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| Senior Member | The NC Sky Hotel *A large, foreboding hotel looms high in the sky. X-3 the hedgehog is in front of the front door, on a floating platform* X-3: Wow! This hotel is pretty big! I can't believe my deceased, crazy uncle left me this! *Reads part of will* And for X-3, my poor, pathetic mutant nephew, I leave you my Sky Manor, but only because I feel damned sorry for you. X-3: Yep. Totally crazy. Well, he left me the key, so... *Opens the door slowly. It creaks, revealing a grand main hall* X-3: Cool. Butler: Are you Mr. Uncle's nephew? X-3: Why yes, I am. Butler: Why, you are a mutant. Well, my name is Wins- X-3: No, your name is Moroes. Moroes: Wait, what? Cook: Oh, hey, you must be that neph- X-3: And your name is Cook. Cook: Huh? Khadgar: And my name i- X-3: GTFO, Khadgar, enough Warcraft references. *Punts Khadgar out of the hotel*I'm going to make some rules. I'm making this...a hotel. Moroes: You fool! NC Hotels are looked down on by visitors because of their randomness! X-3: Too bad! --- *Later, X-3 had some rules set up* X-3: This should do. Welcome the X-3's Sky Hotel. Have a nice stay, but follow these rules, or Moroes will punt you out. 1. Their name is Moroes and Cook. Don't change it. 2. You may only have one room. 3. No Giga Bowser. Or Metal Giga Bowser. Or any Giga Bowser. 4. Don't feed the toy servants. 5. If you fall to your doom, you get a free night. 6. Don't be a complete moron, unless it's actually funny. 7. No whining about NC Hotels. Seriously, it's ****ing annoying. X-3: Now...Welcome! Welcome all new Moroes: Sir, I'll be working on a Docking Station Oh, and the spirit of your uncle is haunting Room 953. Last edited by X-3; 01-11-2008 at 07:23 PM. |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 5,232 Thanks: 279 Thanked 144 Times in 108 Posts | Gig bowsars walks in a burns everyone (groan) |
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| Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the vicinity Gender: Posts: 2,403 Thanks: 5 Thanked 120 Times in 116 Posts | *Moroes kicks That Guy out of the hotel* Moroes: And stay out! *VGA walks in* Moroes: Ah, you must be VGA. Master X-3 has told me so much about you. X-3: No I haven't! VGA: Whatever. Cook, make me a bowl of soup! Cook: What's the magic word? VGA: Do it or I'll kill you. Cook: Close enough. *Goes to make some soup* |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 5,232 Thanks: 279 Thanked 144 Times in 108 Posts | Gig Bowsars is not that guy |
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| Member | Yea. But, that was silly. Anywya. Dragoshi walks into the hotel, pays, and heads to room NEGATIVE ZERO. So, anyway, after that, he makes himself comfy and stuff. Yep, nothing else at the moment. Well, not until more people pop up, anyway. ![]() |
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| Forum Host | *Tazy walks in* Tazy: Hey, can I get a key to room....oh......6? Moroes: Taken. Tazy: Taken?! by who?! Moroes: Massive Marine Mastadon Man. Tazy:.....ok, I'll take room 105 Moroes: Deal. *Tazy gets the key and goes to his room, there he instantly goes to sleep on the floor* Tazy:..........this is stoooooore. |
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| Senior Member | X-3: Oh, that reminds me... 7. No whining about NC Hotels. Seriously, it's ****ing annoying. *Moroes hands everyone their keys.* Moroes: The toy minions will lead you to the rooms. |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Trekkin' Gender: Posts: 3,128 Thanks: 75 Thanked 86 Times in 72 Posts | *Mushman looks out a window and sees the moon rising* Oh no it's to late! *runs down the stairs to the basement* |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 5,232 Thanks: 279 Thanked 144 Times in 108 Posts | Gig bowsars eats the front desk |
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| Senior Member | X-3: TG. Control yer Giga Bowser. Put a leash on it or something. Oh, and the God Button only creates delicious muffins. No hotel destroying powers, from what I've seen. |
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