The Bowser's Castle Hotel - Page 3

Vapor · 08-22-2006, 08:36 PM

*Vapor walks into the Hotel*
Vapor: I'm here to Nuke-proof the hotel.
Clerk: You're a bit late.
Vapor: Ah well. It rose from the dead, right?
Clerk: Yes...
Vapor: Fine then. ANTINUKE.
*An antinuke explodes, which negates all nuke stuff*
Clerk: Yay.
Vapor: Could I have a room?
Clerk: Sure... but pay first.
Vapor: I can give you 5 porcelain porpoises.
Clerk:...O...K....
Vapor: I'll take room # 86.9.
Clerk: ........
Vapor: Ah well. I'm a giddy ghost anyway. *Flies off upstairs*
Clerk: .......Oh dang. now we're haunted.

Bartman101 · 08-22-2006, 09:08 PM

Room for one please.

jayboy · 08-22-2006, 09:14 PM

*jayboy walks into the Hotel*
jayboy: I'm here for my awsome 365 night, 365 day stay.
Clerk: Also, we made it nuke proof. Yes, you can stay as long as you like.
jayboy:COOL!!
Clerk: What room do you like?
jayboy: 135.
Clerk: Room 135 has a surround sound plasma T.V., a ultimate video game set like a Sega Genesis, Dreamcast, SNES, NES, Gamecube, Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance regular and SP, DVD player, over 100 dvds,over 100 videos, over 1,000 video games, a dance floor, and it's very big.
jayboy: YIPPE!!!!! I'll take it.
Clerk: Have a nice stay.

Vapor · 08-22-2006, 09:17 PM

*Flies through the walls of everyone's room*
Bartman: wtf
jayboy: Hmm?
Frumious: ....Better get that Vorpal Blade........

jayboy · 08-22-2006, 09:52 PM

jayboy: Batman, what are you doing here anyway?
Batman: This isn't the Bat Cave, Is it?
jayboy: No. This is the Bowser's Castle Hotel.
Batman: Anyways, This room is huge!
jayboy: Why didn't Robin come?
Batman: I don't know.
jayboy: This is a perfect place. You like it?
Batman: Yep.
jayboy: Wow. You must've like it a lot.

jayboy: I found the NoddleNoggin
NoodleNoggin: You are under my control. You will do whatever I say.You are on hot sand.
jayboy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
NoodleNoggin: Let's dance.
Batman, jayboy, NoodleNoggin, and Pinky dance.
Pinky:Narf!

Vapor is watching TV in his hotel room. Pinky and the Brain rushes in.
Vapor: What are you two doing here?
Brain: I came here to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
Pinky: Zort! Poit! Narf! Vat! Fjord!

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-22-2006, 10:14 PM

CSM comes in after stuffing Chunky into the Toilet Grue.

CSM: Did you order room service?
Vapor: No. Why?
CSM: Because there's a plate left here with your name on it.
Vapor: What does it say?
CSM: Rubber Ducky a la flambe with mushroom sauce.
Vapor: NOOOOOOOO! (pulls out a knife and stabs CSM)
CSM: This means war! (Uses extreme sarcasm, it has no effect, dies).

-CSM

Frumie Bandy · 08-23-2006, 10:01 PM

*goes into kitchen*

Frumious: I would like some Blue Bacon, please.
Goomba Waiter: Our Chef will get right on it.
Froumios: Who's the chef?
*Chef Torte comes out of the chef's door*
Chef Torte: Bonjour.
Frumious: NOOOOOO!!!

Vapor · 08-23-2006, 10:18 PM

Vapor: Hmmm..... What to do with the duck and CSM... BIGFOOT!
*Bigfoot lumbers into the room*
Vapor: Could you take this plate and this guy into the backyard?
Bigfoot: Rmmphglr.
Vapor: Good.
*Bigfoot Picks up CSM and the plate and takes them to the yard.*
*Secretly weeps*

*Falls through the floor*
Vapor: Oh, shoot. I forgot to turn off the incorporealescance.
*lands in The kitchen with Frumious*
Frumious: HELP! WE MUST KILL CHEF TORTE!
Vapor: .....Eh.
*Takes out a magic frisbee, throws it at Torte, and it cuts his hat in half*
*Torte flees*

Vapor: While Frumious is ordering the blue bacon, I'll have some green eggs and ham.

