There's a Thingy in My Soup! - Page 19

**Valigarmander** · 12-13-2006, 07:08 PM

The minus world never ends, and therefore you eventually die of old age. Valigarmander swoops down and takes the Thingy, flying away to the Neverland Ranch, to play with his best friend Michael Jackson.

Infernal Dragoon · 12-13-2006, 08:05 PM

GF7:*Magically appears and notices Michael Jackson* AAAAAAAAAHHHH! MICHAEL JACKSON! GOBLIN STORMTROOPERS! ATTACK!!KILL THEM ALLL!!!!!!

Goblin Stormtroopers magically apear and pull out blazer rifles (modified blaster rifles that fire 50 cal. lasers) they all open fire and shoot down both valigarmander and Michael Jackson.I mix a bottle of napalm with nitroglycerin and throw it at thier corpses and duck,after the massive explosion I have the Goblin Stormtroopers exicute order 663242150 (kill all Valigarmander clones in the vincinity) they all do that,during the fight I find the Thingy and take it,then aid the Goblin Troopers in killing off all the Valigarmander clones.After laying waste to the Neverland Ranch we all go celebrate our victory at Bruster's.

t3hDarkness · 12-13-2006, 08:33 PM

(Nitro and Napalm don't mix anything and Napalm doesn't mix)

Due to Gamefiend7's obsession with hazardous chemicals and the lack of intelligence possesed by goblins, Bruster's no longer exists.

Omnipresent T3hDarkness picks up the thingy and pawns it off to an NPC shopkeeper for 3000 gold coins and walks away quietly.

**Valigarmander** · 12-13-2006, 09:28 PM

Several of Valigarmander's clones walk up and tell the NPC to give them the Thingy. He sells it for 7500 gold. The Valigarmanders then cut the Thingy into equally-sized pieces, and each of them swallows a piece whole. They then spread out to the far reaches of the world.

Luigiman7 · 12-14-2006, 06:11 PM

i use a special thingy magnet at the exact spot where you all ate it.
the thingy rips through you're clones stomach and comes to me.
i clone myself using V's cloning machine and i morph into a ball and roll
into a pinball table.

funny spritedude avatar.

**Valigarmander** · 12-14-2006, 06:27 PM

Valigarmander plays the pinball game, but sucks, and loses. You die. He pushes the "return coins" button and the Thingy falls out. The clone takes the Thingy and tries to trade it in for a bag of cotton candy.

NintendoFanatic14 · 12-14-2006, 07:02 PM

I just happen to be the cotton candy vendor and I beat you up. I take the Thingy and go to my secret base on Jupiter.

**Valigarmander** · 12-14-2006, 07:14 PM

Jupiter has no solid earth and therefore your base falls to the core, where it is crushed by the intense gravity there. Valigarmander teleports the Thingy to his base, which is underwater.

NintendoFanatic14 · 12-14-2006, 07:20 PM

Suddenly a whirlpool destroys your base. The Thingy washes up on shore and I grab it and go to my base on Mt. Everest

The Evil... Dr. 8-Bit! · 12-17-2006, 06:20 PM

Well, I steal the Thingy and make it so that no one except me can touch it without transforming into Mario.

IgnorantOne · 12-17-2006, 07:54 PM

*takes the thingy anyways*
OH GOD NO, I'M HIDEOUS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, SOMEBODY SAVE ME BY KILLING ME, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... haha, just kidding, *runs into the final level of the most difficult game ever and uses a magic potion to return to normal*

garramous · 12-18-2006, 07:41 AM

Then you die from skin cancer.Thus,I take the thingy!

Infernal Dragoon · 12-18-2006, 12:31 PM

I spawn a chaingun with infinite ammo and shoot it at the smilies and garramous,after they get ripped, shredded, and pwned by the thousands and thousands of bullets I take the Thingy and hide in my base on Mercury and they are guarded by the 105th legion of Goblin Stormtroopers (there the best of the best of the best of the best of the best and so on and so on and so on)

t3hDarkness · 12-18-2006, 01:46 PM

Using the powers of Goomba brainwashing, T3hDarkness converts your troopers peacefully and they give T3hDarkness the thingy and start a civil war.

