Hey, why not? VGF Toy Battling returns. - Page 3 - VGF

Breadlord Dragoshi · 08-23-2007, 06:33 PM

Dragoshi: Oh, hell. This guy? Eugh. Anyways...I put Luigi in Standby and have Wario dash his hopes of winning If you get my drift.

*After that, HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE pun, Wario assaults Andy with another Wario Dash.*

X-3 · 08-23-2007, 06:51 PM

Luigi leaps into stand-by, as Wario dashes into Andy again. Like last time, the attack hits once, doing 50 damage and leaving Andy with 0 HP.

Andy: Pull...back...men...
Andy staggers for a bit, and then falls, motion-less.

BSkullDragoshi's Toys: 0/3
COM's toys: 1/3

The COM sends out Shantae.

Shantae-Neutral
Thirdy(I presume)
HP: 70
Ability: Dancing Fever: Every time Shantae takes damage, her attack's damage go up by 5.
Normal: Ponytail twist(45)
Super: Red Zap(70): At least one of your toys must be KO'd for Shantae to use this attack
"Let's do the Monkey Dance!"

Shantae uses Red Zap, doing 70 damage, finishing Wario off.
Wario falls off his feet and onto the ground, making the ground rumble a bit.

BSD's Toys: 1/3
COM's Toys: 1/3

Luigi jumps onto the main field, ready to go. His ability will add 10 damage to his next attack.

Your move.

Breadlord Dragoshi · 08-23-2007, 07:06 PM

Luigi then jumps onto the field, and says his opening phrase...

Luigi: "It's-a me, Luigi! What do you mean you never heard of me!? I'LL KILL YOU!"

Dragoshi would then proceed to facepalm and laugh, while putting the super-powerful, super-EVAL Bowser into Standby.

Dragoshi: Oh, sweet, merciful hell. That poor gal is screwed either way 'gainst Weeg. Anyway, Luigi, jump 'er like a Goomba!

And, so Luigi jumps on Shantae's head, prolly' effectively knocking her arse over teakettle and giving Luigi 1000 points (Which don't matter. <_>).

X-3 · 08-23-2007, 07:24 PM

Luigi's ability-powered jump was just enough to K.O Shantae in one hit. (AKA: 70 damage)

Shantae: Must keep...dancing.
Shantae tries to dance, but instead falls on the ground, motion-less.

BSD's Toys: 1/3
COM's Toys: 2/3

COM: ERROR IN SYSTEM. SENDING OUT FINAL TOY.

The COM sends out Geno.

Geno-Light
Nintendonian
HP: 65
Ability: He's a Doll: Fire attacks do an extra 10 damage, but Earth attacks do 10 less.
Normal: Geno Beam(60)
Super: Geno Disk(--): Reduces opponent's HP to 1. Can only be used if Geno is the user's last toy.
"Call me Geno."

Geno aims at Luigi, and fires a Geno Beam at the Plumber, doing enough to K.O him(60).

Luigi: I...am...a star...

BSD's Toys: 2/3
COM's Toys: 2/3

Bowser shifts into the main field, with a corrupt smile on his face...

Breadlord Dragoshi · 08-23-2007, 07:34 PM

Bowser, creepily enough shifts onto the main field, grinning like a madman, until...

Bowser: "Graaaaaaaw!"

Dragoshi: It's time to end this. Bowser! IMMOLATE HIM!

And, lo and behold, Bowser unleashes his mighty Firebreath which consumes Geno in an inferno of power (AKA 110 damage) and ends this match.

Dragoshi: Well, that was fun.

X-3 · 08-23-2007, 07:53 PM

BSD wins!
COM: 404
Now, to calculate your points:

Total HP Walloped: 100+70+90
EXTRA HP Wallopedx2: 20+20+45x2
Chip Value used: 0
Win: 20
Final Total: 410 Points(If my math is correct)

Your current points: 510 Points(You started with 100)

I'm being kicked off the computer, so that's all for tonight.

Breadlord Dragoshi · 08-23-2007, 07:58 PM

Actually, the Final Total's 450. But, eh.

X-3 · 08-24-2007, 11:00 AM

I'll go with what you said.
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News Break!: There has been a theft at Toy Factory! A powerful, recently finished toy has been stolen by an unknown individual. The toy in question has not been revealed by the authorities, because the Toy was supposed to be completely classified. More on this story as it develops.