Frumie Bandy · 08-23-2006, 10:23 PM

Fun Fact: Green Ham and Blue Bacon are both made from Mome Raths (I think that the Blue Bacon is in name only. I think it looks more like Teal to me). The Green Egss are from Borogoves.

Vapor · 08-23-2006, 10:24 PM

^ Borogove Eggs?

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-23-2006, 10:31 PM

Chef: Unfortunately, after Sam-I-Am came and ate up all our Green Eggs and Ham, they were banned by the FDA because Sam-I-Am died.
Vapor: Crap.
CSM: What do we do for food?
Chef: Russian Grue.
Vapor: How the hell did you kill a Grue?
CSM: Simple. In Soviet Russia, Grue is likely to be eaten by YOU!!
-CSM

Frumie Bandy · 08-23-2006, 10:33 PM

Luckily, I happen to be an expert at bossing around little animals and cutting off their chest. I am new cook! I'll use all eggs except Borogove eggs, and change Green Ham to Teal Ham (and Blue Bacon to Teal Bacon). And I'll fry those little Russian Grues and cut off the Beaked Grues' arms (Beaked Grues have tasty arms).

Bartman101 · 08-23-2006, 11:56 PM

*Goes up to his room.Then runs to the balconey and does a suicide dive landing on Frumious bandersnatch*
That was fun.
Frumois bandersnatch:Not for me.
Hey you wanna go to the pool?
Bandersnatch:Sure lets go.I'll bring the rubber duck.

And I invited some friends to stay,Come on guys.

People please meet Super penguin atomic squad

Crazybirdanimations · 08-24-2006, 02:28 AM

* Crazybirdanimations walks into the hotel

SST: Hello, I hear this place is haunted?
Clerk: Yes. But...The only ghost I know of is...
SST: The "..." Ghost?!?
Clerk: NO!!! The ghost that's haunting this house is the hotel!
SST: Which hotel?
Clerk: THIS ONE!!!!
SST: Oh. I knew that.
Clerk. Ok. Now, the ghost is right in the living room.
SST: Then why is it a ghost?
Clerk: Just go.

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-24-2006, 06:19 AM

CSM: We have no ghosts here, Saeed.
-CSM

Vapor · 08-24-2006, 08:49 AM

*Vapor flies down through the ceiling in front of CSM*
Vapor: Are you suuuuuure?
*Flies back up through the ceiling*

Bartman101 · 08-24-2006, 12:04 PM

Hey me and the penguins are going to pool anyone wanna come?

Frumie Bandy · 08-24-2006, 12:54 PM

*Rides one of the penguins into the pool*

Frumious: WWWRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crazybirdanimations · 08-24-2006, 02:21 PM

penguins have been murdered.

And it's up to abraham lincoln to save the day!

Frumie Bandy · 08-24-2006, 02:31 PM

*Goes into room and plays this song on MP3, because I like it.*

08-22-2006, 08:36 PM	#41
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 3,313 Thanks: 100 Thanked 134 Times in 92 Posts Points: 3,142.36 Bank: 32,821.19 Total Points: 35,963.55 Donate	HAUNT-O HAUNT-O HAUNTITY-HAUNT. Vapor walks into the Hotel Vapor: I'm here to Nuke-proof the hotel. Clerk: You're a bit late. Vapor: Ah well. It rose from the dead, right? Clerk: Yes... Vapor: Fine then. ANTINUKE. An antinuke explodes, which negates all nuke stuff Clerk: Yay. Vapor: Could I have a room? Clerk: Sure... but pay first. Vapor: I can give you 5 porcelain porpoises. Clerk:...O...K.... Vapor: I'll take room # 86.9. Clerk: ........ Vapor: Ah well. I'm a giddy ghost anyway. Flies off upstairs Clerk: .......Oh dang. now we're haunted.

08-22-2006, 09:14 PM	#43
jayboy Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Green Hill Zone Gender: Posts: 109 Thanks: 9 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,028.24 Bank: 3,879.80 Total Points: 6,908.05 Donate	A dream room in the hotel jayboy walks into the Hotel jayboy: I'm here for my awsome 365 night, 365 day stay. Clerk: Also, we made it nuke proof. Yes, you can stay as long as you like. jayboy:COOL!! Clerk: What room do you like? jayboy: 135. Clerk: Room 135 has a surround sound plasma T.V., a ultimate video game set like a Sega Genesis, Dreamcast, SNES, NES, Gamecube, Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance regular and SP, DVD player, over 100 dvds,over 100 videos, over 1,000 video games, a dance floor, and it's very big. jayboy: YIPPE!!!!! I'll take it. Clerk: Have a nice stay. Last edited by jayboy; 09-03-2006 at 03:57 PM.

