The Neglected Camping trip (Party) - Page 3

Pentagon · 09-06-2003, 05:41 PM

Zak: *Rolls up in a camper* Sorry I'm late. I had to find some bug spray during the last-minute-camping-trip-sale.

Ed the Spamyard · 09-06-2003, 06:04 PM

*Ignores all the insanity and Replaces Douglas'es supply of bug spray with extra juicy meat tenderizer*

Ed: heheh..

*several hours later Douglas is covered in bandages*

Doug: I... got.. attacked... BY 10 FOOT MUTANT NUCLEAR TICKS!! WHILE ON THE TOILET!! [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img]

09-06-2003, 06:09 PM

Douglas: Curaga! *Heals 3/4 of his HP*

Ed: Hee hee...Neat trick I played on ya. *Nuclear Mosquitoes start circling ahead* Uh oh, I need some bug spray...*Takes Gamechamp's bug spray and accidentially sprays himself with pink silly string* DUMMIT!!! *Gets attacked by the Nuclear mosquitoes*

Douglas: OH NO!! *Gets attacked by the nuclear mosquitoes*

tuatara · 09-06-2003, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrakMaerio:
Phat the Pimpede walked towards King Bannete, one of the campers and an ex-Black Sun member. Phat holds his gun up to King Bannete's head and fires a single shot into his forehead. King Bannete flew backwards into his tent with blood dripping down his body. The zombies he let out earlier ran up to him and feasted on his body parts.

*comes back to life* Hahahahahahahahahahano. You can't kill me.

*Commands the ReDeads to suck life from him to turn him old*

Phat: Why..you little... whippersnapper..

King Banette:Ha fu gashua.... Kadoom!

*King Banette shoots out a very totally powerful hyperbeam which blasts Phat into atoms*

King Banette: Nobody can kill me. I'm dead.

DrakMaerio · 09-06-2003, 06:41 PM

WOAH. YOU ARE SO POWERFUL. YOUR CHEAPNESS IS AMAZING

tuatara · 09-06-2003, 06:43 PM

AND YOUR SHOWOFFNESS IS EH AMAZINGEH. Man stop making me getting killed.

DrakMaerio · 09-06-2003, 06:44 PM

OMG U R TEH KLEVER LOLOLOL

tuatara · 09-06-2003, 06:46 PM

*Ignores Phat*

KB: Hah. No.. I'm going to eat mosqu- I mean eat Grumpig skins. Hey I'm a meateater.

[ September 06, 2003, 06:46 PM: Message edited by: King Banette ]

09-06-2003, 09:14 PM

Douglas: Marq! Where's the fishing pole?

Marq: It's on the roof.

Douglas: What the heck is it doing up there?

Marq: We threw it at the nuclear mosquitoes and it landed up there.

Douglas: Ay-yi-yi!

Lemonjello · 09-07-2003, 01:16 AM

"Hahaha, your little NC Party defender hero is gnoig to take me out in the Gunjin. Well, I'll be seeing the rest of you later, then. Have fun, because when I get back this island will be engulfed in flames you shall be as ashes floating in the wind," and with those words, ********** faded into the trees. The campers were safe, but for only a short time.

Red mage · 09-07-2003, 02:07 AM

*Ignoring LJ's post completley*

Me: Hey, who stole all of my Chocolate?!

Ed: I think Gamechamp stole them for his s'mores.

imported_Jonathan Resop · 09-07-2003, 02:16 AM

Everyone, stop being retarded. Thanks.-jay

imported_jigglypuffer · 09-07-2003, 08:37 AM

jpfr: This is the worst, everybody´s fighting and I´m being attacked by atomic ants. What should I do?

09-07-2003, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by You Dirty PV=nRT:
Everyone, stop being retarded. Thanks.-jay

[img]graemlins/clap.gif[/img]

jpfr: Dang, Itchy Island is just a war zone.

Marq: Hey, what's a Jigglypuff doing here?

jpfr: It's jigglypuffer.

Marq: Jigglypuffer?

jpfr: No, no capital J.

Marq: jigglypuffer?

jpfr: That's it.

