Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it - Page 12

Infernal Dragoon · 12-18-2008, 06:27 AM

The bomb testing sight EXPLODES!*nothing happens* *ahem* I said EXPLODES! *still nothing* Odd... I guess this test site's been abandoned for some time. Anyway, I appear behind Luigiman and knock him unconscious with a crowbar. I take the Thingy and ride Big Boo's merry-go-round

VG_Addict · 12-18-2008, 08:26 PM

You get so dizzy that you pass out. I take the Thingy and go to Green Hill Zone.

DR.Death · 12-19-2008, 11:59 AM

I walk up and prick you with a push-pin. since you didn't have any rings on you its a instant kill. I take the thingy and then using a zeppelin I fly to planet Death.

Infernal Dragoon · 12-19-2008, 01:56 PM

Sometime in the middle of your flight a ship with me and a brigand of space pirates I hired board the space zeppelin and pillage it. Later I come out with the Thingy and we fly off. Moments later the space zeppelin explodes from the surprise Trappies we left in it.

VG_Addict · 12-19-2008, 02:22 PM

I sneak into your ship, defeat all of your space pirates, and eventually get into an epic battle with you. After I win, I take the Thingy, press the ship's self-destruct button, and teleport out, where I get to enjoy an awesome explosion. And just for fun, I blow up Mercury

. I then go to Death Colony ARK.

Redshirt · 12-19-2008, 05:27 PM

Where you die of a heart attack. I take the Thingy and go to Smallville

VG_Addict · 12-19-2008, 05:34 PM

Clark Kent mistakes you for Lex Luthor and kills you. I take the Thingy and go to Stormalong.

Jailbreaker · 12-21-2008, 01:42 PM

Stormalong is playing Morrowind, so I had to act as a stand-in. However, I was ALSO playing Morrowind, so Jothak, Wielder of the Bean Sword, has to act as my stand-in. He cut you up and mixes the thingy into my soup. I find it reading a magazine in my living room with Jothak lying in a pool of blood on the floor. I take the magazine and sit down next to it. I'll clean up Jo later.

Infernal Dragoon · 12-22-2008, 08:38 AM

You want to know who killed your stand in? Well its most definatly not the twin machete wielding hockey masked psycho behind you.

*censored*

The psycho takes off his mask to reveal to be me. I take the Thingy and go to my base on Mercury...Only to find it closed for repairs due to a random attack about 3 posts ago. So I go to that abandoned mine on Venus that serves as a temporary base.

DR.Death · 12-22-2008, 04:00 PM

it falls apart crushing you in the process. i walk up and take the thingy out of the debris. after a quick dust off i secure it in my safe on a wandering asteroid orbiting Pluto. i then tow the asteroid to planet death as a moon.

VG_Addict · 12-22-2008, 05:51 PM

Suddenly, the asteroid loses its orbit and plummets into the Sun. I take the Thingy and go to Strong Badia.

Luigiman7 · 12-25-2008, 12:44 PM

Strong Badia explodes. The Thingy flies into a wood chipper.

VG_Addict · 12-26-2008, 04:45 PM

The wood chipper gets jammed and explodes. However, the Thingy remains unscathed. I take the Thingy and go to Funkytown.

Infernal Dragoon · 12-26-2008, 09:02 PM

Not too long ago I sat on Koopa Klaus' lap and asked him for the Thingy and my base on Mercury to get fixed. He never got the Thingy, but at least he flew me to my shiny new base on his Albatoss-driven sleigh. Then he flew off saying, "BWAHAHAHAHA! MERRY KOOPAMAS!"

I track the Thingy and VGA to Funky town where I challenge him to a disco-showdown of the century. I win the Thingy and VGA gets pulled offstage with the super long cane of improbability. I then share a drink with Earthworm Jim who just happened to be in the vicinity.

VG_Addict · 12-27-2008, 02:04 PM

You and Earthworm Jim get so drunk that one thing leads to another and...... yeah........ Let's not go into detail. Anyway, you contract an STD and die. I take the Thingy and go to the S.S. Tipton.

