The World Has Ended - Ask Dr. Donez is Here! HAHAH! Finally done! (8/14) - VGF

Jonathan Resop · 07-04-2003, 01:07 AM

That's right...it's...

After many months of enjoying his vacation in the Bahamas, Dr. Donez is back to work and answering your questions. Remember, any question is valid. I just ask that for the sake of avoiding repetition, that you try not to ask questions that have already been asked. Or you can just go ahead anyway and see if Dr. Donez gives you a different answer. So yeah. A few rules for this edition of Ask Dr. Donez first.

1. No more then THREE questions per person per question round. (A question round is all posts up until Dr. Donez has a chance to answer the questions)

2. Please, limit the amount of people asking questions to around ten before Dr. Donez has a chance to answer. If a lot of people have asked questions already, wait until Dr. Donez answers those before you ask yours.

Mainly, don't bombard Dr. Donez with too many questions. He's just a poor, little tweeter, afterall. Ask him too many questions, and he'll just be rude and ignore you.

So, do I have to say anything else? If not, let the questions begin!

-jay

(P.S. Please have mercy on Dr. Donez)

[ August 14, 2004, 03:45 AM: Message edited by: Perrin Aybara ]

Introbulus · 07-04-2003, 01:14 AM

Yay! I get question # 1!

...

In a series of over 1,000 questions...

But still, yay!

Okay then, here it goes...

Q: Are you absolutely, positively SURE you're really the REAL Dr. Donez, for REAL?

Dark Magus · 07-04-2003, 01:31 AM

Where's my sandwich?

PenguinMan · 07-04-2003, 01:35 AM

Whatever happened to the Giant Dr. Donez in the Forest of Illusions?

Daos · 07-04-2003, 01:45 AM

Can I have Phone's phone number?

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-04-2003, 01:51 AM

If Miss Issippi took Miss Ouri's new jersey, why would Dela care?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 07-04-2003, 03:06 AM

supakoopa128 · 07-04-2003, 06:40 AM

Have you had your daily dose of stupid today?
Who is uglier without a mask, you or Black Mage?
_ _ _
Ever wonder what happens when a Koopa eats a Star? Helloo!

Codiekitty · 07-04-2003, 10:36 AM

Is Jay ever going to make a movie of Spencer eating a light bulb?

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Rayman FREAK · 07-04-2003, 10:45 AM

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[ July 04, 2003, 10:46 AM: Message edited by: Rayman FREAK ]

Rayman FREAK · 07-04-2003, 10:45 AM

How about a movie of a lightbulb eating Spencer?

Namyar RULES!!!
[Todays date here: Message editied by Namyar]

Don't make me come up there!
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~Rayman FREAK (Pagemaster of Rayman ULTIMATE)

Codiekitty · 07-04-2003, 10:49 AM

Could you explain to the newer members why nobody here likes Spencer?

Who would win in a fight: Spiderman, or the Hulk?

(Well, that's my three questions)

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

babybowser9000 · 07-04-2003, 11:02 AM

Do you watch adult swim?

TheAlmightyExdeath · 07-04-2003, 11:13 AM

What?
Who?
Where?

BrianB · 07-04-2003, 11:42 AM

1. If you could marry a Greek Goddess, which one would it be?
2. If someone payed you 20 dollars in macaroni and cheese to yell out "FIRE!!" in a crowded theater, would you?
3. Speaking of crowded theaters, did you ever see that movie "The Goonies"? Where the fat kid was talking about how he threw up in a cup, and went to the balcony of the theater and pretended to puke of the balcony, pouring the cup of barf all over everyone, and everyone started spewing all over each other? If someone paid you to wretch off a balcony like that, would you?

Jonathan Resop · 07-04-2003, 12:23 PM

Question 1362: Are you absolutely, positively SURE you're really the REAL Dr. Donez, for REAL?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, if I'm not, I sure hope the real Dr. Donez didn't mind me eating his breakfast this morning.

Question 1363: Where's my sandwich?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, if it was an egg sandwich, I'm sorry, I had it for breakfast, Dr. Donez. If not, then how should know? Try under your bed.

Question 1364: Whatever happened to the Giant Dr. Donez in the Forest of Illusions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It's currently in the large warehouse where we keep old NC props, like the Giant Goomba from Evil-Luigi and Jay Reesop from Bill and Fred.

Question 1365: Can I have Phone's phone number?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, it's 1-555-HOT-LOVN. Wait, that's my number. Nevermind.

Question 1366: If Miss Issippi took Miss Ouri's new jersey, why would Dela care?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Your poor state puns do not amuse or confuse me, State Pun Man!

Question 1367: Huh?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I asked the same thing about the last question.

Question 1368: Have you had your daily dose of stupid today?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, but I did have some Vitamin Stoopid, now with Extra Duh.

Question 1369: Who is uglier without a mask, you or Black Mage?
Dr. Donez's Answer: In a pathetic attempt to make me look better, the Black Mage.

