The NC Hyrule Hotel, I guess... - VGF

LuWEEGEEman · 11-23-2007, 10:35 AM

Mama: *goes to the King of Hyrule* Hello, good sir! May I open up a hotel in Hyrule? It'll increase the # of tourists!

King: *eating nachos* If it'll get you out of my hair, yes.

Mama: But i'm not in your... oh well. *builds a hotel with magical marshm- I mean, powers* Ok, Now I wait!
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I've always wanted to run a hotel.

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-23-2007, 11:27 AM

Please, let the hotels die.

UNLESS: There is less idiocy involved and more of an actual plot.

MUSHMAN · 11-23-2007, 12:59 PM

I'm still pretty new around here, what are NC hotels about? I've seen Chunky's comic but...

LuWEEGEEman · 11-23-2007, 01:20 PM

Basicly, it's a hotel! You check into a room, and... well... do hotel stuff.

and Chunky, there will be a plot. It wont be all nonsence. there is gonna be a plot.

X-3 · 11-23-2007, 01:46 PM

Wasn't a Hyrule Hotel already done? And wasn't it complete crap, mostly thanks to me and my lack of good posting at the time?
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*Fel Orcs invade the hotel*
Mannoroth: Wassup, bitches.

That Guy · 11-23-2007, 02:09 PM

TG Walks up to "mama" and knifes him in the back and deposits the body in the furnace.

x25 pages, topic over. Go home.

MUSHMAN · 11-23-2007, 02:38 PM

Hmm... I'll take a room, preferably on the top floor, but only if you allow parties, I’ve got a few “friends.”

LuWEEGEEman · 11-23-2007, 03:24 PM

Alrighty then! Here ya go! Room 608! Have fun!

MUSHMAN · 11-23-2007, 03:37 PM

Mush Man:Thanks, Come on boys up stairs.

Lot's of random videogame characters stampede through the lobby and follow me up stair to my room.
A few minutes later you hear a loud bass from up stairs.

LuWEEGEEman · 11-23-2007, 03:45 PM

HEY! KEEP IT DOWN! THE KING WONT BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS! *goes upstairs* OK, WHAT IS GOING ON- oh my. *sees strippers everywhere*

Sonic (to Rouge): TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!

MUSHMAN · 11-23-2007, 03:54 PM

Lucky for me you went in the wrong room(604) and my "friends" conversation goes on uninterrupted.

????: Are you sure we’re at the right place?
Mush Man: Yep, the boss said he hid the jewels here before the cops grabbed him.

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-23-2007, 04:21 PM

Suddenly!

A flash of light appeared, then just as quickly, disappeared.

MUSHMAN · 11-23-2007, 04:46 PM

????: what was that?
?????:I don't know but I'm going to find out.
*get's up from the table and leaves the room*

VG_Addict · 11-23-2007, 05:25 PM

*Suddenly, VGA comes crashing through the roof*

VGA: I'll take a room!

ML: You know, you could've just used the door LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!!!!

VGA: I know, but I was going for a more dramatic entrance. Now gimme the keys!

ML: *Sigh* Fine, here. *Gives VGA the keys* Room 214.

VGA: Sweet! *Goes to Room 214* AHHHHH!!!!! There's a killer toilet in the bathroom! RUN!!!!!!

MUSHMAN · 11-23-2007, 05:29 PM

Mush Man: Okay now let's spread out and search the building I’m going down to the basement. *walks out door and rings for elevator, after a short wait the doors open and M.M steps inside*

speed is OVER 9000 · 11-23-2007, 10:24 PM

Yo ML I need a room with a View and a Hot-Tub, Pay-Per-View if you have it.

X-3 · 11-23-2007, 11:20 PM

Uh, guys? Fel Orcs are still attacking. They just took the left wing of the hotel.

DarkZero · 11-24-2007, 08:11 AM

Damn, I like that wing! Oh, I'd like to join. I want a room on the 13th floor (if you can find it).

MUSHMAN · 11-24-2007, 09:58 AM

Down in the basement Mush Man is looking through a pile of old cardboard boxes.
*finds the jewels*
Mush Man: Ha-ha now while the other guys are busy, I’ll get away with the loot.*stuffs them in pocket, runs up the stairs, into the lobby*

Mush Man: I’d like to check out now.
Mama Luigi:But you just checked in this moring, didn't you get our Complementary towels?
Mush Man: Complementary towels, okay I’ll stay two nights.
*walks up the stair to his room*
Mama Luigi: He-he the complementary towels get them every time.

