What's the Dumbest Video Game Name You've Heard?

Codiekitty · 04-10-2007, 11:08 AM

For me, "Beyond the Beyond". I'm sure somebody meant for that to be cryptic, like a bigger void than oblivion, but it sounds more like a stuttered tongue twister.

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***Ace Mercury*** · 04-10-2007, 11:17 AM

Live a Live. Granted, it's Japanese, so it might sound catchier in their tongue. But, to me, I can read it, but can't say it aloud. Is it "live" as is "living" or "alive"?

Followed by GoldenEye: Rogue Agent. I mean, wtf EA, you're trying to fool us into thinking it's as good as GoldenEye 007?

Robotazy · 04-10-2007, 11:37 AM

Daikatana. No, not because the game was horribly bad (I wouldn't know) BUT WHAT THE FFFFF' IS A DAIKATANA ANYWAY?!

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-10-2007, 12:58 PM

Dai --> big
katana --> variety of Japanese longsword

So... big sword. Sounds kind of stupid, still.

LinkManDX · 04-10-2007, 01:57 PM

FF7. I mean seriously, why would they name the first one 7?

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Nintendo JJW: Mr. Biscuit · 04-10-2007, 04:11 PM

"Wario Ware: Touched!" The last thing you want to say to people is "I got 'Touched' at Fred Meyers."

Maximum Spider · 04-10-2007, 04:15 PM

Milk n' Nuts, and plok

hferg · 04-10-2007, 04:34 PM

two words: Shaq Fu

also, wouldnt Final Fantasy 2 be kinda a dumb name, i mean how can you make a sequel to a "FINAL" game?

Codiekitty · 04-10-2007, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Dai --> big
katana --> variety of Japanese longsword

So... big sword. Sounds kind of stupid, still.

Wario Ware Touched reminded me of "Touch Dic", that DS dictionary tool, but I don't think it was ever released.

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t3hDarkness · 04-10-2007, 08:41 PM

Final Fantasy - I don't see what is so final about eleven sequels.

**Crazyswordsman** · 04-10-2007, 10:16 PM

Any game with the title "X of Y" as long as "Y" doesn't equal Zelda. -CSM

Codiekitty · 04-11-2007, 04:03 PM

"Military Madness" is also pretty ridiculous.

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SephirothKirby · 04-11-2007, 04:34 PM

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Final Fantasy - I don't see what is so final about eleven sequels.

At the time, Square Soft was going bankrupt. They could no longer make games. So, as their final game ever, they created Final Fantasy. However, the game was so vastly popular that it sold so many copies, it allowed them to come out of bankruptcy. Of course, with a game that popular, they had to make a sequel, thus making it have one of the most ironic names ever.

I'm pretty sure it went something like that.

Codiekitty · 04-11-2007, 04:49 PM

That's what I heard. Although all those copies must've been in Japan, because I heard Final Fantasy (and RPGs in general) wasn't all that popular in America, and we didn't get the other two NES games until somewhat recently (Final Fantasy Origins for 2, just last year for 3).

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**Loot** · 04-11-2007, 05:01 PM

We've been getting Final Fantasy for quite a while, actually, Codie, since the SNES titles. V was even slated for release under the title "Final Fantasy Extreme", I think, but was canned. Then VII came along and screwed it up a bit, since nobody knew how the numbers went anymore, IV being II and VI being III.

We also got the SaGa games renamed as the Final Fantasy Legend series and Seiken Densetsu as Final Fantasy Adventure, although I suppose by the original series on NES, then yes, we were screwed. Not that I and II were exactly great. III was very nice, actually, on the original NES.

Robotazy · 04-11-2007, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by hferg

two words: Shaq Fu

"Where is you Whatever you name is. You want some Shaq Fu?"

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from 06:28 to 06:16

Link 456 · 04-11-2007, 05:50 PM

"Ooga Booga"

Yea, thats a game for the PS1

Frumie · 04-11-2007, 06:12 PM

"Kirby's Avalanche". Honestly, there isn't any snow in the game, let alone an avalanche.

***Ynot Shane*** · 04-11-2007, 06:34 PM

Toejam & Earl.
BMX XXX.
Donkey Kong.

FF never sold in the US until they turned it into an interactive movie and Sony took over the publishing. If only Enix were smart enough to not believe Americans were too stupid to play RPGs, DQ would be a worthwhile franchise in the west as well, and they would have been the ones doing the buying.

Codiekitty · 04-11-2007, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Luigi Double oh Seven

We've been getting Final Fantasy for quite a while, actually, Codie, since the SNES titles. V was even slated for release under the title "Final Fantasy Extreme", I think, but was canned. Then VII came along and screwed it up a bit, since nobody knew how the numbers went anymore, IV being II and VI being III.

