Worst comic ever contest - VGF

Crazybirdanimations · 09-13-2006, 11:21 PM

Jay has updated NC. And he's having a {look at the title, you idiot}, So let's start posting the worst comic ever!!! Who will win?

And since Jay wanted this contest, he has to give the rules when he comes here. (Maybe tomorrow when he has time)

But make sure there's nothing adult oriented or anything like that... Oh, and it has to be a short comic.

Romplayer · 09-14-2006, 06:18 AM

Yeah, I've already an idea

I think this contest will be fun ^^
Hope jay will put some of the "best" (=worst) shorts online, not just the winner.

And by the way, Jay: You still have to update the "8 years on the web" thingy.

Bandit · 09-14-2006, 09:12 AM

Saeed, enter your NC comic. That'd win hands down!

Codiekitty · 09-14-2006, 09:17 AM

I imagine these have to be kept clean so a VGCats-style "OMGPENIS" type strip is out of the question?

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

***Ace Mercury*** · 09-14-2006, 09:32 AM

I assume you're not just going to cut-and-paste a penis and call that a comic... ?

Codiekitty · 09-14-2006, 09:50 AM

I'm talking about something like this.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Crazybirdanimations · 09-14-2006, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bandit

Saeed, enter your NC comic. That'd win hands down!

It has to be a short comic, sadly.

**Perrin Aybara** · 09-14-2006, 08:02 PM

Ya know, I think I should really do this.

Of course, we would have to make a few rules. To avoid the issue CK brought up.

But I think we should go with it. Any ideas for how to go about it?-jay

Crazybirdanimations · 09-14-2006, 08:05 PM

uh...Yeah...How about...It HAS to be a a sprite comic, 6 panels...And...Has to be bad.

***Ace Mercury*** · 09-14-2006, 08:20 PM

Aww. I don't do sprite comics. Sprites and I, we just don't... get along.

Crazybirdanimations · 09-14-2006, 09:00 PM

Sorry, Ace...Guess this is not the contest for you...

Insert unfunny meme here · 09-14-2006, 09:17 PM

**Perrin Aybara** · 09-14-2006, 10:18 PM

Dude, Saeed, it's my contest. I make the rules.

I see no problem with allowing non-sprite comics.-jay

Crazybirdanimations · 09-14-2006, 10:56 PM

Alright, here's the crappiest comic I've ever made.

Uh...Ed is supposed to be END.

**Crazyswordsman** · 09-15-2006, 02:26 PM

Unfortunately, I can't make either a crappy or a good comic. I want Photoshop NOW! -CSM

X-3 · 09-15-2006, 03:45 PM

Here goes nothing...

Cataclysmic Paradox · 09-15-2006, 03:56 PM

...Does this count? Even if it doesn't, I feel like being funny anyways. And sadly, my handwriting is that bad, even when I try to make it look good.

Crazybirdanimations · 09-15-2006, 04:33 PM

Those are the best crappiest comics I have ever seen.

**Crazyswordsman** · 09-15-2006, 05:15 PM

Alright, fine. Here's my crappy comic:

-CSM

Mikhail Gorbachev · 09-15-2006, 05:23 PM

CSM, It would be a lot worse if you referenced grues. I'm disappointed.
Grues are worse than Monty Python.

09-13-2006, 11:21 PM	#1
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,624 Thanks: 233 Thanked 197 Times in 165 Posts Points: 10,426.03 Bank: 8,614.70 Total Points: 19,040.73 Donate	Worst comic ever contest Jay has updated NC. And he's having a {look at the title, you idiot}, So let's start posting the worst comic ever!!! Who will win? And since Jay wanted this contest, he has to give the rules when he comes here. (Maybe tomorrow when he has time) But make sure there's nothing adult oriented or anything like that... Oh, and it has to be a short comic. __________________

09-14-2006, 09:32 AM	#5
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,942 Thanks: 360 Thanked 1,491 Times in 782 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 97,969.85 Bank: 12,202,050.71 Total Points: 12,300,020.56 Donate	As a guy, typing that sentence made me cringe. I assume you're not just going to cut-and-paste a penis and call that a comic... ?