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-24-2007, 12:28 PM

The 13th floor suddenly collapses in on itself, due to the flash of light.
The 14th floor sits where the 13th was.

11-23-2007, 10:35 AM	#1
LuWEEGEEman He's coming for you... Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Anywhere you want me to be. ;] Gender: Posts: 3,303 Thanks: 56 Thanked 109 Times in 84 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 4,398.57 Bank: 3,602.88 Total Points: 8,001.45 Donate	The NC Hyrule Hotel, I guess... Mama: goes to the King of Hyrule Hello, good sir! May I open up a hotel in Hyrule? It'll increase the # of tourists! King: eating nachos If it'll get you out of my hair, yes. Mama: But i'm not in your... oh well. builds a hotel with magical marshm- I mean, powers Ok, Now I wait! ----------------------------- I've always wanted to run a hotel.

11-23-2007, 03:54 PM	#11
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Being ignored by That Guy. Gender: Posts: 3,063 Thanks: 75 Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts Points: 1,385.20 Bank: 15,367.81 Total Points: 16,753.01 Donate	Lucky for me you went in the wrong room(604) and my "friends" conversation goes on uninterrupted. ????: Are you sure we’re at the right place? Mush Man: Yep, the boss said he hid the jewels here before the cops grabbed him. Last edited by MUSHMAN; 11-23-2007 at 04:42 PM.

11-23-2007, 05:25 PM	#14
VG_Addict Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the vicinity Gender: Posts: 2,403 Thanks: 5 Thanked 120 Times in 116 Posts Points: 18,141.20 Bank: 788.45 Total Points: 18,929.65 Donate	Suddenly, VGA comes crashing through the roof VGA: I'll take a room! ML: You know, you could've just used the door LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!!!! VGA: I know, but I was going for a more dramatic entrance. Now gimme the keys! ML: Sigh Fine, here. Gives VGA the keys Room 214. VGA: Sweet! Goes to Room 214 AHHHHH!!!!! There's a killer toilet in the bathroom! RUN!!!!!! Last edited by VG_Addict; 11-23-2007 at 05:36 PM.

11-24-2007, 09:58 AM	#19
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Being ignored by That Guy. Gender: Posts: 3,063 Thanks: 75 Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts Points: 1,385.20 Bank: 15,367.81 Total Points: 16,753.01 Donate	Down in the basement Mush Man is looking through a pile of old cardboard boxes. finds the jewels Mush Man: Ha-ha now while the other guys are busy, I’ll get away with the loot.stuffs them in pocket, runs up the stairs, into the lobby Mush Man: I’d like to check out now. Mama Luigi:But you just checked in this moring, didn't you get our Complementary towels? Mush Man: Complementary towels, okay I’ll stay two nights. walks up the stair to his room Mama Luigi: He-he the complementary towels get them every time. Last edited by MUSHMAN; 11-24-2007 at 12:53 PM.

11-23-2007, 11:27 AM	#2
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,412 Thanks: 61 Thanked 210 Times in 153 Posts Points: 2,318.12 Bank: 80,535.77 Total Points: 82,853.89 Donate	Please, let the hotels die. UNLESS: There is less idiocy involved and more of an actual plot.

11-23-2007, 12:59 PM	#3
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Being ignored by That Guy. Gender: Posts: 3,063 Thanks: 75 Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts Points: 1,385.20 Bank: 15,367.81 Total Points: 16,753.01 Donate	I'm still pretty new around here, what are NC hotels about? I've seen Chunky's comic but...

11-23-2007, 01:20 PM	#4
LuWEEGEEman He's coming for you... Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Anywhere you want me to be. ;] Gender: Posts: 3,303 Thanks: 56 Thanked 109 Times in 84 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 4,398.57 Bank: 3,602.88 Total Points: 8,001.45 Donate	Basicly, it's a hotel! You check into a room, and... well... do hotel stuff. and Chunky, there will be a plot. It wont be all nonsence. there is gonna be a plot.

