Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it - Page 16

VG_Addict · 04-25-2009, 05:27 PM

You OD on Ecstacy and die. I take the Thingy and go to Danville.

Jailbreaker · 04-25-2009, 09:11 PM

[spell]GREATER TELEPORT[/spell].

>pop<

Oh look, VGA has the thingy.

[epic][spell]BALEFUL POLYMORPH[/spell][/epic]!

You turn into a newt. I grab the Thingy and [spell]GREATER TELEPORT[/spell] to a place where you'll never find me.

Infernal Dragoon · 05-03-2009, 01:37 AM

Thanks to the combined efforts of WoWHead, Google Earth, and my Thingy Scouter I track down Sgt Blob in a cabbage patch with... garbage pale kids??? Whatever... anyway the sheer grotesque looks of them all causes Sgt. Blobs eyes to blow up. I take the Thingy and fly off. Oh and one of the garbage pale kids eats Sgt. Blob.

Metal Man · 05-11-2009, 01:35 PM

* Metal Man randomly warps in and clubs all of those people before taking the Thingy and running off.

Luigiman7 · 05-11-2009, 06:33 PM

*Hits Metal Man with evergrowing post count and gives Thingy to orphans*

Infernal Dragoon · 05-11-2009, 07:16 PM

I have Saddy Dumpington from Strong Sad's folk tale come in and tell them something "great"

Saddy Dumpington:You have no future, you'll all end up dead or in prison in the end. Isn't that great?!

They all cry and run away. I pick up the Thingy they dropped.

Thank's Saddy.

Saddy Dumpington:No problem, and guess what... You'll end up getting killed some brutal way and have the Thingy taken from your carcass in just a matter of hours. Isn't that great?!

GF7:Uhh.... *looks around nervously* I'll be going now. *looks around again with obvious paranoia then runs to the Absolutely Safe Capsule:Absolutely Safe Capsule - EarthBound Wiki, the Mother encyclopedia

Luigi Pwns All · 05-17-2009, 12:15 PM

They Thought the Titanic was perfect, so the Absolutely Safe Capsule explodes from the inside, killing you and the thingy falls out and lands on my head where I hide it in my 9999999 number invicible safe.

Gunshot Bride · 05-18-2009, 03:11 PM

Oh, but that safe-proof lock thingy wasn't going to last forever. Your Mom in Quickman's outfit SURVIVED MAGNETMAN'S EMP OF DOOM and he was still going at it to KILL MAGNETMAN! Magnetman in his sexy white locks of awesomeness decided he'd need Snakeman and Shadowman's (And Shad's girlfriend) help and he called them over and they hung out in Ibiza for a little bit. BUT THEN YMIQO came out and proceeded to start a bloody fight with him and the others! Sparky, Klomagma Dragoon, Hula Girl, and Bride looked on in horror as the fight progressed!

BUT A TIME WARP OCCURRED and the Thingy was warped out of the #99999 Invincible safe and into Magnetman's hands again! He then used his 1337 EMP powahs and killed the living **** out of YMIQO! Shadowman, his girlfriend, and Snakeman congratulated them and decided they'd hang out in Ibiza longer. Bride, Sparky, Hula Girl, and Magnetman left Klomagma Dragoon at the parlor while they left and headed to NEW YORK CITY! There they proceeded to TAKE IT OVER WITH MAGNETMAN'S THINGY POWERS!

But Mags got bored of it and threw it at Quantico (You know, where the Marine Corps Bases are?). So it was kinda left there for now. Magnetman was then confronted by Britney Spears and she explained why she hated them all!

They liked BRITISH Bands instead of the typical American stuff! Bride got angry and shot her anyway. But now she was arrested for murder, put on trial, and now she was in jail! Magnetman, Hula Girl, and Sparky looked at each other worried, and decided that THEY NEEDED TO SAVE HER.

So in some weird turn of events, they saved her. All four of them decided to take a spaceship to ZE MOON and relax there in a base!

Luigi Pwns All · 05-20-2009, 03:48 PM

The moon is made of cheese so I order the citizens of Earth the eat it and I use my super awesome magnetic powers on the thingy,wether it's metal or not. I hide the thingy behind an elephants eye.

