Top 10 Reasons Jay Doesn't Make any more Top 10s

Metal Man · 12-28-2005, 02:33 AM

10. Jay has been replaced with his Bizarro World counterpart.
9. Top 10s are so 90's.
8. Girls.
7. He forgot they existed... right?
6. Luigi is no longer as neglected as before.
5. As usual, he's feeling too lazy to update them.
4. Girls.
3. He's currently making a documentary called "March of the Metroid Idiot: Starring Dai Grepher."
2. He uses all his free time making Shorts.
1. Jay updates NC?

Vapor · 12-28-2005, 05:10 AM

WOW!!! A topic in the NC forum that involves NC!!!

We need more of those, even though I like "."
and "Son Of Revenge of Who Would Win in a Fight?"

Jonathan Resop · 12-29-2005, 01:11 AM

Heh, oh yeah. What ever happened to those Top 10 lists? I wonder if I should try to bring them back. Or maybe I should just let MM do them. Heh.-jay

Smithy GCN · 12-30-2005, 01:33 AM

Good idea! Let's make our own Top 10 lists! Ready?
GO!!

Top 10 Things that Don't Go Great Together

1. Bacon and Cement
2. Refried Rubber Bands and Bozo the Clown
3. Jay Resop and Mayonnaise
4. This and That
5. Long Eyebrows and Soup
6. Alfred and Chicken
7. Microsoft and Works (yet they're together anyway)
8. Flying Smokestacks and Maple Syrup
9. Bourbon and Beans
10. Reasons 9 and 10

Now this should absolutely confuse everyone to the point of me sneaking away with a pair of boxers on my head. (Sophisticated chap, aren't I?)

Metal Man · 12-30-2005, 03:57 AM

Top 10 Reasons SmithyGCN isn't doing this Top 10

10. He didn't join five years ago.
9. He lacks a degree in Mariology.
8. His name is unoriginal.
7. He likes to reply to topics for no reason.
6. His eyes are made of glass.
5. Al Gore?
4. Fred ate some more insanity tacos.
3. The NC/SSS Crossover was updated, thus causing the return of Jesus.
2. I'm wearing a tinfoil hat.
1. His inability to reuse reasons and be funny at the same time!

Vapor · 12-30-2005, 09:48 AM

Top 10 Confusing things:

10.PDN Changes.
9.Politics.
8.Oxymorons
7.The inner bowels of a bottomless pit of Campbell's soup.
6.That other Dimension over there.
5.Unfunny Nonsense
4.Disinformation experts.
3.Spelim N GraMM'er Errors
2.The hidden Corners of Beethoven's Mind.
1.TOO MUCH THOUGHT!!!!

Smithy GCN · 12-30-2005, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by M3t4l M4n88:
Top 10 Reasons SmithyGCN isn't doing this Top 10

10. He didn't join five years ago.
9. He lacks a degree in Mariology.
8. His name is unoriginal.
7. He likes to reply to topics for no reason.
6. His eyes are made of glass.
5. Al Gore?
4. Fred ate some more insanity tacos.
3. The NC/SSS Crossover was updated, thus causing the return of Jesus.
2. I'm wearing a tinfoil hat.
1. His inability to reuse reasons and be funny at the same time!

Jeez. Some people take things too seriously.

Vapor · 12-30-2005, 03:24 PM

NEW!
Top 10 VGF-Related Questions

10.How does one become an Admin??
9.What happens if Admin5 gets Banned??
8.Where's Admin4,Admin3,Admin2,and Admin1??
7.Why is Jay "Perrin Aybarra"??
6.How is this Forum so Popular??
5.Why is the Nintendo Quasi-Board so big??
4.Where's the Dr. Donez Topic??
3.What's on the 13th Floor??
2.What's the meaning of life??(Joke)
1.IS Glyph Pheonix the Modren Man??

**Crazyswordsman** · 02-03-2006, 07:39 PM

Top 10 VGF-related questions Take 2:
10. What the hell IS a Duck Blur, anyway?
9. Whatever happened to Rattan?
8. How do you get a copy of "Chrono Alcoholism?"
7. Why is it a "Game of DOOM?"
6. What is Vapor's obsession with Rubber Ducky?
5. Why is it that the NC forum is the only one with regular activity?
4. Why does everyone love the Misc. forum?
3. Who's your favorite NC?
2. What defines an idiot in the Comix forum?
1. Where did the "Jay Bans HotD" joke come from?
Worst 10 things Square did take 2:
10. Secret of Mana
9. Edward
8. Final Fantasy XI
7. Left Nintendo for Sony
6. Selphie
5. Tidus
4. Final Fantasy X-2
3. "Leave the fiends to us professionals."
2. Didn't tell us how to get to Booyaville (still #2)
1. Cancelled Chrono Break
Top 10 rejected ideas for Top 10 lists:
10. Top 1000 anything
9. Top 10 leetspeak phrases
8. Top 10 ways to get a girlfriend
7. Top 10 reasons why top 10s suck
6. Top 10 uses for the number pi
5. Top 10 reasons X isn't doing Y
4. Top 10 individual cheese wedges ever made
3. Top 10 top 10 lists from Letterman
2. Top 10 things to do with your copy of "Mario Is Missing"
1. Top 10 ways to get Jay to update NC
-CSM

***Ynot Shane*** · 02-03-2006, 07:50 PM

He's dead.