Eww this thingy is starting to get kind of grungy
*puts thingy in automatic golf ball cleaner and walks off*

Infernal Dragoon · 12-18-2006, 02:27 PM

they are goblin stormtroopers not goomba stormtroopers,besides,there armor gives them an immunity to mind affecting powers,poison and resistance to shock and poison.They shoot you with there blazer rifles and you look like swiss cheese when they're done with you.

**Valigarmander** · 12-18-2006, 03:30 PM

Valigarmander walks up and drinks a potion. He grows several stories high and eats the goblins. His hypermetabolism vaporizes the goblins the moment they reach his gut, and his stomach of steel prevents them from ever breaking out. He takes the Thingy but accidentally crushes it between his massive fingers. He looks up into the Mercurian skies and give a big, loud, Darth Vaderish "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

NintendoFanatic14 · 12-18-2006, 06:05 PM

I give you a magic potion that makes you explode. I get the Thingy and go to my secret base in Siberia.

**Valigarmander** · 12-18-2006, 07:28 PM

One of Valigarmander's clones follows you and eats you. He later craps you out. He take the Thingy and hides it in a place nobody would suspect.

NintendoFanatic14 · 12-18-2006, 07:56 PM

I challenge Valigarmander's clone to a fight for the Thingy. After an epic 6-hour fight, I win and I get the Thingy and go hide in a closet.

**Valigarmander** · 12-18-2006, 10:16 PM

Tom Cruise is already in the closet, and pushes you out. Valigarmander is waiting with a club.

*BLAMMITY BLAMMITY WHACK*

You die. Valigarmander takes the Thingy and digs a hole.

12-18-2006, 07:41 AM	#372
garramous Newbie Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ...Middle-Earth Gender: Posts: 9 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Then you die from skin cancer.Thus,I take the thingy! Last edited by garramous; 12-18-2006 at 10:19 AM.

12-13-2006, 07:08 PM	#361
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	The minus world never ends, and therefore you eventually die of old age. Valigarmander swoops down and takes the Thingy, flying away to the Neverland Ranch, to play with his best friend Michael Jackson.

12-13-2006, 08:05 PM	#362
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	GF7:Magically appears and notices Michael Jackson AAAAAAAAAHHHH! MICHAEL JACKSON! GOBLIN STORMTROOPERS! ATTACK!!KILL THEM ALLL!!!!!! Goblin Stormtroopers magically apear and pull out blazer rifles (modified blaster rifles that fire 50 cal. lasers) they all open fire and shoot down both valigarmander and Michael Jackson.I mix a bottle of napalm with nitroglycerin and throw it at thier corpses and duck,after the massive explosion I have the Goblin Stormtroopers exicute order 663242150 (kill all Valigarmander clones in the vincinity) they all do that,during the fight I find the Thingy and take it,then aid the Goblin Troopers in killing off all the Valigarmander clones.After laying waste to the Neverland Ranch we all go celebrate our victory at Bruster's.

12-13-2006, 08:33 PM	#363
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	(Nitro and Napalm don't mix anything and Napalm doesn't mix) Due to Gamefiend7's obsession with hazardous chemicals and the lack of intelligence possesed by goblins, Bruster's no longer exists. Omnipresent T3hDarkness picks up the thingy and pawns it off to an NPC shopkeeper for 3000 gold coins and walks away quietly.

12-13-2006, 09:28 PM	#364
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Several of Valigarmander's clones walk up and tell the NPC to give them the Thingy. He sells it for 7500 gold. The Valigarmanders then cut the Thingy into equally-sized pieces, and each of them swallows a piece whole. They then spread out to the far reaches of the world.

