The Thingy Strikes Back - Page 3

MC Mushi Mo · 05-03-2006, 09:30 PM

That was one of my doppelgangers.(We all can't be exactlythe same.)
I run after CodieKitty and we start to wrestle. I pull out a steel chair and knock out CK and accidently spike the thingy. It travels downward and ends up in hell where Beezelbub(Satan) takes it and tries to sell it in exchange for my soul. I kill him by throwing a preist carrying a vile of holy water at him and he melts. I take the thingy, and ascend to the surface, I get in my battle mech and fly to My Moon Base.

**Crazyswordsman** · 05-03-2006, 10:30 PM

I take the Thingy. Unfortunately, I don't do it in any sort of witty way. -CSM

MC Mushi Mo · 05-03-2006, 10:59 PM

I notice that I no longer possess the thingy. *Smashes CSM for being boring* I fly back to my moon base in my battlemech. The thingy in hand. I now possess the thingy once more!

X-3 · 05-04-2006, 06:41 AM

Suddenly, Zemus appears from the moon and destroys MC Mushi Mo. I quickly summon Lunar Bahamut(Who managed to survive the Round Table attack) who flies me to the Moon. I grab the Thingy, and I fly away again.

MC Mushi Mo · 05-04-2006, 10:43 PM

The blast that Zemus causes(he destroyed the moon and it looked like I was destroyed) sends me to Jupiter. I plot to kill X-3. I make it back and destroy him(I was riding an asteroid) and I make a crater. I snatch the thingy and use Gum-Gum Rocket to launche myself to California, where I am in control!

X-3 · 05-05-2006, 06:40 AM

However, you became VERY weak on Jupiter. Too much gas?

When you try to destroy me, I simply summon Lunar Bahamut, who uses Mega Flare on you. You do not destroy me, but you manage to steal the Thingy anyway.

I fly to California, and Lunar Bahamut fires tons of Mega Flares. California is destroyed. I take the Thingy from the remains, and I fly away.

Codiekitty · 05-05-2006, 01:25 PM

The Governator hunts X-3 down for destroying his state. After pumping X-3 full of lead, he takes the Thingy. Then I summon a swarm of cats as big as the eye can see upon him, who agree because (A) I'm giving the orders, and (B) that Cat Hunting bill he signed, they maul him to his bones, and bring me the Thingy.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

X-3 · 05-05-2006, 02:21 PM

Before I die, I manage to summon Asura, who brings me back to life after the cats leave.

I summon Lunar Bahamut, who tranforms into Dark Bahamut. I fly on his back, and we go to where CK and her cats are.

Dark Bahamut fires a Mega Flare, which is enough to kill all of her cats, but not enough to kill CK. I jump off of Dark Bahamut, and I stab CK in the throat with my sword. I then grab the Thingy from her cold, dead hands, and I fly away on Dark Bahamut.

DR.Death · 05-05-2006, 04:21 PM

i then sneak up to codie kitty and toss her into the pool of vomit then she throws the thingy in the air and i catch it and watch her drown when she's dead
i drag her out and pour oil all over her and catch her on fire then leave towerds my base with the thingy in my hand

X-3 · 05-05-2006, 04:45 PM

I laugh at DR.Death, as his post was 2 hours late(Must be because sometimes the newest post doesn't appear). Dark Bahamut Mega Flares him until he explodes. Same with any of his minions.

Frumie Bandy · 05-05-2006, 07:30 PM

I blow up Bahamut and X-3 and grab Thingy real quick. Then I hide in a woman. (I bet you don't know where in the woman)

MC Mushi Mo · 05-05-2006, 10:21 PM

I kill Frumious Bandersnatch using the Gum-Gum Pistol punch!( I've been reading too much One Piece lately) He goes flying to Jupiter! I steal the thingy and head back to California to regroup! Grove Street Gang has declared war on X-3 by the way.

X-3 · 05-05-2006, 11:01 PM

Grove Street Gang does not declare war on me, because I'm dead. California is gone too.

My spirit takes over MC Mushi Mo. I then make him sacrifice himself to revive me. But now I'm even MORE powerful.

I take the Thingy, and I summon Dark Bahamut, who turns into Neo Bahamut, who guards it.

**Crazyswordsman** · 05-06-2006, 01:02 AM

I summon Raiden, who defeats Neo Bahamut, and the faithful Raiden retrieves the Thingy for me. Because FFVII is inferior to FFVI. -CSM

X-3 · 05-06-2006, 09:25 AM

X-3: Hmm... This isn't good. Raiden looks powerful. Very powerful.

I summon Bahamut(FFIV version), who fires a Mega Flare. Not enough damage to win.

X-3: Enough.

I use a Grimore, which summons Odin(FFIV version). He cuts CSM and Raiden in half, ending the battle. I take the Thingy from CSM's dead body and Odin disappears.