[ September 07, 2003, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: Douglas of the 7 winds ]

imported_jigglypuffer · 09-07-2003, 02:58 PM

^I like that.

jpfr: I´m a pokémoner.

Marq: Pokémoner?

jpfr: No, lowercase P.

Marq: You´re wierd.

jpfr: Thank you, we are very few of our kind, only 386, and despite what you may think, we´re a humans.

Marq: Human? This is the wierdest thing I´ve ever seen.

jpfr: You should meet some others of us, like snorlaxer, he gets killed all the time, but he´s always revived. Or sandshrewer, he´s so funny.

Marq: Get me out of here!

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 09-07-2003, 05:30 PM

*Brings a bus sized RV*

Chunky:They didn't have anymore tents.

jpfr: Awwwww, no fair

Marq: Yeah, we got a junky one...

*Chunky pulls a bug spray can the size of the Empire State Building out of his backpack*

jpfr: How'd that fit in there?

Chunky: Physics don't apply to me.

jpfr: Really?

Chunky: Yeah.

....

Chunky: THERE IS NO SPOON!! *Runs into RV and drags the Bug Spray Can the Size of the Empire State Building, or the BSCtSotESB, into the RV*

imported_jigglypuffer · 09-07-2003, 05:47 PM

jpfr: One question, how are you supposed to reach the spray button?

Chunky: I´ve built a jetpack into my backpack.

jpfr: Really? And how is the spray supposed to reach the mosquitoes from that hieght?

Chunky: The spray comes out at the bottom.

Marq: Let me see!

Chunky starts using the jetpack to get up and press. Gas flow out.

jpfr (in the middle of the gas): Oh wasn´t this nice of it? *faints*

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 09-07-2003, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jigglypuffer:
jpfr: One question, how are you supposed to reach the spray button?

Chunky: I´ve built a jetpack into my backpack.

jpfr: Really? And how is the spray supposed to reach the mosquitoes from that hieght?

Chunky: The spray comes out at the bottom.

Marq: Let me see!

Chunky starts using the jetpack to get up and press. Gas flow out.

jpfr (in the middle of the gas): Oh wasn´t this nice of it? *faints*

[img]graemlins/rotfl.gif[/img]

Chunky: Ooops. *Pulls out the Anti-Bug Spray Can the Size of the Empire State Building, or the ABSCtSotESB for short, out and sprays it, causing the bug spray to dissipate*

jpfr: Thanks.

Chunky: Nop prob. Now who wants to play SSBM!?!? I brought my Games ya know.

09-07-2003, 06:37 PM

Marq:...pokemoners?

*Suddenley, mewtwoer shows up*

mewtwoer: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Cara: OOOOHH NOOOO!!!!

Marq: AAAH!!! NOT mEWTEWOWER!!!

jpf: ...what the hell?

Chunky: The hell are you talking aboot?

Daklon: Wait, isn't he in the teeth kick zone or whatever?

jpf: WHAAT?

Marq: While Cara and I were on or incredibly strange misadventures, we ran into mewtwoer and we had to fight him.

Daklon: And we all kicked him right into the teeth-kick zone!

mewtwoer: SILENCE!! I AM HERE FOR REVENGE!!

jpf: Um, we outnumber you now!

mewtwoer: Oh yeah? i have a secret weapon! *Takes out a boom box and turns it on*

chunky: ...What the...?

*Music starts playing*

Marq: Oh no! It's Celine Dion!!

jpf: AAAAHHH NOOO! TURN OFF THE MUSIC!!

Daklon: Make it stop!! turn off the music!! *Faints*

*Cara just stands there as still as a statue*

jpf: RUUN!!!

Chunky: But what about Cara?

Marq: Don't worry about her! She can handle this kind of music! She's a girl! *Cara faints* Oops, I guess not. *faints*

jpf: No...the music...too bad...*faints*

Chunky: you...idiot...*Faints

Red mage · 09-07-2003, 11:26 PM

^Death by CELINE DION?! [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rotfl.gif[/img]

Me: HOW DARE YOU MEWTWOER?!

mewtwoer: It's mewtwoer with a lowercase m.

