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Smarmy Vent · 03-26-2007, 07:49 PM

^
Try holding your breath. That usually works.

TheEvilDM · 03-26-2007, 07:54 PM

Why ask why?

Bomby · 03-26-2007, 07:55 PM

Why is Andre 3000 such a genius?

Smarmy Vent · 03-26-2007, 07:55 PM

Why ask why?
If you have to ask yourself, don't ask.

Why is Andre 3000 such a genius?
Because, as much of a paradox as this is, he's a literate black man.

racist jk

TheEvilDM · 03-26-2007, 07:57 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Smarmy Vent · 03-26-2007, 07:58 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

TheEvilDM · 03-26-2007, 07:59 PM

..that was a little disappointing Val.

Smarmy Vent · 03-26-2007, 08:01 PM

..that was a little disappointing Val.
Meh. I'm tired.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 03-26-2007, 08:36 PM

A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The polar bear says 'Pass the soap.'
What does the penguin say?

Bomby · 03-26-2007, 08:39 PM

Oooh! I know this one!

X-3 · 03-26-2007, 08:39 PM

How can I quickly regain my lost cool points? They're going down faster then I can say, "juhefasbfsbhsbassbfbhffafhjfgjfgajgafjfadffgfagj" . Which makes sense, seeing as that'll take me awhile to say.

User Name · 03-26-2007, 08:55 PM

*resists the urge to finish the soap joke*

Smarmy Vent · 03-26-2007, 11:48 PM

A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The polar bear says 'Pass the soap.' What does the penguin say?
The penguin says "How do for you!" and kills the polar bear.

How can I quickly regain my lost cool points? They're going down faster then I can say, "juhefasbfsbhsbassbfbhffafhjfgjfgajgafjfadffgf agj" . Which makes sense, seeing as that'll take me awhile to say.
Ask interesting questions. You lose 98 cool points.

X-3 · 03-27-2007, 06:26 AM

What appears to you in this inkblot?

What do you think happened to MC? He mysteriously disappeared a few few WoTs ago.

Smarmy Vent · 03-27-2007, 10:55 AM

What appears to you in this inkblot?
A vampire bat. You gain 1 cool point.

What do you think happened to MC? He mysteriously disappeared a few few WoTs ago.
Either he gave up VGF for Lent, or he's dead. You gain 1 cool point.

X-3 · 03-27-2007, 03:01 PM

Cool. I saw an imp creature.

If you took over the world, what laws would you install?

Smarmy Vent · 03-27-2007, 05:39 PM

If you took over the world, what laws would you install?
Death to anyone who disobeys me, looks at me funny, makes jokes that are in ill-taste (wait, I do that...), forget to pay taxes, watch Nickelodeon, or choose a PS3 over a Wii.

TheEvilDM · 03-27-2007, 10:02 PM

[/QUOTEWhat do you think happened to MC? He mysteriously disappeared a few few WoTs ago.
Either he gave up VGF for Lent, or he's dead. You gain 1 cool point.[/quote]

I gave up religion for lent...

Smarmy Vent · 03-27-2007, 10:04 PM

I gave up religion for lent...
You win 50 cool points.

t3hDarkness · 03-27-2007, 10:05 PM

Gah... I should have thought of that one.

03-26-2007, 07:49 PM	#41
Smarmy Vent The night is darkest just before the dawn. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham Gender: Posts: 12,640 Thanks: 727 Thanked 1,140 Times in 602 Posts Points: 186.73 Bank: 116,362.15 Total Points: 116,548.88 Donate	^ Try holding your breath. That usually works.

03-26-2007, 07:54 PM	#42
TheEvilDM Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: the seventh layer of hell. Wisconsin Gender: Posts: 463 Thanks: 12 Thanked 22 Times in 9 Posts Points: 3,308.36 Bank: 5,546.25 Total Points: 8,854.61 Donate	Why ask why?

03-26-2007, 07:55 PM	#43
Bomby All I Ever Wanted Was To Pick Apart the Day & Put the Pieces Back Together My Way Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: The People's Republic of Madison, WI Gender: Posts: 14,694 Thanks: 202 Thanked 446 Times in 314 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 4,051.68 Bank: 1,932,597.03 Total Points: 1,936,648.71 Donate	Why is Andre 3000 such a genius?

03-26-2007, 07:57 PM	#45
TheEvilDM Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: the seventh layer of hell. Wisconsin Gender: Posts: 463 Thanks: 12 Thanked 22 Times in 9 Posts Points: 3,308.36 Bank: 5,546.25 Total Points: 8,854.61 Donate	Why did the chicken cross the road?

03-26-2007, 07:58 PM	#46
Smarmy Vent The night is darkest just before the dawn. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham Gender: Posts: 12,640 Thanks: 727 Thanked 1,140 Times in 602 Posts Points: 186.73 Bank: 116,362.15 Total Points: 116,548.88 Donate	Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

03-26-2007, 07:59 PM	#47
TheEvilDM Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: the seventh layer of hell. Wisconsin Gender: Posts: 463 Thanks: 12 Thanked 22 Times in 9 Posts Points: 3,308.36 Bank: 5,546.25 Total Points: 8,854.61 Donate	..that was a little disappointing Val.

