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| Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts | *Gets hit in the eye with a Lazer* Lilac: Ow. Bass: Treble! Combine with me and lets show these lazer shooting morons whose boss! >( Treble: HOOOOOWL!! *combine* *Bass is now in his pruple outfit* Lilac: You look sexier than in- Bass: *punches Lilac* >>; Luigiman: Sweet...Wonder if I can fuse with anyone? *fuses with VGA* O.O;;; Bass: NOw, let's destroy the P.L.O.T Device, because it's a ripoff of the Thingy, and we DON'T need any more of these things! >>; Lilac Z: >>; Riiiight... Can Tazy join in? |
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| | #42 |
| Senior Member | X-3: Alright, I'll stop them with my...Xwing-3. Chunky: ...Right... *X-3 flies out in a gray Arwing* Chunky: He is our only hope. *X-3 is shot down* Chunky: Damn. Wolf: Pay us, and we shall go. Chunky: Alright, here, you killed him anyway. *Chunky gives Wolf money* Wolf: Alright, this looks authentic.. .Don't call on us again. *Star Wolf flies away* Chunky: Well, at least that hedgehog is dead. X-3: Good riddance. Chunky: I'll sa-WHAT!? They shot you down! X-3: They did? Chunky: Yes... X-3: I don't believe you! Chunky: For the love of g- *X-3 pulls out a knife and stabs Chunky, killing him...again* X-3: Cue the evil music. *Evil music plays* X-3: Alright. *"X-3" melts mysteriously into a black goo...thing* Goo: Heheheh...the P.L.O.T device is mine! *Bass and Lilac enter the area* Bass: There it is, the P.L.O.T device! I'm going in! Lilac: Bass, wait! *Bass charges/flies fast at the P.L.O.T device, failing to note the Goo* Goo: Cue slo-mo. *In slow motion, the Goo leaps onto Bass, and absorbs him* Lilac: Bass!? *Goo forms into Bass* GBass: Not quite. Cue the evil music! BUM BUM BUM What happened to the real X-3? What is this new Goo thing? Will Chunky live again? Will Lilac defeat the Goo Bass? Doesn't this post just screw everything up? Find out all of this next time on DR-NC MOUNTAIN HOTEL REEEEDUX! |
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| | #43 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Gender: Posts: 228 Thanks: 4 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post | hferg: *lieing outside bleeding* and can someone please get me a doctor? or one of those healing mushrooms? hello? anyone there? |
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| | #44 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,153 Thanks: 43 Thanked 109 Times in 87 Posts | Izatso: *outside munching on Hferg* T3hdarkness: *considers pushing reset button* Hmm... Its much more amusing this way, Call me when its super time. Flamebot: Squaaark. |
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| | #45 |
| Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sweden Gender: Posts: 1,960 Thanks: 23 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts | jpfr: Houston, we have a problem. Whitney Houston: Okay, what's wrong? jpfr: Uuh... wrong Houston. Whitney Houston: What the... don't you ever dare calling on me again! jpfr: Any case, this is going to hell, the single remaining P.L.O.T. Device is being thrown from careless person to careless person, uninterested in discovering its potential. We need some stabilizing, and quick. Some guy: Stop acting, you're just complaining about the story going to a potential disaster like most of the other Hotel topics. jpfr: You got me... |
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| | #47 |
| Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts | *Lilac pulls out a ball of Electricity, and transforms into Omega Lilac Z* Tess: Wait! I'll come with you! Zero: We need to upgrade! *Zero upgrades to Absolute Zero* Tess: What do I have? GBass: Ready to die? *shoots Missle at Tess* Tess: GACK!! THAT"S IT YOU EFFING DIE!!! *is pissed off* *Tess's fiery personality causes her to transfor imto Farenheit "Frenzy" Tess, a Ripoff of Kuki from KND* FFT: wtf? *sorry Tess* GET READY! Farenheit Tess uses BURNINATE OLZ uses Lightning 50! AZ uses Beam Sabre! GBass uses super blaster! 8000 damage! FFT uses Meteor! OLZ summons Zapdos! GBass dies! Bass: ugh... what happened? Tess: Nevermind that. |
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| | #48 |
| Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a pizza box under the Brooklyn Bridge Gender: Posts: 1,495 Thanks: 7 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts | *Suddenly, Mario and Sonic burst out of the wall* Mario: Prepare for trouble. Sonic: And make it doub- *Suddenly Team Rocket bursts out of the other wall* James: Hey, that's our line! Jessie: You're gonna die now! Sonic: Yeah, whatever. Mario: Let's kick their asses. Sonic: Hell yeah! Mario and Sonic: SUPER PWNAGE ATTACK!!!!!!!!!! *A gigantic beam hits Team Rocket, sending them flying far away* Team Rocket: Looks like we're blasting off again!!!!! Sonic: So, can we get a room? |
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| | #49 |
