There's a Thingy in My Soup! - Page 17

Valigarmander · 12-06-2006, 10:38 PM

Mario watches interestedly as Valigarmander skewers you on a pike. Val and Mario then run off together with the Thingy.

t3hDarkness · 12-06-2006, 10:42 PM

"Hey guys mind if I join you on your quest involving the magical thingy?"

T3hDarkness betrays the party and runs off to hide in a seedy pub with the thingy.

Valigarmander · 12-06-2006, 10:46 PM

Valigarmander and Mario search the pub. Dahkness hides in one of the bathroom stalls. As the two enter the bathroom, Dahkness frantically flushes the Thingy down the toilet. Mario walks into the stall just in time, and uses his fireball to destroy the toilet before the Thingy can descend into the septic system. Valigarmander eats Dahkness. They take the Thingy and crawl down the hole into the sewers.

LuWEEGEEman · 12-07-2006, 06:48 PM

mario jumps on you. i grab the thingy and stick it up nf14s @$$.

w00t!

NintendoFanatic14 · 12-07-2006, 06:49 PM

I tell Mario you had an affair with Sonic, and he beats you up. I grab the Thingy and go to my apartment to watch Cartoon Network

Valigarmander · 12-07-2006, 07:21 PM

The network's lineup sucks so much you die. Valigarmander takes the Thingy and digs a hole.

t3hDarkness · 12-07-2006, 07:29 PM

T3hDarkness tears out of Vargilmander's stomach in the most excruciatingly painful way possible and retrieves the thingy.

"Clearly this is an artifact of immense power. I will hide it somewhere no sane person would go."

MY OWN NIGHTMARES

NintendoFanatic14 · 12-07-2006, 07:30 PM

I come down there with my Crapper and shoot a copy of Mario is Missing at you. You die and I grab the Thingy and go to a strip club.

Valigarmander · 12-07-2006, 11:38 PM

You get there, only to find that the only stripper is Valigarmander. A few drinks later and you two are in bed, naked. You give the Thingy to Valigarmander as a tip. He takes it and goes to a random Neverending Story thread and hides behind the words: Suddenly a giant

t3hDarkness · 12-08-2006, 12:59 AM

mugged Vargilmander and gave the thingy to T3hdarkness. The giant can be seen walking away with a large bag on money that explodes three minutes later. T3hDarkness *crasks* his knuckles and throws the thingy into the ocean.

Gamefiend7 · 12-08-2006, 04:04 PM

where it lands on top of my hidden underwater base,I have Launch Octopus and Volt Catfish retreve it and have them guard it at the end of the Secret Underwater Base Stage and I play the Wii on that TV wall that I always used.

t3hDarkness · 12-08-2006, 04:10 PM

Wish I could swim . . .

Hires a team of Russian operatives to retrieve the thingy. Tries to pay in Dr. Pepper and oatmeal packets when they return and is thrown in an abandoned well with the thingy.

Gamefiend7 · 12-08-2006, 04:14 PM

Launch Octopus charges his weapon and a swarm of super kamakazi parahnas come out and latch onto you,you get blown sky high and the Thingy falls to Launch,he grabs it and brings it back to the end of Secret Underwater Base Stage.

NintendoFanatic14 · 12-08-2006, 06:49 PM

I find your secret underwater base and blow it up with a gigantic torpedo. I grab the Thingy and go to Disneyland

Valigarmander · 12-08-2006, 07:36 PM

I hire Mickey Mouse to assassinate you. You are mourned by the country. Using the chance, I crask my knuckles and take the Thingy, hiding in the Space Mountain ride.

It's really dark in there.

Vapor · 12-09-2006, 07:08 AM

I push you off the track, which makes you fall about three feet. Then, a swarm of angry sparrows attacks everyone, but I grab the Thingy and tweak a roller coaster's tracks at the end, so thatI fly off into the sky with the Thingy. The coaster then lands softly on a cloud.

Valigarmander · 12-09-2006, 12:04 PM

The cloud dissipates and you fall to your death. Valigarmander walks up and takes the Thingy from your crushed remains. He digs a hole.

t3hDarkness · 12-09-2006, 01:19 PM

Thanks for letting me out of the ground.

