The NC Sky Hotel

**X-3** · 01-10-2008, 08:12 PM

*A large, foreboding hotel looms high in the sky. X-3 the hedgehog is in front of the front door, on a floating platform*
X-3: Wow! This hotel is pretty big! I can't believe my deceased, crazy uncle left me this! *Reads part of will*

And for X-3, my poor, pathetic mutant nephew, I leave you my Sky Manor, but only because I feel damned sorry for you.

X-3: Yep. Totally crazy. Well, he left me the key, so...
*Opens the door slowly. It creaks, revealing a grand main hall*
X-3: Cool.
Butler: Are you Mr. Uncle's nephew?
X-3: Why yes, I am.
Butler: Why, you are a mutant. Well, my name is Wins-
X-3: No, your name is Moroes.
Moroes: Wait, what?
Cook: Oh, hey, you must be that neph-
X-3: And your name is Cook.
Cook: Huh?
Khadgar: And my name i-
X-3: GTFO, Khadgar, enough Warcraft references. *Punts Khadgar out of the hotel*I'm going to make some rules. I'm making this...a hotel.
Moroes: You fool! NC Hotels are looked down on by visitors because of their randomness!
X-3: Too bad!
---
*Later, X-3 had some rules set up*
X-3: This should do.
Welcome the X-3's Sky Hotel. Have a nice stay, but follow these rules, or Moroes will punt you out.
1. Their name is Moroes and Cook. Don't change it.
2. You may only have one room.
3. No Giga Bowser. Or Metal Giga Bowser. Or any Giga Bowser.
4. Don't feed the toy servants.
5. If you fall to your doom, you get a free night.
6. Don't be a complete moron, unless it's actually funny.
7. No whining about NC Hotels. Seriously, it's ****ing annoying.

X-3: Now...Welcome! Welcome all new~~galaxies~~ visitors!
Moroes: Sir, I'll be working on a Docking Station Oh, and the spirit of your uncle is haunting Room 953.

heh · 01-10-2008, 09:25 PM

Gig bowsars walks in a burns everyone

(groan)

VG_Addict · 01-10-2008, 09:53 PM

*Moroes kicks That Guy out of the hotel*

Moroes: And stay out!

*VGA walks in*

Moroes: Ah, you must be VGA. Master X-3 has told me so much about you.

X-3: No I haven't!

VGA: Whatever. Cook, make me a bowl of soup!

Cook: What's the magic word?

VGA: Do it or I'll kill you.

Cook: Close enough. *Goes to make some soup*

heh · 01-10-2008, 10:24 PM

Gig Bowsars is not that guy

Breadlord Dragoshi · 01-11-2008, 01:01 AM

Yea. But, that was silly. Anywya.

Dragoshi walks into the hotel, pays, and heads to room NEGATIVE ZERO. So, anyway, after that, he makes himself comfy and stuff. Yep, nothing else at the moment. Well, not until more people pop up, anyway.

Speed · 01-11-2008, 06:13 AM

Yo X-3 can I get the room with the ghost or spirit in it.

Robotazy · 01-11-2008, 10:19 AM

*Tazy walks in*

Tazy: Hey, can I get a key to room....oh......6?

Moroes: Taken.

Tazy: Taken?! by who?!

Moroes: Massive Marine Mastadon Man.

Tazy:.....ok, I'll take room 105

Moroes: Deal.

*Tazy gets the key and goes to his room, there he instantly goes to sleep on the floor*

Tazy:..........this is stoooooore.

Rainbow Dash · 01-11-2008, 05:14 PM

**X-3** · 01-11-2008, 06:23 PM

X-3: Oh, that reminds me...

7. No whining about NC Hotels. Seriously, it's ****ing annoying.

*Moroes hands everyone their keys.*

Moroes: The toy minions will lead you to the rooms.

Rainbow Dash · 01-12-2008, 09:30 AM

I can whine about whatever the **** I want.

Redshirt · 01-12-2008, 09:49 AM

I need a room in the basement please, I have a condition.

Boo_Radley · 01-12-2008, 12:16 PM

*A ghost appears*

Boo: Can I have floor i, infinity, pi, or 13.

Redshirt · 01-13-2008, 10:34 AM

*Mushman looks out a window and sees the moon rising*
Oh no it's to late!
*runs down the stairs to the basement*

Speed · 01-13-2008, 03:06 PM

Wow a pool of Kool-Aid.

heh · 01-14-2008, 07:57 AM

Gig bowsars eats the front desk

Rainbow Dash · 01-14-2008, 02:57 PM

The God Button destroys the hotel.

**X-3** · 01-14-2008, 03:18 PM

X-3: TG. Control yer Giga Bowser. Put a leash on it or something. Oh, and the God Button only creates delicious muffins. No hotel destroying powers, from what I've seen.

Robotazy · 01-14-2008, 03:32 PM

Tazy: MUFFINS!!!111!11!111!!!!!

