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| been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts | NC Mountain Hotel - Redux OoC: Any stupid posts will be duly ignored. Most people should know how the hotel topics work. *zoom in* *Chunky is walking up a mountain path* Chunky: Boy, I'm bored. Say, isn't this mountain...? *Chunky rounds a bend* Chunky: Oh my GOD. *DUN DUN DUN* Chunky: I can't believe it. The Mountain Hotel came back. Somehow. *Chunky walks in* Chunky: I miss Jim. Ah, whatever. *Chunky takes his seat behind the front desk* |
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| Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,944 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10 | X-3: *At bottom of hotel* Hey, look, a hotel. Chunky: *Looking through telescope* Aww, crap, it's X-3. I need to stop him before this topic is ruined! ???: We can help, for a price. Chunky: Okay, take X-3 down...Star Wolf! *Later...* X-3: Whew, I made it to the top! Wolf: Can't let you do that, X-3! Leon: Chunky has ordered us to take you down. Pigma: "I'll do you fast, X- Wolf: Aren't you dead? Pigma: Damn, you're right. Leon: Guys, we ruined the whole joke. Panther: Nice going. Oikonny: Chunky's enemy is my enemy! Wolf: It's over, Oikonny. You and Pigma can leave now. Pigma: Aww. Oikonny: This sucks. X-3: Uh...guys? Wolf: Oh, right. *Star Wolf theme starts* X-3: I love this song. Panther: Can't disagree there. Leon: I hate it, it doesn't fit us. Wolf: God damn it, guys, he's trying to distract us! X-3: Uh-oh! *Runs to hotel* Wolf: Oh, no you don't! *Fires* BOOOOM Panther: The rodent has fallen. Leon: Aww, I wanted to blast him... *Later...Again* Wolf: Alright, hand the money over, ape! Chunky: Here ya go. Wolf: Alright, let's go. *Star Wolf flies away* Chunky: ...whew, they didn't realize that that was Monopoly money. X-3: Hey, can I have a room? Chunky: Sure-What the hell? Wolf killed you! X-3: No he didn't. Chunky: I saw you ripped apart with my own eyes! X-3: The way I survived is a secret. ![]() Chunky: Mind explaining? X-3: I don't feel like it. Give me a room. Chunky: That'll be...$1000! X-3: The sign says it's $15. Chunky: The sign is WRONG. X-3: Do you want my money or not? Chunky: Fine. *X-3 gives money, Chunky gives key* X-3: Thanks. Chunky: Heheheh...wait until he sees the piranha-infested room I gave him! Holy crap, this post is long, and it's full of stupidity. I'll have to ask for $10 more next time I see him as a penalty. |
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| Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres. Gender: Posts: 1,167 Thanks: 39 Thanked 15 Times in 14 Posts Blog Entries: 1 | Okay, so Dragoshi walks into the hotel. Dragoshi: *Looks around*So, this is the NC Mountain Hotel? Nice place.*He then proceeds to walk over to Chunky, pays him whatever the room cost is, takes a key and moves on over to his room.* |
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| been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts | Chunky: I wonder if any hotel vets will show up. |
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| Arceus the Almighty Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius Gender: Posts: 1,320 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 25 Posts | Lilac: Chunk, do I count as a vet? *Lilac, as a Ferret, looks way, way up at Chunky* Chunk: Whoa. Your tiny. Zero: Yeah she's my... Lilac: *pushes Zero outta the way* GET OUT! Damn Reploids! Always After me and Tess! Tess (somewhere out there): Agreed. -_-;; Bass: But I'm not a... Lilac: Yes you are. You have big hands... Zero: Oh please, not the... *Bass touches Zero's youknowwhatlights* Everyone, including X-3, who came down with a piranha on his hand: O.O Lilac: *pushes Bass, Tess, and Zero away* I'm sorry for the inconvenience. They seemed to have figured out how to get out of the Thingy Topic and ruin other topics.. >>;; Chunky: err... here's your key. Get away from me! ><; Lilac: Fine! *gives Chunky some gold and a sapphire that Lilac stole from Vix* I'm gonna get yelled at and sued at anyway. Damn you recurring jokes! |
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| Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres. Gender: Posts: 1,167 Thanks: 39 Thanked 15 Times in 14 Posts Blog Entries: 1 | Dragoshi: ...Something tells me i'm gonna need headache meds for this. And, I mean really I never really needed headache meds back in the days of the Desert Hotel and whatnot, but hey those days were weird in their own right, filled with godmodding, wacky pointless stuff and death! That and-*Goes into 'Stupid Psuedorant' mode while walking away and back into his room* |
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| Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sweden Gender: Posts: 2,012 Thanks: 63 Thanked 19 Times in 16 Posts | *meanwhile in the desert* jpfr: There, I've finally managed to rebuild the old NC Desert Hotel. psyducker: Why didn't you just rebuild the Mountain Hotel you always keep saying such nice things about? jpfr: I would, but some bastard had already bought the property. I heard they're building a parking lot up there to compliment some mall in Burkina Faso. Any case, now let's just wait for the old hotel veterans to show up and get a room. psyducker: I think you're gonna have to wait for quite a long time. jpfr: How so? psyducker: Well, for one, there's no punch. jpfr: *sigh* Fine, I'll go brew a punch. Then we can get some guests. psyducker: I still don't think so. jpfr: ... Just why not?! psyducker: Didn't you hear? The Mountain Hotel mysteriously reappeared the other day, everyone goes there to get a room instead. jpfr: ... And why didn't you say so? *runs to the mountain* SAVE THE WARDROBE FOR ME!!! psyducker: Don't forget to put some lemonade in the punch. |
