Last Crap Game You Played - VGF

Codiekitty · 08-16-2005, 11:58 AM

What was the last turd of a video game you played?

For me, it was this stupid Garfield computer game. It makes Garfield: Caught in the Act look like a timeless classic. You have to clean up the house with a vacuum cleaner, putting stuff back into place, rearranging pictures, and trying to tidy up the house before Jon gets home. If shallow gameplay, buggy controls, ugly graphics, and the worst voice acting since Mario Party weren't enough, there's a glitch that prevents you from completing the game. There was supposed to be a PS2 version of this, but I guess it didn't fall through. YIPPEE!

Garfield the Time Sweeper!

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

**Sean P Kelly** · 08-16-2005, 12:51 PM

I don't remember any games I've played that wasn't at least playable.

The closest would be Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles. Though that's more disapointment over the fact that it's wasn't a full-fledged RPG.

X-3 · 08-16-2005, 01:09 PM

Lets see... I s-

Pokemon Colloseum. God, that game sucks. Snagging=EVILLLLLLL!!!

Glyph Phoenix · 08-16-2005, 06:12 PM

Lemmings! :0

No, really, though... Does NCEC count? I've just strictly cut myself off from crap games. I only buy ones that are almost sure to be good. But that's mostly due to my negative cash flow problem.

And because of my modem, I only download the games that are sure to be good. Through cheapness I protect myself from ****ty games!

celebi134 · 08-19-2005, 01:58 PM

Metamorphic Force at the Arcades. Good concept, bad side-scrolling game.

Lord Reid · 08-19-2005, 04:55 PM

Donkey Kong 64. You aren't convincing me otherwise, I have all the Donkey Kong Country games, and DK64 is garbage. I punched a gorilla at the zoo after I played, and got kicked out.

ZIPPYDIPPY19 · 08-19-2005, 05:11 PM

Mega Man: Network Transmission.

Absolutely hideous in all aspects.

Tazy_10 · 08-19-2005, 07:30 PM

^ *Political Voice* I agree with what this guy is saying

JaredThaJAsWelch · 08-20-2005, 02:00 PM

I was Dissapointeed by the SNES LOTRs game.

I thaut it'd be aswome.

whats worsed it that besides that game all LOTRs games that exist are based on the Movies which I love the Movies but I want a LOTR video game thats it's adaptation rather then an extention of someone elses.

Luigi III · 08-20-2005, 06:56 PM

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith for the DS

The movie was great, but the game: Cah-rap!
EDIT: Unless you count this game!

NCEC!

[ August 20, 2005, 07:00 PM: Message edited by: Luigi III ]

marioisacoolguy · 08-23-2005, 09:32 AM

ALL POKEMON GAMES IN THE UNIVERSE! I HATE THEM!!

Grosnob · 08-23-2005, 11:07 PM

<hint> It involves mario and stamps. </hint>

**L007 is Undecided** · 08-24-2005, 07:24 AM

I hate that "T" word, Codie. T_T

I suppose the last crap-tacular game I played was Yuyu Hakusho: Spirit Detective. Good thing I'm trying to sell it.

If JDavis were speaking for me, he'd say Rayman DS. If it's so bad, why'd it sell $22 on eBay? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

marioisacoolguy · 08-24-2005, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grosnob:
<hint> It involves mario and stamps. </hint>

Mario piant!

Grosnob · 08-24-2005, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by marioisacoolguy:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Grosnob:
<hint> It involves mario and stamps. </hint>

Mario piant! [/quote]Erm, no.

The Doctor · 08-24-2005, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grosnob:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by marioisacoolguy:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Grosnob:
<hint> It involves mario and stamps. </hint>

Mario piant! [/quote]Erm, no. [/quote]Mario Paint!

Curly Brace · 08-24-2005, 12:20 PM

Simpsons: Road Rage.

One word. Ugh.

Chunky Kong12345 · 08-24-2005, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nomytaker.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Grosnob:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by marioisacoolguy:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Grosnob:
<hint> It involves mario and stamps. </hint>

Mario piant! [/quote]Erm, no. [/quote]Mario Paint! [/quote]Mario Stamp! Mario is Missing!

Cloaked Dude · 08-24-2005, 05:23 PM

Codename Gordan...

If that doesn't count, then I don't know.

Luigi III · 08-24-2005, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DO A BARREL ROLL:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Nomytaker.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Grosnob:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by marioisacoolguy:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Grosnob:
<hint> It involves mario and stamps. </hint>

Mario piant! [/quote]Erm, no. [/quote]Mario Paint! [/quote]Mario Stamp! Mario is Missing! [/quote]NCEC!