01-10-2008, 08:12 PM	#1
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	The NC Sky Hotel A large, foreboding hotel looms high in the sky. X-3 the hedgehog is in front of the front door, on a floating platform X-3: Wow! This hotel is pretty big! I can't believe my deceased, crazy uncle left me this! Reads part of will And for X-3, my poor, pathetic mutant nephew, I leave you my Sky Manor, but only because I feel damned sorry for you. X-3: Yep. Totally crazy. Well, he left me the key, so... Opens the door slowly. It creaks, revealing a grand main hall X-3: Cool. Butler: Are you Mr. Uncle's nephew? X-3: Why yes, I am. Butler: Why, you are a mutant. Well, my name is Wins- X-3: No, your name is Moroes. Moroes: Wait, what? Cook: Oh, hey, you must be that neph- X-3: And your name is Cook. Cook: Huh? Khadgar: And my name i- X-3: GTFO, Khadgar, enough Warcraft references. Punts Khadgar out of the hotelI'm going to make some rules. I'm making this...a hotel. Moroes: You fool! NC Hotels are looked down on by visitors because of their randomness! X-3: Too bad! --- Later, X-3 had some rules set up X-3: This should do. Welcome the X-3's Sky Hotel. Have a nice stay, but follow these rules, or Moroes will punt you out. 1. Their name is Moroes and Cook. Don't change it. 2. You may only have one room. 3. No Giga Bowser. Or Metal Giga Bowser. Or any Giga Bowser. 4. Don't feed the toy servants. 5. If you fall to your doom, you get a free night. 6. Don't be a complete moron, unless it's actually funny. 7. No whining about NC Hotels. Seriously, it's ***ing annoying. X-3: Now...Welcome! Welcome all new~~galaxies~~ visitors! Moroes: Sir, I'll be working on a Docking Station Oh, and the spirit of your uncle is haunting Room 953. Last edited by X-3; 01-11-2008 at 06:23 PM.*

01-11-2008, 05:14 PM	#8
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	WHY

01-10-2008, 09:25 PM	#2
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	Gig bowsars walks in a burns everyone (groan)

01-10-2008, 09:53 PM	#3
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Moroes kicks That Guy out of the hotel Moroes: And stay out! VGA walks in Moroes: Ah, you must be VGA. Master X-3 has told me so much about you. X-3: No I haven't! VGA: Whatever. Cook, make me a bowl of soup! Cook: What's the magic word? VGA: Do it or I'll kill you. Cook: Close enough. Goes to make some soup

01-10-2008, 10:24 PM	#4
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	Gig Bowsars is not that guy

01-11-2008, 01:01 AM	#5
Breadlord Dragoshi Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres. Gender: Posts: 1,167 Thanks: 39 Thanked 15 Times in 14 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Yea. But, that was silly. Anywya. Dragoshi walks into the hotel, pays, and heads to room *NEGATIVE ZERO.* So, anyway, after that, he makes himself comfy and stuff. Yep, nothing else at the moment. Well, not until more people pop up, anyway.

01-11-2008, 06:13 AM	#6
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Yo X-3 can I get the room with the ghost or spirit in it.

01-11-2008, 10:19 AM	#7
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Tazy walks in Tazy: Hey, can I get a key to room....oh......6? Moroes: Taken. Tazy: Taken?! by who?! Moroes: Massive Marine Mastadon Man. Tazy:.....ok, I'll take room 105 Moroes: Deal. Tazy gets the key and goes to his room, there he instantly goes to sleep on the floor Tazy:..........this is stoooooore.

01-11-2008, 06:23 PM	#9
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	X-3: Oh, that reminds me... 7. No whining about NC Hotels. Seriously, it's ing annoying. Moroes hands everyone their keys. Moroes: The toy minions will lead you to the rooms.

01-12-2008, 09:30 AM	#10
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	I can whine about whatever the **** I want.

01-12-2008, 09:49 AM	#11
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	I need a room in the basement please, I have a condition.

01-12-2008, 12:16 PM	#12
Boo_Radley Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 224 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	A ghost appears Boo: Can I have floor i, infinity, pi, or 13.

01-13-2008, 10:34 AM	#13
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Mushman looks out a window and sees the moon rising Oh no it's to late! runs down the stairs to the basement

01-13-2008, 03:06 PM	#14
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Wow a pool of Kool-Aid.

01-14-2008, 07:57 AM	#15
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	Gig bowsars eats the front desk

01-14-2008, 02:57 PM	#16
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	The God Button destroys the hotel.

01-14-2008, 03:18 PM	#17
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	X-3: TG. Control yer Giga Bowser. Put a leash on it or something. Oh, and the God Button only creates delicious muffins. No hotel destroying powers, from what I've seen.

01-14-2008, 03:32 PM	#18
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Tazy: MUFFINS!!!111!11!111!!!!!