11-23-2007, 01:46 PM	#5
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,015 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,552.02 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,552.02 Donate	Wasn't a Hyrule Hotel already done? And wasn't it complete crap, mostly thanks to me and my lack of good posting at the time? --- Fel Orcs invade the hotel Mannoroth: Wassup, bitches.

11-23-2007, 02:09 PM	#6
That Guy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 5,206 Thanks: 259 Thanked 140 Times in 105 Posts Points: 15,062.55 Bank: 26,909.22 Total Points: 41,971.77 Donate	TG Walks up to "mama" and knifes him in the back and deposits the body in the furnace. x25 pages, topic over. Go home.

11-23-2007, 02:38 PM	#7
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Being ignored by That Guy. Gender: Posts: 3,063 Thanks: 75 Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts Points: 1,385.20 Bank: 15,367.81 Total Points: 16,753.01 Donate	Hmm... I'll take a room, preferably on the top floor, but only if you allow parties, I’ve got a few “friends.”

11-23-2007, 03:24 PM	#8
LuWEEGEEman He's coming for you... Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Anywhere you want me to be. ;] Gender: Posts: 3,303 Thanks: 56 Thanked 109 Times in 84 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 4,398.57 Bank: 3,602.88 Total Points: 8,001.45 Donate	Alrighty then! Here ya go! Room 608! Have fun!

11-23-2007, 03:37 PM	#9
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Being ignored by That Guy. Gender: Posts: 3,063 Thanks: 75 Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts Points: 1,385.20 Bank: 15,367.81 Total Points: 16,753.01 Donate	Mush Man:Thanks, Come on boys up stairs. Lot's of random videogame characters stampede through the lobby and follow me up stair to my room. A few minutes later you hear a loud bass from up stairs.

11-23-2007, 03:45 PM	#10
LuWEEGEEman He's coming for you... Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Anywhere you want me to be. ;] Gender: Posts: 3,303 Thanks: 56 Thanked 109 Times in 84 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 4,398.57 Bank: 3,602.88 Total Points: 8,001.45 Donate	HEY! KEEP IT DOWN! THE KING WONT BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS! goes upstairs OK, WHAT IS GOING ON- oh my. sees strippers everywhere Sonic (to Rouge): TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!

11-23-2007, 04:21 PM	#12
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,412 Thanks: 61 Thanked 210 Times in 153 Posts Points: 2,318.12 Bank: 80,535.77 Total Points: 82,853.89 Donate	Suddenly! A flash of light appeared, then just as quickly, disappeared.

11-23-2007, 04:46 PM	#13
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Being ignored by That Guy. Gender: Posts: 3,063 Thanks: 75 Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts Points: 1,385.20 Bank: 15,367.81 Total Points: 16,753.01 Donate	????: what was that? ?????:I don't know but I'm going to find out. get's up from the table and leaves the room

11-23-2007, 05:29 PM	#15
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Being ignored by That Guy. Gender: Posts: 3,063 Thanks: 75 Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts Points: 1,385.20 Bank: 15,367.81 Total Points: 16,753.01 Donate	Mush Man: Okay now let's spread out and search the building I’m going down to the basement. walks out door and rings for elevator, after a short wait the doors open and M.M steps inside

11-23-2007, 10:24 PM	#16
speed is OVER 9000 Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Distant Future, the year 2000, The Distant Future, The Distant Future... Gender: Posts: 1,294 Thanks: 339 Thanked 37 Times in 36 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 13,428.34 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,428.34 Donate	Yo ML I need a room with a View and a Hot-Tub, Pay-Per-View if you have it.

11-23-2007, 11:20 PM	#17
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,015 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,552.02 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,552.02 Donate	Uh, guys? Fel Orcs are still attacking. They just took the left wing of the hotel.

11-24-2007, 08:11 AM	#18
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In the refrigerator, behind the mayonaise, next to the ketchup, and to the left of the coleslaw. Gender: Posts: 2,574 Thanks: 196 Thanked 94 Times in 72 Posts Points: 17,306.34 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,306.34 Donate	Damn, I like that wing! Oh, I'd like to join. I want a room on the 13th floor (if you can find it).

11-24-2007, 12:28 PM	#20
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,412 Thanks: 61 Thanked 210 Times in 153 Posts Points: 2,318.12 Bank: 80,535.77 Total Points: 82,853.89 Donate	The 13th floor suddenly collapses in on itself, due to the flash of light. The 14th floor sits where the 13th was.