Infernal Dragoon · 05-23-2009, 08:56 PM

Goblin Ninja's brother Goblin Safari Hunter and Poacher of Eggs was out shooting elephants

Ranger:This is illegal you know...

Goblin Safari Hunter: Relax, gramps. Its elephant season *points to sign*

Ranger:I see... Carry on!

So a few elephants later he kills one with a peculiar looking eye. He takes it out and finds the Thingy.

Goblin Safari Hunter:Isn't this the thing that that person Goblin Ninja worked for always searched for?

GF7:*appears behind GSH* Yeah, so if you would... *holds out hand*

Goblin Safari Hunter:What do I get in return?

GF7:*pulls out BFEG (Big Freakn Elephant Gun) 9000+*

GSH: Deal! *trades Thingy for BFEG 9000+*

VG_Addict · 06-10-2009, 12:29 PM

Suddenly, the family of that elephant you killed comes out of nowhere and stampedes you both to death. I take the Thingy and go to ???????

Infernal Dragoon · 06-13-2009, 07:42 PM

??????? turns out to be home to the secret Kirby boss:ZERO3, and since VGA forgot to collect the crystal shards he couldn't kill him so...

GAME OVER

The Thingy lands at my feet and I take it to New Pork City

DR.Death · 06-17-2009, 10:32 AM

explorer#1: i think we found it!
explorer#2: are you sure its safe?
explorer#1: hes been frozen for months now
explorer#2: wait is he moving?
explorer#1: oh god! *explodes*
explorer#2: what? wait! nooo *falls over dead*

DR.Death: hahaha thanks to you fools im free! *ports to death planet*
elite squad leader 1337: sir your back!
DR.Death: yes its been a while
esl 1337: shall i give the orders?
DR.Death: yes seek out the thingy and destroy the one holding it!
esl 1337: yes sir!

after getting the thingy i put it in my super mega ultra death trap maze of doom tears and destruction

VG_Addict · 06-17-2009, 02:18 PM

I come in and kill you with all your spelling and grammar mistakes. I then take the Thingy, blow up Planet Death, and go to Nintendoland.

Infernal Dragoon · 06-19-2009, 02:24 PM

VGA notices that there is something on Nintendoland's Deathmatch Scoreboard:Video Game Addict vs. Gamefiend7(Infernal Dragoon) all of a sudden he's warped to the center ring where he's met with thunderous applause. He looks on the other side of the ring where GF7 was sitting on a stool in quiet concentration with Goblin Safari Hunter coaching him. Then Mario and Luigi walk in wearing referee outfits and pull out Microphones.

Mario:Itsa Me Mario!

Luigi:And itsa me Luigi!

Mario:And boy do we have a awesome match up today! In the blue corner we have Gamefiend 7

*Cheers*

Luigi:And in the red corner we have Video Game Addict!

*More Cheers*

Mario:and without further ado...

Mario Bros.:LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!

They both leave in warp pipes to a box overlooking the stage. The fight was as epic as it could've been, maybe even more.

Sometime Later both VGA and GF7 are both at critically low health.

VGA:You did pretty good... but now *pulls out beam sword* Its time to finish this!

Mario:He's got a Lightplunger!

Luigi:For the last time, Mario, its called a Beam Sword, not a Lightplunger!

Mario:Sorry, I keep forgeting.

Both VGA and GF7 charge at each other then all of a sudden GF7 pulls his fist back while charging!

GF7: DRAGOON PUNCH!

And a dragonlike blue fireball erupts from GF7's fist and smashes into VGA's face. the explosion sends VGA through the arena walls much like King Dedede did in Kirby Superstar.

Mario:And in an epic yet unoriginal finish Gamefiend 7 emerges the winner!

the Mario bros. go back to the arena and congratulate GF7 and Goblin Safari Hunter and give him the Deathmatch Cup with the Thingy that somehow got inside it. Apparently when VGA got teleported to the Deathmatch Arena the Thingy got teleported into the cup.

GF7: *Holds up Deathmatch cup for all to see Zelda Style*

Mario:Now, GF7 the remaining question is... Why didn't you do this post in first person like you always do?

