The Bowser's Castle Hotel - VGF

M. Hercule Poirot · 08-14-2006, 05:01 PM

You all remember hotel topics, right? Well...*Self Explanatory*

Clerk: Allright, time to open up shop.

The clerk placed a few keys on the table, then turned to prepare...THA DRINKSSS.

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-14-2006, 08:34 PM

Yay. Hotels.

CSM walks in holding a gun. "Open up the register!" he demands. -CSM

X-3 · 08-14-2006, 09:15 PM

Clerk: Don't shoot me! I'll give you everything in the Register!
X-3: *Walks in* I'd like a room please.
Clerk: Uh-*Whisper:*Help me!
X-3: What?
Clerk: *Whisper:*Help me!
X-3: What did you say?
Clerk: *Whisper, a bit louder:*Help me!
X-3: I still ca-
ClerK: HELP ME!!!
X-3: Oh, okay. *Opens register and puts his money in* There.
Clerk: ...

Chunky Kong12345 · 08-14-2006, 09:57 PM

*blows up the hotel with an RPG*

NO MORE HOTEL TOPICS.

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-14-2006, 10:44 PM

CSM: Chunky, don't make me say you got eaten by a Grue, that would be painful.
Chunky: Yes, that it would.
CSM: Now fix the hotel.
Chunky: NO! NEVER!
CSM: You got eaten by a Grue.
Chunky: NEVER! I AM IMMUNE TO GRUES!
CSM: Fine. Okay, you're immune to Grues. You get eaten by a Eurg.
-CSM

Chunky Kong12345 · 08-15-2006, 09:29 PM

Chulk is immune to everything.

*Chulk transformation*

NO MORE HOTELS.

Frumious BanderFACE · 08-15-2006, 09:32 PM

HELP! THE TOILET IN MY ROOM IS TRYING TO EAT ME!

Chunky Kong12345 · 08-15-2006, 09:35 PM

The hotel is non-existant.

Topic over.

(Unfun = very yes)

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-16-2006, 08:55 AM

You can't be immune to Grues and Eurgs at the same time. It's a law of nature. Pick one. -CSM

Chunky Kong12345 · 08-16-2006, 02:37 PM

*picks both*

TOPIC OVER

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-16-2006, 03:05 PM

CSM: I need to find a way to keep this topic open just to torture Chunky. -CSM

Chunky Kong12345 · 08-16-2006, 06:43 PM

DELETE TOPIC

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-16-2006, 08:18 PM

This is fun. -CSM

Josh123 · 08-19-2006, 02:28 PM

Room for one please.
And can i get a mini fridge?

M. Hercule Poirot · 08-19-2006, 02:48 PM

^^^ Why can't we have more hotels? If that's a rule, its a stupid one.

Chunky Kong12345 · 08-19-2006, 03:02 PM

Because the hotels aren't good anymore.

M. Hercule Poirot · 08-19-2006, 03:08 PM

It's because Introbulus isn't here to steal out towels, isn't it.

Chunky Kong12345 · 08-19-2006, 05:50 PM

Partly.

Josh123 · 08-19-2006, 08:27 PM

Hey can I get a plunger?
I clogged the toilet.
Stupid pizza!

Insert Luigimans PDN here · 08-19-2006, 08:42 PM

here, use mine!

08-14-2006, 05:01 PM	#1
M. Hercule Poirot Gale/Cl 2008: All your VGF are belong to us Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dry land. Gender: Posts: 5,424 Thanks: 554 Thanked 318 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 5,949.68 Bank: 31,825.25 Total Points: 37,774.93 Donate	The Bowser's Castle Hotel You all remember hotel topics, right? Well...Self Explanatory Clerk: Allright, time to open up shop. The clerk placed a few keys on the table, then turned to prepare...THA DRINKSSS.

08-14-2006, 08:34 PM	#2
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,918 Thanks: 530 Thanked 358 Times in 246 Posts Points: 119,777.17 Bank: 22,337.38 Total Points: 142,114.55 Donate	Yay. Hotels. CSM walks in holding a gun. "Open up the register!" he demands. -CSM

08-14-2006, 09:15 PM	#3
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 8,737 Thanks: 240 Thanked 249 Times in 185 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 11,600.19 Bank: 3,838.25 Total Points: 15,438.44 Donate	Clerk: Don't shoot me! I'll give you everything in the Register! X-3: Walks in I'd like a room please. Clerk: Uh-Whisper:Help me! X-3: What? Clerk: Whisper:Help me! X-3: What did you say? Clerk: Whisper, a bit louder:Help me! X-3: I still ca- ClerK: HELP ME!!! X-3: Oh, okay. Opens register and puts his money in There. Clerk: ...

08-14-2006, 09:57 PM	#4
Chunky Kong12345 The Eternally Overlooked Outcast Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,295 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 954.52 Bank: 86,115.20 Total Points: 87,069.72 Donate	blows up the hotel with an RPG NO MORE HOTEL TOPICS.

