In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy? - Page 10 - VGF

Insert unfunny meme here · 07-11-2007, 11:55 PM

You get digested. The Kraken pukes up the Thingy, before it gets digested, to me, as the kraken is under my control.

I take my other rocket ship to Mars.

Gamefiend7 · 07-13-2007, 12:59 PM

You decide to voulenteer at UAC's Delta Labs and you go to the interdimensional transporter and land in Hell and this happens to you (your Bender): YouTube - Futurama - Robot Hell

Back at the teleporter room you dropped the Thingy. I as a scientist working at Delta Labs take it and accidentaly lean on the OUTBREAK button thus starting Doom 3. Dr. Betrugeter the head scientest seeing the havoc flips out and claims to be the person responsible. I cackle evily at the situation and warp to my base on Mercury.

DR.Death · 07-13-2007, 01:19 PM

at your base you hear strange sounds coming from the room next to you were you ported to then the power goes out do to a severe storm a few miles away to you and all of your gaurd robots are in sleep mode to conserve enegery so you reach in your droor and pull out a flash light and you cautosly open the door to the hall and you creep out and you find the noises are becoming more viloent so you speed to the door and put your eye at the key hole to see whats in there when the noise stops all but a single creaking noise coming from behind you when you turn to see whats behind you the door swings open reavling several undead ellite comandos with chain guns in there hand you turn to run but find me in your way holding a verry large sword
GF7: spare me!
DR.Death: why should i!
GF7: ill give you the thingy if you do
DR.Death: hmm let me think about that *makes a strange hand sighn to the ellite comandos then the ellite comandos open fire and begin to search the rooms when they find the thingy i take it and warp to my base on death planet

KirbyHelper · 07-14-2007, 10:24 PM

You see a bunch of furbies trying to look at the thingy after the thingy and the elite troop arrive at Death Planet, but they're pushed away. You could say some were exterminated after repeated attempts.

Gamefiend7 · 07-15-2007, 06:31 AM

I managed to survive the undead attack by dodging behind vending machines and fortunately for me the commandos didn't bother to double check and make sure I was dead. Once Jeromy and his elite commandos leave power was restored. I check my main computer and find that the Thingy is at Planet Death and is undergoing a planetwide Furby procedure. I used this as an advantage and warped in while the guards were busy getting rid of the furbies crowding at the entrance take the Thingy and warp back to my base. After placing the Thingy in my new and improved vault which cuts all life support when locked I summon the biggest Voidwalker that my warlock friend can summon and have it guard the vault doors and I go watch cartoons while eating anti-matter marshmallows.

DR.Death · 07-30-2007, 01:49 PM

you turn into a anti-matter pile of poo and i flush you down the toilet then i take a big fan and blow the voidwalker away then i take a shark with a frekon lazer on his frekon head and it shoots open the vault then i grab the thingy and warp to plannet death

Insert unfunny meme here · 07-30-2007, 02:11 PM

It's funny. Dr. Death owns an entire planet, and yet he types like a 9 year old.

Anyway, I steal the Death Star and blow up "plannet" Death. I get into the escape pod and float away into the endless void that is space.

Gamefiend7 · 07-30-2007, 08:09 PM

Then all of a sudden an Interdicter Star Destroyer:Immobilizer 418 cruiser - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki comes out of hyperspace and pulls you in with its *wiggles fingers like Dr. Evil* Tractor Beam and your brought to the hangar bay and greeted by Koopa Stormtroopas and Robo-Kritter Kremlings who escort you to the bridge and you see Bowser in Darth Vader attire, Kaptain K. Rool and Me.

Stormtroopa-We found him in that escape pod we detected.

Darth Koopa-Very good captain

Kpt. K. Rool-Thanks

Darth Koopa- Not you!

Kpt. K. Rool-T_T

GF7-I know what you have. So make it easy and give me the Thingy and I wont kill you

Bandersnatch-Realy

GF7-yes really

Bandersnatch-Well Ok *hands over Thingy*

GF7:Thank you. Kaptain...

