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Gamefiend7 · 08-01-2007, 04:11 PM

Burly the Logger cuts down the tree and it falls on you. I walk by and take the Thingy from your exposed hand and continue walking down the path to chocolatey goodness.

DR.Death · 08-01-2007, 04:16 PM

i guess bandersnatch never watched Monty python and the holy grail so you wouldnt get the joke at the path to chocolaty goodness GF7 slips in a puddle of hot coco and burns his eyes out i take the thingy and run down to the video game store and buy world of warcraft

Gamefiend7 · 08-01-2007, 04:30 PM

Dr.Death was so distracted by playing WoW that he was completley unaware of me taking the Thingy and warping to the terrific cafe found at the end of the universe. While playing Illidan comes out of his computer monitor and Dr. Death get killed by him just looking at him.

VG_Addict · 08-01-2007, 05:32 PM

You get E. Coli from the steak and die. I take the Thingy and hide in the center of the sun wearing my heat-proof suit.

Frumious BanderFACE · 08-01-2007, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltimateGamer176

I give Frumious $5 in exchange for the Thingy and hide behind a tree.

You fool. I'm not that gullible. And besides, I dug it in a hole. You guys should read this stuff before attacking.

The creature in the middle of the sun beats VGA up. It grabs the thingy and flies to me, as it is actually a robot controlled by me.

I go into yet another rocket, this time to Uranus.

VG_Addict · 08-01-2007, 10:35 PM

You go into my anus, where I fart you out. I take the Thingy and hide in a mailbox.

Gamefiend7 · 08-02-2007, 11:26 AM

That was my mailbox. I come out and get mail

GF7:*burns bills* Yay the Thingy *goes in and mounts it on my wall in my trophy room*

Guy from bank:*appears in front of me* I regret to inform you that due to not paying your bills that we are to repossess everything you own and turn off electricity, heating, water and-

I fry the bank guy with a plasma gun

GF7:Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. Booooooring. *goes in and watches Ed Edd n Eddy*

Frumious BanderFACE · 08-02-2007, 11:31 AM

I shove Gamefiend down the garbage disposal. I get the Thingy from the trophy room. I then dig a hole and put the thingy in there.

Gamefiend7 · 08-02-2007, 11:50 AM

I jump up from underground with the thingy and terribly scarred.I grab the Thingy from shocked Frumious and throw him into the garbage incinerator

KirbyHelper · 08-03-2007, 09:44 AM

Bad News: There are some furbies in the garbage incinerator.

They try to snatch it, but they lose the thingy temporairly in all of that garbage! Most also die from various conditions, including electrocution, making some extra crispy!

DR.Death · 08-03-2007, 02:41 PM

i go into battle with all the garbage and when all hope is lost i eat the crispy furbies and it acts as spinich does to popeye the sailor man and i grab the thingy and teleport to new york city to see my old base (and get some cheese)

Frumious BanderFACE · 08-03-2007, 06:35 PM

I have no idea what the hell Dr. Death said, so I just nuke New York City, where DD is, apparently. I get the thingy and hide in a safe.

DR.Death · 08-03-2007, 10:06 PM

inside the safe you run out of oxyegen and die i crack open the safe with a big rock plated with dimond and take the thingy and warp to my base on planet death

Frumious BanderFACE · 08-03-2007, 10:29 PM

Don't you remember? I blew Planet Death up.

Dr. Death runs out of oxygen for not wearing a helmet. I fly my space-car up to the thingy and grab it. I then land on a remote planet.

Gamefiend7 · 08-04-2007, 03:06 PM

Me, Kaptain K. Rool and Darth Koopa fly down to the remote planet to get some supplies when we find Bandersnatch hiding in a box with the Thingy. Kaptain K. Rool sucks him in and hits him hard with the butt of his Boomstick rendering him unconscious and with a nasty black eye. We take the Thingy and the supplies and head back to the Interdictor Star Destroyer:Immobilizer 418 cruiser - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki

Insert Luigimans PDN here · 08-06-2007, 05:22 PM

heh. wookiepedia. clever.

the Immobilizer 418 cruiser runs out of fuel and you fall down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down and finally, SPLAT on earth, right next to me. I take the thingy and... (zelda treasure fanfare) it rotates in my hand. i take it to my house, but i drop it in the toilet and flush it to the ocean. then a fish eats it. the fish gets caught and put in a market. i buy that fish. i eat the thingy, but i dont know its there. i poop it out on GF7's front lawn, and he finds it. now gamefiend7 has it. HAPPY, NOW?