09-14-2006, 08:05 PM	#9
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,624 Thanks: 233 Thanked 197 Times in 165 Posts Points: 10,426.03 Bank: 8,614.70 Total Points: 19,040.73 Donate	uh...Yeah...How about...It HAS to be a a sprite comic, 6 panels...And...Has to be bad. __________________

09-14-2006, 09:00 PM	#11
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,624 Thanks: 233 Thanked 197 Times in 165 Posts Points: 10,426.03 Bank: 8,614.70 Total Points: 19,040.73 Donate	Sorry, Ace...Guess this is not the contest for you... __________________

09-14-2006, 10:56 PM	#14
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,624 Thanks: 233 Thanked 197 Times in 165 Posts Points: 10,426.03 Bank: 8,614.70 Total Points: 19,040.73 Donate	Alright, here's the crappiest comic I've ever made. Uh...Ed is supposed to be END. __________________

09-14-2006, 06:18 AM	#2
Romplayer Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Germany Gender: Posts: 643 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Points: 3,219.01 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,719.01 Donate	Yeah, I've already an idea I think this contest will be fun ^^ Hope jay will put some of the "best" (=worst) shorts online, not just the winner. And by the way, Jay: You still have to update the "8 years on the web" thingy.

09-14-2006, 09:12 AM	#3
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts Points: 25,066.14 Bank: 1.38 Total Points: 25,067.52 Donate	Saeed, enter your NC comic. That'd win hands down!

09-14-2006, 09:17 AM	#4
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 173 Times in 119 Posts Points: 43,511.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,064,962.46 Donate	I imagine these have to be kept clean so a VGCats-style "OMGPENIS" type strip is out of the question? Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

09-14-2006, 09:50 AM	#6
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 173 Times in 119 Posts Points: 43,511.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,064,962.46 Donate	I'm talking about something like this. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

09-14-2006, 08:02 PM	#8
Perrin Aybara LLLUUUCCCCCCAAA!!! Ban HotD Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Alone....so terribly alone... Some... where... out... there... dies Gender: Posts: 11,766 Thanks: 169 Thanked 325 Times in 174 Posts Points: 61,073.65 Bank: 137,056.02 Total Points: 198,129.67 Donate	Ya know, I think I should really do this. Of course, we would have to make a few rules. To avoid the issue CK brought up. But I think we should go with it. Any ideas for how to go about it?-jay

09-14-2006, 08:20 PM	#10
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,942 Thanks: 360 Thanked 1,491 Times in 782 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 97,969.85 Bank: 12,202,050.71 Total Points: 12,300,020.56 Donate	Aww. I don't do sprite comics. Sprites and I, we just don't... get along.

09-14-2006, 09:17 PM	#12
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09-14-2006, 10:18 PM	#13
Perrin Aybara LLLUUUCCCCCCAAA!!! Ban HotD Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Alone....so terribly alone... Some... where... out... there... dies Gender: Posts: 11,766 Thanks: 169 Thanked 325 Times in 174 Posts Points: 61,073.65 Bank: 137,056.02 Total Points: 198,129.67 Donate	Dude, Saeed, it's my contest. I make the rules. I see no problem with allowing non-sprite comics.-jay

09-15-2006, 02:26 PM	#15
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,979 Thanks: 537 Thanked 373 Times in 256 Posts Points: 126,405.27 Bank: 26,171.80 Total Points: 152,577.07 Donate	Unfortunately, I can't make either a crappy or a good comic. I want Photoshop NOW! -CSM

09-15-2006, 03:45 PM	#16
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,013 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,524.25 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,524.25 Donate	Here goes nothing...

09-15-2006, 03:56 PM	#17
Cataclysmic Paradox Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Hiding from the voices... Shh... Gender: Posts: 576 Thanks: 4 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 6,711.02 Bank: 27,619.25 Total Points: 34,330.27 Donate	...Does this count? Even if it doesn't, I feel like being funny anyways. And sadly, my handwriting is that bad, even when I try to make it look good.

09-15-2006, 04:33 PM	#18
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,624 Thanks: 233 Thanked 197 Times in 165 Posts Points: 10,426.03 Bank: 8,614.70 Total Points: 19,040.73 Donate	Those are the best crappiest comics I have ever seen. __________________

09-15-2006, 05:15 PM	#19
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,979 Thanks: 537 Thanked 373 Times in 256 Posts Points: 126,405.27 Bank: 26,171.80 Total Points: 152,577.07 Donate	Alright, fine. Here's my crappy comic: -CSM

09-15-2006, 05:23 PM	#20
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,481 Thanks: 25 Thanked 60 Times in 45 Posts Points: 17.00 Bank: 23,461.58 Total Points: 23,478.58 Donate	CSM, It would be a lot worse if you referenced grues. I'm disappointed. Grues are worse than Monty Python.