The NC Hyrule Hotel, I guess...

Luigiman7 · 11-23-2007, 09:35 AM

Mama: *goes to the King of Hyrule* Hello, good sir! May I open up a hotel in Hyrule? It'll increase the # of tourists!

King: *eating nachos* If it'll get you out of my hair, yes.

Mama: But i'm not in your... oh well. *builds a hotel with magical marshm- I mean, powers* Ok, Now I wait!
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I've always wanted to run a hotel.

Rainbow Dash · 11-23-2007, 10:27 AM

Please, let the hotels die.

UNLESS: There is less idiocy involved and more of an actual plot.

Redshirt · 11-23-2007, 11:59 AM

I'm still pretty new around here, what are NC hotels about? I've seen Chunky's comic but...

Luigiman7 · 11-23-2007, 12:20 PM

Basicly, it's a hotel! You check into a room, and... well... do hotel stuff.

and Chunky, there will be a plot. It wont be all nonsence. there is gonna be a plot.

**X-3** · 11-23-2007, 12:46 PM

Wasn't a Hyrule Hotel already done? And wasn't it complete crap, mostly thanks to me and my lack of good posting at the time?
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*Fel Orcs invade the hotel*
Mannoroth: Wassup, bitches.

heh · 11-23-2007, 01:09 PM

TG Walks up to "mama" and knifes him in the back and deposits the body in the furnace.

x25 pages, topic over. Go home.

Redshirt · 11-23-2007, 01:38 PM

Hmm... I'll take a room, preferably on the top floor, but only if you allow parties, I’ve got a few “friends.”

Luigiman7 · 11-23-2007, 02:24 PM

Alrighty then! Here ya go! Room 608! Have fun!

Redshirt · 11-23-2007, 02:37 PM

Mush Man:Thanks, Come on boys up stairs.

Lot's of random videogame characters stampede through the lobby and follow me up stair to my room.
A few minutes later you hear a loud bass from up stairs.

Luigiman7 · 11-23-2007, 02:45 PM

HEY! KEEP IT DOWN! THE KING WONT BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS! *goes upstairs* OK, WHAT IS GOING ON- oh my. *sees strippers everywhere*

Sonic (to Rouge): TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!

Redshirt · 11-23-2007, 02:54 PM

Lucky for me you went in the wrong room(604) and my "friends" conversation goes on uninterrupted.

????: Are you sure we’re at the right place?
Mush Man: Yep, the boss said he hid the jewels here before the cops grabbed him.

Rainbow Dash · 11-23-2007, 03:21 PM

Suddenly!

A flash of light appeared, then just as quickly, disappeared.

Redshirt · 11-23-2007, 03:46 PM

????: what was that?
?????:I don't know but I'm going to find out.
*get's up from the table and leaves the room*

VG_Addict · 11-23-2007, 04:25 PM

*Suddenly, VGA comes crashing through the roof*

VGA: I'll take a room!

ML: You know, you could've just used the door LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!!!!

VGA: I know, but I was going for a more dramatic entrance. Now gimme the keys!

ML: *Sigh* Fine, here. *Gives VGA the keys* Room 214.

VGA: Sweet! *Goes to Room 214* AHHHHH!!!!! There's a killer toilet in the bathroom! RUN!!!!!!

Redshirt · 11-23-2007, 04:29 PM

Mush Man: Okay now let's spread out and search the building I’m going down to the basement. *walks out door and rings for elevator, after a short wait the doors open and M.M steps inside*

Speed · 11-23-2007, 09:24 PM

Yo ML I need a room with a View and a Hot-Tub, Pay-Per-View if you have it.

**X-3** · 11-23-2007, 10:20 PM

Uh, guys? Fel Orcs are still attacking. They just took the left wing of the hotel.

Dizzy · 11-24-2007, 07:11 AM

Damn, I like that wing! Oh, I'd like to join. I want a room on the 13th floor (if you can find it).

Redshirt · 11-24-2007, 08:58 AM

Down in the basement Mush Man is looking through a pile of old cardboard boxes.
*finds the jewels*
Mush Man: Ha-ha now while the other guys are busy, I’ll get away with the loot.*stuffs them in pocket, runs up the stairs, into the lobby*

Mush Man: I’d like to check out now.
Mama Luigi:But you just checked in this moring, didn't you get our Complementary towels?
Mush Man: Complementary towels, okay I’ll stay two nights.
*walks up the stair to his room*
Mama Luigi: He-he the complementary towels get them every time.

Rainbow Dash · 11-24-2007, 11:28 AM

The 13th floor suddenly collapses in on itself, due to the flash of light.
The 14th floor sits where the 13th was.

