NC Mountain Hotel!

Dark_Mario7 · 07-22-2003, 06:47 PM

The NC forumers have realized the heat of summer and decided to something about it.. They also heard of a hotel in a very cold and very high mountain. They decided it was there where they would settle for a part of the summer!

GI Jimbo, person that bough the hotel, ordered the janitors to place the sign on top of the hotel saying, "NC Vacation Hotel!" . GI Jimbo sat patienly inside waiting for the guests to arrive..

Brooser Koopa · 07-22-2003, 07:10 PM

Brooser: Help, I've lost my cat!
G.I. J: You have a cat?
B: No....hey, are those donuts? Yummy....
GI: Um, okay....enjoy your stay.

Fredfan · 07-22-2003, 07:36 PM

Shouldn't we all have nosebleeds at this elevation? Oh well, time for soda. *pours Vanilla Coke for himself*

Long Live Fred the Spanyard

Ed the Spamyard · 07-22-2003, 07:56 PM

I ride a camel to the top of the mountain, I wear a swedish outfit with buckles, feathered hat, tight pants and yes linder hosen.

Ed: A hotel on top of mountain NC? Why don't they just build it inside a freezer.... *camel bucks me into a lobby window* MAMA!!!

I smash into the window lying on the ground with glass splintered all over the floor and in my flesh..

Ed: I will... oww have a grand.. ow.. suite room... OWWY!! the camel goes to the stables if ya got an.. OW.. stupid glass! *tosses some money to the man behind the counter for room keys*

Introbulus · 07-22-2003, 08:53 PM

(Walks into the hotel through the door in a completely mundane way)

Introbulus: I'll take a room under one condition...do you have complimentary towels?

Brooser Koopa · 07-22-2003, 08:53 PM

B: Well, I'll ahve a look at my room. *goes upstairs to room. Has carpet, a bed, TV in a bureau thing, bathroom, kitchen area, and a couch. Mostly blue furnature* Well, it could use some improvement....*Puts NES, SNES, N64, and GCN from home in bureau thing, and fills cabinets with junk food, but mostly donuts* Tweak this... *Fixes tub so it fills with molten lava* And finally....*Turns heater on high* There. But seriously! Did he HAVE to choose a mountain SO DARN COLD? Oh well. *Turns on TV and eats some donuts*

babybowser9000 · 07-22-2003, 09:11 PM

V-Hmmmmmmmmmmm nice mountain, It could be used as my SECRET HIGH-TECH DANGER LAB!!!!!
Everyone-

V-oops i mean, ummmmm runs to room.

Introbulus · 07-22-2003, 09:13 PM

Introbulus: You know, just saying you're going to do something doesn't make it an action steals towels.

Virus: Huh?

Introbulus: Ooops! I mean...

(Steals towels)

...

Introbulus: This conversation never took place.

Dark_Mario7 · 07-22-2003, 09:16 PM

GI J:NO STEALING TOWELS! NINJAS ATTACK!

Then from out of the closet..THE NINJAS TAKE THE TOWELS BACK!

Intro:...? What just happend?

GI J:Heheh..nothing..

Introbulus · 07-22-2003, 09:21 PM

(Steals some ninjas)

Introbulus: Hehehe...uhh, what am I supposed to do with these ninjas?

Jim: I suggest using them to steal towels.

Introbulus: Good idea! Okay ninja slaves, steal towels for me!

(Ninjas try to kill Introbulus, but their weapons break on his thick skull)

Introbulus: Ninjas, if you don't perform your sacred towel-stealing rituals, I will be forced to seppuku you manually!

(ninjas run off to steal towels for Introbulus)

Introbulus: Hehehe...can I still have a room?

Dark_Mario7 · 07-22-2003, 09:26 PM

GI J:..If you give me my Towel Stealing Ninjas back! I PAYED GOOD MONEY FROM EBAY FOR THEM!

GI Jimbo proceeds to bang his head in the wall wanting his Ninjas back..

Sumyunggie · 07-22-2003, 09:28 PM

Foolish Introbulus! Your Kung-Fu is weak! I shall take this puny hotel for myself with my army of Thunderbirds and puppets that obviously have strings attached to them, so there IS NO HOPE FOR YOU! Muahahahah! But first, I need those towels to power my Evil Brand Giant Robot, that comes out of a rather large dishwasher located somewhere in the depths of Nervada. You all lose.

