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X-3 · 03-30-2007, 08:58 PM

Read any good books recently?

Valigarmander · 03-30-2007, 08:58 PM

Where the hell's my pizza?
Go look out there. In the middle of the road.

Hey! Where's the cream filling?
Try looking inside the cookie.

Who would win in a fight between Homer Simpson and Red Forman?
Red would probably bury his foot in Homer's ass.

Read any good books recently?
The Lost World by Michael Crichton. I'm re-reading it. You win 0.12 cool points.

X-3 · 03-30-2007, 09:05 PM

If you were transported into a Final Fantasy-like world, and 4 of your VGF or real life friends came along, who would come with you, and which jobs would they get? (ex: Cleric, Warrior, etc)

Valigarmander · 03-30-2007, 09:09 PM

If you were transported into a Final Fantasy-like world, and 4 of your VGF or real life friends came along, who would come with you, and which jobs would they get? (ex: Cleric, Warrior, etc)
Me and UN. Black Mage and White Mage. That is all.

Dio Brando · 03-30-2007, 09:10 PM

Why isn't Tazy10 in your comic?

Valigarmander · 03-30-2007, 09:16 PM

Why isn't Tazy10 in your comic?
The same reason YoshiFreak isn't in my comic: I haven't really gotten around to it.

X-3 · 03-30-2007, 09:18 PM

When shall I make another 'dynamic' appearance in your comic?

Valigarmander · 03-30-2007, 09:27 PM

When shall I make another 'dynamic' appearance in your comic?
**** if I know.

UltimateGamer178 · 03-31-2007, 01:39 PM

How many licks does it take to get to the chewy Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Why didn't I get any cool points for saying that Nintendo is awesome?

Detective Lilac Bandicoot · 03-31-2007, 02:00 PM

Is Lord Kenny awesome?

Valigarmander · 03-31-2007, 04:23 PM

How many licks does it take to get to the chewy Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
42.

Why didn't I get any cool points for saying that Nintendo is awesome?
Because.

Is Lord Kenny awesome?
Yeah, and he's great in the sack.

UltimateGamer178 · 03-31-2007, 04:40 PM

Why doesn't chocolate milk come from a chocolate cow?

Valigarmander · 03-31-2007, 08:36 PM

Why doesn't chocolate milk come from a chocolate cow?
Chocolate cows don't exist.

Treeko500 · 03-31-2007, 09:04 PM

Why doesn't chocolate milk come from a white cow?
ps.I sent you a pm

UltimateGamer178 · 03-31-2007, 09:10 PM

Who ate my pie?

LinkManDX · 03-31-2007, 09:11 PM

If you had to choose if someone lived or died, would you kill the person that asked you?

Treeko500 · 03-31-2007, 09:16 PM

why doesn't mario ever use the bathroom in the games?

Detective Lilac Bandicoot · 04-03-2007, 07:21 AM

-bump up-

What do we do about these mother****ing noobs in this mother****ing forum?!

(no offense, but I needed to ask a question and the first thing that hit in my head was Snakes on a Plane. Don't know why...)

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-03-2007, 12:02 PM

Why don't more people agree with what Miss Catgirl says?

Dio Brando · 04-03-2007, 12:59 PM

Why are Catgirls so sexy?

03-30-2007, 08:58 PM	#121
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,326 Thanks: 296 Thanked 329 Times in 245 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 17,097.48 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,097.48 Donate	Read any good books recently?

03-30-2007, 08:58 PM	#122
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 144.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,328.20 Donate	Where the hell's my pizza? Go look out there. In the middle of the road. Hey! Where's the cream filling? Try looking inside the cookie. Who would win in a fight between Homer Simpson and Red Forman? Red would probably bury his foot in Homer's ass. Read any good books recently? The Lost World by Michael Crichton. I'm re-reading it. You win 0.12 cool points.