08-16-2005, 11:58 AM	#1
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 173 Times in 119 Posts Points: 43,514.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,064,965.46 Donate	What was the last turd of a video game you played? For me, it was this stupid Garfield computer game. It makes Garfield: Caught in the Act look like a timeless classic. You have to clean up the house with a vacuum cleaner, putting stuff back into place, rearranging pictures, and trying to tidy up the house before Jon gets home. If shallow gameplay, buggy controls, ugly graphics, and the worst voice acting since Mario Party weren't enough, there's a glitch that prevents you from completing the game. There was supposed to be a PS2 version of this, but I guess it didn't fall through. YIPPEE! Garfield the Time Sweeper! Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

08-16-2005, 12:51 PM	#2
Sean P Kelly SMBHQ Mod Movies Mod Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,242 Thanks: 9 Thanked 41 Times in 32 Posts Points: 177,106.11 Bank: 63,759.26 Total Points: 240,865.37 Donate	I don't remember any games I've played that wasn't at least playable. The closest would be Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles. Though that's more disapointment over the fact that it's wasn't a full-fledged RPG.

08-16-2005, 01:09 PM	#3
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,014 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,533.06 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,533.06 Donate	Lets see... I s- Pokemon Colloseum. God, that game sucks. Snagging=EVILLLLLLL!!!

08-16-2005, 06:12 PM	#4
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 6,553.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,053.00 Donate	Lemmings! :0 No, really, though... Does NCEC count? I've just strictly cut myself off from crap games. I only buy ones that are almost sure to be good. But that's mostly due to my negative cash flow problem. And because of my modem, I only download the games that are sure to be good. Through cheapness I protect myself from ****ty games!

08-19-2005, 01:58 PM	#5
celebi134 Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tygex World, An Alternate Reality Gender: Posts: 1,829 Thanks: 13 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,383.00 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 3,893.00 Donate	Metamorphic Force at the Arcades. Good concept, bad side-scrolling game.

08-19-2005, 04:55 PM	#6
Lord Reid Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 152 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 3,526.54 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,026.54 Donate	Donkey Kong 64. You aren't convincing me otherwise, I have all the Donkey Kong Country games, and DK64 is garbage. I punched a gorilla at the zoo after I played, and got kicked out.

08-19-2005, 05:11 PM	#7
ZIPPYDIPPY19 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 3,259.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,759.00 Donate	Mega Man: Network Transmission. Absolutely hideous in all aspects.

08-19-2005, 07:30 PM	#8
Tazy_10 Forum Host Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Tazy is a bad Mafia Player. I'm Serious. Gender: Posts: 7,545 Thanks: 154 Thanked 265 Times in 206 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 18,781.35 Bank: 26,659.01 Total Points: 45,440.35 Donate	^ Political Voice I agree with what this guy is saying

08-20-2005, 02:00 PM	#9
JaredThaJAsWelch Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Racine Wisconsin Posts: 356 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 13,275.14 Bank: 609.50 Total Points: 13,884.64 Donate	I was Dissapointeed by the SNES LOTRs game. I thaut it'd be aswome. whats worsed it that besides that game all LOTRs games that exist are based on the Movies which I love the Movies but I want a LOTR video game thats it's adaptation rather then an extention of someone elses.

08-20-2005, 06:56 PM	#10
Luigi III Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Who really cares? Gender: Posts: 70 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,607.23 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,107.23 Donate	Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith for the DS The movie was great, but the game: Cah-rap! EDIT: Unless you count this game! NCEC! [ August 20, 2005, 07:00 PM: Message edited by: Luigi III ]

08-23-2005, 09:32 AM	#11
marioisacoolguy Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mushroom Kingdom Posts: 120 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,400.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,900.00 Donate	ALL POKEMON GAMES IN THE UNIVERSE! I HATE THEM!!

08-23-2005, 11:07 PM	#12
Grosnob Newbie Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 8 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 536.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,036.00 Donate	<hint> It involves mario and stamps. </hint>

08-24-2005, 07:24 AM	#13
L007 is Undecided Axe Shreddin' Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,341 Thanks: 90 Thanked 292 Times in 172 Posts Points: 2,160.54 Bank: 16,278.34 Total Points: 18,438.88 Donate	I hate that "T" word, Codie. T_T I suppose the last crap-tacular game I played was Yuyu Hakusho: Spirit Detective. Good thing I'm trying to sell it. If JDavis were speaking for me, he'd say Rayman DS. If it's so bad, why'd it sell $22 on eBay? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

08-24-2005, 12:20 PM	#17
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,826.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,078.88 Donate	Simpsons: Road Rage. One word. Ugh.

08-24-2005, 05:23 PM	#19
Cloaked Dude Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: North Carolina Gender: Posts: 699 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,165.34 Bank: 218.48 Total Points: 2,383.82 Donate	Codename Gordan... If that doesn't count, then I don't know.