Infernal Dragoon · 01-04-2009, 03:53 PM

Me, Kaptain K. Rool, and the rest of his underlings on the Gang Plank Galleon board the S.S. Tipton and kill everyone on board, ESPECIALLY VGA, for being my archrival and all, and Zack and Cody for being one of many shows that corrupted anything left that was good in Disney. I take the Thingy and the heads of Zack and Cody, blow up the S.S Tipton with a gigantic Hadokun and we sail away. I cross out Zack and Cody on my long To Die List and target Hannah Montana for immediate termination.

VG_Addict · 01-04-2009, 06:02 PM

I sneak aboard the Gangplank Galleon, place various explosives in the captain's deck, defeat K. Rool and his minions, and face Gamefiend in the final battle.

VGA: So, Gamefiend, we meet yet again.

GF: Yes, it would seem that way. Now, prepare to die!

Several hours later, we're both badly injured and exhausted.

GF: It seems that we're too evenly matched.

VGA: Yeah, you're pretty tough. Good thing I brought my secret weapon! Ready, fangirls?

GF: WHAT?!?!?!

Suddenly, a large army of Zack and Cody fangirls come out from hiding and attack Gamefiend for killing their idols. Fortunately, I manage to take the Thingy, find a small raft and escape. As I sail away, I see Gamefiend getting torn apart by the fangirls. I then smile slightly as I pull out a small detonator and press the button, causing the ship to explode in an impressive display of fireworks. I then use the Thingy to warp to Bedrock.

Infernal Dragoon · 01-13-2009, 10:59 PM

The Bedrock we all know is long gone, in fact, its been gone for thousands probably millions, heck I'm not surprised if it were billions of years. Where it once was is now Hollywood, where I'm on a scyscraper with a sniper rifle aiming at Hannah Montana while Goblin Ninja was trying to coax me out of assassinating her

Goblin Ninja: Come on, Gamefiend, is this really nessesary? She's not that bad.

GF7:I don't care. Ever since I killed Zack and Cody I got a thirst for crappy Disney celebrity blood.

Goblin Ninja: But haven't you learned your lesson with Zack and Cody? If celeberties go down, the fans will hunt you down like wolves and tear you apart. Its a miracle you got out of that mess alive.

GF7:Shut up! I got her right where I want her...

I aim the sniper rifle right between the eyes. Hannah, talking on the phone was blissfully unaware of her imminent death. Slowly I pull the trigger...Then all of a sudden something flies up in between and takes the hit. Hannah screams and runs away.

GF7:<insert swear word here>!!!

Goblin Ninja:What the heck was that?!

the object falls right in front of me, its VGA! or at least it was VGA.

GF7:Thats twice he foiled my plans of Disney Cleansing... Oh well at least I gave him a nice headshot. Hey the Thingy! *takes Thingy and warps to Scrap Brain Zone*

VG_Addict · 01-16-2009, 04:08 PM

I go to Scrap Brain Zone, kill all of your minions, and take you to my secret fortress, where you, Soulja Boy, the Jonas Brothers, the Naked Brothers Band, and all of the Kidz Bop kids, are promptly executed, in a live broadcast. I take the Thingy from your lifeless corpse and go to Denny's.

Infernal Dragoon · 02-06-2009, 06:52 PM

Little did everyone realize that my execution was staged. Because I had connection to strong political powers (Bowser, Ganondorf, King Dedede, etc.) I was able to get out of jail while a clone of me was put in my place. I change my name and disappear for around a month then go to the Denny's VGA was at. I walk up to him and say

GF7:I see you still have the Thingy on you... Eeecelent

VGA:*turns around* Why would you....*gasp* I thought you were dead!

GF7:Thats what the media would want you to think. Now if you excuse me I'm going to kill you and take the Thingy.

VGA: and how are you going to do that

GF7:Well first I do this *punches VGA in the face* then I do this *blasts him into the kitchen with a shoryuken* then finally this *dunks VGA's head into deep fryer and he drowns\burns to death. I take the Thingy and walk away.