GF7:Simple, I just didn't feel like posting like that this time.

Jayboy II · 06-23-2009, 05:08 PM

GF7 and the rest of the people in the arena are blown up and I take the Thingy to an underground sewer, wearing the anti-gator suit.

Infernal Dragoon · 07-01-2009, 09:42 PM

That Anti-Gator Suit may have protected you from gators but it's useless against my sewer kraken. Who you just happened to come by. It melts you with its acid spit then eats you leaving nothing but acid drenched bones and the Thingy. It takes the Thingy and gives it to me.

Random User · 07-02-2009, 04:41 PM

But since you weren't wearing an anti-gator suit, you get eaten by gators and drop the thingy. I pick it up and cross the Valley of infinite Omochaos with my infinite not hearing ear plugs to my infinite sound-proof house.

Infernal Dragoon · 07-03-2009, 02:07 AM

I come in and scoop up all the omochaos as ammo for my Omochao Gun from Shadow the Hedgehog. I come up to the Soundproof House and start firing like no tommorrow. eventually the house succumbs to the barrage of omochaos and collapses with <insert random user here> in it

Omochao:Press the B button to fire the...

GF7:Oops forgot one *takes it and loads it*

I use said Omochao to fire it at Random User who was escaping the rubble of the house and that KOs him on the spot. I take the Thingy and fly to Metropolis Zone which happened to be nearby

Luigi Pwns All · 07-03-2009, 12:43 PM

Godzilla comes and wrecks the city, and out of the rubble I run in and take the Thingy and put it in a pool of corrosive acid.

04-25-2009, 09:11 PM	#302
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	IT WASN'T DRUGS I OVERDOSED ON O.o [spell]GREATER TELEPORT[/spell]. >pop< Oh look, VGA has the thingy. [epic][spell]BALEFUL POLYMORPH[/spell][/epic]! You turn into a newt. I grab the Thingy and [spell]GREATER TELEPORT[/spell] to a place where you'll never find me.

05-11-2009, 06:33 PM	#305
Luigiman7 ~)´◡｀(~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: representin da bronx yo Gender: Posts: 17,308 Thanks: 1,100 Thanked 992 Times in 698 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Hits Metal Man with evergrowing post count and gives Thingy to orphans __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

05-11-2009, 07:16 PM	#306
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	I have Saddy Dumpington from Strong Sad's folk tale come in and tell them something "great" Saddy Dumpington:You have no future, you'll all end up dead or in prison in the end. Isn't that great?! They all cry and run away. I pick up the Thingy they dropped. Thank's Saddy. Saddy Dumpington:No problem, and guess what... You'll end up getting killed some brutal way and have the Thingy taken from your carcass in just a matter of hours. Isn't that great?! GF7:Uhh.... looks around nervously I'll be going now. looks around again with obvious paranoia then runs to the Absolutely Safe Capsule:Absolutely Safe Capsule - EarthBound Wiki, the Mother encyclopedia Last edited by Infernal Dragoon; 05-11-2009 at 07:41 PM.*

05-18-2009, 03:11 PM	#308
Gunshot Bride Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Middle of Nowhere Gender: Posts: 111 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Oh look, I'm posting. Expect insanity. :P Oh, but that safe-proof lock thingy wasn't going to last forever. Your Mom in Quickman's outfit SURVIVED MAGNETMAN'S EMP OF DOOM and he was still going at it to KILL MAGNETMAN! Magnetman in his sexy white locks of awesomeness decided he'd need Snakeman and Shadowman's (And Shad's girlfriend) help and he called them over and they hung out in Ibiza for a little bit. BUT THEN YMIQO came out and proceeded to start a bloody fight with him and the others! Sparky, Klomagma Dragoon, Hula Girl, and Bride looked on in horror as the fight progressed! BUT A TIME WARP OCCURRED and the Thingy was warped out of the #99999 Invincible safe and into Magnetman's hands again! He then used his 1337 EMP powahs and killed the living **** out of YMIQO! Shadowman, his girlfriend, and Snakeman congratulated them and decided they'd hang out in Ibiza longer. Bride, Sparky, Hula Girl, and Magnetman left Klomagma Dragoon at the parlor while they left and headed to NEW YORK CITY! There they proceeded to TAKE IT OVER WITH MAGNETMAN'S THINGY POWERS! But Mags got bored of it and threw it at Quantico (You know, where the Marine Corps Bases are?). So it was kinda left there for now. Magnetman was then confronted by Britney Spears and she explained why she hated them all! They liked BRITISH Bands instead of the typical American stuff! Bride got angry and shot her anyway. But now she was arrested for murder, put on trial, and now she was in jail! Magnetman, Hula Girl, and Sparky looked at each other worried, and decided that THEY NEEDED TO SAVE HER. So in some weird turn of events, they saved her. All four of them decided to take a spaceship to ZE MOON and relax there in a base!

