NC Mountain Hotel! - Page 2

07-22-2003, 11:47 PM

My own private room. A way to get away from the nonstop earthquakes of noise down where I lived. The first few days it was quiet, until I heard many different things exploding. Not even a wink of sleep could become mine under these conditions anymore. Frustrated, I press outside my room and try to solve whatever problems are happening. I soon find somebody that seems to be staying here as well.

I casually walk over and say to the next poster "What's going on here? Why is it so loud?"

They respond by saying...

-S1x

Dark_Mario7 · 07-23-2003, 12:01 AM

..GI Jimbo is making the Ninjas stomp on a bug..

Everyone:SHUT THE HELL UP!

GI JImbo:..Er..ok?

Sumyunggie · 07-23-2003, 12:40 AM

So, you thought you could stop me with those papers you keep looking at. Pah, pah, and triple pah. Thy cabinets are not strong enough to survive the bacon, you crazy hobo-dyke.

Dark_Mario7 · 07-23-2003, 01:11 AM

GI J:Sorry Fred, we allow idiots, but not mentally retarded..They always seem to be a burden..

Sumyunggie · 07-23-2003, 02:40 AM

Then why are you setting it up at this board? what were you even thinking?!

Prove to me that I am mentally retarded.

Quote:

Fred, don't accuse people of things you're not sure of unless you can prove it

You said that to me. I'm pretty sure it applies to you as well. Go suck your ear.

Mister Q · 07-23-2003, 03:39 AM

guyz stop fitng or u will turn out 2 be like richy the talekapper

07-23-2003, 04:12 AM

But it's amusing.

-S1x

gamechamp3000 · 07-23-2003, 04:53 AM

Gamechamp walks in.

GC: Yes, I'd like a room here!

GI Jimbo: Sure, it's room 763.

GC: Okay.

Later, in Gamechamp's room...

GC: Yes... I've found a victim... I will destroy/take over this place so that I can make here the GAMECHAMP -81 STAR MOUNTAIN GAMING HOTEL!!!!!

I notice I forgot to shut the door, and a guy is watching.

Guy: What did you just say?

GC: I said... I've found the symptom... that will make a decoy... near some place... so that I can... call you big fat stupid idiotic idiot!

Guy: Oh, okay, I thought you meant something insulting.

Meanwhile...

???: Yes, I'd like a room here... my name? Melvin... perchance, has somebody named Gamechamp come by here?

GI Jimbo: Yep, he rented a room here.

Melvin: Wait! I must tell you! He's really plotting to take over/destroy this place! He's already tried many times at other places! I was nearly killed in a vat of acid by an evil teletubbie race once because of him! (From an old thing like this hotel)

GI Jimbo: Yeah, right.

Melvin: (Why do I even try saving these people?...)

[ July 23, 2003, 03:55 AM: Message edited by: Gamechamp ]

Mister Q · 07-23-2003, 05:09 AM

ok silvera u guys can keep fighting. just dont call each other names.

imported_jigglypuffer · 07-23-2003, 06:27 AM

jigglypuffer arrives at the hotel after the spare bus that only guess who travelled with, had stopped because of the lack of spare tires.

jpfr: Tack ska du ha!
Bus driver: ?
jpfr: Ska du ha betalt för resan?
Bus driver: ?
jpfr: Vänta lite, du pratar ju inte svenska... I mean: Wait a minute, you don´t speak swedish. Oops, must watch the language!

imported_Jonathan Resop · 07-23-2003, 10:43 AM

Just ignore that gig guy.-jay

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 07-23-2003, 10:43 AM

*Steals key for Suite*

Chunky:*Using Jedi Mind Trick* You saw nothing...

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 07-23-2003, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Perrin Aybara:
Just ignore that gig guy.-jay

*Using Jedi Mind Trick*You..must...update...Dr. Donez....

Microphone_Kirby · 07-23-2003, 12:47 PM

Mic Kirby: Hello, may I have a room?