03-26-2007, 08:01 PM	#48
Smarmy Vent The night is darkest just before the dawn. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham Gender: Posts: 12,640 Thanks: 727 Thanked 1,140 Times in 602 Posts Points: 186.73 Bank: 116,362.15 Total Points: 116,548.88 Donate	..that was a little disappointing Val. Meh. I'm tired.

03-26-2007, 08:36 PM	#49
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,487 Thanks: 25 Thanked 60 Times in 45 Posts Points: 107.16 Bank: 23,461.58 Total Points: 23,568.74 Donate	A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The polar bear says 'Pass the soap.' What does the penguin say?

03-26-2007, 08:39 PM	#50
Bomby All I Ever Wanted Was To Pick Apart the Day & Put the Pieces Back Together My Way Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: The People's Republic of Madison, WI Gender: Posts: 14,694 Thanks: 202 Thanked 446 Times in 314 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 4,051.68 Bank: 1,932,597.03 Total Points: 1,936,648.71 Donate	Oooh! I know this one!

03-26-2007, 08:39 PM	#51
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,054 Thanks: 265 Thanked 277 Times in 206 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 6,263.79 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 6,263.79 Donate	How can I quickly regain my lost cool points? They're going down faster then I can say, "juhefasbfsbhsbassbfbhffafhjfgjfgajgafjfadffgfagj" . Which makes sense, seeing as that'll take me awhile to say.

03-26-2007, 08:55 PM	#52
User Name Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Some say hell, I say paradise. Gender: Posts: 6,158 Thanks: 185 Thanked 249 Times in 186 Posts Points: 1,387.08 Bank: 32,160.29 Total Points: 33,547.37 Donate	resists the urge to finish the soap joke

03-26-2007, 11:48 PM	#53
Smarmy Vent The night is darkest just before the dawn. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham Gender: Posts: 12,640 Thanks: 727 Thanked 1,140 Times in 602 Posts Points: 186.73 Bank: 116,362.15 Total Points: 116,548.88 Donate	A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The polar bear says 'Pass the soap.' What does the penguin say? The penguin says "How do for you!" and kills the polar bear. How can I quickly regain my lost cool points? They're going down faster then I can say, "juhefasbfsbhsbassbfbhffafhjfgjfgajgafjfadffgf agj" . Which makes sense, seeing as that'll take me awhile to say. Ask interesting questions. You lose 98 cool points.

03-27-2007, 06:26 AM	#54
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,054 Thanks: 265 Thanked 277 Times in 206 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 6,263.79 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 6,263.79 Donate	What appears to you in this inkblot? What do you think happened to MC? He mysteriously disappeared a few few WoTs ago.

03-27-2007, 10:55 AM	#55
Smarmy Vent The night is darkest just before the dawn. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham Gender: Posts: 12,640 Thanks: 727 Thanked 1,140 Times in 602 Posts Points: 186.73 Bank: 116,362.15 Total Points: 116,548.88 Donate	What appears to you in this inkblot? A vampire bat. You gain 1 cool point. What do you think happened to MC? He mysteriously disappeared a few few WoTs ago. Either he gave up VGF for Lent, or he's dead. You gain 1 cool point.

03-27-2007, 03:01 PM	#56
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,054 Thanks: 265 Thanked 277 Times in 206 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 6,263.79 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 6,263.79 Donate	Cool. I saw an imp creature. If you took over the world, what laws would you install?

03-27-2007, 05:39 PM	#57
Smarmy Vent The night is darkest just before the dawn. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham Gender: Posts: 12,640 Thanks: 727 Thanked 1,140 Times in 602 Posts Points: 186.73 Bank: 116,362.15 Total Points: 116,548.88 Donate	If you took over the world, what laws would you install? Death to anyone who disobeys me, looks at me funny, makes jokes that are in ill-taste (wait, I do that...), forget to pay taxes, watch Nickelodeon, or choose a PS3 over a Wii.

03-27-2007, 10:02 PM	#58
TheEvilDM Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: the seventh layer of hell. Wisconsin Gender: Posts: 463 Thanks: 12 Thanked 22 Times in 9 Posts Points: 3,308.36 Bank: 5,546.25 Total Points: 8,854.61 Donate	[/QUOTEWhat do you think happened to MC? He mysteriously disappeared a few few WoTs ago. Either he gave up VGF for Lent, or he's dead. You gain 1 cool point.[/quote] I gave up religion for lent...

03-27-2007, 10:04 PM	#59
Smarmy Vent The night is darkest just before the dawn. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham Gender: Posts: 12,640 Thanks: 727 Thanked 1,140 Times in 602 Posts Points: 186.73 Bank: 116,362.15 Total Points: 116,548.88 Donate	I gave up religion for lent... You win 50 cool points.

03-27-2007, 10:05 PM	#60
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,153 Thanks: 43 Thanked 109 Times in 87 Posts Points: 12,235.81 Bank: 84,629.27 Total Points: 96,865.07 Donate	Gah... I should have thought of that one.