Question 1370: Is Jay ever going to make a movie of Spencer eating a light bulb?
Dr. Donez's Answer: We'd have to take him out of his cell long enough to make the movie. But we'd have to be careful - he's a biter.

Question 1371: How about a movie of a lightbulb eating Spencer?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Would we really want to put a lightbulb through so much pain?

Question 1372: Could you explain to the newer members why nobody here likes Spencer?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Spencer sold poison to school children.

Question 1373: Who would win in a fight: Spiderman, or the Hulk?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um. I donno. I'll say Hulkman. He's the one that can shoot thunder out of his eyes, right?

Question 1374: Do you watch adult swim?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes, but only in the states were it's legal.

Question 1375: What?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I was going to ask you the same thing.

Question 1376: Who?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It is I...Dr. Donez!

Question 1377: Where?
Dr. Donez's Answer: To bed, where I'm going to go after answering these stupid questions.

Question 1378: If you could marry a Greek Goddess, which one would it be?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'd say Thor. What do you mean Thor isn't a Greek God? What do you mean Thor isn't a woman??? You lied to me, Thor! You lied to me!!!

Question 1379: If someone payed you 20 dollars in macaroni and cheese to yell out "FIRE!!" in a crowded theater, would you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only if I could use the mac and cheese to pay my bail after the cops arrested me.

Question 1380: Speaking of crowded theaters, did you ever see that movie "The Goonies"? Where the fat kid was talking about how he threw up in a cup, and went to the balcony of the theater and pretended to puke of the balcony, pouring the cup of barf all over everyone, and everyone started spewing all over each other? If someone paid you to wretch off a balcony like that, would you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Heck, I already did that after seeing the new Star Wars.

-jay

Kool_Kid_Joe · 07-04-2003, 12:51 PM

1. Why was Chrono Cross's plot retarded?

2. Did you realize that you are a lifeline in the SMBHQ Chatroom version of Who wants to be a millionare (unofficially)?

3. Where is my lemon pie?!

Dark_Mario7 · 07-04-2003, 01:22 PM

1. Did Richard Simmons REALLY take over Disneyland?

2. Would you dance the macarina in front of 80 rich people to get a plate of corn?

supakoopa128 · 07-04-2003, 01:27 PM

If I'm smart, and my best friend is an idiot, what does that make you?

Have you heard about the new ice picks with built-in laser pointers? (Stabby-Stabby!)
_ _ _
Ever wonder what happens when a Koopa eats a Star? Helloo!

TheAlmightyExdeath · 07-04-2003, 01:36 PM

If Johnny is driving 35 miles and hour southbound to deliver a pizza to my house, and Jenny is driving 45 hours northbound to deliver my homework northbound to my house, who cares, where's my freaking pizza, and WHY ISNT MY HOMEWORK HERE YET?

07-04-2003, 01:07 AM	#1
Jonathan Resop Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 34,070.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 34,570.00 Donate	That's right...it's... After many months of enjoying his vacation in the Bahamas, Dr. Donez is back to work and answering your questions. Remember, any question is valid. I just ask that for the sake of avoiding repetition, that you try not to ask questions that have already been asked. Or you can just go ahead anyway and see if Dr. Donez gives you a different answer. So yeah. A few rules for this edition of Ask Dr. Donez first. 1. No more then THREE questions per person per question round. (A question round is all posts up until Dr. Donez has a chance to answer the questions) 2. Please, limit the amount of people asking questions to around ten before Dr. Donez has a chance to answer. If a lot of people have asked questions already, wait until Dr. Donez answers those before you ask yours. Mainly, don't bombard Dr. Donez with too many questions. He's just a poor, little tweeter, afterall. Ask him too many questions, and he'll just be rude and ignore you. So, do I have to say anything else? If not, let the questions begin! -jay (P.S. Please have mercy on Dr. Donez) [ August 14, 2004, 03:45 AM: Message edited by: Perrin Aybara ]

07-04-2003, 01:14 AM	#2
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 4,472.70 Bank: 1,217.40 Total Points: 5,690.10 Donate	Yay! I get question # 1! ... In a series of over 1,000 questions... But still, yay! Okay then, here it goes... Q: Are you absolutely, positively SURE you're really the REAL Dr. Donez, for REAL?

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Dark Magus Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Gender: Posts: 6,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,996.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,496.00 Donate	Where's my sandwich?

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supakoopa128 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: What\'s that place called? You know, with the thing? Gender: Posts: 298 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 604.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,104.00 Donate	Have you had your daily dose of stupid today? Who is uglier without a mask, you or Black Mage? _ _ _ Ever wonder what happens when a Koopa eats a Star? Helloo!

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07-04-2003, 10:49 AM	#12
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 173 Times in 119 Posts Points: 43,555.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,065,006.46 Donate	Could you explain to the newer members why nobody here likes Spencer? Who would win in a fight: Spiderman, or the Hulk? (Well, that's my three questions) Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

07-04-2003, 11:02 AM	#13
babybowser9000 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: My house Posts: 414 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 587.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,087.00 Donate	Do you watch adult swim?