Alph · 02-03-2006, 08:19 PM

Top 10 reasons why Jay is dead:

1. He was strapped to the floor and devoured by kittens.
2. He was smitten by the wrath of God for some reason.
3. Duck tape.
4. He died after Kyle threw him down into the reactor core of the death star.
5. People kept chewing his butt off for not updating NC, until nothing was left.
6. He was killed by his future self who traveled back in time in order to commit suicide.
7. Chuck Norris.
8. He dressed up as Bob Saget in front of Fred the Spanyard.
9. He swallowed a shoe. Without chewing first.
10. And of course...Pokemon.

Tickle Master · 02-03-2006, 09:40 PM

top 10 Harry Potter anythings

10. The Firebolt level on Quidditch World Cup
9. Dean Thomas
8. Dementors
7. Durmstrang Institute
6. Peter Pettigrew
5. The 4th Movie
4. Firebolt
3. The cute girls
2. Weasley's Wizard Wheezes
1. GOF "Uranus" Joke

Vapor · 02-04-2006, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazyswordsman

Top 10 VGF-related questions Take 2:
6. What is Vapor's obsession with Rubber Ducky?
-CSM

It's cute and funny.

UltraLuigi · 02-05-2006, 01:56 PM

NC is pouring down. X-mas themes are still up! Where are the top 10 lists?

Nintendo JJW: Mr. Biscuit · 02-07-2006, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

Top 10 Reasons SmithyGCN isn't doing this Top 10

10. He didn't join five years ago.
9. He lacks a degree in Mariology.
8. His name is unoriginal.
7. He likes to reply to topics for no reason.
6. His eyes are made of glass.
5. Al Gore?
4. Fred ate some more insanity tacos.
3. The NC/SSS Crossover was updated, thus causing the return of Jesus.
2. I'm wearing a tinfoil hat.
1. His inability to reuse reasons and be funny at the same time!

Since when do you need to sign up five years age? Is there an unwritten rule? Is there a committee who makes these unwritten rule? And why didn't you bring tinfoil hats for the rest of us?

**Crazyswordsman** · 02-07-2006, 07:00 PM

No, just for you, heh.

Top 10 (11)? Greatest Cartoons of All time:

11. The Real Ghostbusters (Juuuust missed out)
10. The Angry Beavers
9. DuckTales
8. The Simpsons
7. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
6. Dennis the Menace
5. Classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
4. Garfield and Friends
3. Family Guy
2. Futurama
1. Rocko's Modern Life

Codiekitty · 02-07-2006, 07:15 PM

I'll take Gargoyles or Chip 'n Dale over Dennis the Menace any day.

Top 10 Things Jay Would Probably Name His Cat:

10. Muffins
9. Dr. Donez
8. Al Gore?
7. Cyan
6. Knight Who Says "Nya".
5. Luigi
4. Hobbes
3. Tick
2. Sir Neko Gato, Mayor of Booyaville
1. LUUUUUUCCAAAAAAA!!!

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

**Crazyswordsman** · 02-07-2006, 07:28 PM

You spelled it wrong. It's "LLLUUUCCCCCCAAA!!!", three Ls, three Us, six Cs, three As, and three exclamation points.

And as good as Gargoyles and Chip and Dale were, they weren't 30 minute laugh fests, like DTM was, heh.

And Codie has brought me to....