GI Jimbo: Sure, you're room number is... WHAT???? You're Kirby aren't you??? We don't want you eating up all the food or singing into that microphone!!! GET OUT!!!!

Mic Kirby: Awwwwwww...

Dark_Mario7 · 07-23-2003, 12:48 PM

GI J:THATS IT! JEDI MIND TRICKS WON'T WORK ON ME! GO NINJAS ATTACK!

Sumyunggie · 07-23-2003, 01:18 PM

I HAVE PUMPED YOUR NINJAS WITH TYLONOL EXTREME SO NOW THEY ARE SUPER AMERICA MEDICINE ROBOT SOLDIER NAZI NINJAS! YES

Dark_Mario7 · 07-23-2003, 01:25 PM

GI J:THANK YOU, FRED. NOW THEY ARE IMMUNE TO JEDO MIND TRICKS AND HOME IMPROVEMENT EPISODES. FRED, TAKE THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOTEL. IF THE WOLVERINES BIT YOU, BITE THEM BACK.

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 07-23-2003, 01:27 PM

*Uses Super Duper Ultra Awesome 1337 Jedi Mind Trick*

You Ninjas will attack G.I.Jimbo....

Ninjas:We will attack G.I.Jimbo..*They attack him*

G.I.:AAAAAAHHHHH!!!*Falls off mountain and lands on the NC Building and makes a hole in the roof*

[ July 23, 2003, 12:28 PM: Message edited by: Chunky Kong- VGFer since 1-20-01 ]

Dark_Mario7 · 07-23-2003, 01:33 PM

GI J:STOP DAYDREAMING AND GET OUT OF THIS HOTEL UNLESS YOU WANT NAZI NINJAS, NUCLEAR MISSLES, ANTONIO BANDERAS'S STAND UP COMEDY HOUR TO KILL YOU!

Poochy · 07-23-2003, 01:36 PM

Poochy: *starts climbing mountain* Great idea, having the hotel on top of a flipping mountain with no road.

07-22-2003, 11:47 PM	#21
Superb1x Guest Posts: n/a	My own private room. A way to get away from the nonstop earthquakes of noise down where I lived. The first few days it was quiet, until I heard many different things exploding. Not even a wink of sleep could become mine under these conditions anymore. Frustrated, I press outside my room and try to solve whatever problems are happening. I soon find somebody that seems to be staying here as well. I casually walk over and say to the next poster "What's going on here? Why is it so loud?" They respond by saying... -S1x

07-23-2003, 12:01 AM	#22
Dark_Mario7 Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: Germany, where yo\' think Hitler be? Posts: 1,137 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	..GI Jimbo is making the Ninjas stomp on a bug.. Everyone:SHUT THE HELL UP! GI JImbo:..Er..ok?

07-23-2003, 12:40 AM	#23
Sumyunggie Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: place Posts: 660 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	So, you thought you could stop me with those papers you keep looking at. Pah, pah, and triple pah. Thy cabinets are not strong enough to survive the bacon, you crazy hobo-dyke.

07-23-2003, 01:11 AM	#24
Dark_Mario7 Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: Germany, where yo\' think Hitler be? Posts: 1,137 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	GI J:Sorry Fred, we allow idiots, but not mentally retarded..They always seem to be a burden..

07-23-2003, 03:39 AM	#26
Mister Q Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: casstle Posts: 38 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	guyz stop fitng or u will turn out 2 be like richy the talekapper