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TheAlmightyExdeath Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: doomsday is here Posts: 5,403 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 542.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,042.00 Donate	What? Who? Where?

07-04-2003, 11:42 AM	#15
BrianB Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: somewhere you\'re not Posts: 93 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,070.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,570.00 Donate	1. If you could marry a Greek Goddess, which one would it be? 2. If someone payed you 20 dollars in macaroni and cheese to yell out "FIRE!!" in a crowded theater, would you? 3. Speaking of crowded theaters, did you ever see that movie "The Goonies"? Where the fat kid was talking about how he threw up in a cup, and went to the balcony of the theater and pretended to puke of the balcony, pouring the cup of barf all over everyone, and everyone started spewing all over each other? If someone paid you to wretch off a balcony like that, would you?

07-04-2003, 12:23 PM	#16
Jonathan Resop Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 34,070.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 34,570.00 Donate	Question 1362: Are you absolutely, positively SURE you're really the REAL Dr. Donez, for REAL? Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, if I'm not, I sure hope the real Dr. Donez didn't mind me eating his breakfast this morning. Question 1363: Where's my sandwich? Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, if it was an egg sandwich, I'm sorry, I had it for breakfast, Dr. Donez. If not, then how should know? Try under your bed. Question 1364: Whatever happened to the Giant Dr. Donez in the Forest of Illusions? Dr. Donez's Answer: It's currently in the large warehouse where we keep old NC props, like the Giant Goomba from Evil-Luigi and Jay Reesop from Bill and Fred. Question 1365: Can I have Phone's phone number? Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, it's 1-555-HOT-LOVN. Wait, that's my number. Nevermind. Question 1366: If Miss Issippi took Miss Ouri's new jersey, why would Dela care? Dr. Donez's Answer: Your poor state puns do not amuse or confuse me, State Pun Man! Question 1367: Huh? Dr. Donez's Answer: I asked the same thing about the last question. Question 1368: Have you had your daily dose of stupid today? Dr. Donez's Answer: No, but I did have some Vitamin Stoopid, now with Extra Duh. Question 1369: Who is uglier without a mask, you or Black Mage? Dr. Donez's Answer: In a pathetic attempt to make me look better, the Black Mage. Question 1370: Is Jay ever going to make a movie of Spencer eating a light bulb? Dr. Donez's Answer: We'd have to take him out of his cell long enough to make the movie. But we'd have to be careful - he's a biter. Question 1371: How about a movie of a lightbulb eating Spencer? Dr. Donez's Answer: Would we really want to put a lightbulb through so much pain? Question 1372: Could you explain to the newer members why nobody here likes Spencer? Dr. Donez's Answer: Spencer sold poison to school children. Question 1373: Who would win in a fight: Spiderman, or the Hulk? Dr. Donez's Answer: Um. I donno. I'll say Hulkman. He's the one that can shoot thunder out of his eyes, right? Question 1374: Do you watch adult swim? Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes, but only in the states were it's legal. Question 1375: What? Dr. Donez's Answer: I was going to ask you the same thing. Question 1376: Who? Dr. Donez's Answer: It is I...Dr. Donez! Question 1377: Where? Dr. Donez's Answer: To bed, where I'm going to go after answering these stupid questions. Question 1378: If you could marry a Greek Goddess, which one would it be? Dr. Donez's Answer: I'd say Thor. What do you mean Thor isn't a Greek God? What do you mean Thor isn't a woman??? You lied to me, Thor! You lied to me!!! Question 1379: If someone payed you 20 dollars in macaroni and cheese to yell out "FIRE!!" in a crowded theater, would you? Dr. Donez's Answer: Only if I could use the mac and cheese to pay my bail after the cops arrested me. Question 1380: Speaking of crowded theaters, did you ever see that movie "The Goonies"? Where the fat kid was talking about how he threw up in a cup, and went to the balcony of the theater and pretended to puke of the balcony, pouring the cup of barf all over everyone, and everyone started spewing all over each other? If someone paid you to wretch off a balcony like that, would you? Dr. Donez's Answer: Heck, I already did that after seeing the new Star Wars. -jay

07-04-2003, 12:51 PM	#17
Kool_Kid_Joe Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Where the orange, lemon, and lime are! Posts: 217 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 866.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,366.00 Donate	1. Why was Chrono Cross's plot retarded? 2. Did you realize that you are a lifeline in the SMBHQ Chatroom version of Who wants to be a millionare (unofficially)? 3. Where is my lemon pie?!

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Dark_Mario7 Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: Germany, where yo\' think Hitler be? Posts: 1,137 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 968.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,468.00 Donate	1. Did Richard Simmons REALLY take over Disneyland? 2. Would you dance the macarina in front of 80 rich people to get a plate of corn?

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TheAlmightyExdeath Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: doomsday is here Posts: 5,403 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 542.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,042.00 Donate	If Johnny is driving 35 miles and hour southbound to deliver a pizza to my house, and Jenny is driving 45 hours northbound to deliver my homework northbound to my house, who cares, where's my freaking pizza, and WHY ISNT MY HOMEWORK HERE YET?