05-23-2009, 08:56 PM	#310
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Goblin Ninja's brother Goblin Safari Hunter and Poacher of Eggs was out shooting elephants Ranger:This is illegal you know... Goblin Safari Hunter: Relax, gramps. Its elephant season points to sign Ranger:I see... Carry on! So a few elephants later he kills one with a peculiar looking eye. He takes it out and finds the Thingy. Goblin Safari Hunter:Isn't this the thing that that person Goblin Ninja worked for always searched for? GF7:appears behind GSH Yeah, so if you would... holds out hand Goblin Safari Hunter:What do I get in return? GF7:pulls out BFEG (Big Freakn Elephant Gun) 9000+ GSH: Deal! trades Thingy for BFEG 9000+ Last edited by Infernal Dragoon; 06-03-2009 at 05:32 PM.

04-25-2009, 05:27 PM	#301
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,801 Thanks: 33 Thanked 222 Times in 189 Posts Blog Entries: 2	You OD on Ecstacy and die. I take the Thingy and go to Danville.

05-03-2009, 01:37 AM	#303
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Thanks to the combined efforts of WoWHead, Google Earth, and my Thingy Scouter I track down Sgt Blob in a cabbage patch with... garbage pale kids??? Whatever... anyway the sheer grotesque looks of them all causes Sgt. Blobs eyes to blow up. I take the Thingy and fly off. Oh and one of the garbage pale kids eats Sgt. Blob.

05-11-2009, 01:35 PM	#304
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	* Metal Man randomly warps in and clubs all of those people before taking the Thingy and running off.

05-17-2009, 12:15 PM	#307
Luigi Pwns All Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS. Gender: Posts: 546 Thanks: 30 Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts	They Thought the Titanic was perfect, so the Absolutely Safe Capsule explodes from the inside, killing you and the thingy falls out and lands on my head where I hide it in my 9999999 number invicible safe.

05-20-2009, 03:48 PM	#309
Luigi Pwns All Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS. Gender: Posts: 546 Thanks: 30 Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts	The moon is made of cheese so I order the citizens of Earth the eat it and I use my super awesome magnetic powers on the thingy,wether it's metal or not. I hide the thingy behind an elephants eye.

06-10-2009, 12:29 PM	#311
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,801 Thanks: 33 Thanked 222 Times in 189 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Suddenly, the family of that elephant you killed comes out of nowhere and stampedes you both to death. I take the Thingy and go to ???????

06-13-2009, 07:42 PM	#312
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	??????? turns out to be home to the secret Kirby boss:ZERO3, and since VGA forgot to collect the crystal shards he couldn't kill him so... GAME OVER The Thingy lands at my feet and I take it to New Pork City

06-17-2009, 10:32 AM	#313
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: under your bed Gender: Posts: 268 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	explorer#1: i think we found it! explorer#2: are you sure its safe? explorer#1: hes been frozen for months now explorer#2: wait is he moving? explorer#1: oh god! explodes explorer#2: what? wait! nooo falls over dead DR.Death: hahaha thanks to you fools im free! ports to death planet elite squad leader 1337: sir your back! DR.Death: yes its been a while esl 1337: shall i give the orders? DR.Death: yes seek out the thingy and destroy the one holding it! esl 1337: yes sir! after getting the thingy i put it in my super mega ultra death trap maze of doom tears and destruction

06-17-2009, 02:18 PM	#314
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,801 Thanks: 33 Thanked 222 Times in 189 Posts Blog Entries: 2	I come in and kill you with all your spelling and grammar mistakes. I then take the Thingy, blow up Planet Death, and go to Nintendoland.