03-30-2007, 09:05 PM	#123
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,326 Thanks: 296 Thanked 329 Times in 245 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 17,097.48 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,097.48 Donate	If you were transported into a Final Fantasy-like world, and 4 of your VGF or real life friends came along, who would come with you, and which jobs would they get? (ex: Cleric, Warrior, etc)

03-30-2007, 09:09 PM	#124
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 144.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,328.20 Donate	If you were transported into a Final Fantasy-like world, and 4 of your VGF or real life friends came along, who would come with you, and which jobs would they get? (ex: Cleric, Warrior, etc) Me and UN. Black Mage and White Mage. That is all.

03-30-2007, 09:10 PM	#125
Dio Brando WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Toki wo tomare Gender: Posts: 4,319 Thanks: 211 Thanked 359 Times in 209 Posts Points: 2,458.61 Bank: 151,510.60 Total Points: 153,969.21 Donate	Why isn't Tazy10 in your comic?

03-30-2007, 09:16 PM	#126
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 144.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,328.20 Donate	Why isn't Tazy10 in your comic? The same reason YoshiFreak isn't in my comic: I haven't really gotten around to it.

03-30-2007, 09:18 PM	#127
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,326 Thanks: 296 Thanked 329 Times in 245 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 17,097.48 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,097.48 Donate	When shall I make another 'dynamic' appearance in your comic?

03-30-2007, 09:27 PM	#128
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 144.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,328.20 Donate	When shall I make another 'dynamic' appearance in your comic? **** if I know.

03-31-2007, 01:39 PM	#129
UltimateGamer178 Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a pizza box under the Brooklyn Bridge Gender: Posts: 1,495 Thanks: 7 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts Points: 11,110.57 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,110.57 Donate	How many licks does it take to get to the chewy Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Why didn't I get any cool points for saying that Nintendo is awesome?

03-31-2007, 02:00 PM	#130
Detective Lilac Bandicoot Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts Points: 9,128.30 Bank: 846.73 Total Points: 9,975.03 Donate	Is Lord Kenny awesome?

03-31-2007, 04:23 PM	#131
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 144.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,328.20 Donate	How many licks does it take to get to the chewy Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? 42. Why didn't I get any cool points for saying that Nintendo is awesome? Because. Is Lord Kenny awesome? Yeah, and he's great in the sack.

03-31-2007, 04:40 PM	#132
UltimateGamer178 Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a pizza box under the Brooklyn Bridge Gender: Posts: 1,495 Thanks: 7 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts Points: 11,110.57 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,110.57 Donate	Why doesn't chocolate milk come from a chocolate cow?

03-31-2007, 08:36 PM	#133
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 144.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,328.20 Donate	Why doesn't chocolate milk come from a chocolate cow? Chocolate cows don't exist.

03-31-2007, 09:04 PM	#134
Treeko500 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Treeko's house Gender: Posts: 63 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,466.39 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,466.39 Donate	Why doesn't chocolate milk come from a white cow? ps.I sent you a pm

03-31-2007, 09:10 PM	#135
UltimateGamer178 Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a pizza box under the Brooklyn Bridge Gender: Posts: 1,495 Thanks: 7 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts Points: 11,110.57 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,110.57 Donate	Who ate my pie?

03-31-2007, 09:11 PM	#136
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03-31-2007, 09:16 PM	#137
Treeko500 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Treeko's house Gender: Posts: 63 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,466.39 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,466.39 Donate	why doesn't mario ever use the bathroom in the games?

04-03-2007, 07:21 AM	#138
Detective Lilac Bandicoot Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts Points: 9,128.30 Bank: 846.73 Total Points: 9,975.03 Donate	-bump up- What do we do about these mother**ing noobs in this mother**ing forum?! (no offense, but I needed to ask a question and the first thing that hit in my head was Snakes on a Plane. Don't know why...)

04-03-2007, 12:02 PM	#139
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,039 Thanks: 366 Thanked 1,548 Times in 801 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 105,127.23 Bank: 17,427,533.14 Total Points: 17,532,660.37 Donate	Why don't more people agree with what Miss Catgirl says?

04-03-2007, 12:59 PM	#140
Dio Brando WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Toki wo tomare Gender: Posts: 4,319 Thanks: 211 Thanked 359 Times in 209 Posts Points: 2,458.61 Bank: 151,510.60 Total Points: 153,969.21 Donate	Why are Catgirls so sexy?