12-14-2006, 06:11 PM	#365
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	i use a special thingy magnet at the exact spot where you all ate it. the thingy rips through you're clones stomach and comes to me. i clone myself using V's cloning machine and i morph into a ball and roll into a pinball table. funny spritedude avatar.

12-14-2006, 06:27 PM	#366
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Valigarmander plays the pinball game, but sucks, and loses. You die. He pushes the "return coins" button and the Thingy falls out. The clone takes the Thingy and tries to trade it in for a bag of cotton candy.

12-14-2006, 07:02 PM	#367
NintendoFanatic14 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Space Colony ARK Gender: Posts: 328 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I just happen to be the cotton candy vendor and I beat you up. I take the Thingy and go to my secret base on Jupiter.

12-14-2006, 07:14 PM	#368
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Jupiter has no solid earth and therefore your base falls to the core, where it is crushed by the intense gravity there. Valigarmander teleports the Thingy to his base, which is underwater.

12-14-2006, 07:20 PM	#369
NintendoFanatic14 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Space Colony ARK Gender: Posts: 328 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Suddenly a whirlpool destroys your base. The Thingy washes up on shore and I grab it and go to my base on Mt. Everest

12-17-2006, 06:20 PM	#370
The Evil... Dr. 8-Bit! Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Gender: Posts: 161 Thanks: 6 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Well, I steal the Thingy and make it so that no one except me can touch it without transforming into Mario.

12-17-2006, 07:54 PM	#371
IgnorantOne Newbie Join Date: Dec 2006 Gender: Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	takes the thingy anyways OH GOD NO, I'M HIDEOUS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, SOMEBODY SAVE ME BY KILLING ME, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... haha, just kidding, runs into the final level of the most difficult game ever and uses a magic potion to return to normal

12-18-2006, 12:31 PM	#373
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	I spawn a chaingun with infinite ammo and shoot it at the smilies and garramous,after they get ripped, shredded, and pwned by the thousands and thousands of bullets I take the Thingy and hide in my base on Mercury and they are guarded by the 105th legion of Goblin Stormtroopers (there the best of the best of the best of the best of the best and so on and so on and so on)

12-18-2006, 01:46 PM	#374
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Using the powers of Goomba brainwashing, T3hDarkness converts your troopers peacefully and they give T3hDarkness the thingy and start a civil war. Eww this thingy is starting to get kind of grungy puts thingy in automatic golf ball cleaner and walks off

12-18-2006, 02:27 PM	#375
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	they are goblin stormtroopers not goomba stormtroopers,besides,there armor gives them an immunity to mind affecting powers,poison and resistance to shock and poison.They shoot you with there blazer rifles and you look like swiss cheese when they're done with you.

12-18-2006, 03:30 PM	#376
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Valigarmander walks up and drinks a potion. He grows several stories high and eats the goblins. His hypermetabolism vaporizes the goblins the moment they reach his gut, and his stomach of steel prevents them from ever breaking out. He takes the Thingy but accidentally crushes it between his massive fingers. He looks up into the Mercurian skies and give a big, loud, Darth Vaderish "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

12-18-2006, 06:05 PM	#377
NintendoFanatic14 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Space Colony ARK Gender: Posts: 328 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I give you a magic potion that makes you explode. I get the Thingy and go to my secret base in Siberia.

12-18-2006, 07:28 PM	#378
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	One of Valigarmander's clones follows you and eats you. He later craps you out. He take the Thingy and hides it in a place nobody would suspect.

12-18-2006, 07:56 PM	#379
NintendoFanatic14 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Space Colony ARK Gender: Posts: 328 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I challenge Valigarmander's clone to a fight for the Thingy. After an epic 6-hour fight, I win and I get the Thingy and go hide in a closet.

12-18-2006, 10:16 PM	#380
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Tom Cruise is already in the closet, and pushes you out. Valigarmander is waiting with a club. BLAMMITY BLAMMITY WHACK You die. Valigarmander takes the Thingy and digs a hole.