Me: Whatever. HOW DARE YOU KILL THEM?!

mewtwoer: Don't worry, they just fainted. Too much bad music.

Me: WELL MAYBE THIS WILL FIX YOU UP!

:I take out a boombox, and turn it on:

mewtwoer: What?

:The music plays:

mewtwoer: OH NO!!! IT'S 'NSYNC!!!! NOOOOO!!!!

Me: And Lance Bass has a solo right now!!

mewtwoer: NOOOOOO!!!! NOT SATAN REINCARNATED!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!

Me: um, you okay?

:mewtwoer falls down in a coma:

Me: OH NO I KILLED mEWTWOER!! AAAAH!!!

:I shut of the music:

09-06-2003, 05:41 PM	#41
Pentagon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: 1313 dead end drive Posts: 2,682 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,201.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,701.00 Donate	Zak: Rolls up in a camper Sorry I'm late. I had to find some bug spray during the last-minute-camping-trip-sale.

09-06-2003, 06:04 PM	#42
Ed the Spamyard Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Behind you with a knife... stab Posts: 1,897 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 955.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,455.00 Donate	Ignores all the insanity and Replaces Douglas'es supply of bug spray with extra juicy meat tenderizer Ed: heheh.. several hours later Douglas is covered in bandages Doug: I... got.. attacked... BY 10 FOOT MUTANT NUCLEAR TICKS!! WHILE ON THE TOILET!! [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img]

09-06-2003, 06:09 PM	#43
Sim Kid Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Douglas: Curaga! Heals 3/4 of his HP Ed: Hee hee...Neat trick I played on ya. Nuclear Mosquitoes start circling ahead Uh oh, I need some bug spray...Takes Gamechamp's bug spray and accidentially sprays himself with pink silly string DUMMIT!!! Gets attacked by the Nuclear mosquitoes Douglas: OH NO!! Gets attacked by the nuclear mosquitoes

09-06-2003, 06:41 PM	#45
DrakMaerio We don't need no stink'n peaches. Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Ted Turner\'s House of Imported Deoderant Posts: 685 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 906.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,406.00 Donate	WOAH. YOU ARE SO POWERFUL. YOUR CHEAPNESS IS AMAZING

09-06-2003, 06:43 PM	#46
tuatara Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,332.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,832.50 Donate	AND YOUR SHOWOFFNESS IS EH AMAZINGEH. Man stop making me getting killed.

09-06-2003, 06:44 PM	#47
DrakMaerio We don't need no stink'n peaches. Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Ted Turner\'s House of Imported Deoderant Posts: 685 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 906.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,406.00 Donate	OMG U R TEH KLEVER LOLOLOL

09-06-2003, 06:46 PM	#48
tuatara Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,332.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,832.50 Donate	Ignores Phat KB: Hah. No.. I'm going to eat mosqu- I mean eat Grumpig skins. Hey I'm a meateater. [ September 06, 2003, 06:46 PM: Message edited by: King Banette ]

09-06-2003, 09:14 PM	#49
Sim Kid Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Douglas: Marq! Where's the fishing pole? Marq: It's on the roof. Douglas: What the heck is it doing up there? Marq: We threw it at the nuclear mosquitoes and it landed up there. Douglas: Ay-yi-yi!

09-07-2003, 01:16 AM	#50
Lemonjello Used to be cool. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mother Russia Posts: 313 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,057.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,557.00 Donate	"Hahaha, your little NC Party defender hero is gnoig to take me out in the Gunjin. Well, I'll be seeing the rest of you later, then. Have fun, because when I get back this island will be engulfed in flames you shall be as ashes floating in the wind," and with those words, ********** faded into the trees. The campers were safe, but for only a short time.

09-07-2003, 02:07 AM	#51
Red mage Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: El Dorado Posts: 574 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 808.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,308.00 Donate	Ignoring LJ's post completley Me: Hey, who stole all of my Chocolate?! Ed: I think Gamechamp stole them for his s'mores.

09-07-2003, 02:16 AM	#52
imported_Jonathan Resop Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,401.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,401.00 Donate	Everyone, stop being retarded. Thanks.-jay

09-07-2003, 08:37 AM	#53
imported_jigglypuffer Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,226 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 131.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 131.00 Donate	jpfr: This is the worst, everybody´s fighting and I´m being attacked by atomic ants. What should I do?

