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**Valigarmander** · 01-10-2007, 12:08 AM

The igloo melts and you cry. I swoop in and take the Thingy, hiding somewhere in Siberia.

t3hDarkness · 01-10-2007, 12:12 AM

T3hdarkness explains the insagnificance of the thingy and convinces Varligarmander to give it to him. Also, NintendoFanatic14 has just bought an amazing bridge in the middle of the Sahara Desert.

T3hdarkness puts the thingy up on an online auction site. The current bid belongs to Dr. House and is 896 dinars.

NintendoFanatic14 · 01-10-2007, 12:28 AM

I bid 1,00000000000000000 bucks and I win. I take the Thingy and enjoy my new bridge.

Spritedude · 01-10-2007, 12:29 AM

I destroy the bridge with my l33t haXX0r blaster and steal the thingy.
Then I put the thingy in my underwear (Can't get it now

) and run away.

t3hDarkness · 01-10-2007, 12:39 AM

T3hDarkness ask a homosexual friend of his to retrieve the thingy. SpriteDude pays him and T3hDarkness uses a long pair of tongs to dip the thingy on acid (to remove clean it) and then burns the tongs before casually wandering away.

Virus256 · 01-10-2007, 03:01 PM

I send out an army of robots from that base place in space(

)to kill you and take the thingy back to the base. I shove it into a cannon and fire it to pluto.

Frumie · 01-10-2007, 05:33 PM

Sure, it would go to Pluto, but I grab it like a football when fired. Then I hide in a robot's torso.

Virus256 · 01-10-2007, 06:42 PM

I jump into the robots head and rewire its programming and now the Thingy is mine, ha ha ha! Also, I program it to fire mercilessly at anything that moves.

LinkManDX · 01-10-2007, 06:58 PM

I use my ruling powers of Mobius to send an army of robots to take the thingy.

I place the thingy next to my throne in an indestructible safe guarded by minions of Mobius.

Mushi · 01-10-2007, 07:39 PM

I use the Soviet Russia ray. Now Mobius owns you! I just so happen to be Mobius. I use my power over you to steal the thingy, after which I use it to prop up my lean-two.

Virus256 · 01-10-2007, 07:49 PM

I construct a fake Thingy and trick you into taking the fake. I build an indestructable dome with no locked door leading into the inside which is a 100 mile long obstacle course. At the end is the Thingy. I wait in a different room, monitering the course to make sure there are no cheaters...

Spritedude · 01-10-2007, 10:32 PM

I just teleport through the obstacle course to the Thingy. Then I teleport to the room you're in, drop a grenade, then teleport outside before it explodes. Then I put it in a chest in a sunken ship deep beneath the sea and gaurd it. (While using my oxygen mask of course.)

Mushi · 01-10-2007, 10:48 PM

You glance over at your oxygen tank label.

Oxy-Gen brand Oxygen tanks! Our air is the best air!

Warning: Do not use in water.

What!? *BOOMNUKEEXPLODE*

I dive down(with my Mushi brand oxygen mask) and steal the thingy. I then float gently over to my castle, which is guarded by an inflatable dragon.

NintendoFanatic14 · 01-10-2007, 11:00 PM

I pop the inflatable dragon with a giant pin. I then drop a purple elephant on your castle. I take the Thingy and go to my indestructible fortress.

Mushi · 01-10-2007, 11:18 PM

However, you fortress in not "inconstructable" therefore, I construct. I make a large addition to the castle. You get a bill in the mail asking for payment.

Mushi construction company has built your room add-on!

Balance due: Thingy(1)

You pay the bill. I now have the thingy.

NintendoFanatic14 · 01-10-2007, 11:22 PM

I sing the Snickers song and you run away screaming. I take the Thingy and go to KFC.

Bomby · 01-10-2007, 11:23 PM

I smack you with a bucket of chicken and take the Thingy to the mosque.

NintendoFanatic14 · 01-11-2007, 12:16 AM

I blow up the mosque. I take the Thingy and go to Subway.

t3hDarkness · 01-11-2007, 08:50 AM

A subway car plows through the sandwich shop. Miraculously, no one dies.

However, in the ensuing chaos, T3hDarkness takes the unguarded thingy off of the table 'a lady friend' requested the item.

Virus256 · 01-11-2007, 10:38 AM

I come out of the hospital and make myself an electrical current in the air(thus invisible) and cause chaos throughout the earth. Eventually I happen to pick up the Thingy and continue my chaos.