Yeah, that's why I said "wasn't", as in "used to, but not anymore".

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04-10-2007, 11:08 AM	#1
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,142 Thanks: 121 Thanked 176 Times in 121 Posts	What's the Dumbest Video Game Name You've Heard? For me, "Beyond the Beyond". I'm sure somebody meant for that to be cryptic, like a bigger void than oblivion, but it sounds more like a stuttered tongue twister. Where are these lemmings going? Not the Super Nintendo Super Shire! They know to go to Codiekitty.com now!

04-10-2007, 04:11 PM	#6
Nintendo JJW: Mr. Biscuit Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Gender: Posts: 32 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	<Insert Perverted Thought> "Wario Ware: Touched!" The last thing you want to say to people is "I got 'Touched' at Fred Meyers."

04-11-2007, 06:34 PM	#19
*Ynot Shane* Not Ready to Make Nice Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Flaflooga Gender: Posts: 132,163 Thanks: 46 Thanked 604 Times in 317 Posts	Toejam & Earl. BMX XXX. Donkey Kong. FF never sold in the US until they turned it into an interactive movie and Sony took over the publishing. If only Enix were smart enough to not believe Americans were too stupid to play RPGs, DQ would be a worthwhile franchise in the west as well, and they would have been the ones doing the buying. __________________ Remember that book store? Well, they became one of those books and coffee places, and now they're just coffee. It's like evolution, only without getting the better part.

04-10-2007, 11:17 AM	#2
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Live a Live. Granted, it's Japanese, so it might sound catchier in their tongue. But, to me, I can read it, but can't say it aloud. Is it "live" as is "living" or "alive"? Followed by GoldenEye: Rogue Agent. I mean, wtf EA, you're trying to fool us into thinking it's as good as GoldenEye 007?

04-10-2007, 11:37 AM	#3
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Daikatana. No, not because the game was horribly bad (I wouldn't know) BUT WHAT THE FFFFF' IS A DAIKATANA ANYWAY?!

04-10-2007, 12:58 PM	#4
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Dai --> big katana --> variety of Japanese longsword So... big sword. Sounds kind of stupid, still.

04-10-2007, 01:57 PM	#5
LinkManDX Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Because political usernames ftw Gender: Posts: 3,582 Thanks: 297 Thanked 266 Times in 156 Posts	FF7. I mean seriously, why would they name the first one 7? [/sarcasm]

04-10-2007, 04:15 PM	#7
Maximum Spider Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,549 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 126 Posts	Milk n' Nuts, and plok

04-10-2007, 04:34 PM	#8
hferg Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Gender: Posts: 232 Thanks: 4 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	two words: Shaq Fu also, wouldnt Final Fantasy 2 be kinda a dumb name, i mean how can you make a sequel to a "FINAL" game?

04-10-2007, 08:41 PM	#10
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Final Fantasy - I don't see what is so final about eleven sequels.

04-10-2007, 10:16 PM	#11
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	Any game with the title "X of Y" as long as "Y" doesn't equal Zelda. -CSM

04-11-2007, 04:03 PM	#12
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,142 Thanks: 121 Thanked 176 Times in 121 Posts	"Military Madness" is also pretty ridiculous. Where are these lemmings going? Not the Super Nintendo Super Shire! They know to go to Codiekitty.com now!

04-11-2007, 04:49 PM	#14
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,142 Thanks: 121 Thanked 176 Times in 121 Posts	That's what I heard. Although all those copies must've been in Japan, because I heard Final Fantasy (and RPGs in general) wasn't all that popular in America, and we didn't get the other two NES games until somewhat recently (Final Fantasy Origins for 2, just last year for 3). Where are these lemmings going? Not the Super Nintendo Super Shire! They know to go to Codiekitty.com now!

04-11-2007, 05:01 PM	#15
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	We've been getting Final Fantasy for quite a while, actually, Codie, since the SNES titles. V was even slated for release under the title "Final Fantasy Extreme", I think, but was canned. Then VII came along and screwed it up a bit, since nobody knew how the numbers went anymore, IV being II and VI being III. We also got the SaGa games renamed as the Final Fantasy Legend series and Seiken Densetsu as Final Fantasy Adventure, although I suppose by the original series on NES, then yes, we were screwed. Not that I and II were exactly great. III was very nice, actually, on the original NES.

04-11-2007, 05:50 PM	#17
Link 456 Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Land of Love Gender: Posts: 2,306 Thanks: 86 Thanked 74 Times in 58 Posts Blog Entries: 1	"Ooga Booga" Yea, thats a game for the PS1

04-11-2007, 06:12 PM	#18
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	"Kirby's Avalanche". Honestly, there isn't any snow in the game, let alone an avalanche.