Breadlord Dragoshi · 08-24-2007, 12:17 PM

Dragoshi: Well, ain't that just peachy? A top secret high-caliber toy that was stolen. Eugh. Makes me wonder about some things...*Sigh* Anyway, maybe I should check out that shop that was having that Luigi sale.

And, as such Dragoshi heads on over to Tom's Toy and Chip Shop, as he is interested on what Luigi-related...Stuff they have for sale.

SephirothKirby · 08-24-2007, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Err, I was thinking of the usual trio(ex: birds, dogs, regis), but I'llaccept that answer.

Well, if it was the 3 other than the usual trio, than he was still wrong.

Quote:

Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina

Creator of Time; Dialga
Creator of Space; Palkia
Creator of, uh, Everything? [God Pokemon]: Arceus.

Gratina is just some random ghost dragon. He has no real role. Though, it's a little late now.

Also, I give up. I am not a Metroid fan, and Google is apparently not a fan of me, so I do not know the answer.

X-3 · 08-24-2007, 04:53 PM

Alright, the answer was the Varia Suit. Which toy shall you start with?
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They created time and space? I thought they just ruled it. Nontheless, I'll be a bit more strict about answers next time. (Though, it could be argued that since Giratina is a ___/Dragon type like the other two, he could considered for a third version. doesn't he have jewels in his wings or something?)
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BSD: You walk into the store, and you glance around. A large banner reads, "THIS WEEK ONLY: LUIGI SALE!". The clerk behind the desk is looking at you, waiting for you to make a purchase.

Clerk: Welcome to Tom's Toy and Chip shop, so much better than Jerry's! *Glares at other store outside* What would you like?

Toys:
8-Bit Luigi: 60
Baby Luigi: 30
Normal Luigi: 90
Luigi 64: 120
Pink Luigi: 160
Mama Luigi: 190
Grab Bag(3 of them, totally random): 300

Chips:

Luigi's Cart: 70
Green Fire: 90
Poltergust 3000: 100
Gameboy Horror: 150
Chip Grab Bag(2 random chips): 250

Breadlord Dragoshi · 08-24-2007, 05:34 PM

Dragoshi looks at the array of stuff for sale and then decides to buy Luigi 64, the Poltergust 3000, and the Gameboy Horror, paying up 370 points for them.

X-3 · 08-24-2007, 06:32 PM

Before you buy, you can choose whether you want the things you buy.

Luigi 64-Neutral
Nintendonian
HP: 60
Ability: Out-dated Graphics: All toys without a "64" in their name will take 10 damage each turn.
Normal: Sports Games Barrage(10-60): Attack depends on dice roll.
Super: Dice Smash(100): Can only use move after using L64's normal attack once. Can only be used once a battle.
"L64 is real"

Poltergust 3000: If equipped to a Luigi toy of some kind, the opponents cannot attack the same turn, and all ghosts take 20 extra damage.

Gameboy Horror: May do one of two several effects: Reuse a already-used chip, or have a bunch of ghosts attack everyone on the field for 20 damage.

Do you wish to go through with the purchase?
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News Break: The authorities have given some info on the stolen toy. Apparently, it is a Yoshi toy of some kind. That is all we know as of now. More on this story as it develops.

Breadlord Dragoshi · 08-24-2007, 07:01 PM

Yea. Actually, I think I will go through with it.

X-3 · 08-24-2007, 08:21 PM

Alright. You obtained the Luigi 64 toy and the Poltergust 3000 and Gameboy Horror chips!

Tazy_10 · 08-24-2007, 09:34 PM

Tazy is actually sleeping on his desk waiting for someone to come

SephirothKirby · 08-25-2007, 03:10 PM

I start with Midna, and, uh, use Death Smash?

(I suppose I should more or less role-play, right?)

X-3 · 08-25-2007, 08:13 PM

You send out Midna, and the COM sends out...Seviper.

Seviper-Dark
Pokemon
HP: 65
Ability: Shed Skin: Seviper has a good chance of healing from a status condition.
Normal: Bite(60)
Super: Threatened Bite(100): Can only be used after Seviper is attacked. Will poison target.
"Seviper!"

COM: I WILL NOT REPEAT MY ERROR.
SK: ...right...

Seviper lashes out and bites Midna, doing (60) and leaving her with 5 HP.