09-07-2003, 02:58 PM	#55
imported_jigglypuffer Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,226 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 131.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 131.00 Donate	^I like that. jpfr: I´m a pokémoner. Marq: Pokémoner? jpfr: No, lowercase P. Marq: You´re wierd. jpfr: Thank you, we are very few of our kind, only 386, and despite what you may think, we´re a humans. Marq: Human? This is the wierdest thing I´ve ever seen. jpfr: You should meet some others of us, like snorlaxer, he gets killed all the time, but he´s always revived. Or sandshrewer, he´s so funny. Marq: Get me out of here!

09-07-2003, 05:30 PM	#56
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,021.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,021.00 Donate	Brings a bus sized RV Chunky:They didn't have anymore tents. jpfr: Awwwww, no fair Marq: Yeah, we got a junky one... Chunky pulls a bug spray can the size of the Empire State Building out of his backpack jpfr: How'd that fit in there? Chunky: Physics don't apply to me. jpfr: Really? Chunky: Yeah. .... Chunky: THERE IS NO SPOON!! Runs into RV and drags the Bug Spray Can the Size of the Empire State Building, or the BSCtSotESB, into the RV

09-07-2003, 05:47 PM	#57
imported_jigglypuffer Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,226 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 131.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 131.00 Donate	jpfr: One question, how are you supposed to reach the spray button? Chunky: I´ve built a jetpack into my backpack. jpfr: Really? And how is the spray supposed to reach the mosquitoes from that hieght? Chunky: The spray comes out at the bottom. Marq: Let me see! Chunky starts using the jetpack to get up and press. Gas flow out. jpfr (in the middle of the gas): Oh wasn´t this nice of it? faints

09-07-2003, 06:37 PM	#59
Sim Kid Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Marq:...pokemoners? Suddenley, mewtwoer shows up mewtwoer: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Cara: OOOOHH NOOOO!!!! Marq: AAAH!!! NOT mEWTEWOWER!!! jpf: ...what the hell? Chunky: The hell are you talking aboot? Daklon: Wait, isn't he in the teeth kick zone or whatever? jpf: WHAAT? Marq: While Cara and I were on or incredibly strange misadventures, we ran into mewtwoer and we had to fight him. Daklon: And we all kicked him right into the teeth-kick zone! mewtwoer: SILENCE!! I AM HERE FOR REVENGE!! jpf: Um, we outnumber you now! mewtwoer: Oh yeah? i have a secret weapon! Takes out a boom box and turns it on chunky: ...What the...? Music starts playing Marq: Oh no! It's Celine Dion!! jpf: AAAAHHH NOOO! TURN OFF THE MUSIC!! Daklon: Make it stop!! turn off the music!! Faints Cara just stands there as still as a statue jpf: RUUN!!! Chunky: But what about Cara? Marq: Don't worry about her! She can handle this kind of music! She's a girl! Cara faints Oops, I guess not. faints jpf: No...the music...too bad...faints Chunky: you...idiot...*Faints

09-07-2003, 11:26 PM	#60
Red mage Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: El Dorado Posts: 574 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 808.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,308.00 Donate	^Death by CELINE DION?! [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rotfl.gif[/img] Me: HOW DARE YOU MEWTWOER?! mewtwoer: It's mewtwoer with a lowercase m. Me: Whatever. HOW DARE YOU KILL THEM?! mewtwoer: Don't worry, they just fainted. Too much bad music. Me: WELL MAYBE THIS WILL FIX YOU UP! :I take out a boombox, and turn it on: mewtwoer: What? :The music plays: mewtwoer: OH NO!!! IT'S 'NSYNC!!!! NOOOOO!!!! Me: And Lance Bass has a solo right now!! mewtwoer: NOOOOOO!!!! NOT SATAN REINCARNATED!!! AAAAHHHH!!!! Me: um, you okay? :mewtwoer falls down in a coma: Me: OH NO I KILLED mEWTWOER!! AAAAH!!! :I shut of the music: