Top Ten List Commentary

[Tickle Master]

My Commentary on the old Top Ten Lists!
10. Super MaRPGio, Super MaRPGio, Super MaRPGio (Sung to Dradle, Dradle, Dradle (for our Jewish friends)) Part of the Song: Super MaRPGio, Super MaRPGio, Super MaRPGio. Super MaRPGio I will play. And when I beat boss Smithy, "Where the hell is Luigi" I will say... ( I can't sing this.)

9. The 12 Days of Beating Super Mario Bros 3 (Sung to The 12 Days of Christmas) Part of Song: On the first day of beating Super Mario Bros 3, A P-Wing and Frog Suit for me. On the second day... ( P-Wing? where's the Tanuki suit?)

8. I'm Dreaming of a Dead Pikachu (Sung to I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas) Part of Song: I'm, dreaming, of a dead, Pikachu. That little rat shouldn't be alive... ( Metroid's are cuter <3)

7. Joy to the World (Sung to Joy to the World) Part of Song: Joy to the world, Pikachu's dead. I blew up his annoying yellow head... ( Then we fed it to a Metroid.)

6. Falis Navidoctor Mario (Sung to Falis Navisdad) Part of Song: Falis Navidoctor Mario, Falis Navidoctor Mario, Falis Navidoctor Mario...I want to wish you a Doctor Mario, I want to wish you a Doctor Mario, I want to wish you a Doctor Mario for your birthday. ( Wait... WTF? Shouldn't this be about Christmas?)

5. Silent Night (Sung to Silent Night) Part of Song: Silent Night, Boring Night, Nothing to do, Nothing to play, Man I wish I had N64, Along with Super Smash Bros and games galore... ( Now on CD)

4. We Wish You Would Give Us a Turn (Sung to We Wish You a Merry Christmas) Parto of Song: We wish you would give us a turn, We wish you would give us a turn, We wish you would give us a turn, you've been playing for hours! ( Special Bonus Track!)

3. Up on the Rooftop (Sung to...I don't really know) Part of Song: Up on the rooftop, boom, boom, boom, there lurks evil King Bowser... ( That roof couldn't have holded)

2. Something Somthing Mario Somthing Something (I give up) Part of Song: In case you havn't noticed by now I'm running out of ideas. Wait, heres one more. ( you suxorz! this suxorz!)

1. Jingle Bob-omb (Sung to Jungle Bells) Part of Song: Dashing through Super Mario Bros. 2, using only one life, through world four we go, laughing all the way "ha ha ha", but look up ther in the sky, whats that big black ball? Oh no, to late! Oh...Jingle Bob-omb, Jingle Bob-omb Jingle all the way... ( This suxorz worse!)

[Rainbow Dash]

What the hell?

[Tickle Master]

yeah, that's what every baby thinks when they enter the new world.

10. Mar魯n-Gotta catch-a-them all! Little Mario's of different sizes, color and cuteness run around. Catch them, train them, and have them beat each other up! More fun then an italian restaurant! Its fun to make fun of Pok魯n. ( it sure is, just not metroid.)

9. Mario Solitare-Just like Solitare, but with Mario. Its fun to play a stupid card game by yourself on a huge expencive video game system. ( i like solitare.)

8. The Lack of Ideas Game-The entire game is just a huge picture of Mario's head. If you sit and stare at it long enough he says random phrases such as "Duh" and "Don't you have-a life?" Its fun to not have a life. ( it sure is)

7. Dr. Bowser-Like Dr. Mario, but instead of killing viruses (or is that viri?) you spread them! Infect the entire Mushroom Kingdom with the flu and you win! Puzzle fun for the whole family! Its fun to cause trouble. ( ooooooooooooohhhhhh)

6. Super Mario Bros 4.-See, in this game, Bowser kidnaps the Princess and Mario has to save her...its been done? Oh well. Its fun to not have originality.
( Boring)
5. Revenge of the NCs-Like my previous idea in another list. A whole bunch of Neglected Characters goes out and beat Mario to a bloody pulp. Its fun to be Neglected. Well, maybe not that much fun... ( Yay! Deathrays!)

4. The Stupidest Game Ever Made-Also known as the Secret of Mana. But I'm sure Nintendo can turn it into a Mario game. Why...that I don't know. Its fun to copy games. Even bad games. ( heheh, Mana)

3. Mario Duz Englitch-An educational game for the learning impaired. Its fun to learn. Right? RIGHT??? RIGH...nevermind. ( Since when would Mario teach English? He's a freakin' Italian!)
2. The King Bowser Game-try to take over the Mushroom Kingdom by killing those lowsey plumbers with your pathetic Koopa Troop! Its fun to be the bad guy. ( Been there, done that)

1. Super Luigi Bros.-Ya right. Never happen. Its fun to get your hopes up. ( It could happen)

[Tickle Master]

10. Has imaginary conversations with Luigi (Luigi: No you don't. Jay: Sure I do. All the time. Don't deny it. Luigisigh) What a loser.) ( uhhh, yeah!)
9. Plays Super Mario Bros. 3
( whatever)
8. Mows the lawn and waits for a jolt of inspiration. ( ooookaaayyyy...)
7. Stares blankly at the computer screen until he realizes that its a week later, in which case he becomes in more trouble. ( HA HA! LOSER!)
6. Throws something together at the last minute. (I'll put a new picture up. It looks like I updated.) ( We all do that)
5. Skims through old NP magazines for ideas. Tip: This never works. ( Don't have none.)
4. Decides to give up NC and start a new life without the internet. Sucsess rate: O%. ( We'll die vithout internet)
3. Goes through e-mail consisting of threats such as "Update NC now, you idiot!" or "Pokemon rules, you moron!" ( Metroids better!)
2. Puts some of the spotlight on Kyle, who NEVER updates. ( HA HA HA! LOSERS!)
1. Doesn't update NC. ( Yep.)

[Vapor]

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[Luigiman7]

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