Hey, why not? VGF Toy Battling returns.

[X-3]

Conker: Eat this, sucka!
Conker fired the bazooka at Genesis Yoshi, causing (200), clearly K.Oing the boss.

GY: CUUUUUUURSE YOUUU!
*Genesis Yoshi's arm falls off,a nd his entire body falls on the ground, motionless*
Conker: Whoops.

BSD: 2/3
GY: 1/1

You win!
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BSD: The toy is broken...
Rufus: As it should be, for now at least.
BSD: Hey, Rufus.
Rufus: Good show. That Conker toy is powerful, that's for sure.
Conker: You freaking BET I am!
BSD: Huh? Did Conker just speak...?
Rufus: Heheh, it seems you are worthy. If you start to hear your toys talking, don't freak out, it'll be natural.
Conker: I'm tired!
Wario: Why didn't you-a use me!
Bowser: I should've CREAMED that Genesis Yoshi!
Chaos 0: *Random suffling*
Mario: You've used a-Luigi more then me!
BSD: Aww, man...
Rufus: Toys, speak when you REALLY need to speak. Don't annoy him.
Conker: Sure thing, boss.
Rundas: Yes, Rufus.
BSD: ...Okay...
Rufus: Here's a reward for your victory.

BSD GOT THE MUSHROOM CHIP!

Mushroom-Heals a Nintendonian for 30 HP, and reduces damage taken by 10 for two turns.

Rufus: Use it wisely. Make sure my brother doesn't get in your head.
BSD: Okay. Wait, what!?
Rufus: Also, show your Conker toy to the manager of Tom's place...your Conker toy's arm is looking a little...black.
Conker: I'm perfectly fine! HUMANS SUCK!
Rufus: Yeah, some of GY's evil may have gone in him. The manager will fix that.
BSD: God, what a weird day.
Rufus: I'll take the Genesis Yoshi toy. *Picks up the scraps of the evil toy, then walks away*
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??: Genesis Yoshi has failed.
???: Indeed. Though, it was a lame toy, so no surprises.
????: You're just saying that because his last race was "Neglected", nerdo!
???: "Neglected" toys can kiss my butt.
??: Hmm...their arguing gives me an idea...

[Breadlord Dragoshi]

"Hoo boy. From one hovercraft full of eels to another." Dragoshi would then shake his head, and sighs. "In any case, I have a Conker that needs fixing." Dragoshi would then hightail it to Tom's.

[X-3]

Tom Guy: Welcome! Our Luigi sale just en-
BSD: I need to see the shop manager!
Tom Guy: I'm sorry, but our boss NEV-
Manager: Shut up, this is urgent business.
Tom Guy: Y-Yes sir.
Manager: C'mon back here, BSD, Rufus told me of your arrival.
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*In the back, there is a machine*
BSD: What is this?
Manager: This is the Upgrade Machine. Upgrades experienced toys. It also de-corrupts toys. That Genesis Yoshi toy would have been thrown in here, had it not been corrupted so badly...
BSD: I assume I just put Conker in here, right?
Manager: Yes. Do it now, it's half-way corrupted.
BSD: *Puts Conker in the machine*
Manger: Right. *Presses button, and the evil flies off, and forms into a little ball of black energy* Alright, he's ready to go.
BSD: Thanks, sir.
Manager: Call me Lionel. Anyway, I gotta get this to Rufus. Use this machine whenever one of your toy begins to "crack", and itll be upgraded. Same goes for toys.
BSD: Okay, Lionel.
Lionel: By the way, don't worry if a Tom or Jerry employee yells at you for shopping at the other store. They're both owned by me anyway.
BSD: Then why not just combine them into one store?
Lionel: Same question that Charles fellow asked...Basically, it's funny that way.
BSD: Charles?
Lionel: Guy who owns this island. Bro of Rufus. He's not so kind.
BSD: Right.
Lionel: Alright, later. Keep what I told you a secret.
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Tom Guy: ...So, do you want to buy something before you go?
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??: Hey, ???.
???: What?
??: ???? stole one of the toys in your army, and mutated it!
???: Into one of his crappy Neglected creations? I'll destroy hi...
??: Heh, this plot is working...

[Breadlord Dragoshi]

"Nah. Not at this moment anyway. 'Sides, i'm a little short on points at the moment, so adios." Dragoshi leaves the store and decides to go and take a well-deserved break, because dammet, he just took down an insane toy, and has learnt that toys can talk.

"Well, that break was good. Hmm...Now, where to start? Oh! I have to thank that one person who was at...That place." Drragoshi would then once again shuffle over to...The black market. *DUN NAAAAA!*

[SephirothKirby]

An axe?

(Sorry I haven't been here, it's been a busy weekend.)

Also, I have a reccommendation:

Nintendoian- Power Suit appears and crushes opponent for 100 Damage
Neglected- Pulls out a Dagger and throws it at opponent for 50 Damage
Thirdy- Chugs a beer heals self 50 Damage.
Pokémon- Does Pokémon Move Equal to his HP
None-Pulls out Bazooka and Fires for 150 Damage

I think this is more reasonable, it's powerful, but not insane. But it's still up to you.

