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Old 07-07-2003, 01:28 PM   #61
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Question 1409: More Water?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No thanks.

Question 1410: Can you take the Mongoose's cabinet droppings... TO THE MAX?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Can I take it to the min?

Question 1411: Is Fred really any good at DDR?
Dr. Donez's Answer: He says that he, quote, "Haz teh l33t skillz, u n00b."

Question 1412: How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Oversized keyboard probably.

Question 1413: How do you type without fingers?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I can peck at the keys.

Question 1414: Why is there no spoon?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Mario ate it.

Question 1415: Can I borrow your fondue pot?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, Mario ate it.

Question 1416: How many shoes?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No.

Question 1417: May I have you're mask?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only if you ask nicely. And pay me a billion dollars.

Question 1418: There are 4 dogs devouring John Stamos's face. Does anyone really care?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I care. (Sniff).

"Your forgot my first 2 questions..."
Dr. Donez: I have the right to not answer anything that I deem too stupid to be a question.

Question 1419: Where do you live?
Dr. Donez's Answer: In my house.

Question 1420: Do you hate Jay?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only when his checks bounce. Which is often.

Question 1421: If all the yellow corn in the world was turned into Executrain clones, how would you feel?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You've been watching too many B-rate sci-fi movies, I think. Anyway, I wouldn't care, because how scary could a yellow-corn clone be, anyway?

Question 1422: Do you know where my worst enemy lives?
Dr. Donez's Answer: In my house.

Question 1423: Have you ever entered the Xirtam?
Dr. Donez's Answer: (Enter some answer pretending to know what a "Xirtam" is).

Question 1424: Why do you like yellow corn?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because it tastes good.

Question 1425: Would dance in front of Godzilla for a crate of yellow corn?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only if he didn't eat it first.

Question 1426: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Bite off both of my legs.

Question 1427: A pancake is rolling down a hill at a velocity of 20 m.p.h. when Martians take it to Pizza Hut. What color is the dog?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What do you mean, 20 mayflys per hotdog or 20 McNuggets per hornet?

Question 1428: What does "VII" mean?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It's either a really funny word or roman numerals. Vii again later.

Question 1429: What do you think about Xenogears?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Jay canceled my video game privalages after he saw me playing Secret of Mana.

Question 1430: Why is Rincewind the wizard so awesome?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because he eats yellow corn.

Question 1431: If all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others, why don't the less equal animals just rebel?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because the dental plan is decent.

Question 1432: I have a bald plastic guy that cake with a play-doh set. He told me to kill you. Just thought you'd like to know. Glad I told you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure. (Turns on Killer Security Robots).

Question 1433: Can I please talk to Fred?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sorry, he's over at the Taco Barn.

Question 1434: What's my name? REALLY, WHAT IS IT?!?!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um, Bob?

Question 1435: Did you ever get kicked out of school?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, but I got plenty of other people kicked out. Mainly my competition.

Question 1436: I want to know that on geoweasel in the comics section nario takes ur job and ur close up and ur mask and u say i feel naked and jay shoos u out of nc is that true?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Stop smoking the yellow corn, son.

Question 1437: How can Fred stay skinny when he eats 900000000000000000000 Tacos?
Dr. Donez's Answer: He has a huge metabolic system.

Question 1438: What do you tastes like?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Probably like yellow corn, now. Or grapefruit extract.

Question 1439: Why are the vampires in Illusion of Gaia such a pain?
Dr. Donez's Answer: They ran out of Tylonol?

Question 1440: Do you smoke?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No. Smoking is for losers. Be that your lesson for today, kids. Don't smoke.

Question 1441: Where did I hide my shoes?
Dr. Donez's Answer: In my house.

Question 1442: Can Jimmy come out to play?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No! Now finish your homework or no pie!

Question 1443: Are you mental?
Dr. Donez's Answer: If I was, I wouldn't tell.

Question 1444: If I had a wooden sword, could I fight the forces of rogue 7-11 employees?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only if they forgot to arm the Slerpee Cannon.

Question 1445: Que?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Donde esta un biblioteca.

Question 1446: Why does no one notice me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Post more.

Question 1447: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dr. Donez's Answer: (Shoots the person who just asked the most repetitive question of all time).

Question 1448: My sister killed your lost puppy, Michael Jordan. Are you angry?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You're in the wrong topic. Go to "Ask Michael Jordan."

Question 1449: Why do vegetables have funny names?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What's so funny about "yellow corn"?

Question 1450: Where does cow milk come from?
Dr. Donez's Answer: My house.

Question 1451: Do you like Koopas?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only when they're killing Mario and not rooting through my DVD collection.

Question 1452: Why did my cupholder break?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You shouldn't have put the Super Duper Xtra Large Big Gulp in there.

Question 1453: If Jimmy Cracked Corn, why didn't anybody care?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because it wasn't yellow corn.

Question 1454: Will Lemon's kick-ass CYOA make it to archives?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It depends on fate.

-jay
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:51 PM   #62
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Pie?

Why am I so confused?
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:54 PM   #63
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Old 07-07-2003, 02:13 PM   #64
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Do you like Dr. Mario?

Where's Waldo?

How ya doing?
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No, see, it's not, "Rincewind the Wizard," it's, "Rincewind the Wizzard." Two Zs. That's part of the reason he's so awesome! Are you some kind of Wizzard hater?

I don't believe you! How do I know you're telling the truth?!

I don't have to take this! I'm calling my lawyer! *leaves room* *reenters room* Would you be my lawyer so that I may sue you?
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Are you my teacher?
Will you marry my lamp shade?

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Is there anyway you can motivate Jay to update NC more often?

Donde esta la biblioteca?

Por que?
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If the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything is 42, what is the question?

Why the heck am I asking you?
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Why is Captain Churro the defender of all that is swedish and rotten?
Is there an "Ask Bizarro Dr.Donez" somewhere?
Why do we swedes have to carry Doomsday Machineparts while chained, repeating "Heil Dr.Donez" all the time?
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Would you like to join the "Take-Mario-Off-The-Response-Selection-And-Change-It-To-Yourself-Club," or the TMOTRSACITY club?

Why not?

What would you give me if I fed Executrain's Phillips Screwdiver to my "vicious" dog?
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Who's bad?

In a fight between Artie (Strongest Man in the World) and Mr. T, would Michael Jackson be betting on someone to win?
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Did you know that you asked me where is a library?

Cuando es tu cumpleanos?
(Take note : My friend, Birdwarrior, is translating for me.)
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What's that smell?

Have you been killing helpless little Marios by throwing them against logs lately?

Are you a glitch?
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If the NC world self-destructs, but nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Is the next question true?

Is the previous question false?

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If he hasn't, is he ever planning to?


Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!
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Hey Dr. Donez! Is that Fred eating your computer?
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1.) Why does Sceptile use the number 900000000000000000000 a lot?

2.) How much yellow corn do you eat daily?

3. On WarioWare Inc., on 9-Volt's circuit, I got 16 points. Is that good?
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So, did you think your llama-shaped waffles could defeat my hibernated mustard?

But Who's line WASN'T it anyway, walrus-man!?

Is Walrusi truly the plural of Mary-Kate and Ashley?

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1. Which drink would you prefer, Pepsi Twist or Vanilla Coke?

2. What do you think would happen in a Light Age of Camelot?

3. Have you ever been caught in the rain with Revis at the Tommy Jeans Stage?
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