Introbulus · 07-22-2003, 09:28 PM

Introbulus: (Returns the Ninjas) Fine. I didn't get any towels anyway.

(Later, in Intro's room)

Introbulus: (Opens the closet and towels flud out) Hehehe...

Dark_Mario7 · 07-22-2003, 09:30 PM

GI J:Fine, fine Fred, here are the pictures of DVG looking at Hamtaro pr0n, now get a room or leave..

Brooser Koopa · 07-22-2003, 09:33 PM

B: You know, this hotel is scientifically unstable. The immense mass of the 5 story hotel on top of a flat circular peak 5 feet in diameter would surely cause it to topple over onto the unsuspecting villages below.
Everyone: Wha...???
B: I mean...uh....who's up for a party in the ballroom?
E: YAAAAAAAAY!

Mister Q · 07-22-2003, 09:39 PM

i kill everyoen wt a wmd

Daos is running for mod of Banland · 07-22-2003, 09:47 PM

*kills everyone in the village below*
Yes I would like a room.
*walks to his room*
Hey where are my towels??
No this can only be the work of...Introbulus!

Mister Q · 07-22-2003, 09:52 PM

daos u r ded stop begin so meen 2 me!!!!!!1111

tuatara · 07-22-2003, 10:27 PM

*I fly to the hotel*

Charilitile: I need to take 2 days to rest...

G.I.Jimbo:Whatever, go away

Charilitile:

Then I'll blast you with my fire blast!

G.I.Jimbo:Ok! OK! Your room is 222!

*Charlilitile go into his room*

Charilitile:Its time for me to make my room!

*Charlilitile turns the room with everything Nintendo even NC*

Charilitile:I need some rest...

Dark_Mario7 · 07-22-2003, 10:36 PM

Loudspeaker:Charialitile, please don't threaten GI Jimbo with fireballs. He sesnsitive-

*In a closet..*

Jimbo:Fir..FIRE!..

Loudspeaker:..thank you.

Chariatitile:Oh darn. All the fun is gone..

07-22-2003, 06:47 PM	#1
Dark_Mario7 Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: Germany, where yo\' think Hitler be? Posts: 1,137 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The NC forumers have realized the heat of summer and decided to something about it.. They also heard of a hotel in a very cold and very high mountain. They decided it was there where they would settle for a part of the summer! GI Jimbo, person that bough the hotel, ordered the janitors to place the sign on top of the hotel saying, "NC Vacation Hotel!" . GI Jimbo sat patienly inside waiting for the guests to arrive..

07-22-2003, 07:10 PM	#2
Brooser Koopa Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Over yonder points Posts: 3,048 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Brooser: Help, I've lost my cat! G.I. J: You have a cat? B: No....hey, are those donuts? Yummy.... GI: Um, okay....enjoy your stay.

07-22-2003, 07:36 PM	#3
Fredfan Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 1,739 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Shouldn't we all have nosebleeds at this elevation? Oh well, time for soda. pours Vanilla Coke for himself Long Live Fred the Spanyard

07-22-2003, 07:56 PM	#4
Ed the Spamyard Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Behind you with a knife... stab Posts: 1,897 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I ride a camel to the top of the mountain, I wear a swedish outfit with buckles, feathered hat, tight pants and yes linder hosen. Ed: A hotel on top of mountain NC? Why don't they just build it inside a freezer.... camel bucks me into a lobby window MAMA!!! I smash into the window lying on the ground with glass splintered all over the floor and in my flesh.. Ed: I will... oww have a grand.. ow.. suite room... OWWY!! the camel goes to the stables if ya got an.. OW.. stupid glass! tosses some money to the man behind the counter for room keys

07-22-2003, 08:53 PM	#5
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,169 Thanks: 2 Thanked 25 Times in 12 Posts	(Walks into the hotel through the door in a completely mundane way) Introbulus: I'll take a room under one condition...do you have complimentary towels?

07-22-2003, 09:11 PM	#7
babybowser9000 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: My house Posts: 414 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	V-Hmmmmmmmmmmm nice mountain, It could be used as my SECRET HIGH-TECH DANGER LAB!!!!! Everyone- V-oops i mean, ummmmm runs to room.