| Senior Member | *GBass explodes, and X-3 and Bass are spat out* X-3: Oww, my butt...What happened? Omega Lilac Z: You got eaten by some Goo-thing. X-3: Umm...okay... *Goo reforms* Goo: I'm not done yet! I still have the P.L.O.T device! Gasp! Goo: Using it's powers, I shall transform into a god! *P.L.O.T device use* X-3: Oh my god! *Bright light* Goo: Hahahahahahahahah! *Goo is transformed into a small pink bunny* PB: WTF? X-3: IDEA GET! *Later, outside of hotel* *X-3 kicks PB away* PB: I'll beeeee back! X-3: No, you won't. ![]() *PB lands in the middle of a pack of Mountain Wolves* Wolves: Grr... PB: Aww, crap. *Cue screaming* *Back at hotel* X-3: Well, it looks like he didn't have a GHOST of a chance at winning! Chunky: You're not funny. X-3: Aww...wait, how'd you come back? Chunky: Magic. X-3: Okay. *Cue credit reel* Chunky: ...We're only on the 3rd page. Director: Oh yeah...Sorry 'bout that. Chunky: ...Right. |
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| | #51 |
| Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a pizza box under the Brooklyn Bridge Gender: Posts: 1,495 Thanks: 7 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts | *Mario and Sonic see Lilac, Bass, Treble, Zero, etc* Mario: Hey guys! Lilac: Hey Mario! Hey Sonic! Sonic: Yo. Bass: How are you guys doing? Sonic: We're doing pretty well. Mario: How are you guys doing? Lilac: We're doing well. Except for Tess setting that restaurant on fire. Tess: The food tasted like crap! I had to burn it to the ground! Mario: O.......K. So, where's VGA? VGA: Hi guys! Mario: Hey VGA! Sonic: Yeah! Now it's a party! How have you been VGA? VGA: I've been pretty good. *Suddenly, a beam almost hits Sonic* Sonic: What the hell was that?! *Bowser and Dr. Eggman burst out of the roof* Bowser and Dr. Eggman: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! Now that we have the P.L.O.T Device, there's no way you can stop us! |
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| | #52 |
| Senior Member | X-3: Oh, for the love of god... *X-3 charges at Eggman and Bowser* Eggman: Oh, no! I'm not about to be beaten by another hedg- *X-3 grabs Eggman behind and...* Eggman: *Dead* Bowser: Holy crap! X-3: You're next. Bowser: Screw this! *Throws P.L.O.T device at X-3 and runs* Everyone: :0 X-3: Now, let's hide this device before something REALLY bad happens. *Thumb accidentally presses down on random button* Everyone: Oh-no! *Uranus explodes* Sonic: Woah. Mario: The Uranus planet, it-a blew up! X-3: Whoops. *Throws P.L.O.T device in attic* Chunky: Well, at least everyone will stop stealing it... |
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| | #53 |
| Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts | *POlicemen burst down the door* PM: Freeze! We are here to confiscate the P.L.O.T Device and Arrest Tess for burning a restauraunt! Chunky: There's such thing as opening and closing the door.... Tess: :O *jumps into Bass's arms* Bass: |D Omega Lilac Z: >>; Right.... now face the power of LIGHTNING 50!! *ZAP* *Omega Lilac Z creates a Forcefield of Electricity around the Hotel* PM: I'm not dead! *Tranquilizes Lilac* Bass: NO! NOT MY LOV- I MEAN PET FERRET!!! Tess: O.O Chunky: O.O; Tazy: -sweats- Bass: Whut? *shoots PM* Tess: Good enough... |
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| | #56 |
| Senior Member | X-3: Guys, I don't th- *X-3 is handed a broom* X-3: ...Right. *Starts sweeping the floor* |
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| | #57 |
| Member | Meanwhile, in Lord Kenny's room... Lord Kenny: What the hell is going on out there? *opens door* Lord Kenny: SHUT UP! Some people are trying to watch TV! *closes door* |
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| | #58 |
| Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Colombia, with an O. Gender: Posts: 796 Thanks: 7 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post | Computer: The NC Mountain Hotel is home to a lethal parasitic species known as the VGF. Once they infect a host, they absorb genetic material, eventually killing the victim, then replicating as a copy of it. This means they can take the form of any forum member, so don't trust anyone. Dux: Got that. Computer: There's been an unknown explosion in room 421. Investigate. Room 421 is located here. (Displays hotel blueprints, showing the location of room 421.) Dux: How should I proceed if I find any hostile lifeforms? Computer: The Federation has authorized you to kill any being that attacks you. But remember, this plot is so random that you won't be able to use most of your latent abilities, so try to stay safe. Be aware that Dux: Acknowledged. I'm heading to room 421. (Logs out.) Armed with his ray gun, Dux climbs the mountain and enters the hotel. Dux: I'll have room 421, please. |
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| | #59 |
| Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a pizza box under the Brooklyn Bridge Gender: Posts: 1,495 Thanks: 7 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts | *Suddenly, Bowser comes back* Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BACK AND READY FOR MORE!!!!!!!! *Bowser takes out a Mega Mushroom and eats it, making him turn into Giga Bowser. Giga Bowser then takes out a Metal Cap and puts it on, transforming him into Metal Giga Bowser!* MGB: GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! !!!!! NOW NOT EVEN MARIO CAN STOP ME!!!!!!!!! VGA: Oh crap. I can't defeat this guy alone. You ready guys? Mario, Sonic, Lilac, Tess, etc: Ready! |
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| | #60 |
| Member | *Lord Kenny somehow removes Metal Giga Bower from the space-time continuum* Lord Kenny: Where's the swiming pool, anyway? *Lord Kenny walks around aimlessly* |
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