08-22-2006, 09:52 PM	#45
jayboy Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Green Hill Zone Gender: Posts: 109 Thanks: 9 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,028.24 Bank: 3,879.80 Total Points: 6,908.05 Donate	Batman And jayboy Chat jayboy: Batman, what are you doing here anyway? Batman: This isn't the Bat Cave, Is it? jayboy: No. This is the Bowser's Castle Hotel. Batman: Anyways, This room is huge! jayboy: Why didn't Robin come? Batman: I don't know. jayboy: This is a perfect place. You like it? Batman: Yep. jayboy: Wow. You must've like it a lot. jayboy: I found the NoddleNoggin NoodleNoggin: You are under my control. You will do whatever I say.You are on hot sand. jayboy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! NoodleNoggin: Let's dance. Batman, jayboy, NoodleNoggin, and Pinky dance. Pinky:Narf! Vapor is watching TV in his hotel room. Pinky and the Brain rushes in. Vapor: What are you two doing here? Brain: I came here to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! Pinky: Zort! Poit! Narf! Vat! Fjord! Last edited by jayboy; 08-22-2006 at 10:02 PM.

08-23-2006, 10:33 PM	#52
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,844 Thanks: 285 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,646.39 Bank: 37,409.80 Total Points: 66,056.19 Donate	Luckily, I happen to be an expert at bossing around little animals and cutting off their chest. I am new cook! I'll use all eggs except Borogove eggs, and change Green Ham to Teal Ham (and Blue Bacon to Teal Bacon). And I'll fry those little Russian Grues and cut off the Beaked Grues' arms (Beaked Grues have tasty arms). Last edited by Frumious B.; 08-23-2006 at 10:40 PM.

08-23-2006, 11:56 PM	#53
Bartman101 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: I'm Bartman, ya fool Gender: Posts: 5,898 Thanks: 390 Thanked 127 Times in 103 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 6,119.38 Bank: 62,848.14 Total Points: 68,967.52 Donate	Goes up to his room.Then runs to the balconey and does a suicide dive landing on Frumious bandersnatch That was fun. Frumois bandersnatch:Not for me. Hey you wanna go to the pool? Bandersnatch:Sure lets go.I'll bring the rubber duck. And I invited some friends to stay,Come on guys. People please meet Super penguin atomic squad Last edited by Bartman101; 08-24-2006 at 12:02 AM.

08-22-2006, 09:08 PM	#42
Bartman101 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: I'm Bartman, ya fool Gender: Posts: 5,898 Thanks: 390 Thanked 127 Times in 103 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 6,119.38 Bank: 62,848.14 Total Points: 68,967.52 Donate	Room for one please.

08-22-2006, 09:17 PM	#44
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 3,313 Thanks: 100 Thanked 134 Times in 92 Posts Points: 3,142.36 Bank: 32,821.19 Total Points: 35,963.55 Donate	Flies through the walls of everyone's room Bartman: wtf jayboy: Hmm? Frumious: ....Better get that Vorpal Blade........

08-22-2006, 10:14 PM	#46
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,128 Thanks: 556 Thanked 394 Times in 267 Posts Points: 139,183.52 Bank: 36,646.84 Total Points: 175,830.36 Donate	CSM comes in after stuffing Chunky into the Toilet Grue. CSM: Did you order room service? Vapor: No. Why? CSM: Because there's a plate left here with your name on it. Vapor: What does it say? CSM: Rubber Ducky a la flambe with mushroom sauce. Vapor: NOOOOOOOO! (pulls out a knife and stabs CSM) CSM: This means war! (Uses extreme sarcasm, it has no effect, dies). -CSM

08-23-2006, 10:01 PM	#47
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,844 Thanks: 285 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,646.39 Bank: 37,409.80 Total Points: 66,056.19 Donate	goes into kitchen Frumious: I would like some Blue Bacon, please. Goomba Waiter: Our Chef will get right on it. Froumios: Who's the chef? Chef Torte comes out of the chef's door Chef Torte: Bonjour. Frumious: NOOOOOO!!!