Top 10 VGF Forum Gags of all time
10. WEAPON
9. Game of... DOOM!
8. NC Hotels
7. Son of.....
6. I heart HotD!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. It's a Duckblur!
4. Chrono Alcoholism
3. Ask Dr. Donez!
2. Booyaville
1. LLLUUUCCCCCCAAA!!!
-CSM

02-03-2006, 07:39 PM	#9
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,042 Thanks: 541 Thanked 378 Times in 260 Posts Points: 132,229.48 Bank: 30,063.17 Total Points: 162,292.65 Donate	Top 10 VGF-related questions Take 2: 10. What the hell IS a Duck Blur, anyway? 9. Whatever happened to Rattan? 8. How do you get a copy of "Chrono Alcoholism?" 7. Why is it a "Game of DOOM?" 6. What is Vapor's obsession with Rubber Ducky? 5. Why is it that the NC forum is the only one with regular activity? 4. Why does everyone love the Misc. forum? 3. Who's your favorite NC? 2. What defines an idiot in the Comix forum? 1. Where did the "Jay Bans HotD" joke come from? Worst 10 things Square did take 2: 10. Secret of Mana 9. Edward 8. Final Fantasy XI 7. Left Nintendo for Sony 6. Selphie 5. Tidus 4. Final Fantasy X-2 3. "Leave the fiends to us professionals." 2. Didn't tell us how to get to Booyaville (still #2) 1. Cancelled Chrono Break Top 10 rejected ideas for Top 10 lists: 10. Top 1000 anything 9. Top 10 leetspeak phrases 8. Top 10 ways to get a girlfriend 7. Top 10 reasons why top 10s suck 6. Top 10 uses for the number pi 5. Top 10 reasons X isn't doing Y 4. Top 10 individual cheese wedges ever made 3. Top 10 top 10 lists from Letterman 2. Top 10 things to do with your copy of "Mario Is Missing" 1. Top 10 ways to get Jay to update NC -CSM Last edited by Crazyswordsman; 02-03-2006 at 07:52 PM.

02-03-2006, 07:50 PM	#10
*Ynot Shane* Not Ready to Make Nice Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Flaflooga Gender: Posts: 131,599 Thanks: 43 Thanked 410 Times in 212 Posts Points: 228,627.32 Bank: 14,773,610.93 Total Points: 15,002,238.25 Donate	He's dead. __________________ One day I'll have money, prestige, power. And on that day... they'll still have more.

02-05-2006, 01:56 PM	#14
UltraLuigi Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: House that has a computer Posts: 53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,933.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,433.00 Donate	Some how he's too lazy. NC is pouring down. X-mas themes are still up! Where are the top 10 lists?

02-07-2006, 07:28 PM	#18
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,042 Thanks: 541 Thanked 378 Times in 260 Posts Points: 132,229.48 Bank: 30,063.17 Total Points: 162,292.65 Donate	You spelled it wrong. It's "LLLUUUCCCCCCAAA!!!", three Ls, three Us, six Cs, three As, and three exclamation points. And as good as Gargoyles and Chip and Dale were, they weren't 30 minute laugh fests, like DTM was, heh. And Codie has brought me to.... Top 10 VGF Forum Gags of all time 10. WEAPON 9. Game of... DOOM! 8. NC Hotels 7. Son of..... 6. I heart HotD!!!!!!!!!!!! 5. It's a Duckblur! 4. Chrono Alcoholism 3. Ask Dr. Donez! 2. Booyaville 1. LLLUUUCCCCCCAAA!!! -CSM Last edited by Crazyswordsman; 02-07-2006 at 07:39 PM.

12-28-2005, 02:33 AM	#1
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,737 Thanks: 74 Thanked 197 Times in 135 Posts Points: 9,446.78 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,446.78 Donate	10. Jay has been replaced with his Bizarro World counterpart. 9. Top 10s are so 90's. 8. Girls. 7. He forgot they existed... right? 6. Luigi is no longer as neglected as before. 5. As usual, he's feeling too lazy to update them. 4. Girls. 3. He's currently making a documentary called "March of the Metroid Idiot: Starring Dai Grepher." 2. He uses all his free time making Shorts. 1. Jay updates NC?

12-28-2005, 05:10 AM	#2
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 3,084 Thanks: 83 Thanked 111 Times in 76 Posts Points: 6,642.50 Bank: 27,463.30 Total Points: 34,105.81 Donate	WOW!!! A topic in the NC forum that involves NC!!! We need more of those, even though I like "." and "Son Of Revenge of Who Would Win in a Fight?"

12-29-2005, 01:11 AM	#3
Jonathan Resop Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 34,741.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,241.00 Donate	Heh, oh yeah. What ever happened to those Top 10 lists? I wonder if I should try to bring them back. Or maybe I should just let MM do them. Heh.-jay

12-30-2005, 01:33 AM	#4
Smithy GCN Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Ymir Forest Posts: 302 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,826.93 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,326.93 Donate	Good idea! Let's make our own Top 10 lists! Ready? GO!! Top 10 Things that Don't Go Great Together 1. Bacon and Cement 2. Refried Rubber Bands and Bozo the Clown 3. Jay Resop and Mayonnaise 4. This and That 5. Long Eyebrows and Soup 6. Alfred and Chicken 7. Microsoft and Works (yet they're together anyway) 8. Flying Smokestacks and Maple Syrup 9. Bourbon and Beans 10. Reasons 9 and 10 Now this should absolutely confuse everyone to the point of me sneaking away with a pair of boxers on my head. (Sophisticated chap, aren't I?)