06-19-2009, 02:24 PM	#315
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	VGA notices that there is something on Nintendoland's Deathmatch Scoreboard:Video Game Addict vs. Gamefiend7(Infernal Dragoon) all of a sudden he's warped to the center ring where he's met with thunderous applause. He looks on the other side of the ring where GF7 was sitting on a stool in quiet concentration with Goblin Safari Hunter coaching him. Then Mario and Luigi walk in wearing referee outfits and pull out Microphones. Mario:Itsa Me Mario! Luigi:And itsa me Luigi! Mario:And boy do we have a awesome match up today! In the blue corner we have Gamefiend 7 Cheers Luigi:And in the red corner we have Video Game Addict! More Cheers Mario:and without further ado... Mario Bros.:LET THE FIGHT BEGIN! They both leave in warp pipes to a box overlooking the stage. The fight was as epic as it could've been, maybe even more. Sometime Later both VGA and GF7 are both at critically low health. VGA:You did pretty good... but now pulls out beam sword Its time to finish this! Mario:He's got a Lightplunger! Luigi:For the last time, Mario, its called a Beam Sword, not a Lightplunger! Mario:Sorry, I keep forgeting. Both VGA and GF7 charge at each other then all of a sudden GF7 pulls his fist back while charging! GF7: DRAGOON PUNCH! And a dragonlike blue fireball erupts from GF7's fist and smashes into VGA's face. the explosion sends VGA through the arena walls much like King Dedede did in Kirby Superstar. Mario:And in an epic yet unoriginal finish Gamefiend 7 emerges the winner! the Mario bros. go back to the arena and congratulate GF7 and Goblin Safari Hunter and give him the Deathmatch Cup with the Thingy that somehow got inside it. Apparently when VGA got teleported to the Deathmatch Arena the Thingy got teleported into the cup. GF7: Holds up Deathmatch cup for all to see Zelda Style Mario:Now, GF7 the remaining question is... Why didn't you do this post in first person like you always do? GF7:Simple, I just didn't feel like posting like that this time. Last edited by Infernal Dragoon; 06-24-2009 at 07:33 PM.

06-23-2009, 05:08 PM	#316
Jayboy II Newbie Join Date: Apr 2008 Gender: Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	GF7 and the rest of the people in the arena are blown up and I take the Thingy to an underground sewer, wearing the anti-gator suit.

07-01-2009, 09:42 PM	#317
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	That Anti-Gator Suit may have protected you from gators but it's useless against my sewer kraken. Who you just happened to come by. It melts you with its acid spit then eats you leaving nothing but acid drenched bones and the Thingy. It takes the Thingy and gives it to me.

07-02-2009, 04:41 PM	#318
Random User Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Floating aimlessly somewhere. Gender: Posts: 2,943 Thanks: 284 Thanked 118 Times in 95 Posts Blog Entries: 4	But since you weren't wearing an anti-gator suit, you get eaten by gators and drop the thingy. I pick it up and cross the Valley of infinite Omochaos with my infinite not hearing ear plugs to my infinite sound-proof house.

07-03-2009, 02:07 AM	#319
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	I come in and scoop up all the omochaos as ammo for my Omochao Gun from Shadow the Hedgehog. I come up to the Soundproof House and start firing like no tommorrow. eventually the house succumbs to the barrage of omochaos and collapses with <insert random user here> in it Omochao:Press the B button to fire the... GF7:Oops forgot one takes it and loads it I use said Omochao to fire it at Random User who was escaping the rubble of the house and that KOs him on the spot. I take the Thingy and fly to Metropolis Zone which happened to be nearby Last edited by Infernal Dragoon; 07-03-2009 at 02:57 PM.

07-03-2009, 12:43 PM	#320
Luigi Pwns All Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS. Gender: Posts: 546 Thanks: 30 Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts	Godzilla comes and wrecks the city, and out of the rubble I run in and take the Thingy and put it in a pool of corrosive acid.