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 08-08-2003, 03:09 PM | #1 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 495 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts |  This is my 3rd (and hopefully best) Torture Mario CYOA type thing where I give choices at the end, and when someone picks one, I continue the story of of there and so on.. -- Mario was sick of El Paste and went to the new pasta shop, Pasta Shoppe. As he was walking down the street a strange figure, yet again, loomed out and revealed themselves. Mario: Oh no you're.. A)Jay Resop B)Tim Allen C)A hobo D)A hobo with a sandwich [ August 08, 2003, 03:11 PM: Message edited by: Ph4t t3h Pimp3d3 ] |
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| 08-08-2003, 03:24 PM | #3 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 495 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Mario:JAY RESOP! Jay Resop:Sheesh..how many of these "Torture Mario" topics can I appear in...um...boo? Mario:NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Mario ran around screaming his head off like a little girl when Jay ran into a wall and fell unconcious. Fred Durst: MARIO! MY MINION SHALL DEFEAT YOU! Mario: Never!..who is he? Fred Durst: Come out....CATS! Cats: All your base are belong to us. Mario: GOD NO! Mario then decided he had to.. A)Dance the Moses! B)Fight Cats C)Fight Fred Durst D)Run around screaming |
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| 08-08-2003, 03:37 PM | #6 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 495 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Mario: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *10 irritating long hours later..* Cats:STOP THE HORROR! Mario:AHHHH *takes a breathe* AHHHH! Cats:That's it I shall use my secret SUPAR L33T WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT DOES STUFF, which really is a.. A)Transforming ray B)SUPAR L33T WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT DOES STUFF C)Pictures of monkeys dancing D)WARIO IN A BALLERINA SUIT! |
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| 08-08-2003, 03:56 PM | #9 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 495 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Cats:WARIO IN A BALLERINA SUIT! Mario:OH MY GOD! *Mario died of scared-yness and was in heaven again.* Mario:Hey God.. God  AMN--er, DARN IT MARIO! THE SECOND TIME! THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! GOTO MOSES AGAIN!*Mario ran off to Moses to ask what he had to do, again, to get back to earth. Since he already had did the Moses, he had to do sometyhing else.* Moses: Since you are my freind, you will have to.. A)Eat really bad eggs that are from like 65 years ago B)Fight a Canadian named Fred C)Out dance a construction worker D)Build Rome in a day |
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| 08-08-2003, 05:25 PM | #11 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 495 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Moses:You must fight a Canadian named Fred! Mario:That doesn't sound so.. Moses:HE HAS 10 BELTS IN BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YOU FU! Mario:Ohnos! *The battle waged out for a while..* Fred:That's it..now it's time to.. A)Say "Eh?" alot B)For me to lose C)BARK LIKE A COW D)Do something |
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| 08-08-2003, 06:11 PM | #13 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 495 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Fred: Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Mario:GAH! STOP! *10 hours of Eh? later..* Moses:Good job now go back to earth! *Mario arrives at earth at his house to find..* A)Jay resop eating a tree B)A new Sims Expansion pack involving cheese C)A mexican goat D)Your mom |
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| 08-08-2003, 06:51 PM | #15 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 495 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Mario:A MEXICAN GOAT!? Goat:I'll KICK YO FAT ASS! *The fight lasts for about 5 seconds since the goat died for some odd reason* *Mario went inside to watch TV* News Man:THIS JUST IN! A MAN HAS STOLEN FRENCH PANTS! KEEP LOOKOUT FOR.. A)Myself B)Jay Resop C)A three toed sloth named Jimmy D)French Stewart |
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| 08-08-2003, 07:25 PM | #17 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 495 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | News Dude:MYSELF! Mario:YOURSELF? Tim Allen:YOURSELF? News Dude:MYSELF! *Mario got out his trusty pasta bomb and locked all the doors and windows and waited..* *There was a knock at teh door..* Mario:Who's there?! ???:It's.. A)THE NEWS DUDE X)French Steward 7)Luigi 95)Bowser |
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| 08-08-2003, 11:02 PM | #19 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 495 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Boswer:BOWSER! Mario:Oh come in! Bowser:8to himself* moron.. *Bowser comes in and captures Mario..again.* Mario:YOU FEINDISHN TYPE PERSON! Bowser:HA! NOW I SHALL TORTURE YOU BY.. A)MAKING YOU WATCH ME IN A BALLERINA SUIT B)Jay Resop's Comedy Hour on VHS AND DVD! C)Richard Simmon's WORK YO ABS video D)Wario marrying Peach |
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