08-14-2006, 10:44 PM	#5
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,918 Thanks: 530 Thanked 358 Times in 246 Posts Points: 119,777.17 Bank: 22,337.38 Total Points: 142,114.55 Donate	CSM: Chunky, don't make me say you got eaten by a Grue, that would be painful. Chunky: Yes, that it would. CSM: Now fix the hotel. Chunky: NO! NEVER! CSM: You got eaten by a Grue. Chunky: NEVER! I AM IMMUNE TO GRUES! CSM: Fine. Okay, you're immune to Grues. You get eaten by a Eurg. -CSM

08-15-2006, 09:29 PM	#6
Chunky Kong12345 The Eternally Overlooked Outcast Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,295 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 954.52 Bank: 86,115.20 Total Points: 87,069.72 Donate	Chulk is immune to everything. Chulk transformation NO MORE HOTELS.

08-15-2006, 09:32 PM	#7
Frumious BanderFACE Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,784 Thanks: 274 Thanked 181 Times in 126 Posts Points: 30,424.79 Bank: 35,397.13 Total Points: 65,821.92 Donate	HELP! THE TOILET IN MY ROOM IS TRYING TO EAT ME!

08-15-2006, 09:35 PM	#8
Chunky Kong12345 The Eternally Overlooked Outcast Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,295 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 954.52 Bank: 86,115.20 Total Points: 87,069.72 Donate	The hotel is non-existant. Topic over. (Unfun = very yes)

08-16-2006, 08:55 AM	#9
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,918 Thanks: 530 Thanked 358 Times in 246 Posts Points: 119,777.17 Bank: 22,337.38 Total Points: 142,114.55 Donate	You can't be immune to Grues and Eurgs at the same time. It's a law of nature. Pick one. -CSM

08-16-2006, 02:37 PM	#10
Chunky Kong12345 The Eternally Overlooked Outcast Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,295 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 954.52 Bank: 86,115.20 Total Points: 87,069.72 Donate	picks both TOPIC OVER

08-16-2006, 03:05 PM	#11
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,918 Thanks: 530 Thanked 358 Times in 246 Posts Points: 119,777.17 Bank: 22,337.38 Total Points: 142,114.55 Donate	CSM: I need to find a way to keep this topic open just to torture Chunky. -CSM

08-16-2006, 06:43 PM	#12
Chunky Kong12345 The Eternally Overlooked Outcast Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,295 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 954.52 Bank: 86,115.20 Total Points: 87,069.72 Donate	DELETE TOPIC

08-16-2006, 08:18 PM	#13
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,918 Thanks: 530 Thanked 358 Times in 246 Posts Points: 119,777.17 Bank: 22,337.38 Total Points: 142,114.55 Donate	This is fun. -CSM

08-19-2006, 02:28 PM	#14
Josh123 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: I'm Bartman, ya fool Gender: Posts: 5,670 Thanks: 365 Thanked 118 Times in 94 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 5,990.93 Bank: 41,465.68 Total Points: 47,456.61 Donate	Room for one please. And can i get a mini fridge?

08-19-2006, 02:48 PM	#15
M. Hercule Poirot Gale/Cl 2008: All your VGF are belong to us Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dry land. Gender: Posts: 5,424 Thanks: 554 Thanked 318 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 5,949.68 Bank: 31,825.25 Total Points: 37,774.93 Donate	^^^ Why can't we have more hotels? If that's a rule, its a stupid one.

08-19-2006, 03:02 PM	#16
Chunky Kong12345 The Eternally Overlooked Outcast Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,295 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 954.52 Bank: 86,115.20 Total Points: 87,069.72 Donate	Because the hotels aren't good anymore.

08-19-2006, 03:08 PM	#17
M. Hercule Poirot Gale/Cl 2008: All your VGF are belong to us Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dry land. Gender: Posts: 5,424 Thanks: 554 Thanked 318 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 5,949.68 Bank: 31,825.25 Total Points: 37,774.93 Donate	It's because Introbulus isn't here to steal out towels, isn't it.

08-19-2006, 05:50 PM	#18
Chunky Kong12345 The Eternally Overlooked Outcast Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,295 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 954.52 Bank: 86,115.20 Total Points: 87,069.72 Donate	Partly.

08-19-2006, 08:27 PM	#19
Josh123 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: I'm Bartman, ya fool Gender: Posts: 5,670 Thanks: 365 Thanked 118 Times in 94 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 5,990.93 Bank: 41,465.68 Total Points: 47,456.61 Donate	Hey can I get a plunger? I clogged the toilet. Stupid pizza!

08-19-2006, 08:42 PM	#20
Insert Luigimans PDN here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: in the zone, Auto Zone Gender: Posts: 2,880 Thanks: 51 Thanked 86 Times in 65 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 495.36 Bank: 6,623.97 Total Points: 7,119.33 Donate	here, use mine!