Kpt. K. Rool: Hehe *pushes button which opens trap door below Bandersnatch*

K. Rool Darth Koopa and I watch Bandersnatch get sucked in and look outside to see him suffocating in space and for some reason we could clearly hear him say

Bandersnatch:You....*Gak*....Promised.....

Kpt. K. Rool: Don't think we lied because we did promise that we wouldnt kill you. However we never mentioned anything about sending you to your death

GF7:nice one. High Five! oh *looks at everyones hands* right...

DR.Death · 07-30-2007, 08:11 PM

i beat the **** out of frumious for being such a jerk about a typo i then send my army of hell over to GF7 and they tie him down and tickle him till his head falls off they then give me the thingy and i put it in a glass box hanging in the air

UltimateGamer176 · 07-30-2007, 08:17 PM

I come in the base and do this: YouTube - Xiao Xiao 3 Stick Figures Brawl-fest! - Animated Fight Scene

I then take the Thingy and go to Flipside.

Insert unfunny meme here · 07-30-2007, 08:31 PM

I go and get a mega star and squish you.

I take the thingy into my secret drill tank.

UltimateGamer176 · 07-30-2007, 08:40 PM

I come in and beat you up and take the Thingy and go to a 7/11 and grab a Slurpee.

Gamefiend7 · 07-31-2007, 08:13 AM

Me, Bowser, and Kaptain K. Rool come in and POWN you. I take the Thingy and your slurpie and go to Krockadile Island and party.

Kpt. K. Rool: Who wants Hot Dogs *Pulls out grill labled "Property of Donkey Kong"*

All: Yay!

UltimateGamer176 · 07-31-2007, 11:22 AM

Me, Mario and Donkey Kong come in and beat the living crap outta you, Bowser and K. Rool. DK then takes back his grill and I take the Thingy and we party in my secret underground base.

Tazy_10 · 07-31-2007, 03:07 PM

*Diablo come out and demands the Trappy Lilac got on like Page 5....

Oh and a Mole takes the Thingy*

Insert unfunny meme here · 07-31-2007, 03:41 PM

I get the thingy while the mole is sleeping.

I hide inside the next poster's head.

Gamefiend7 · 07-31-2007, 04:37 PM

I pull out a can of poster and man eating worms and they eat the poster and you get eatn in the process I take the Thingy which was the only thing they didnt eat and fly away on Item 2

DR.Death · 08-01-2007, 01:57 AM

you die of a faital heart atack and all of your worldly poeeseons belong to me (the thingy and bottle of half empty shampoo) i take the shampoo and burn it because the entire idea of washing offends me (undead dont wash) then i take the thingy and fart on it so any way of detceing it is useles

Insert unfunny meme here · 08-01-2007, 01:46 PM

I punch Dr. Death for making absolutely no sens. I grab the thingy and dig a hole and put it in there.

Also, Gamefiend, you were the next poster. That means you killed yourself.

UltimateGamer176 · 08-01-2007, 02:05 PM

I give Frumious $5 in exchange for the Thingy and hide behind a tree.

07-11-2007, 11:55 PM	#181
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,807 Thanks: 278 Thanked 182 Times in 128 Posts Points: 23,513.55 Bank: 39,862.92 Total Points: 63,376.46 Donate	You get digested. The Kraken pukes up the Thingy, before it gets digested, to me, as the kraken is under my control. I take my other rocket ship to Mars.

07-13-2007, 12:59 PM	#182
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 740 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 5,707.83 Bank: 3,823.18 Total Points: 9,531.01 Donate	You decide to voulenteer at UAC's Delta Labs and you go to the interdimensional transporter and land in Hell and this happens to you (your Bender): YouTube - Futurama - Robot Hell Back at the teleporter room you dropped the Thingy. I as a scientist working at Delta Labs take it and accidentaly lean on the OUTBREAK button thus starting Doom 3. Dr. Betrugeter the head scientest seeing the havoc flips out and claims to be the person responsible. I cackle evily at the situation and warp to my base on Mercury.

