The Bowser's Castle Hotel

**Galefore** · 08-14-2006, 05:01 PM

You all remember hotel topics, right? Well...*Self Explanatory*

Clerk: Allright, time to open up shop.

The clerk placed a few keys on the table, then turned to prepare...THA DRINKSSS.

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-14-2006, 08:34 PM

Yay. Hotels.

CSM walks in holding a gun. "Open up the register!" he demands. -CSM

**X-3** · 08-14-2006, 09:15 PM

Clerk: Don't shoot me! I'll give you everything in the Register!
X-3: *Walks in* I'd like a room please.
Clerk: Uh-*Whisper:*Help me!
X-3: What?
Clerk: *Whisper:*Help me!
X-3: What did you say?
Clerk: *Whisper, a bit louder:*Help me!
X-3: I still ca-
ClerK: HELP ME!!!
X-3: Oh, okay. *Opens register and puts his money in* There.
Clerk: ...

Rainbow Dash · 08-14-2006, 09:57 PM

*blows up the hotel with an RPG*

NO MORE HOTEL TOPICS.

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-14-2006, 10:44 PM

CSM: Chunky, don't make me say you got eaten by a Grue, that would be painful.
Chunky: Yes, that it would.
CSM: Now fix the hotel.
Chunky: NO! NEVER!
CSM: You got eaten by a Grue.
Chunky: NEVER! I AM IMMUNE TO GRUES!
CSM: Fine. Okay, you're immune to Grues. You get eaten by a Eurg.
-CSM

Rainbow Dash · 08-15-2006, 09:29 PM

Chulk is immune to everything.

*Chulk transformation*

NO MORE HOTELS.

Frumie · 08-15-2006, 09:32 PM

HELP! THE TOILET IN MY ROOM IS TRYING TO EAT ME!

Rainbow Dash · 08-15-2006, 09:35 PM

The hotel is non-existant.

Topic over.

(Unfun = very yes)

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-16-2006, 08:55 AM

You can't be immune to Grues and Eurgs at the same time. It's a law of nature. Pick one. -CSM

Rainbow Dash · 08-16-2006, 02:37 PM

*picks both*

TOPIC OVER

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-16-2006, 03:05 PM

CSM: I need to find a way to keep this topic open just to torture Chunky. -CSM

Rainbow Dash · 08-16-2006, 06:43 PM

DELETE TOPIC

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-16-2006, 08:18 PM

This is fun. -CSM

08-19-2006, 02:28 PM

Room for one please.
And can i get a mini fridge?

**Galefore** · 08-19-2006, 02:48 PM

^^^ Why can't we have more hotels? If that's a rule, its a stupid one.

Rainbow Dash · 08-19-2006, 03:02 PM

Because the hotels aren't good anymore.

**Galefore** · 08-19-2006, 03:08 PM

It's because Introbulus isn't here to steal out towels, isn't it.

Rainbow Dash · 08-19-2006, 05:50 PM

Partly.

08-19-2006, 08:27 PM

Hey can I get a plunger?
I clogged the toilet.
Stupid pizza!

Luigiman7 · 08-19-2006, 08:42 PM

here, use mine!

08-14-2006, 05:01 PM	#1
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	The Bowser's Castle Hotel You all remember hotel topics, right? Well...Self Explanatory Clerk: Allright, time to open up shop. The clerk placed a few keys on the table, then turned to prepare...THA DRINKSSS.

08-14-2006, 08:34 PM	#2
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	Yay. Hotels. CSM walks in holding a gun. "Open up the register!" he demands. -CSM

08-14-2006, 09:15 PM	#3
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,944 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Clerk: Don't shoot me! I'll give you everything in the Register! X-3: Walks in I'd like a room please. Clerk: Uh-Whisper:Help me! X-3: What? Clerk: Whisper:Help me! X-3: What did you say? Clerk: Whisper, a bit louder:Help me! X-3: I still ca- ClerK: HELP ME!!! X-3: Oh, okay. Opens register and puts his money in There. Clerk: ...

08-14-2006, 09:57 PM	#4
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	blows up the hotel with an RPG NO MORE HOTEL TOPICS.

08-14-2006, 10:44 PM	#5
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	CSM: Chunky, don't make me say you got eaten by a Grue, that would be painful. Chunky: Yes, that it would. CSM: Now fix the hotel. Chunky: NO! NEVER! CSM: You got eaten by a Grue. Chunky: NEVER! I AM IMMUNE TO GRUES! CSM: Fine. Okay, you're immune to Grues. You get eaten by a Eurg. -CSM

08-15-2006, 09:29 PM	#6
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Chulk is immune to everything. Chulk transformation NO MORE HOTELS.

08-15-2006, 09:32 PM	#7
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	HELP! THE TOILET IN MY ROOM IS TRYING TO EAT ME!

08-15-2006, 09:35 PM	#8
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	The hotel is non-existant. Topic over. (Unfun = very yes)

08-16-2006, 08:55 AM	#9
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	You can't be immune to Grues and Eurgs at the same time. It's a law of nature. Pick one. -CSM

08-16-2006, 02:37 PM	#10
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	picks both TOPIC OVER

08-16-2006, 03:05 PM	#11
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	CSM: I need to find a way to keep this topic open just to torture Chunky. -CSM

08-16-2006, 06:43 PM	#12
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	DELETE TOPIC

08-16-2006, 08:18 PM	#13
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	This is fun. -CSM

08-19-2006, 02:28 PM	#14
Silly Attention Seeking child Guest Posts: n/a	Room for one please. And can i get a mini fridge?

08-19-2006, 02:48 PM	#15
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	^^^ Why can't we have more hotels? If that's a rule, its a stupid one.

08-19-2006, 03:02 PM	#16
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Because the hotels aren't good anymore.

08-19-2006, 03:08 PM	#17
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	It's because Introbulus isn't here to steal out towels, isn't it.

08-19-2006, 05:50 PM	#18
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Partly.

08-19-2006, 08:27 PM	#19
Silly Attention Seeking child Guest Posts: n/a	Hey can I get a plunger? I clogged the toilet. Stupid pizza!

08-19-2006, 08:42 PM	#20
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	here, use mine!