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tuatara · 04-29-2003, 08:26 PM

Can you give me a sprite of me? A sprite of a golden space pirate from Super Metroid. Sorry if its not a question.

imported_Fred_In_Bed is, therefore, you lose · 04-30-2003, 05:55 AM

How could we have forgot the tent, food, water, and heat, when we brought all this Nesquick?

blakyoshi7 · 04-30-2003, 01:06 PM

Introbulus · 05-01-2003, 10:38 AM

shish-ka-bob · 05-01-2003, 04:21 PM

If Febreeze and Duct Tape cannot fix sonething, why did we even try in the first place?

Kool_Kid_Joe · 05-01-2003, 05:46 PM

Where is the Evil-Meat dude?

Sarcasm will work for pants · 05-02-2003, 06:12 PM

Q)Let's see,3548736230 flying bananas plus 111111111 million fire flowers times pi equals...Wait!I forgot to carry the one to the other side of the room!
A)Please state your thing in the form of a question.

Q)Fishpaste!!!!!Can you help me???Please?!??!?!?!?
A)*shoots blakyoshi7*I don't know about him,but that sure helped me.

Q)Can you give me a sprite of me?
A)No,I'm too lazy.

Q)How could we have forgot the tent,food,water and heat,when we brought all this Nesquick?
A)I don't know,but my guess is that Nesquick rots the brain.

Q)

?
A) [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

Q)

?
A)

.

Q)If Febreeze and Duct Tape cannot fix something,why did we even try in the first place?
A)I don't know.Now let's try orange juice and moth balls!

Q)Where is the Evil-Meat dude?
A)At the Evil-Meat place.Where else?

Yoshimaster007 · 05-02-2003, 06:36 PM

Why is VGF?

Where is the salmon Shane says not to eat?

What happened to the dodo?

Why are you sarcastic?

imported_Fred_In_Bed is, therefore, you lose · 05-02-2003, 08:01 PM

imported_Fred_In_Bed is, therefore, you lose · 05-02-2003, 10:02 PM

Why do you lose?

Sarcasm will work for pants · 05-03-2003, 10:08 AM

Q)Why is VGF?
A)VGF?Very Good Farts?

Q)Where is the salmon Shane says not to eat?
A)Behind you.No,I'm serious.And it has a knife.

Q)What happened to the dodo?
A)You should know,you dodo.

Q)Why are you sarcastic?
A)I'm not.Sarcasm is just a cool name.

Q)eh?
A)he.

Q)Why do you lose?
A)Because I'm terrible at pineapple soccer.

Introbulus · 05-03-2003, 03:28 PM

Does the Earth really revolve around the Sun?

A tiger in Africa?

What does 2+2 equal?

How did we all die at the same time?

Can I have my hat back?

blakyoshi7 · 05-03-2003, 10:11 PM

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Sarcasm will work for pants · 05-04-2003, 11:04 AM

Q)Does the Earth really revolve around the sun?
A)Yes.Now leave me be.

Q)A tiger in Africa?
A)I said,LEAVE ME BE!!!

Q)What does 2+2 equal?
A)4.Now LEAVE ME BEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Q)How did we all die at the same time?
A)Your dead?Good.

Q)Can I have my hat back?
A)NO!NOW SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME BE!!!PLEASE!!!

Q)(insert random gibberish here)?
A)*kills himself*

imported_Fred_In_Bed is, therefore, you lose · 05-04-2003, 11:33 AM

Will kids ever stop saying the darndest things?

blakyoshi7 · 05-04-2003, 11:57 AM

Why does 3947378328 times 77494239674 equal 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111?

WillTheExtraGuy · 05-04-2003, 02:19 PM

1. Hamtaro just conquered the world and told me to get him a military uniform. Should I get a red uniform or a blue one covered in piss?

2. If Lupus became gay and asked to have *** with you, Hamtaro was ruler of the world, and Homer Simpson quit drinking, what would you do?

3. I like pie.

4. I like pie again.

5. I like pie again again.

[ May 12, 2003, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: Sir Fusion the Enforcer ]

Introbulus · 05-04-2003, 09:23 PM

^OOC: Fusion, you've asked too many questions. There are preset limits to the number of questions you can ask. Go back to the first page of this topic and try again.

Why do you have my hat anyway?

Red fish, or blue fish?

Do you like my hat?

Are you a doctor?

Give me my hat back, OR ELSE?

blakyoshi7 · 05-05-2003, 02:38 PM

Why is there soup in my fly?

04-29-2003, 08:26 PM	#41
tuatara Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,963.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,463.50 Donate	Can you give me a sprite of me? A sprite of a golden space pirate from Super Metroid. Sorry if its not a question.

04-30-2003, 05:55 AM	#42
imported_Fred_In_Bed is, therefore, you lose Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,263 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 23.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23.00 Donate	How could we have forgot the tent, food, water, and heat, when we brought all this Nesquick?

04-30-2003, 01:06 PM	#43
blakyoshi7 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Black Yoshi Herd #001 Posts: 445 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 739.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,239.00 Donate	?

05-01-2003, 10:38 AM	#44
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 4,786.70 Bank: 1,217.40 Total Points: 6,004.10 Donate	?