01-10-2007, 07:39 PM	#30
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	I use the Soviet Russia ray. Now Mobius owns you! I just so happen to be Mobius. I use my power over you to steal the thingy, after which I use it to prop up my lean-two. __________________

01-10-2007, 10:48 PM	#33
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	You glance over at your oxygen tank label. Oxy-Gen brand Oxygen tanks! Our air is the best air! Warning: Do not use in water. What!? BOOMNUKEEXPLODE I dive down(with my Mushi brand oxygen mask) and steal the thingy. I then float gently over to my castle, which is guarded by an inflatable dragon. __________________

01-10-2007, 11:18 PM	#35
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	However, you fortress in not "inconstructable" therefore, I construct. I make a large addition to the castle. You get a bill in the mail asking for payment. Mushi construction company has built your room add-on! Balance due: Thingy(1) You pay the bill. I now have the thingy. __________________

01-10-2007, 12:08 AM	#21
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	The igloo melts and you cry. I swoop in and take the Thingy, hiding somewhere in Siberia.

01-10-2007, 12:12 AM	#22
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	T3hdarkness explains the insagnificance of the thingy and convinces Varligarmander to give it to him. Also, NintendoFanatic14 has just bought an amazing bridge in the middle of the Sahara Desert. T3hdarkness puts the thingy up on an online auction site. The current bid belongs to Dr. House and is 896 dinars.

01-10-2007, 12:28 AM	#23
NintendoFanatic14 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Space Colony ARK Gender: Posts: 328 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I bid 1,00000000000000000 bucks and I win. I take the Thingy and enjoy my new bridge.

01-10-2007, 12:29 AM	#24
Spritedude Calibrating... Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Centennial State Gender: Posts: 1,425 Thanks: 70 Thanked 84 Times in 51 Posts	I destroy the bridge with my l33t haXX0r blaster and steal the thingy. Then I put the thingy in my underwear (Can't get it now ) and run away.

01-10-2007, 12:39 AM	#25
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	T3hDarkness ask a homosexual friend of his to retrieve the thingy. SpriteDude pays him and T3hDarkness uses a long pair of tongs to dip the thingy on acid (to remove clean it) and then burns the tongs before casually wandering away.

01-10-2007, 03:01 PM	#26
Virus256 Newbie Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Not there. Gender: Posts: 24 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I send out an army of robots from that base place in space( )to kill you and take the thingy back to the base. I shove it into a cannon and fire it to pluto.

01-10-2007, 05:33 PM	#27
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	Sure, it would go to Pluto, but I grab it like a football when fired. Then I hide in a robot's torso.

01-10-2007, 06:42 PM	#28
Virus256 Newbie Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Not there. Gender: Posts: 24 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I jump into the robots head and rewire its programming and now the Thingy is mine, ha ha ha! Also, I program it to fire mercilessly at anything that moves.

01-10-2007, 06:58 PM	#29
LinkManDX Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Because political usernames ftw Gender: Posts: 3,582 Thanks: 297 Thanked 266 Times in 156 Posts	I use my ruling powers of Mobius to send an army of robots to take the thingy. I place the thingy next to my throne in an indestructible safe guarded by minions of Mobius.

01-10-2007, 07:49 PM	#31
Virus256 Newbie Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Not there. Gender: Posts: 24 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I construct a fake Thingy and trick you into taking the fake. I build an indestructable dome with no locked door leading into the inside which is a 100 mile long obstacle course. At the end is the Thingy. I wait in a different room, monitering the course to make sure there are no cheaters...

01-10-2007, 10:32 PM	#32
Spritedude Calibrating... Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Centennial State Gender: Posts: 1,425 Thanks: 70 Thanked 84 Times in 51 Posts	I just teleport through the obstacle course to the Thingy. Then I teleport to the room you're in, drop a grenade, then teleport outside before it explodes. Then I put it in a chest in a sunken ship deep beneath the sea and gaurd it. (While using my oxygen mask of course.)

01-10-2007, 11:00 PM	#34
NintendoFanatic14 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Space Colony ARK Gender: Posts: 328 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I pop the inflatable dragon with a giant pin. I then drop a purple elephant on your castle. I take the Thingy and go to my indestructible fortress.

01-10-2007, 11:22 PM	#36
NintendoFanatic14 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Space Colony ARK Gender: Posts: 328 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I sing the Snickers song and you run away screaming. I take the Thingy and go to KFC.

01-10-2007, 11:23 PM	#37
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I smack you with a bucket of chicken and take the Thingy to the mosque.

01-11-2007, 12:16 AM	#38
NintendoFanatic14 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Space Colony ARK Gender: Posts: 328 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I blow up the mosque. I take the Thingy and go to Subway.

01-11-2007, 08:50 AM	#39
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	A subway car plows through the sandwich shop. Miraculously, no one dies. However, in the ensuing chaos, T3hDarkness takes the unguarded thingy off of the table 'a lady friend' requested the item.

01-11-2007, 10:38 AM	#40
Virus256 Newbie Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Not there. Gender: Posts: 24 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I come out of the hospital and make myself an electrical current in the air(thus invisible) and cause chaos throughout the earth. Eventually I happen to pick up the Thingy and continue my chaos.