07-23-2003, 04:12 AM	#27
Superb1x Guest Posts: n/a	But it's amusing. -S1x

07-23-2003, 04:53 AM	#28
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Gamechamp walks in. GC: Yes, I'd like a room here! GI Jimbo: Sure, it's room 763. GC: Okay. Later, in Gamechamp's room... GC: Yes... I've found a victim... I will destroy/take over this place so that I can make here the GAMECHAMP -81 STAR MOUNTAIN GAMING HOTEL!!!!! I notice I forgot to shut the door, and a guy is watching. Guy: What did you just say? GC: I said... I've found the symptom... that will make a decoy... near some place... so that I can... call you big fat stupid idiotic idiot! Guy: Oh, okay, I thought you meant something insulting. Meanwhile... ???: Yes, I'd like a room here... my name? Melvin... perchance, has somebody named Gamechamp come by here? GI Jimbo: Yep, he rented a room here. Melvin: Wait! I must tell you! He's really plotting to take over/destroy this place! He's already tried many times at other places! I was nearly killed in a vat of acid by an evil teletubbie race once because of him! (From an old thing like this hotel) GI Jimbo: Yeah, right. Melvin: (Why do I even try saving these people?...) [ July 23, 2003, 03:55 AM: Message edited by: Gamechamp ]

07-23-2003, 05:09 AM	#29
Mister Q Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: casstle Posts: 38 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	ok silvera u guys can keep fighting. just dont call each other names.

07-23-2003, 06:27 AM	#30
imported_jigglypuffer Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,226 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	jigglypuffer arrives at the hotel after the spare bus that only guess who travelled with, had stopped because of the lack of spare tires. jpfr: Tack ska du ha! Bus driver: ? jpfr: Ska du ha betalt för resan? Bus driver: ? jpfr: Vänta lite, du pratar ju inte svenska... I mean: Wait a minute, you don´t speak swedish. Oops, must watch the language!

07-23-2003, 10:43 AM	#31
imported_Jonathan Resop Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Just ignore that gig guy.-jay

07-23-2003, 10:43 AM	#32
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Steals key for Suite Chunky:Using Jedi Mind Trick You saw nothing...

07-23-2003, 12:47 PM	#34
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: None of your business. Gender: Posts: 7,013 Thanks: 525 Thanked 223 Times in 179 Posts Blog Entries: 6	Mic Kirby: Hello, may I have a room? GI Jimbo: Sure, you're room number is... WHAT???? You're Kirby aren't you??? We don't want you eating up all the food or singing into that microphone!!! GET OUT!!!! Mic Kirby: Awwwwwww...

07-23-2003, 12:48 PM	#35
Dark_Mario7 Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: Germany, where yo\' think Hitler be? Posts: 1,137 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	GI J:THATS IT! JEDI MIND TRICKS WON'T WORK ON ME! GO NINJAS ATTACK!

07-23-2003, 01:18 PM	#36
Sumyunggie Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: place Posts: 660 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I HAVE PUMPED YOUR NINJAS WITH TYLONOL EXTREME SO NOW THEY ARE SUPER AMERICA MEDICINE ROBOT SOLDIER NAZI NINJAS! YES

07-23-2003, 01:25 PM	#37
Dark_Mario7 Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: Germany, where yo\' think Hitler be? Posts: 1,137 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	GI J:THANK YOU, FRED. NOW THEY ARE IMMUNE TO JEDO MIND TRICKS AND HOME IMPROVEMENT EPISODES. FRED, TAKE THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOTEL. IF THE WOLVERINES BIT YOU, BITE THEM BACK.

07-23-2003, 01:27 PM	#38
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Uses Super Duper Ultra Awesome 1337 Jedi Mind Trick You Ninjas will attack G.I.Jimbo.... Ninjas:We will attack G.I.Jimbo..They attack him G.I.:AAAAAAHHHHH!!!Falls off mountain and lands on the NC Building and makes a hole in the roof [ July 23, 2003, 12:28 PM: Message edited by: Chunky Kong- VGFer since 1-20-01 ]

07-23-2003, 01:33 PM	#39
Dark_Mario7 Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: Germany, where yo\' think Hitler be? Posts: 1,137 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	GI J:STOP DAYDREAMING AND GET OUT OF THIS HOTEL UNLESS YOU WANT NAZI NINJAS, NUCLEAR MISSLES, ANTONIO BANDERAS'S STAND UP COMEDY HOUR TO KILL YOU!

07-23-2003, 01:36 PM	#40
Poochy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Earth. Posts: 2,570 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Poochy: starts climbing mountain Great idea, having the hotel on top of a flipping mountain with no road.