Codiekitty · 05-06-2006, 12:40 PM

I say to X-3 "You realize that according to FFVI, Raiden is an upgraded Odin, right?". In his confusion, I take the Thingy right out of his hands and walk away. Two hours later, he's still dazed.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

X-3 · 05-06-2006, 03:18 PM

X-3: Damn, I've never played FFVI! If I had, then CK wouldn't have just stolen the Thingy. I'll have to get the GBA version when it comes out.

I use the spell Teleport, which teleports me to where CK is. I then quickly summon Ragnarok who turns her into a weapon. I then throw her in the garbage.

Frumie Bandy · 05-06-2006, 03:43 PM

I summon "Giant Omega Killer Bunny With Wings", which shreds Ragnarok to pieces.

I grab Thingy and fly to Mexico.

**Crazyswordsman** · 05-06-2006, 07:46 PM

The border patrol shoots him down. I take the Thingy from the wreckage. -CSM

Frumie Bandy · 05-06-2006, 09:26 PM

An Emu falls on CSM's head for some strange reason. I grab Thingy an turn invisable.

05-06-2006, 03:18 PM	#57
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,234 Thanks: 280 Thanked 308 Times in 225 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 11,840.13 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,840.13 Donate	X-3: Damn, I've never played FFVI! If I had, then CK wouldn't have just stolen the Thingy. I'll have to get the GBA version when it comes out. I use the spell Teleport, which teleports me to where CK is. I then quickly summon Ragnarok who turns her into a weapon. I then throw her in the garbage. Last edited by X-3; 05-06-2006 at 03:37 PM.

05-03-2006, 09:30 PM	#41
MC Mushi Mo This Isn't Real. Really, It's not. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 109 Thanked 308 Times in 245 Posts Points: 9,800.66 Bank: 47,745.51 Total Points: 57,546.17 Donate	That was one of my doppelgangers.(We all can't be exactlythe same.) I run after CodieKitty and we start to wrestle. I pull out a steel chair and knock out CK and accidently spike the thingy. It travels downward and ends up in hell where Beezelbub(Satan) takes it and tries to sell it in exchange for my soul. I kill him by throwing a preist carrying a vile of holy water at him and he melts. I take the thingy, and ascend to the surface, I get in my battle mech and fly to My Moon Base.

05-03-2006, 10:30 PM	#42
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,042 Thanks: 541 Thanked 378 Times in 260 Posts Points: 132,233.48 Bank: 30,063.17 Total Points: 162,296.65 Donate	I take the Thingy. Unfortunately, I don't do it in any sort of witty way. -CSM

05-03-2006, 10:59 PM	#43
MC Mushi Mo This Isn't Real. Really, It's not. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 109 Thanked 308 Times in 245 Posts Points: 9,800.66 Bank: 47,745.51 Total Points: 57,546.17 Donate	I notice that I no longer possess the thingy. Smashes CSM for being boring I fly back to my moon base in my battlemech. The thingy in hand. I now possess the thingy once more!

05-04-2006, 06:41 AM	#44
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,234 Thanks: 280 Thanked 308 Times in 225 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 11,840.13 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,840.13 Donate	Suddenly, Zemus appears from the moon and destroys MC Mushi Mo. I quickly summon Lunar Bahamut(Who managed to survive the Round Table attack) who flies me to the Moon. I grab the Thingy, and I fly away again.

05-04-2006, 10:43 PM	#45
MC Mushi Mo This Isn't Real. Really, It's not. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 109 Thanked 308 Times in 245 Posts Points: 9,800.66 Bank: 47,745.51 Total Points: 57,546.17 Donate	The blast that Zemus causes(he destroyed the moon and it looked like I was destroyed) sends me to Jupiter. I plot to kill X-3. I make it back and destroy him(I was riding an asteroid) and I make a crater. I snatch the thingy and use Gum-Gum Rocket to launche myself to California, where I am in control!

05-05-2006, 06:40 AM	#46
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,234 Thanks: 280 Thanked 308 Times in 225 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 11,840.13 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,840.13 Donate	However, you became VERY weak on Jupiter. Too much gas? When you try to destroy me, I simply summon Lunar Bahamut, who uses Mega Flare on you. You do not destroy me, but you manage to steal the Thingy anyway. I fly to California, and Lunar Bahamut fires tons of Mega Flares. California is destroyed. I take the Thingy from the remains, and I fly away.