12-25-2008, 12:44 PM	#232
Luigiman7 ~)´◡｀(~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: representin da bronx yo Gender: Posts: 17,308 Thanks: 1,100 Thanked 992 Times in 698 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Strong Badia explodes. The Thingy flies into a wood chipper. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

01-16-2009, 04:08 PM	#239
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,801 Thanks: 33 Thanked 222 Times in 189 Posts Blog Entries: 2	I go to Scrap Brain Zone, kill all of your minions, and take you to my secret fortress, where you, Soulja Boy, the Jonas Brothers, the Naked Brothers Band, and all of the Kidz Bop kids, are promptly executed, in a live broadcast. I take the Thingy from your lifeless corpse and go to Denny's. Last edited by VG_Addict; 01-16-2009 at 05:58 PM.

12-18-2008, 06:27 AM	#221
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	The bomb testing sight EXPLODES!nothing happens ahem I said EXPLODES! still nothing Odd... I guess this test site's been abandoned for some time. Anyway, I appear behind Luigiman and knock him unconscious with a crowbar. I take the Thingy and ride Big Boo's merry-go-round

12-18-2008, 08:26 PM	#222
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,801 Thanks: 33 Thanked 222 Times in 189 Posts Blog Entries: 2	You get so dizzy that you pass out. I take the Thingy and go to Green Hill Zone.

12-19-2008, 11:59 AM	#223
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: under your bed Gender: Posts: 268 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	I walk up and prick you with a push-pin. since you didn't have any rings on you its a instant kill. I take the thingy and then using a zeppelin I fly to planet Death.

12-19-2008, 01:56 PM	#224
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Sometime in the middle of your flight a ship with me and a brigand of space pirates I hired board the space zeppelin and pillage it. Later I come out with the Thingy and we fly off. Moments later the space zeppelin explodes from the surprise Trappies we left in it.

12-19-2008, 02:22 PM	#225
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,801 Thanks: 33 Thanked 222 Times in 189 Posts Blog Entries: 2	I sneak into your ship, defeat all of your space pirates, and eventually get into an epic battle with you. After I win, I take the Thingy, press the ship's self-destruct button, and teleport out, where I get to enjoy an awesome explosion. And just for fun, I blow up Mercury . I then go to Death Colony ARK.

12-19-2008, 05:27 PM	#226
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Where you die of a heart attack. I take the Thingy and go to Smallville

12-19-2008, 05:34 PM	#227
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,801 Thanks: 33 Thanked 222 Times in 189 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Clark Kent mistakes you for Lex Luthor and kills you. I take the Thingy and go to Stormalong.

12-21-2008, 01:42 PM	#228
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	Stormalong is playing Morrowind, so I had to act as a stand-in. However, I was ALSO playing Morrowind, so Jothak, Wielder of the Bean Sword, has to act as my stand-in. He cut you up and mixes the thingy into my soup. I find it reading a magazine in my living room with Jothak lying in a pool of blood on the floor. I take the magazine and sit down next to it. I'll clean up Jo later.

12-22-2008, 08:38 AM	#229
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	You want to know who killed your stand in? Well its most definatly not the twin machete wielding hockey masked psycho behind you. censored The psycho takes off his mask to reveal to be me. I take the Thingy and go to my base on Mercury...Only to find it closed for repairs due to a random attack about 3 posts ago. So I go to that abandoned mine on Venus that serves as a temporary base.

12-22-2008, 04:00 PM	#230
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: under your bed Gender: Posts: 268 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	it falls apart crushing you in the process. i walk up and take the thingy out of the debris. after a quick dust off i secure it in my safe on a wandering asteroid orbiting Pluto. i then tow the asteroid to planet death as a moon.

12-22-2008, 05:51 PM	#231
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,801 Thanks: 33 Thanked 222 Times in 189 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Suddenly, the asteroid loses its orbit and plummets into the Sun. I take the Thingy and go to Strong Badia.

12-26-2008, 04:45 PM	#233
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,801 Thanks: 33 Thanked 222 Times in 189 Posts Blog Entries: 2	The wood chipper gets jammed and explodes. However, the Thingy remains unscathed. I take the Thingy and go to Funkytown.

12-26-2008, 09:02 PM	#234
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Not too long ago I sat on Koopa Klaus' lap and asked him for the Thingy and my base on Mercury to get fixed. He never got the Thingy, but at least he flew me to my shiny new base on his Albatoss-driven sleigh. Then he flew off saying, "BWAHAHAHAHA! MERRY KOOPAMAS!" I track the Thingy and VGA to Funky town where I challenge him to a disco-showdown of the century. I win the Thingy and VGA gets pulled offstage with the super long cane of improbability. I then share a drink with Earthworm Jim who just happened to be in the vicinity.