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| Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,944 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10 | X-3: Huh, that was weird. Anyway...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Chunky: Heheheh, I forgot to mention that you got the piranha room. X-3: What?! Chunky: Oh, and you owe me $10 more for that long post. X-3: I do? Chunky: Yep. X-3: No, I don't. Chunky: ...yes you do. X-3: I'm not standing for this! I'm reporting you to the BAH company! Chunky: Huh? X-3: The Big Ass Hotel company. They make sure people are taken care of in hotels, or they take em' away. I'm going to call them. Chunky: Uh, quick! Take this key! Just don't report this hotel. X-3: Awesome. *Grabs key and heads to new room*Chunky: ...god, I hope business gets better then THIS. Robots touching robots, annoying hedgehogs...Talk about irritating. |
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| Arceus the Almighty Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius Gender: Posts: 1,320 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 25 Posts | Lilac: I'm not a hedgehog! I'm a Ferret! Chunky: How does she DO that? -_-;;; Lilac: By the way Chunky, the Robots touching robots thing cracked me up. I can't stop laughing! Sorry for the spelling errors and *HIC* Hiccups! Bass: Man I have to quit getting hung over from those parties.... Lilac: How the hell can you drink? Your a robot! Bass: *punches Lilac* SHUTUP. Nobody knows that! >>; Lilac: x.x Chunky, where's the Soda Machine? Chunky: Back there. Why do you want it? Lilac: *comes back with a rootbeer and tries to spray Bass* Bass: AUGH! *Lilac Misses and spray the curtains* Chunky: You are gonna have to pay for that. Lilac: Sorry... u_u;; Last edited by Lilac DownDeep; 04-13-2007 at 04:24 PM. |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5 | T3hDarkness wearing a black pinstriped suit and a half-dead looking preacher in a red Duster walk up to the front desk shortly followed by a very disgruntled looking two foot tall robot. Izatso:This is no Malton, but it will do. T3hdarkness: I am going to need a room for about a week. *Sets a heavy looking case on the ground* One with soundproofed walls if you will. ChunkyKong12345: That will cost Extra. T3hDarkness: *Gently sets two silver shotgun slugs on the counter* ChunkyKong12345: We can accommodate that. Izatso: How high is your highest window? T3hdarkness: I need you alive for the test. Flamebot: I'm not reviving him again. T3hDarkness: You will do what I say or I pull out your drug replicator. Flamebot: ****er Don't touch it. I'll make you listen to Shinia Twain for three hours. T3hDarkness: You haven't got the ball bearings. Flamebot: Don't you push me. Izatso: *Pulls a crowbar from his duster and smashes the Flamebot* Flamebot: *SQUARK* T3hDarkness: We are going to need a dustbin and some duct tape as well. Keep the case in the safe please. ChunkyKong123345: *Hands T3hDarkness a key and struggles with the case* |
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| Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sweden Gender: Posts: 2,012 Thanks: 63 Thanked 19 Times in 16 Posts | *arrives* jpfr: *huff... puff... wheeze...* I'll take the wardrobe please. Chunky: I'm sorry, that room just got taken. jpfr: WHA?!! Who dares?! igglybuffer and wigglytuffer: Hiya! jpfr: You're kidding, right? Chunky: Yes, I am. toxicroaker: It was me, I happen to like wardrobes. jpfr: Gee... Really, who the hell gives a damn about these 4:th generation Pokémon? Chunky: So will you take a room? jpfr: Whatever, as long as it has television. |
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| ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.・゚*。・+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡`(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8 | Lman7: i'd like to check into a room... away from the touching robots. Chunky: hey, theres going to be a concert nearby, with SHAKIRA! Lman7: *squeals with joy* oh, i'd also like tv with Io digital cable. and a Wii! I'll pay 10,000$ Chunky: all right! here you go! room 277! Lman7: thank you. hmm... this place is nice! |
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| been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts | Chunky (on phone): What? Shakira died? Oh my. Chunky (on the PA): Ladies and gentlemen, the Shakira concert will be canceled due to a tragic roofing accident. |
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| Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sweden Gender: Posts: 2,012 Thanks: 63 Thanked 19 Times in 16 Posts | jpfr: *puts away box of rotten tomatoes* Drat. |
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| Arceus the Almighty Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius Gender: Posts: 1,320 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 25 Posts | Lilac: Darn it. Bass: Screw them. They always sucked anyway... that's what they get for putting fireworks on the stage... Lilac: Ignore Bass. His craze for power's made him insane and perverted... why do I hang out with him? Bass: the same reason I have- Lilac:*whacks Bass with her staff* Shut up. |
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| been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts | Chunky: Who's up for a game of try to kill a person with a penny? |
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| Arceus the Almighty Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius Gender: Posts: 1,320 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 25 Posts | *Thwack* MMMFFF!! Bass: *puts his Helmet back on* It doesn't fit you Lilac... Lilac: DUh! |
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| been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts | *Chunky looks around for a plot device* Chunky: Hmm... *Chunky spots jpfr doing something* Chunky: What are you doing? |
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