05-05-2006, 01:25 PM	#47
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 44,943.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,066,394.46 Donate	The Governator hunts X-3 down for destroying his state. After pumping X-3 full of lead, he takes the Thingy. Then I summon a swarm of cats as big as the eye can see upon him, who agree because (A) I'm giving the orders, and (B) that Cat Hunting bill he signed, they maul him to his bones, and bring me the Thingy. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

05-05-2006, 02:21 PM	#48
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,234 Thanks: 280 Thanked 308 Times in 225 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 11,840.13 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,840.13 Donate	Before I die, I manage to summon Asura, who brings me back to life after the cats leave. I summon Lunar Bahamut, who tranforms into Dark Bahamut. I fly on his back, and we go to where CK and her cats are. Dark Bahamut fires a Mega Flare, which is enough to kill all of her cats, but not enough to kill CK. I jump off of Dark Bahamut, and I stab CK in the throat with my sword. I then grab the Thingy from her cold, dead hands, and I fly away on Dark Bahamut.

05-05-2006, 04:21 PM	#49
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A box in central New York between a cheese factory and a night club Gender: Posts: 248 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts Points: 2,233.43 Bank: 552.04 Total Points: 2,785.47 Donate	i then sneak up to codie kitty and toss her into the pool of vomit then she throws the thingy in the air and i catch it and watch her drown when she's dead i drag her out and pour oil all over her and catch her on fire then leave towerds my base with the thingy in my hand

05-05-2006, 04:45 PM	#50
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,234 Thanks: 280 Thanked 308 Times in 225 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 11,840.13 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,840.13 Donate	I laugh at DR.Death, as his post was 2 hours late(Must be because sometimes the newest post doesn't appear). Dark Bahamut Mega Flares him until he explodes. Same with any of his minions.

05-05-2006, 07:30 PM	#51
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,829 Thanks: 280 Thanked 199 Times in 133 Posts Points: 27,501.42 Bank: 32,567.48 Total Points: 60,068.90 Donate	I blow up Bahamut and X-3 and grab Thingy real quick. Then I hide in a woman. (I bet you don't know where in the woman)

05-05-2006, 10:21 PM	#52
MC Mushi Mo This Isn't Real. Really, It's not. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 109 Thanked 308 Times in 245 Posts Points: 9,800.66 Bank: 47,745.51 Total Points: 57,546.17 Donate	I kill Frumious Bandersnatch using the Gum-Gum Pistol punch!( I've been reading too much One Piece lately) He goes flying to Jupiter! I steal the thingy and head back to California to regroup! Grove Street Gang has declared war on X-3 by the way.

05-05-2006, 11:01 PM	#53
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,234 Thanks: 280 Thanked 308 Times in 225 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 11,840.13 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,840.13 Donate	Grove Street Gang does not declare war on me, because I'm dead. California is gone too. My spirit takes over MC Mushi Mo. I then make him sacrifice himself to revive me. But now I'm even MORE powerful. I take the Thingy, and I summon Dark Bahamut, who turns into Neo Bahamut, who guards it.

05-06-2006, 01:02 AM	#54
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,042 Thanks: 541 Thanked 378 Times in 260 Posts Points: 132,233.48 Bank: 30,063.17 Total Points: 162,296.65 Donate	I summon Raiden, who defeats Neo Bahamut, and the faithful Raiden retrieves the Thingy for me. Because FFVII is inferior to FFVI. -CSM

05-06-2006, 09:25 AM	#55
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,234 Thanks: 280 Thanked 308 Times in 225 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 11,840.13 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,840.13 Donate	X-3: Hmm... This isn't good. Raiden looks powerful. Very powerful. I summon Bahamut(FFIV version), who fires a Mega Flare. Not enough damage to win. X-3: Enough. I use a Grimore, which summons Odin(FFIV version). He cuts CSM and Raiden in half, ending the battle. I take the Thingy from CSM's dead body and Odin disappears.

05-06-2006, 12:40 PM	#56
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 44,943.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,066,394.46 Donate	I say to X-3 "You realize that according to FFVI, Raiden is an upgraded Odin, right?". In his confusion, I take the Thingy right out of his hands and walk away. Two hours later, he's still dazed. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

05-06-2006, 03:43 PM	#58
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,829 Thanks: 280 Thanked 199 Times in 133 Posts Points: 27,501.42 Bank: 32,567.48 Total Points: 60,068.90 Donate	I summon "Giant Omega Killer Bunny With Wings", which shreds Ragnarok to pieces. I grab Thingy and fly to Mexico.

05-06-2006, 07:46 PM	#59
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,042 Thanks: 541 Thanked 378 Times in 260 Posts Points: 132,233.48 Bank: 30,063.17 Total Points: 162,296.65 Donate	The border patrol shoots him down. I take the Thingy from the wreckage. -CSM

05-06-2006, 09:26 PM	#60
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,829 Thanks: 280 Thanked 199 Times in 133 Posts Points: 27,501.42 Bank: 32,567.48 Total Points: 60,068.90 Donate	An Emu falls on CSM's head for some strange reason. I grab Thingy an turn invisable.