07-13-2007, 01:19 PM	#183
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A box in central New York between a cheese factory and a night club Gender: Posts: 246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts Points: 2,193.95 Bank: 530.60 Total Points: 2,724.55 Donate	at your base you hear strange sounds coming from the room next to you were you ported to then the power goes out do to a severe storm a few miles away to you and all of your gaurd robots are in sleep mode to conserve enegery so you reach in your droor and pull out a flash light and you cautosly open the door to the hall and you creep out and you find the noises are becoming more viloent so you speed to the door and put your eye at the key hole to see whats in there when the noise stops all but a single creaking noise coming from behind you when you turn to see whats behind you the door swings open reavling several undead ellite comandos with chain guns in there hand you turn to run but find me in your way holding a verry large sword GF7: spare me! DR.Death: why should i! GF7: ill give you the thingy if you do DR.Death: hmm let me think about that *makes a strange hand sighn to the ellite comandos then the ellite comandos open fire and begin to search the rooms when they find the thingy i take it and warp to my base on death planet

07-14-2007, 10:24 PM	#184
KirbyHelper Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: FurbyLand Gender: Posts: 178 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,200.28 Bank: 546.84 Total Points: 1,747.12 Donate	You see a bunch of furbies trying to look at the thingy after the thingy and the elite troop arrive at Death Planet, but they're pushed away. You could say some were exterminated after repeated attempts.

07-15-2007, 06:31 AM	#185
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 740 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 5,707.83 Bank: 3,823.18 Total Points: 9,531.01 Donate	I managed to survive the undead attack by dodging behind vending machines and fortunately for me the commandos didn't bother to double check and make sure I was dead. Once Jeromy and his elite commandos leave power was restored. I check my main computer and find that the Thingy is at Planet Death and is undergoing a planetwide Furby procedure. I used this as an advantage and warped in while the guards were busy getting rid of the furbies crowding at the entrance take the Thingy and warp back to my base. After placing the Thingy in my new and improved vault which cuts all life support when locked I summon the biggest Voidwalker that my warlock friend can summon and have it guard the vault doors and I go watch cartoons while eating anti-matter marshmallows.

07-30-2007, 01:49 PM	#186
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A box in central New York between a cheese factory and a night club Gender: Posts: 246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts Points: 2,193.95 Bank: 530.60 Total Points: 2,724.55 Donate	you turn into a anti-matter pile of poo and i flush you down the toilet then i take a big fan and blow the voidwalker away then i take a shark with a frekon lazer on his frekon head and it shoots open the vault then i grab the thingy and warp to plannet death

07-30-2007, 02:11 PM	#187
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,807 Thanks: 278 Thanked 182 Times in 128 Posts Points: 23,513.55 Bank: 39,862.92 Total Points: 63,376.46 Donate	It's funny. Dr. Death owns an entire planet, and yet he types like a 9 year old. Anyway, I steal the Death Star and blow up "plannet" Death. I get into the escape pod and float away into the endless void that is space.

07-30-2007, 08:09 PM	#188
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 740 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 5,707.83 Bank: 3,823.18 Total Points: 9,531.01 Donate	Then all of a sudden an Interdicter Star Destroyer:Immobilizer 418 cruiser - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki comes out of hyperspace and pulls you in with its wiggles fingers like Dr. Evil Tractor Beam and your brought to the hangar bay and greeted by Koopa Stormtroopas and Robo-Kritter Kremlings who escort you to the bridge and you see Bowser in Darth Vader attire, Kaptain K. Rool and Me. Stormtroopa-We found him in that escape pod we detected. Darth Koopa-Very good captain Kpt. K. Rool-Thanks Darth Koopa- Not you! Kpt. K. Rool-T_T GF7-I know what you have. So make it easy and give me the Thingy and I wont kill you Bandersnatch-Realy GF7-yes really Bandersnatch-Well Ok hands over Thingy GF7:Thank you. Kaptain... Kpt. K. Rool: Hehe pushes button which opens trap door below Bandersnatch K. Rool Darth Koopa and I watch Bandersnatch get sucked in and look outside to see him suffocating in space and for some reason we could clearly hear him say Bandersnatch:You....Gak....Promised..... Kpt. K. Rool: Don't think we lied because we did promise that we wouldnt kill you. However we never mentioned anything about sending you to your death GF7:nice one. High Five! oh looks at everyones hands right...