DR.Death · 08-07-2007, 03:28 AM

since Planet Death is made of souls and you cant destroy souls my planet is unharmed.Take that you little anti-climatic punk!

i take the thingy and clean it with pure venom i then take the thingy and put it in a giant bowl of candy hearts

Gamefiend7 · 08-07-2007, 04:08 AM

In my Interdictor Star Destroyer (Refueled, Repaired, and Rearmed) I have my Friend who is the most powerful Warlock in the universe drain the souls of Planet Death and turn them into soul gems reducing the planet to floating debris that weren't made of souls. When that was done I dispatch a transport which retrieves the Thingy and we hyper out to Aurora Prime:Emperor's Hammer System Manual v3.0

viper369 · 08-08-2007, 12:07 AM

I throw the worlds largest stinkbomb in the Star Destroyer, sneak in with a gas mask, steal the thingy, jump out of the exaust system, into my pepsi truck/starfighter, and go hide in my base on pluto.

Gamefiend7 · 08-08-2007, 02:22 PM

Back at the Interdictor Star Destroyer the Emergency Ventilation System finally kicks in and I have the Star Destroyer hyper to Mercury where I fly to my base there. At the Hangar I meet Goblin Ninja

Goblin Ninja:Gamefiend? Whats wrong? It looks like you seen someone back from the dead...

GF7:Its Viper! He's back! After all these years he's returned! And he has the Thingy!

Goblin Ninja: OH NOES!!! What do we do?!

GF7: We're full scaling his base thats what we're doing! Call everyone! Start the factories! Bring out the heavy weapons!

Goblin Ninja: Right!

At Pluto Viper merrily twirls the Thingy like a basketball

Viper's Minion:*through intercom*Sir we detected strange readings just outside pluto and well...You better look

Viper pushes a button which opens his windows and finds an entire armada of Droid Control Ships, Intordictor Cruisers from KotOR:Interdictor-class Cruiser - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki
and GF7's Interdictor Star Destroyer in the front of that titianic fleet

Viper:*scoff* so you actually think you can get the thingy...*goes to intercom* launch the fighters

on the Interdictor Star Destroyer Me, Goblin Ninja, Shadow, Wario, Magma Dragoon, Meta Ridley, HK-9000, Darth Koopa, Kaptain K. Rool, and Zero in his Black Armor stand there getting ready to infiltrate Viper's Base are interupted by a Stormtroopa entering the prep room.

GF7: Dammit! I thought I told you to not burst in unless its something really really really important!

Stormtroopa:It is important! Viper's base unleashed starfighters! Lots of Starfighters!

GF7:Hehehehe... So it begins... Well what are you waiting for scramble our fighters!

Stormtroopa:Yes Sir! *runs off to scramble the fighters*

GF7:Now here's our plan. While the fighters take out the fighters and planetary defenses we and a crack squad of our elite solders go in and fight in the base itself. We go in and wipe out any resistance then take the Thingy and kill Viper if at all possible. Then finally mop up the remainaing enemy forces.

Zero:*sparring with Darth Koopa* Just how I like it. Short and easy to remember.

Darth Koopa:that didn't sound very short to me.

Zero:Whatever. I just like it.

Kaptain K. Rool: Why are we having Zero working for us. He's not a villain is he

Zero: Actually your wrong. I was originally a villain until Sigma stole the virus in me. But now I have it back and I remember Im a villain

K.Rool: I see....

GF7:Well Im sure we're all ready

All:yeah

GF7:So lets go and get that Thingy

And so the battle started. While the combined force of my Assault Gunboats Kaptian K. Rools Flying Kroks, Darth Koopa's Koopa Starfighters, and HK-9000's Sith Starfighters and Vulture Droids battle with Viper's Fighters, Me and my mentioned friends come in with Elite Goblin Stormtroopers, Stormtroopa Commandos and Super Duper Battle Droids and proceed to make our way to the vault...

I'm stopping here so someone else to post them joining the fight.

08-02-2007, 11:26 AM	#207
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 737 Thanks: 3 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 5,586.47 Bank: 3,602.67 Total Points: 9,189.14 Donate	That was my mailbox. I come out and get mail GF7:burns bills Yay the Thingy goes in and mounts it on my wall in my trophy room Guy from bank:appears in front of me I regret to inform you that due to not paying your bills that we are to repossess everything you own and turn off electricity, heating, water and- I fry the bank guy with a plasma gun GF7:Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. Booooooring. goes in and watches Ed Edd n Eddy Last edited by Gamefiend7; 08-02-2007 at 11:35 AM.

08-04-2007, 03:06 PM	#215
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 737 Thanks: 3 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 5,586.47 Bank: 3,602.67 Total Points: 9,189.14 Donate	Me, Kaptain K. Rool and Darth Koopa fly down to the remote planet to get some supplies when we find Bandersnatch hiding in a box with the Thingy. Kaptain K. Rool sucks him in and hits him hard with the butt of his Boomstick rendering him unconscious and with a nasty black eye. We take the Thingy and the supplies and head back to the Interdictor Star Destroyer:Immobilizer 418 cruiser - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki Last edited by Gamefiend7; 08-04-2007 at 03:21 PM.