05-01-2003, 04:21 PM	#45
shish-ka-bob Newbie Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: I\'m not saying Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 664.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,164.00 Donate	If Febreeze and Duct Tape cannot fix sonething, why did we even try in the first place?

05-01-2003, 05:46 PM	#46
Kool_Kid_Joe Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Where the orange, lemon, and lime are! Posts: 217 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,021.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,521.00 Donate	Where is the Evil-Meat dude?

05-02-2003, 06:12 PM	#47
Sarcasm will work for pants Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: I\'m not exactly sure,to tell the truth... Posts: 814 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 372.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 372.00 Donate	Q)Let's see,3548736230 flying bananas plus 111111111 million fire flowers times pi equals...Wait!I forgot to carry the one to the other side of the room! A)Please state your thing in the form of a question. Q)Fishpaste!!!!!Can you help me???Please?!??!?!?!? A)shoots blakyoshi7I don't know about him,but that sure helped me. Q)Can you give me a sprite of me? A)No,I'm too lazy. Q)How could we have forgot the tent,food,water and heat,when we brought all this Nesquick? A)I don't know,but my guess is that Nesquick rots the brain. Q) ? A) [img]tongue.gif[/img] . Q) ? A) . Q)If Febreeze and Duct Tape cannot fix something,why did we even try in the first place? A)I don't know.Now let's try orange juice and moth balls! Q)Where is the Evil-Meat dude? A)At the Evil-Meat place.Where else?

05-02-2003, 06:36 PM	#48
Yoshimaster007 Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: At the center of the Earth... on natural magnets. Posts: 2,130 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,207.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,707.00 Donate	Why is VGF? Where is the salmon Shane says not to eat? What happened to the dodo? Why are you sarcastic?

05-02-2003, 08:01 PM	#49
imported_Fred_In_Bed is, therefore, you lose Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,263 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 23.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23.00 Donate	eh?

05-02-2003, 10:02 PM	#50
imported_Fred_In_Bed is, therefore, you lose Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,263 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 23.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23.00 Donate	Why do you lose?

05-03-2003, 10:08 AM	#51
Sarcasm will work for pants Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: I\'m not exactly sure,to tell the truth... Posts: 814 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 372.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 372.00 Donate	Q)Why is VGF? A)VGF?Very Good Farts? Q)Where is the salmon Shane says not to eat? A)Behind you.No,I'm serious.And it has a knife. Q)What happened to the dodo? A)You should know,you dodo. Q)Why are you sarcastic? A)I'm not.Sarcasm is just a cool name. Q)eh? A)he. Q)Why do you lose? A)Because I'm terrible at pineapple soccer.

05-03-2003, 03:28 PM	#52
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 4,786.70 Bank: 1,217.40 Total Points: 6,004.10 Donate	Does the Earth really revolve around the Sun? A tiger in Africa? What does 2+2 equal? How did we all die at the same time? Can I have my hat back?

05-03-2003, 10:11 PM	#53
blakyoshi7 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Black Yoshi Herd #001 Posts: 445 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 739.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,239.00 Donate	lsdnlchkmdwcj;oisnk fdw;jdsajkdq sdkjic clkjdscsal?

05-04-2003, 11:04 AM	#54
Sarcasm will work for pants Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: I\'m not exactly sure,to tell the truth... Posts: 814 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 372.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 372.00 Donate	Q)Does the Earth really revolve around the sun? A)Yes.Now leave me be. Q)A tiger in Africa? A)I said,LEAVE ME BE!!! Q)What does 2+2 equal? A)4.Now LEAVE ME BEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Q)How did we all die at the same time? A)Your dead?Good. Q)Can I have my hat back? A)NO!NOW SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME BE!!!PLEASE!!! Q)(insert random gibberish here)? A)kills himself

05-04-2003, 11:33 AM	#55
imported_Fred_In_Bed is, therefore, you lose Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,263 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 23.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23.00 Donate	Will kids ever stop saying the darndest things?

05-04-2003, 11:57 AM	#56
blakyoshi7 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Black Yoshi Herd #001 Posts: 445 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 739.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,239.00 Donate	Why does 3947378328 times 77494239674 equal 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111?

05-04-2003, 02:19 PM	#57
WillTheExtraGuy Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In my underground palace in Imperial City!!! Posts: 1,006 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,009.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,509.00 Donate	1. Hamtaro just conquered the world and told me to get him a military uniform. Should I get a red uniform or a blue one covered in piss? 2. If Lupus became gay and asked to have *** with you, Hamtaro was ruler of the world, and Homer Simpson quit drinking, what would you do? 3. I like pie. 4. I like pie again. 5. I like pie again again. [ May 12, 2003, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: Sir Fusion the Enforcer ]

05-04-2003, 09:23 PM	#58
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 4,786.70 Bank: 1,217.40 Total Points: 6,004.10 Donate	^OOC: Fusion, you've asked too many questions. There are preset limits to the number of questions you can ask. Go back to the first page of this topic and try again. Why do you have my hat anyway? Red fish, or blue fish? Do you like my hat? Are you a doctor? Give me my hat back, OR ELSE?

05-05-2003, 02:38 PM	#59
blakyoshi7 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Black Yoshi Herd #001 Posts: 445 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 739.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,239.00 Donate	Why is there soup in my fly?