12-27-2008, 02:04 PM	#235
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,801 Thanks: 33 Thanked 222 Times in 189 Posts Blog Entries: 2	You and Earthworm Jim get so drunk that one thing leads to another and...... yeah........ Let's not go into detail. Anyway, you contract an STD and die. I take the Thingy and go to the S.S. Tipton.

01-04-2009, 03:53 PM	#236
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Me, Kaptain K. Rool, and the rest of his underlings on the Gang Plank Galleon board the S.S. Tipton and kill everyone on board, ESPECIALLY VGA, for being my archrival and all, and Zack and Cody for being one of many shows that corrupted anything left that was good in Disney. I take the Thingy and the heads of Zack and Cody, blow up the S.S Tipton with a gigantic Hadokun and we sail away. I cross out Zack and Cody on my long To Die List and target Hannah Montana for immediate termination.

01-04-2009, 06:02 PM	#237
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,801 Thanks: 33 Thanked 222 Times in 189 Posts Blog Entries: 2	I sneak aboard the Gangplank Galleon, place various explosives in the captain's deck, defeat K. Rool and his minions, and face Gamefiend in the final battle. VGA: So, Gamefiend, we meet yet again. GF: Yes, it would seem that way. Now, prepare to die! Several hours later, we're both badly injured and exhausted. GF: It seems that we're too evenly matched. VGA: Yeah, you're pretty tough. Good thing I brought my secret weapon! Ready, fangirls? GF: WHAT?!?!?! Suddenly, a large army of Zack and Cody fangirls come out from hiding and attack Gamefiend for killing their idols. Fortunately, I manage to take the Thingy, find a small raft and escape. As I sail away, I see Gamefiend getting torn apart by the fangirls. I then smile slightly as I pull out a small detonator and press the button, causing the ship to explode in an impressive display of fireworks. I then use the Thingy to warp to Bedrock.

01-13-2009, 10:59 PM	#238
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	The Bedrock we all know is long gone, in fact, its been gone for thousands probably millions, heck I'm not surprised if it were billions of years. Where it once was is now Hollywood, where I'm on a scyscraper with a sniper rifle aiming at Hannah Montana while Goblin Ninja was trying to coax me out of assassinating her Goblin Ninja: Come on, Gamefiend, is this really nessesary? She's not that bad. GF7:I don't care. Ever since I killed Zack and Cody I got a thirst for crappy Disney celebrity blood. Goblin Ninja: But haven't you learned your lesson with Zack and Cody? If celeberties go down, the fans will hunt you down like wolves and tear you apart. Its a miracle you got out of that mess alive. GF7:Shut up! I got her right where I want her... I aim the sniper rifle right between the eyes. Hannah, talking on the phone was blissfully unaware of her imminent death. Slowly I pull the trigger...Then all of a sudden something flies up in between and takes the hit. Hannah screams and runs away. GF7:<insert swear word here>!!! Goblin Ninja:What the heck was that?! the object falls right in front of me, its VGA! or at least it was VGA. GF7:Thats twice he foiled my plans of Disney Cleansing... Oh well at least I gave him a nice headshot. Hey the Thingy! takes Thingy and warps to Scrap Brain Zone

02-06-2009, 06:52 PM	#240
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Little did everyone realize that my execution was staged. Because I had connection to strong political powers (Bowser, Ganondorf, King Dedede, etc.) I was able to get out of jail while a clone of me was put in my place. I change my name and disappear for around a month then go to the Denny's VGA was at. I walk up to him and say GF7:I see you still have the Thingy on you... Eeecelent VGA:turns around Why would you....gasp I thought you were dead! GF7:Thats what the media would want you to think. Now if you excuse me I'm going to kill you and take the Thingy. VGA: and how are you going to do that GF7:Well first I do this punches VGA in the face then I do this blasts him into the kitchen with a shoryuken then finally this *dunks VGA's head into deep fryer and he drowns\burns to death. I take the Thingy and walk away.