Midna's "hair" turns into a large arm that smashes into Seviper's body, doing (100), more than enough to K.O it.

SK's toys: 0/3
COM's toys: 1/3

The COM sends out Bass.

Bass-Dark
Thirdy
HP: 70
Ability: Weapon Get: Steals an opponent's super move after Bass K.Oes it.
Normal: Rapid-Fire Blast(25x1-4)
Super: Stolen Weapon(??): Extra-effect depends on move stolen.

Bass aims his gun at a weakened Midna, and fires twice, doing (50), enough to K.O Midna.

SK's toys: 1/3
COM's toys: 1/3

Suddenly, Bass's right arm transforms into a large, glowing arm. He's stolen Midna's Death Smash!

Which toy will you use next?

And yes, you can RP, if you feel like it.

Tazy_10 · 08-25-2007, 09:33 PM

*Tazy awakens....And starts working on something*

(Whistles)

SephirothKirby · 08-27-2007, 07:16 PM

"Uh..."

SephirothKirby glanced at Bass, a weapon of destruction, and then back at his own Midna as it lay there, motionless.

"****"

He then looked at his remaining five. He could only send out two more, as he pondered which would be the best choice.

He sobbed, as he realized the super attack of Midna is so broken, no matter which toy he sends out it will be demolished by one hit.

"But wait, I may finish him with a sacrifice!"

I send out Vaati.

He uses Tornado.

08-24-2007, 04:53 PM	#51
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,022 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,693.76 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,693.76 Donate	Alright, the answer was the Varia Suit. Which toy shall you start with? ---- They created time and space? I thought they just ruled it. Nontheless, I'll be a bit more strict about answers next time. (Though, it could be argued that since Giratina is a ___/Dragon type like the other two, he could considered for a third version. doesn't he have jewels in his wings or something?) ---- BSD: You walk into the store, and you glance around. A large banner reads, "THIS WEEK ONLY: LUIGI SALE!". The clerk behind the desk is looking at you, waiting for you to make a purchase. Clerk: Welcome to Tom's Toy and Chip shop, so much better than Jerry's! Glares at other store outside What would you like? Toys: 8-Bit Luigi: 60 Baby Luigi: 30 Normal Luigi: 90 Luigi 64: 120 Pink Luigi: 160 Mama Luigi: 190 Grab Bag(3 of them, totally random): 300 Chips: Luigi's Cart: 70 Green Fire: 90 Poltergust 3000: 100 Gameboy Horror: 150 Chip Grab Bag(2 random chips): 250 Last edited by X-3; 08-24-2007 at 05:12 PM.

08-25-2007, 09:33 PM	#59
Tazy_10 Forum Host Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Tazy is a bad Mafia Player. I'm Serious. Gender: Posts: 7,545 Thanks: 154 Thanked 267 Times in 207 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 18,815.35 Bank: 26,659.01 Total Points: 45,474.35 Donate	Tazy awakens....And starts working on something (Whistles) Last edited by Tazy_10; 08-27-2007 at 03:21 PM. Reason: I don't know...

08-23-2007, 06:33 PM	#41
Breadlord Dragoshi Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres. Gender: Posts: 903 Thanks: 9 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 1,081.54 Bank: 1,535.51 Total Points: 2,617.05 Donate	Dragoshi: Oh, hell. This guy? Eugh. Anyways...I put Luigi in Standby and have Wario dash his hopes of winning If you get my drift. After that, HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE pun, Wario assaults Andy with another Wario Dash.

08-23-2007, 06:51 PM	#42
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,022 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,693.76 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,693.76 Donate	Luigi leaps into stand-by, as Wario dashes into Andy again. Like last time, the attack hits once, doing 50 damage and leaving Andy with 0 HP. Andy: Pull...back...men... Andy staggers for a bit, and then falls, motion-less. BSkullDragoshi's Toys: 0/3 COM's toys: 1/3 The COM sends out Shantae. Shantae-Neutral Thirdy(I presume) HP: 70 Ability: Dancing Fever: Every time Shantae takes damage, her attack's damage go up by 5. Normal: Ponytail twist(45) Super: Red Zap(70): At least one of your toys must be KO'd for Shantae to use this attack "Let's do the Monkey Dance!" Shantae uses Red Zap, doing 70 damage, finishing Wario off. Wario falls off his feet and onto the ground, making the ground rumble a bit. BSD's Toys: 1/3 COM's Toys: 1/3 Luigi jumps onto the main field, ready to go. His ability will add 10 damage to his next attack. Your move.