08-07-2007, 03:28 AM	#217
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A box in central New York between a cheese factory and a night club Gender: Posts: 246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts Points: 2,173.95 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 2,683.95 Donate	since Planet Death is made of souls and you cant destroy souls my planet is unharmed.Take that you little anti-climatic punk! i take the thingy and clean it with pure venom i then take the thingy and put it in a giant bowl of candy hearts Last edited by DR.Death; 08-07-2007 at 03:51 AM.

08-08-2007, 02:22 PM	#220
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 737 Thanks: 3 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 5,586.47 Bank: 3,602.67 Total Points: 9,189.14 Donate	Back at the Interdictor Star Destroyer the Emergency Ventilation System finally kicks in and I have the Star Destroyer hyper to Mercury where I fly to my base there. At the Hangar I meet Goblin Ninja Goblin Ninja:Gamefiend? Whats wrong? It looks like you seen someone back from the dead... GF7:Its Viper! He's back! After all these years he's returned! And he has the Thingy! Goblin Ninja: OH NOES!!! What do we do?! GF7: We're full scaling his base thats what we're doing! Call everyone! Start the factories! Bring out the heavy weapons! Goblin Ninja: Right! At Pluto Viper merrily twirls the Thingy like a basketball Viper's Minion:through intercomSir we detected strange readings just outside pluto and well...You better look Viper pushes a button which opens his windows and finds an entire armada of Droid Control Ships, Intordictor Cruisers from KotOR:Interdictor-class Cruiser - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki and GF7's Interdictor Star Destroyer in the front of that titianic fleet Viper:scoff so you actually think you can get the thingy...goes to intercom launch the fighters on the Interdictor Star Destroyer Me, Goblin Ninja, Shadow, Wario, Magma Dragoon, Meta Ridley, HK-9000, Darth Koopa, Kaptain K. Rool, and Zero in his Black Armor stand there getting ready to infiltrate Viper's Base are interupted by a Stormtroopa entering the prep room. GF7: Dammit! I thought I told you to not burst in unless its something really really really important! Stormtroopa:It is important! Viper's base unleashed starfighters! Lots of Starfighters! GF7:Hehehehe... So it begins... Well what are you waiting for scramble our fighters! Stormtroopa:Yes Sir! runs off to scramble the fighters GF7:Now here's our plan. While the fighters take out the fighters and planetary defenses we and a crack squad of our elite solders go in and fight in the base itself. We go in and wipe out any resistance then take the Thingy and kill Viper if at all possible. Then finally mop up the remainaing enemy forces. Zero:sparring with Darth Koopa Just how I like it. Short and easy to remember. Darth Koopa:that didn't sound very short to me. Zero:Whatever. I just like it. Kaptain K. Rool: Why are we having Zero working for us. He's not a villain is he Zero: Actually your wrong. I was originally a villain until Sigma stole the virus in me. But now I have it back and I remember Im a villain K.Rool: I see.... GF7:Well Im sure we're all ready All:yeah GF7:So lets go and get that Thingy And so the battle started. While the combined force of my Assault Gunboats Kaptian K. Rools Flying Kroks, Darth Koopa's Koopa Starfighters, and HK-9000's Sith Starfighters and Vulture Droids battle with Viper's Fighters, Me and my mentioned friends come in with Elite Goblin Stormtroopers, Stormtroopa Commandos and Super Duper Battle Droids and proceed to make our way to the vault... I'm stopping here so someone else to post them joining the fight. Last edited by Gamefiend7; 08-08-2007 at 02:45 PM.

08-01-2007, 04:11 PM	#201
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 737 Thanks: 3 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 5,586.47 Bank: 3,602.67 Total Points: 9,189.14 Donate	Burly the Logger cuts down the tree and it falls on you. I walk by and take the Thingy from your exposed hand and continue walking down the path to chocolatey goodness.

08-01-2007, 04:16 PM	#202
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A box in central New York between a cheese factory and a night club Gender: Posts: 246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts Points: 2,173.95 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 2,683.95 Donate	i guess bandersnatch never watched Monty python and the holy grail so you wouldnt get the joke at the path to chocolaty goodness GF7 slips in a puddle of hot coco and burns his eyes out i take the thingy and run down to the video game store and buy world of warcraft

08-01-2007, 04:30 PM	#203
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 737 Thanks: 3 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 5,586.47 Bank: 3,602.67 Total Points: 9,189.14 Donate	Dr.Death was so distracted by playing WoW that he was completley unaware of me taking the Thingy and warping to the terrific cafe found at the end of the universe. While playing Illidan comes out of his computer monitor and Dr. Death get killed by him just looking at him.