07-22-2003, 09:13 PM	#8
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,169 Thanks: 2 Thanked 25 Times in 12 Posts	Introbulus: You know, just saying you're going to do something doesn't make it an action steals towels. Virus: Huh? Introbulus: Ooops! I mean... (Steals towels) ... Introbulus: This conversation never took place.

07-22-2003, 09:16 PM	#9
Dark_Mario7 Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: Germany, where yo\' think Hitler be? Posts: 1,137 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	GI J:NO STEALING TOWELS! NINJAS ATTACK! Then from out of the closet..THE NINJAS TAKE THE TOWELS BACK! Intro:...? What just happend? GI J:Heheh..nothing..

07-22-2003, 09:21 PM	#10
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,169 Thanks: 2 Thanked 25 Times in 12 Posts	(Steals some ninjas) Introbulus: Hehehe...uhh, what am I supposed to do with these ninjas? Jim: I suggest using them to steal towels. Introbulus: Good idea! Okay ninja slaves, steal towels for me! (Ninjas try to kill Introbulus, but their weapons break on his thick skull) Introbulus: Ninjas, if you don't perform your sacred towel-stealing rituals, I will be forced to seppuku you manually! (ninjas run off to steal towels for Introbulus) Introbulus: Hehehe...can I still have a room?

07-22-2003, 09:26 PM	#11
Dark_Mario7 Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: Germany, where yo\' think Hitler be? Posts: 1,137 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	GI J:..If you give me my Towel Stealing Ninjas back! I PAYED GOOD MONEY FROM EBAY FOR THEM! GI Jimbo proceeds to bang his head in the wall wanting his Ninjas back..

07-22-2003, 09:28 PM	#12
Sumyunggie Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: place Posts: 660 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Foolish Introbulus! Your Kung-Fu is weak! I shall take this puny hotel for myself with my army of Thunderbirds and puppets that obviously have strings attached to them, so there IS NO HOPE FOR YOU! Muahahahah! But first, I need those towels to power my Evil Brand Giant Robot, that comes out of a rather large dishwasher located somewhere in the depths of Nervada. You all lose.

07-22-2003, 09:30 PM	#14
Dark_Mario7 Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: Germany, where yo\' think Hitler be? Posts: 1,137 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	GI J:Fine, fine Fred, here are the pictures of DVG looking at Hamtaro pr0n, now get a room or leave..

07-22-2003, 09:33 PM	#15
Brooser Koopa Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Over yonder points Posts: 3,048 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	B: You know, this hotel is scientifically unstable. The immense mass of the 5 story hotel on top of a flat circular peak 5 feet in diameter would surely cause it to topple over onto the unsuspecting villages below. Everyone: Wha...??? B: I mean...uh....who's up for a party in the ballroom? E: YAAAAAAAAY!

07-22-2003, 09:39 PM	#16
Mister Q Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: casstle Posts: 38 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i kill everyoen wt a wmd

07-22-2003, 09:47 PM	#17
Daos is running for mod of Banland False Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Everywhere and nowhere. Posts: 1,752 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	kills everyone in the village below Yes I would like a room. walks to his room Hey where are my towels?? No this can only be the work of...Introbulus!

07-22-2003, 09:52 PM	#18
Mister Q Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: casstle Posts: 38 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	daos u r ded stop begin so meen 2 me!!!!!!1111

07-22-2003, 10:27 PM	#19
tuatara Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I fly to the hotel Charilitile: I need to take 2 days to rest... G.I.Jimbo:Whatever, go away Charilitile: Then I'll blast you with my fire blast! G.I.Jimbo:Ok! OK! Your room is 222! Charlilitile go into his room Charilitile:Its time for me to make my room! Charlilitile turns the room with everything Nintendo even NC Charilitile:I need some rest...

07-22-2003, 10:36 PM	#20
Dark_Mario7 Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: Germany, where yo\' think Hitler be? Posts: 1,137 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Loudspeaker:Charialitile, please don't threaten GI Jimbo with fireballs. He sesnsitive- In a closet.. Jimbo:Fir..FIRE!.. Loudspeaker:..thank you. Chariatitile:Oh darn. All the fun is gone..