11-23-2007, 09:35 AM	#1
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	The NC Hyrule Hotel, I guess... Mama: goes to the King of Hyrule Hello, good sir! May I open up a hotel in Hyrule? It'll increase the # of tourists! King: eating nachos If it'll get you out of my hair, yes. Mama: But i'm not in your... oh well. builds a hotel with magical marshm- I mean, powers Ok, Now I wait! ----------------------------- I've always wanted to run a hotel.

11-23-2007, 02:54 PM	#11
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Lucky for me you went in the wrong room(604) and my "friends" conversation goes on uninterrupted. ????: Are you sure we’re at the right place? Mush Man: Yep, the boss said he hid the jewels here before the cops grabbed him. Last edited by Redshirt; 11-23-2007 at 03:42 PM.

11-23-2007, 04:25 PM	#14
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Suddenly, VGA comes crashing through the roof VGA: I'll take a room! ML: You know, you could've just used the door LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!!!! VGA: I know, but I was going for a more dramatic entrance. Now gimme the keys! ML: Sigh Fine, here. Gives VGA the keys Room 214. VGA: Sweet! Goes to Room 214 AHHHHH!!!!! There's a killer toilet in the bathroom! RUN!!!!!! Last edited by VG_Addict; 11-23-2007 at 04:36 PM.

11-24-2007, 08:58 AM	#19
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Down in the basement Mush Man is looking through a pile of old cardboard boxes. finds the jewels Mush Man: Ha-ha now while the other guys are busy, I’ll get away with the loot.stuffs them in pocket, runs up the stairs, into the lobby Mush Man: I’d like to check out now. Mama Luigi:But you just checked in this moring, didn't you get our Complementary towels? Mush Man: Complementary towels, okay I’ll stay two nights. walks up the stair to his room Mama Luigi: He-he the complementary towels get them every time. Last edited by Redshirt; 11-24-2007 at 11:53 AM.

11-23-2007, 10:27 AM	#2
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Please, let the hotels die. UNLESS: There is less idiocy involved and more of an actual plot.

11-23-2007, 11:59 AM	#3
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	I'm still pretty new around here, what are NC hotels about? I've seen Chunky's comic but...

11-23-2007, 12:20 PM	#4
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Basicly, it's a hotel! You check into a room, and... well... do hotel stuff. and Chunky, there will be a plot. It wont be all nonsence. there is gonna be a plot.

11-23-2007, 12:46 PM	#5
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,944 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Wasn't a Hyrule Hotel already done? And wasn't it complete crap, mostly thanks to me and my lack of good posting at the time? --- Fel Orcs invade the hotel Mannoroth: Wassup, bitches.

11-23-2007, 01:09 PM	#6
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	TG Walks up to "mama" and knifes him in the back and deposits the body in the furnace. x25 pages, topic over. Go home.

11-23-2007, 01:38 PM	#7
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Hmm... I'll take a room, preferably on the top floor, but only if you allow parties, I’ve got a few “friends.”

11-23-2007, 02:24 PM	#8
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Alrighty then! Here ya go! Room 608! Have fun!

11-23-2007, 02:37 PM	#9
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Mush Man:Thanks, Come on boys up stairs. Lot's of random videogame characters stampede through the lobby and follow me up stair to my room. A few minutes later you hear a loud bass from up stairs.

11-23-2007, 02:45 PM	#10
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	HEY! KEEP IT DOWN! THE KING WONT BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS! goes upstairs OK, WHAT IS GOING ON- oh my. sees strippers everywhere Sonic (to Rouge): TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!

11-23-2007, 03:21 PM	#12
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Suddenly! A flash of light appeared, then just as quickly, disappeared.

11-23-2007, 03:46 PM	#13
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	????: what was that? ?????:I don't know but I'm going to find out. get's up from the table and leaves the room

11-23-2007, 04:29 PM	#15
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Mush Man: Okay now let's spread out and search the building I’m going down to the basement. walks out door and rings for elevator, after a short wait the doors open and M.M steps inside

11-23-2007, 09:24 PM	#16
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Yo ML I need a room with a View and a Hot-Tub, Pay-Per-View if you have it.

11-23-2007, 10:20 PM	#17
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,944 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Uh, guys? Fel Orcs are still attacking. They just took the left wing of the hotel.

11-24-2007, 07:11 AM	#18
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Damn, I like that wing! Oh, I'd like to join. I want a room on the 13th floor (if you can find it).

11-24-2007, 11:28 AM	#20
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	The 13th floor suddenly collapses in on itself, due to the flash of light. The 14th floor sits where the 13th was.