12-30-2005, 03:57 AM	#5
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,737 Thanks: 74 Thanked 197 Times in 135 Posts Points: 9,446.78 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,446.78 Donate	Top 10 Reasons SmithyGCN isn't doing this Top 10 10. He didn't join five years ago. 9. He lacks a degree in Mariology. 8. His name is unoriginal. 7. He likes to reply to topics for no reason. 6. His eyes are made of glass. 5. Al Gore? 4. Fred ate some more insanity tacos. 3. The NC/SSS Crossover was updated, thus causing the return of Jesus. 2. I'm wearing a tinfoil hat. 1. His inability to reuse reasons and be funny at the same time!

12-30-2005, 09:48 AM	#6
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 3,084 Thanks: 83 Thanked 111 Times in 76 Posts Points: 6,642.50 Bank: 27,463.30 Total Points: 34,105.81 Donate	Top 10 Confusing things: 10.PDN Changes. 9.Politics. 8.Oxymorons 7.The inner bowels of a bottomless pit of Campbell's soup. 6.That other Dimension over there. 5.Unfunny Nonsense 4.Disinformation experts. 3.Spelim N GraMM'er Errors 2.The hidden Corners of Beethoven's Mind. 1.TOO MUCH THOUGHT!!!!

12-30-2005, 03:24 PM	#8
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 3,084 Thanks: 83 Thanked 111 Times in 76 Posts Points: 6,642.50 Bank: 27,463.30 Total Points: 34,105.81 Donate	NEW! Top 10 VGF-Related Questions 10.How does one become an Admin?? 9.What happens if Admin5 gets Banned?? 8.Where's Admin4,Admin3,Admin2,and Admin1?? 7.Why is Jay "Perrin Aybarra"?? 6.How is this Forum so Popular?? 5.Why is the Nintendo Quasi-Board so big?? 4.Where's the Dr. Donez Topic?? 3.What's on the 13th Floor?? 2.What's the meaning of life??(Joke) 1.IS Glyph Pheonix the Modren Man??

02-03-2006, 08:19 PM	#11
Alph Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: MWAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!ha. Gender: Posts: 1,294 Thanks: 21 Thanked 8 Times in 4 Posts Points: 13,046.64 Bank: 729.69 Total Points: 13,776.33 Donate	Top 10 reasons why Jay is dead: 1. He was strapped to the floor and devoured by kittens. 2. He was smitten by the wrath of God for some reason. 3. Duck tape. 4. He died after Kyle threw him down into the reactor core of the death star. 5. People kept chewing his butt off for not updating NC, until nothing was left. 6. He was killed by his future self who traveled back in time in order to commit suicide. 7. Chuck Norris. 8. He dressed up as Bob Saget in front of Fred the Spanyard. 9. He swallowed a shoe. Without chewing first. 10. And of course...Pokemon.

02-03-2006, 09:40 PM	#12
Tickle Master Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: depends on the roleplay Gender: Posts: 189 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 11,857.30 Bank: 634.12 Total Points: 12,491.42 Donate	top 10 Harry Potter anythings 10. The Firebolt level on Quidditch World Cup 9. Dean Thomas 8. Dementors 7. Durmstrang Institute 6. Peter Pettigrew 5. The 4th Movie 4. Firebolt 3. The cute girls 2. Weasley's Wizard Wheezes 1. GOF "Uranus" Joke

02-07-2006, 07:00 PM	#16
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,042 Thanks: 541 Thanked 378 Times in 260 Posts Points: 132,229.48 Bank: 30,063.17 Total Points: 162,292.65 Donate	No, just for you, heh. Top 10 (11)? Greatest Cartoons of All time: 11. The Real Ghostbusters (Juuuust missed out) 10. The Angry Beavers 9. DuckTales 8. The Simpsons 7. Aqua Teen Hunger Force 6. Dennis the Menace 5. Classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4. Garfield and Friends 3. Family Guy 2. Futurama 1. Rocko's Modern Life

02-07-2006, 07:15 PM	#17
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 44,935.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,066,386.46 Donate	I'll take Gargoyles or Chip 'n Dale over Dennis the Menace any day. Top 10 Things Jay Would Probably Name His Cat: 10. Muffins 9. Dr. Donez 8. Al Gore? 7. Cyan 6. Knight Who Says "Nya". 5. Luigi 4. Hobbes 3. Tick 2. Sir Neko Gato, Mayor of Booyaville 1. LUUUUUUCCAAAAAAA!!! Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!