*takes thingy while Valigamander is too stuned to think and walks away whistling bannana phone*

Valigarmander · 12-09-2006, 02:23 PM

Dahkness is stopped by one of Valigarmander's many clones. Val points into the distance. "Look! A naked woman with a keg of beer!" Dahkness looks excitedly, enough time for Valigarmander to take the Thingy and hide in the Splash Mountain ride, posing as one of the animatronic critters.

t3hDarkness · 12-09-2006, 02:44 PM

T3hDarkness completely ignores the thingy and goes to the St. Pauli girl. After 99 days his relationship xp. goes to 14000 and she gives him the thingy. The games ending credits start to roll and he hitches a ride into the next game by Fred Perry.

12-09-2006, 02:44 PM	#340
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,154 Thanks: 43 Thanked 110 Times in 88 Posts Points: 12,897.57 Bank: 86,321.85 Total Points: 99,219.42 Donate	T3hDarkness completely ignores the thingy and goes to the St. Pauli girl. After 99 days his relationship xp. goes to 14000 and she gives him the thingy. The games ending credits start to roll and he hitches a ride into the next game by Fred Perry. Last edited by t3hDarkness; 12-10-2006 at 01:06 PM.

12-06-2006, 10:38 PM	#321
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,001 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,342 Times in 665 Posts Points: 52.02 Bank: 120,384.15 Total Points: 120,436.17 Donate	Mario watches interestedly as Valigarmander skewers you on a pike. Val and Mario then run off together with the Thingy.

12-06-2006, 10:42 PM	#322
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,154 Thanks: 43 Thanked 110 Times in 88 Posts Points: 12,897.57 Bank: 86,321.85 Total Points: 99,219.42 Donate	"Hey guys mind if I join you on your quest involving the magical thingy?" T3hDarkness betrays the party and runs off to hide in a seedy pub with the thingy.

12-06-2006, 10:46 PM	#323
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,001 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,342 Times in 665 Posts Points: 52.02 Bank: 120,384.15 Total Points: 120,436.17 Donate	Valigarmander and Mario search the pub. Dahkness hides in one of the bathroom stalls. As the two enter the bathroom, Dahkness frantically flushes the Thingy down the toilet. Mario walks into the stall just in time, and uses his fireball to destroy the toilet before the Thingy can descend into the septic system. Valigarmander eats Dahkness. They take the Thingy and crawl down the hole into the sewers.

12-07-2006, 06:48 PM	#324
LuWEEGEEman THE EYES Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: go die in a fire Gender: Posts: 4,238 Thanks: 112 Thanked 189 Times in 154 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 14,724.37 Bank: 4,479.73 Total Points: 19,204.10 Donate	mario jumps on you. i grab the thingy and stick it up nf14s @$$. w00t!

12-07-2006, 06:49 PM	#325
NintendoFanatic14 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Space Colony ARK Gender: Posts: 328 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 11,432.46 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,432.46 Donate	I tell Mario you had an affair with Sonic, and he beats you up. I grab the Thingy and go to my apartment to watch Cartoon Network

12-07-2006, 07:21 PM	#326
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,001 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,342 Times in 665 Posts Points: 52.02 Bank: 120,384.15 Total Points: 120,436.17 Donate	The network's lineup sucks so much you die. Valigarmander takes the Thingy and digs a hole.

12-07-2006, 07:29 PM	#327
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,154 Thanks: 43 Thanked 110 Times in 88 Posts Points: 12,897.57 Bank: 86,321.85 Total Points: 99,219.42 Donate	T3hDarkness tears out of Vargilmander's stomach in the most excruciatingly painful way possible and retrieves the thingy. "Clearly this is an artifact of immense power. I will hide it somewhere no sane person would go." MY OWN NIGHTMARES

12-07-2006, 07:30 PM	#328
NintendoFanatic14 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Space Colony ARK Gender: Posts: 328 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 11,432.46 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,432.46 Donate	I come down there with my Crapper and shoot a copy of Mario is Missing at you. You die and I grab the Thingy and go to a strip club.