08-23-2006, 10:18 PM	#48
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 3,313 Thanks: 100 Thanked 134 Times in 92 Posts Points: 3,142.36 Bank: 32,821.19 Total Points: 35,963.55 Donate	Vapor: Hmmm..... What to do with the duck and CSM... BIGFOOT! Bigfoot lumbers into the room Vapor: Could you take this plate and this guy into the backyard? Bigfoot: Rmmphglr. Vapor: Good. Bigfoot Picks up CSM and the plate and takes them to the yard. Secretly weeps Falls through the floor Vapor: Oh, shoot. I forgot to turn off the incorporealescance. lands in The kitchen with Frumious Frumious: HELP! WE MUST KILL CHEF TORTE! Vapor: .....Eh. Takes out a magic frisbee, throws it at Torte, and it cuts his hat in half Torte flees Vapor: While Frumious is ordering the blue bacon, I'll have some green eggs and ham.

08-23-2006, 10:23 PM	#49
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,844 Thanks: 285 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,646.39 Bank: 37,409.80 Total Points: 66,056.19 Donate	Fun Fact: Green Ham and Blue Bacon are both made from Mome Raths (I think that the Blue Bacon is in name only. I think it looks more like Teal to me). The Green Egss are from Borogoves.

08-23-2006, 10:24 PM	#50
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 3,313 Thanks: 100 Thanked 134 Times in 92 Posts Points: 3,142.36 Bank: 32,821.19 Total Points: 35,963.55 Donate	^ Borogove Eggs?

08-23-2006, 10:31 PM	#51
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,128 Thanks: 556 Thanked 394 Times in 267 Posts Points: 139,183.52 Bank: 36,646.84 Total Points: 175,830.36 Donate	Chef: Unfortunately, after Sam-I-Am came and ate up all our Green Eggs and Ham, they were banned by the FDA because Sam-I-Am died. Vapor: Crap. CSM: What do we do for food? Chef: Russian Grue. Vapor: How the hell did you kill a Grue? CSM: Simple. In Soviet Russia, Grue is likely to be eaten by YOU!! -CSM

08-24-2006, 02:28 AM	#54
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,652 Thanks: 233 Thanked 202 Times in 166 Posts Points: 14,129.34 Bank: 9,511.32 Total Points: 23,640.66 Donate	* Crazybirdanimations walks into the hotel SST: Hello, I hear this place is haunted? Clerk: Yes. But...The only ghost I know of is... SST: The "..." Ghost?!? Clerk: NO!!! The ghost that's haunting this house is the hotel! SST: Which hotel? Clerk: THIS ONE!!!! SST: Oh. I knew that. Clerk. Ok. Now, the ghost is right in the living room. SST: Then why is it a ghost? Clerk: Just go.

08-24-2006, 06:19 AM	#55
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,128 Thanks: 556 Thanked 394 Times in 267 Posts Points: 139,183.52 Bank: 36,646.84 Total Points: 175,830.36 Donate	CSM: We have no ghosts here, Saeed. -CSM

08-24-2006, 08:49 AM	#56
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 3,313 Thanks: 100 Thanked 134 Times in 92 Posts Points: 3,142.36 Bank: 32,821.19 Total Points: 35,963.55 Donate	Vapor flies down through the ceiling in front of CSM Vapor: Are you suuuuuure? Flies back up through the ceiling

08-24-2006, 12:04 PM	#57
Bartman101 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: I'm Bartman, ya fool Gender: Posts: 5,898 Thanks: 390 Thanked 127 Times in 103 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 6,119.38 Bank: 62,848.14 Total Points: 68,967.52 Donate	Hey me and the penguins are going to pool anyone wanna come?

08-24-2006, 12:54 PM	#58
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,844 Thanks: 285 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,646.39 Bank: 37,409.80 Total Points: 66,056.19 Donate	Rides one of the penguins into the pool Frumious: WWWRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-24-2006, 02:21 PM	#59
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,652 Thanks: 233 Thanked 202 Times in 166 Posts Points: 14,129.34 Bank: 9,511.32 Total Points: 23,640.66 Donate	penguins have been murdered. And it's up to abraham lincoln to save the day!

08-24-2006, 02:31 PM	#60
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,844 Thanks: 285 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,646.39 Bank: 37,409.80 Total Points: 66,056.19 Donate	Goes into room and plays this song on MP3, because I like it.