08-01-2007, 05:32 PM	#204
VG_Addict Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the vicinity Gender: Posts: 2,336 Thanks: 5 Thanked 119 Times in 115 Posts Points: 14,932.03 Bank: 659.74 Total Points: 15,591.77 Donate	You get E. Coli from the steak and die. I take the Thingy and hide in the center of the sun wearing my heat-proof suit.

08-01-2007, 10:35 PM	#206
VG_Addict Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the vicinity Gender: Posts: 2,336 Thanks: 5 Thanked 119 Times in 115 Posts Points: 14,932.03 Bank: 659.74 Total Points: 15,591.77 Donate	You go into my anus, where I fart you out. I take the Thingy and hide in a mailbox.

08-02-2007, 11:31 AM	#208
Frumious BanderFACE Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,784 Thanks: 274 Thanked 181 Times in 126 Posts Points: 30,424.79 Bank: 35,397.13 Total Points: 65,821.92 Donate	I shove Gamefiend down the garbage disposal. I get the Thingy from the trophy room. I then dig a hole and put the thingy in there.

08-02-2007, 11:50 AM	#209
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 737 Thanks: 3 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 5,586.47 Bank: 3,602.67 Total Points: 9,189.14 Donate	I jump up from underground with the thingy and terribly scarred.I grab the Thingy from shocked Frumious and throw him into the garbage incinerator

08-03-2007, 09:44 AM	#210
KirbyHelper Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: FurbyLand Gender: Posts: 178 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,179.28 Bank: 546.84 Total Points: 1,726.12 Donate	Bad News: There are some furbies in the garbage incinerator. They try to snatch it, but they lose the thingy temporairly in all of that garbage! Most also die from various conditions, including electrocution, making some extra crispy!

08-03-2007, 02:41 PM	#211
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A box in central New York between a cheese factory and a night club Gender: Posts: 246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts Points: 2,173.95 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 2,683.95 Donate	i go into battle with all the garbage and when all hope is lost i eat the crispy furbies and it acts as spinich does to popeye the sailor man and i grab the thingy and teleport to new york city to see my old base (and get some cheese)

08-03-2007, 06:35 PM	#212
Frumious BanderFACE Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,784 Thanks: 274 Thanked 181 Times in 126 Posts Points: 30,424.79 Bank: 35,397.13 Total Points: 65,821.92 Donate	I have no idea what the hell Dr. Death said, so I just nuke New York City, where DD is, apparently. I get the thingy and hide in a safe.

08-03-2007, 10:06 PM	#213
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A box in central New York between a cheese factory and a night club Gender: Posts: 246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts Points: 2,173.95 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 2,683.95 Donate	inside the safe you run out of oxyegen and die i crack open the safe with a big rock plated with dimond and take the thingy and warp to my base on planet death

08-03-2007, 10:29 PM	#214
Frumious BanderFACE Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,784 Thanks: 274 Thanked 181 Times in 126 Posts Points: 30,424.79 Bank: 35,397.13 Total Points: 65,821.92 Donate	Don't you remember? I blew Planet Death up. Dr. Death runs out of oxygen for not wearing a helmet. I fly my space-car up to the thingy and grab it. I then land on a remote planet.

08-06-2007, 05:22 PM	#216
Insert Luigimans PDN here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: in the zone, Auto Zone Gender: Posts: 2,880 Thanks: 51 Thanked 86 Times in 65 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 495.36 Bank: 6,623.97 Total Points: 7,119.33 Donate	heh. wookiepedia. clever. the Immobilizer 418 cruiser runs out of fuel and you fall down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down and finally, SPLAT on earth, right next to me. I take the thingy and... (zelda treasure fanfare) it rotates in my hand. i take it to my house, but i drop it in the toilet and flush it to the ocean. then a fish eats it. the fish gets caught and put in a market. i buy that fish. i eat the thingy, but i dont know its there. i poop it out on GF7's front lawn, and he finds it. now gamefiend7 has it. HAPPY, NOW?

08-07-2007, 04:08 AM	#218
Gamefiend7 Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 737 Thanks: 3 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 5,586.47 Bank: 3,602.67 Total Points: 9,189.14 Donate	In my Interdictor Star Destroyer (Refueled, Repaired, and Rearmed) I have my Friend who is the most powerful Warlock in the universe drain the souls of Planet Death and turn them into soul gems reducing the planet to floating debris that weren't made of souls. When that was done I dispatch a transport which retrieves the Thingy and we hyper out to Aurora Prime:Emperor's Hammer System Manual v3.0

08-08-2007, 12:07 AM	#219
viper369 Newbie Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Posts: 16 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 726.30 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,226.30 Donate	I throw the worlds largest stinkbomb in the Star Destroyer, sneak in with a gas mask, steal the thingy, jump out of the exaust system, into my pepsi truck/starfighter, and go hide in my base on pluto.