12-07-2006, 11:38 PM	#329
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,001 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,342 Times in 665 Posts Points: 52.02 Bank: 120,384.15 Total Points: 120,436.17 Donate	You get there, only to find that the only stripper is Valigarmander. A few drinks later and you two are in bed, naked. You give the Thingy to Valigarmander as a tip. He takes it and goes to a random Neverending Story thread and hides behind the words: Suddenly a giant

12-08-2006, 12:59 AM	#330
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,154 Thanks: 43 Thanked 110 Times in 88 Posts Points: 12,897.57 Bank: 86,321.85 Total Points: 99,219.42 Donate	mugged Vargilmander and gave the thingy to T3hdarkness. The giant can be seen walking away with a large bag on money that explodes three minutes later. T3hDarkness crasks his knuckles and throws the thingy into the ocean.

12-08-2006, 04:04 PM	#331
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 755 Thanks: 3 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts Points: 6,752.66 Bank: 4,660.44 Total Points: 11,413.10 Donate	where it lands on top of my hidden underwater base,I have Launch Octopus and Volt Catfish retreve it and have them guard it at the end of the Secret Underwater Base Stage and I play the Wii on that TV wall that I always used.

12-08-2006, 04:10 PM	#332
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,154 Thanks: 43 Thanked 110 Times in 88 Posts Points: 12,897.57 Bank: 86,321.85 Total Points: 99,219.42 Donate	Wish I could swim . . . Hires a team of Russian operatives to retrieve the thingy. Tries to pay in Dr. Pepper and oatmeal packets when they return and is thrown in an abandoned well with the thingy.

12-08-2006, 04:14 PM	#333
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 755 Thanks: 3 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts Points: 6,752.66 Bank: 4,660.44 Total Points: 11,413.10 Donate	Launch Octopus charges his weapon and a swarm of super kamakazi parahnas come out and latch onto you,you get blown sky high and the Thingy falls to Launch,he grabs it and brings it back to the end of Secret Underwater Base Stage.

12-08-2006, 06:49 PM	#334
NintendoFanatic14 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Space Colony ARK Gender: Posts: 328 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 11,432.46 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,432.46 Donate	I find your secret underwater base and blow it up with a gigantic torpedo. I grab the Thingy and go to Disneyland

12-08-2006, 07:36 PM	#335
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,001 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,342 Times in 665 Posts Points: 52.02 Bank: 120,384.15 Total Points: 120,436.17 Donate	I hire Mickey Mouse to assassinate you. You are mourned by the country. Using the chance, I crask my knuckles and take the Thingy, hiding in the Space Mountain ride. It's really dark in there.

12-09-2006, 07:08 AM	#336
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 3,205 Thanks: 93 Thanked 125 Times in 85 Posts Points: 3,740.72 Bank: 30,321.70 Total Points: 34,062.43 Donate	I push you off the track, which makes you fall about three feet. Then, a swarm of angry sparrows attacks everyone, but I grab the Thingy and tweak a roller coaster's tracks at the end, so thatI fly off into the sky with the Thingy. The coaster then lands softly on a cloud.

12-09-2006, 12:04 PM	#337
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,001 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,342 Times in 665 Posts Points: 52.02 Bank: 120,384.15 Total Points: 120,436.17 Donate	The cloud dissipates and you fall to your death. Valigarmander walks up and takes the Thingy from your crushed remains. He digs a hole.

12-09-2006, 01:19 PM	#338
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,154 Thanks: 43 Thanked 110 Times in 88 Posts Points: 12,897.57 Bank: 86,321.85 Total Points: 99,219.42 Donate	Thanks for letting me out of the ground. takes thingy while Valigamander is too stuned to think and walks away whistling bannana phone

12-09-2006, 02:23 PM	#339
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,001 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,342 Times in 665 Posts Points: 52.02 Bank: 120,384.15 Total Points: 120,436.17 Donate	Dahkness is stopped by one of Valigarmander's many clones. Val points into the distance. "Look! A naked woman with a keg of beer!" Dahkness looks excitedly, enough time for Valigarmander to take the Thingy and hide in the Splash Mountain ride, posing as one of the animatronic critters.