08-23-2007, 07:06 PM	#43
Breadlord Dragoshi Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres. Gender: Posts: 903 Thanks: 9 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 1,081.54 Bank: 1,535.51 Total Points: 2,617.05 Donate	Luigi then jumps onto the field, and says his opening phrase... Luigi: "It's-a me, Luigi! What do you mean you never heard of me!? I'LL KILL YOU!" Dragoshi would then proceed to facepalm and laugh, while putting the super-powerful, super-EVAL Bowser into Standby. Dragoshi: Oh, sweet, merciful hell. That poor gal is screwed either way 'gainst Weeg. Anyway, Luigi, jump 'er like a Goomba! And, so Luigi jumps on Shantae's head, prolly' effectively knocking her arse over teakettle and giving Luigi 1000 points (Which don't matter. <_>).

08-23-2007, 07:24 PM	#44
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,022 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,693.76 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,693.76 Donate	Luigi's ability-powered jump was just enough to K.O Shantae in one hit. (AKA: 70 damage) Shantae: Must keep...dancing. Shantae tries to dance, but instead falls on the ground, motion-less. BSD's Toys: 1/3 COM's Toys: 2/3 COM: ERROR IN SYSTEM. SENDING OUT FINAL TOY. The COM sends out Geno. Geno-Light Nintendonian HP: 65 Ability: He's a Doll: Fire attacks do an extra 10 damage, but Earth attacks do 10 less. Normal: Geno Beam(60) Super: Geno Disk(--): Reduces opponent's HP to 1. Can only be used if Geno is the user's last toy. "Call me Geno." Geno aims at Luigi, and fires a Geno Beam at the Plumber, doing enough to K.O him(60). Luigi: I...am...a star... BSD's Toys: 2/3 COM's Toys: 2/3 Bowser shifts into the main field, with a corrupt smile on his face...

08-23-2007, 07:34 PM	#45
Breadlord Dragoshi Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres. Gender: Posts: 903 Thanks: 9 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 1,081.54 Bank: 1,535.51 Total Points: 2,617.05 Donate	Bowser, creepily enough shifts onto the main field, grinning like a madman, until... Bowser: *"Graaaaaaaw!"* Dragoshi: It's time to end this. Bowser! IMMOLATE HIM! And, lo and behold, Bowser unleashes his mighty Firebreath which consumes Geno in an inferno of power (AKA 110 damage) and ends this match. Dragoshi: Well, that was fun.

08-23-2007, 07:53 PM	#46
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,022 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,693.76 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,693.76 Donate	BSD wins! COM: 404 Now, to calculate your points: Total HP Walloped: 100+70+90 EXTRA HP Wallopedx2: 20+20+45x2 Chip Value used: 0 Win: 20 Final Total: 410 Points(If my math is correct) Your current points: 510 Points(You started with 100) I'm being kicked off the computer, so that's all for tonight.

08-23-2007, 07:58 PM	#47
Breadlord Dragoshi Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres. Gender: Posts: 903 Thanks: 9 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 1,081.54 Bank: 1,535.51 Total Points: 2,617.05 Donate	Actually, the Final Total's 450. But, eh.

08-24-2007, 11:00 AM	#48
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,022 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,693.76 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,693.76 Donate	I'll go with what you said. ---- News Break!: There has been a theft at Toy Factory! A powerful, recently finished toy has been stolen by an unknown individual. The toy in question has not been revealed by the authorities, because the Toy was supposed to be completely classified. More on this story as it develops.

08-24-2007, 12:17 PM	#49
Breadlord Dragoshi Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres. Gender: Posts: 903 Thanks: 9 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 1,081.54 Bank: 1,535.51 Total Points: 2,617.05 Donate	Dragoshi: Well, ain't that just peachy? A top secret high-caliber toy that was stolen. Eugh. Makes me wonder about some things...Sigh Anyway, maybe I should check out that shop that was having that Luigi sale. And, as such Dragoshi heads on over to Tom's Toy and Chip Shop, as he is interested on what Luigi-related...Stuff they have for sale.