07-30-2007, 08:11 PM	#189
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A box in central New York between a cheese factory and a night club Gender: Posts: 246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts Points: 2,193.95 Bank: 530.60 Total Points: 2,724.55 Donate	i beat the **** out of frumious for being such a jerk about a typo i then send my army of hell over to GF7 and they tie him down and tickle him till his head falls off they then give me the thingy and i put it in a glass box hanging in the air

07-30-2007, 08:17 PM	#190
UltimateGamer176 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In the vicinity Gender: Posts: 226 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Points: 1,104.21 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,104.21 Donate	I come in the base and do this: YouTube - Xiao Xiao 3 Stick Figures Brawl-fest! - Animated Fight Scene I then take the Thingy and go to Flipside.

07-30-2007, 08:31 PM	#191
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,807 Thanks: 278 Thanked 182 Times in 128 Posts Points: 23,513.55 Bank: 39,862.92 Total Points: 63,376.46 Donate	I go and get a mega star and squish you. I take the thingy into my secret drill tank.

07-30-2007, 08:40 PM	#192
UltimateGamer176 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In the vicinity Gender: Posts: 226 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Points: 1,104.21 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,104.21 Donate	I come in and beat you up and take the Thingy and go to a 7/11 and grab a Slurpee.

07-31-2007, 08:13 AM	#193
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 740 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 5,707.83 Bank: 3,823.18 Total Points: 9,531.01 Donate	Me, Bowser, and Kaptain K. Rool come in and POWN you. I take the Thingy and your slurpie and go to Krockadile Island and party. Kpt. K. Rool: Who wants Hot Dogs Pulls out grill labled "Property of Donkey Kong" All: Yay!

07-31-2007, 11:22 AM	#194
UltimateGamer176 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In the vicinity Gender: Posts: 226 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Points: 1,104.21 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,104.21 Donate	Me, Mario and Donkey Kong come in and beat the living crap outta you, Bowser and K. Rool. DK then takes back his grill and I take the Thingy and we party in my secret underground base.

07-31-2007, 03:07 PM	#195
Tazy_10 Forum Host Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Tazy is a bad Mafia Player. I'm Serious. Gender: Posts: 7,545 Thanks: 154 Thanked 267 Times in 207 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 18,816.35 Bank: 26,659.01 Total Points: 45,475.35 Donate	Diablo come out and demands the Trappy Lilac got on like Page 5.... Oh and a Mole takes the Thingy

07-31-2007, 03:41 PM	#196
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,807 Thanks: 278 Thanked 182 Times in 128 Posts Points: 23,513.55 Bank: 39,862.92 Total Points: 63,376.46 Donate	I get the thingy while the mole is sleeping. I hide inside the next poster's head.

07-31-2007, 04:37 PM	#197
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 740 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 5,707.83 Bank: 3,823.18 Total Points: 9,531.01 Donate	I pull out a can of poster and man eating worms and they eat the poster and you get eatn in the process I take the Thingy which was the only thing they didnt eat and fly away on Item 2

08-01-2007, 01:57 AM	#198
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A box in central New York between a cheese factory and a night club Gender: Posts: 246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts Points: 2,193.95 Bank: 530.60 Total Points: 2,724.55 Donate	you die of a faital heart atack and all of your worldly poeeseons belong to me (the thingy and bottle of half empty shampoo) i take the shampoo and burn it because the entire idea of washing offends me (undead dont wash) then i take the thingy and fart on it so any way of detceing it is useles

08-01-2007, 01:46 PM	#199
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,807 Thanks: 278 Thanked 182 Times in 128 Posts Points: 23,513.55 Bank: 39,862.92 Total Points: 63,376.46 Donate	I punch Dr. Death for making absolutely no sens. I grab the thingy and dig a hole and put it in there. Also, Gamefiend, you were the next poster. That means you killed yourself.

08-01-2007, 02:05 PM	#200
UltimateGamer176 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In the vicinity Gender: Posts: 226 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Points: 1,104.21 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,104.21 Donate	I give Frumious $5 in exchange for the Thingy and hide behind a tree.