[X-3]

Yep, you jump on an axe, strangely enough, to beat Bowser in the original SMB. Which toy and chip do you want to start with?

As for the Conker toy, his power can only be used once a battle. Toys later on will be upgraded to stronger levels, so I guess Conker's upgrades would be smaller compared to other toys.

[SephirothKirby]

Uh. Crap, I don't remember what Chips I have. I need to compile them.

I send out Link, whom uses his standard Arrow attack.

Rain them from the heavens!

[X-3]

Whoops, I meant toy and attack, but said chip. >_>

You send out Link, the COM sends out...

I-Ninja- Neutral
Race- Thirdy
Hp- 55
Ability- I-Ninja- Normal Attack increases by 30, but will attack anyone on the field.
Normal- Katana (35)
Super- Rage Stone (60): Opponent is Burned
"I NINJA!"

Link readies his bow,a nd fires on I-Ninja, doing(30+20=50) damage, leaving I-Ninja with 5 HP.

I-Ninja retaliates by using his normal Katana attack, doing(35+20=55) damage, leaving Link with 45 HP.

Your starting chips can be found on the post where I gave you your toys, and if you bought any others, you can just go back a few pages. It's been BSD that's been buying everything, though.

[SephirothKirby]

Link-Light
Race: Nintendonian
HP: 90
Ability: Courage: For every 20 damage Link takes, his normal attack goes up by 10
Normal: Bow and Arrow (30)
Super: Slice 'n' dice(40-90 damage): The closer Link is to dieing, the higher odds of him doing more damage with this attack.
"Eyaaaah!"

Why is every attack doing +20 damage? I think you read Link's ability wrong.

Also, Wouldn't INinjas attack do +30, meaning 65?

I have to go, but I use Bow and Arrow.

And I didn't bother recalculating things if they were wrong, so if Bow and Arrow doesn't kill him, please change my attack to Slice n' Dice, okay?

kthnxbi

[X-3]

It's doing +20 because of Race damages: +20 for Nintendonians against Thirdys(and vice versa), and +20 for Neglected against Pokemon(and vice versa).

Link readies his arrow and fires on I-Ninja, doing (50+20=70) damage, more then enough to K.O him. (+65 extra)

SK: 0/3
COM: 1/3

The COM sends out...

Necrid- Dark
Race-Thirdy
Ability- Ethereal Edge- If Necrid does not attack for one turn, his Normal Attack will Double
Normal- Bloodletting (30)
Super- Void Cannon (70): If opponent is not KOed, Necrid will not move for 1 Turn.
“GRRRRRR!”

Necrid uses his Void Cannon, doing (70), enough to K.O poor Link.

SK: 1/3
COM: 1/3

[Demonic Lemonade]

Um, The Luigi sale is over? NOOOO! the only reason I battled is because I wanted the Mama Luigi toy! Pleeze, 1 exception! pleeze...

Oh, I also want a 3 on 3 battle.

[X-3]

Tom Employee: Sorry, kid, you'll have to wait until another time to purchase a Mama Luigi toy.
Mama:
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COM: Alright, do you wish to battle?
The Question: How does Eevee envolve into Leafeon in Pokemon Diamond and Pearl?

[Rolls-Royce Man]

OoC: DANG!

*BSD enters the Black Market, and sees Tazy, looking at his watch, then he looks at BSD*

Tazy: AH! So, you return! Welcome to the Black Market! I'm sure you want something?

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*Serena hides behind a rock while BSD is looking*

[X-3]

(Uh, MMX should probably cost more, if it comes with the Ultimate Armor evo chip.)

[Breadlord Dragoshi]

"Well, sadly i'm not interested in your wares...Well, for today anyway. I merely came to thank you for giving me that Conker toy. It did help end that annoying Genesis Yoshi." Dragoshi would then bow in thanks, leave, and head over to the arena to get some practice in and do a 4v4 battle, be it against person or COM. >_>

[X-3]

Conker: Whoo, 'nother fight!
BSD: Can you just talk when you have to?
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The Question: In Rayman 2, how many lums do you have to collect?

Ignore this question if someone here wants to fight you.

[Breadlord Dragoshi]

Well, it depends on which version. In most versions it's 1000 lums. In the PlayStation version it's 800.

[X-3]

Yes. Which toy and attack will you start with?

[Breadlord Dragoshi]

Mario, who uses Jump

[X-3]

You send out Mario, and the COM sends out...

Fred the Spanyard-Neutral
Neglected
HP: 70
Ability: Amplify: All attack-boosting chips do double their effect to Fred, but healing chips' effects are cut in half(ex: something that heals 20 will heal only 10)
Normal: Death Ray(60)
Super: Deathly Deathray of Deathly Deathness(100): Can only be used once a battle.
"Didn't we already kill Jay Resup???"

Mario jumps on Fred, doing (50) damage and leaving him with 70 HP.

Fred uses his super, doing (100) damage, enough to K.O poor Mario.
Fred: Take that, Mario! *Laugh*

BSD: 1/4
COM: 1/4