08-24-2007, 05:34 PM	#52
Breadlord Dragoshi Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres. Gender: Posts: 903 Thanks: 9 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 1,081.54 Bank: 1,535.51 Total Points: 2,617.05 Donate	Dragoshi looks at the array of stuff for sale and then decides to buy Luigi 64, the Poltergust 3000, and the Gameboy Horror, paying up 370 points for them.

08-24-2007, 06:32 PM	#53
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,022 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,693.76 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,693.76 Donate	Before you buy, you can choose whether you want the things you buy. Luigi 64-Neutral Nintendonian HP: 60 Ability: Out-dated Graphics: All toys without a "64" in their name will take 10 damage each turn. Normal: Sports Games Barrage(10-60): Attack depends on dice roll. Super: Dice Smash(100): Can only use move after using L64's normal attack once. Can only be used once a battle. "L64 is real" Poltergust 3000: If equipped to a Luigi toy of some kind, the opponents cannot attack the same turn, and all ghosts take 20 extra damage. Gameboy Horror: May do one of two several effects: Reuse a already-used chip, or have a bunch of ghosts attack everyone on the field for 20 damage. Do you wish to go through with the purchase? ---- News Break: The authorities have given some info on the stolen toy. Apparently, it is a Yoshi toy of some kind. That is all we know as of now. More on this story as it develops.

08-24-2007, 07:01 PM	#54
Breadlord Dragoshi Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres. Gender: Posts: 903 Thanks: 9 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 1,081.54 Bank: 1,535.51 Total Points: 2,617.05 Donate	Yea. Actually, I think I will go through with it.

08-24-2007, 08:21 PM	#55
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,022 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,693.76 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,693.76 Donate	Alright. You obtained the Luigi 64 toy and the Poltergust 3000 and Gameboy Horror chips!

08-24-2007, 09:34 PM	#56
Tazy_10 Forum Host Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Tazy is a bad Mafia Player. I'm Serious. Gender: Posts: 7,545 Thanks: 154 Thanked 267 Times in 207 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 18,815.35 Bank: 26,659.01 Total Points: 45,474.35 Donate	Tazy is actually sleeping on his desk waiting for someone to come

08-25-2007, 03:10 PM	#57
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: **** YEAH SEAKING! Gender: Posts: 3,766 Thanks: 190 Thanked 251 Times in 152 Posts Points: 492.92 Bank: 91,311.33 Total Points: 91,804.25 Donate	I start with Midna, and, uh, use Death Smash? (I suppose I should more or less role-play, right?)

08-25-2007, 08:13 PM	#58
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,022 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,693.76 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,693.76 Donate	You send out Midna, and the COM sends out...Seviper. Seviper-Dark Pokemon HP: 65 Ability: Shed Skin: Seviper has a good chance of healing from a status condition. Normal: Bite(60) Super: Threatened Bite(100): Can only be used after Seviper is attacked. Will poison target. "Seviper!" COM: I WILL NOT REPEAT MY ERROR. SK: ...right... Seviper lashes out and bites Midna, doing (60) and leaving her with 5 HP. Midna's "hair" turns into a large arm that smashes into Seviper's body, doing (100), more than enough to K.O it. SK's toys: 0/3 COM's toys: 1/3 The COM sends out Bass. Bass-Dark Thirdy HP: 70 Ability: Weapon Get: Steals an opponent's super move after Bass K.Oes it. Normal: Rapid-Fire Blast(25x1-4) Super: Stolen Weapon(??): Extra-effect depends on move stolen. Bass aims his gun at a weakened Midna, and fires twice, doing (50), enough to K.O Midna. SK's toys: 1/3 COM's toys: 1/3 Suddenly, Bass's right arm transforms into a large, glowing arm. He's stolen Midna's Death Smash! Which toy will you use next? And yes, you can RP, if you feel like it.

08-27-2007, 07:16 PM	#60
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: **** YEAH SEAKING! Gender: Posts: 3,766 Thanks: 190 Thanked 251 Times in 152 Posts Points: 492.92 Bank: 91,311.33 Total Points: 91,804.25 Donate	"Uh..." SephirothKirby glanced at Bass, a weapon of destruction, and then back at his own Midna as it lay there, motionless. "**" He then looked at his remaining five. He could only send out two more, as he pondered which would be the best choice. He sobbed, as he realized the super attack of Midna is so broken, no matter which toy he sends out it will be demolished by one hit. "But wait, I may finish him with a sacrifice!" I send out Vaati. He uses Tornado.