Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it - Page 19

Luigi Pwns All · 07-29-2009, 08:57 PM

I summon all my shreds of myself together and run randomly around trying to find the thingy, then, I find BOTVGH Fan being attacked by giant mutant elephant cats. While the giant mutant elephant cats impale their huge claws into his body I take the unharmed thing and make a whale eat me alive. While being dissolved by the whales stomach acid I start to wonder what the thingy is.

Metal Man · 07-29-2009, 10:55 PM

* Metal Man warps into the whale, steals the Thingy, then warps to Ancient Greece!

Infernal Dragoon · 07-31-2009, 12:15 PM

Metalman goes right into the middle of the Ancient Greek Olympics, and the sight of evey athelete's nude bodies causes his photoreceptors (robot eyes to all the non-scifi geeks out there) to malfunction and explode. I come in from the phone booth from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, take the Thingy, and warp to a time period of my choice.

VG_Addict · 07-31-2009, 03:19 PM

The phone booth explodes for no apparent reason, killing you and sending your soul to Hell. I take the Thingy and go to Gromgard from the Overlord games.

Metal Man · 07-31-2009, 05:19 PM

Then the Thingy teleports into my hands for no reason!

Jailbreaker · 08-01-2009, 10:35 AM

I zoom by and grab the thingy. Then I give it to BOTVGH.

Luigiman7 · 08-01-2009, 01:06 PM

I take off my BOTVGH Fan costume and run away, clutching the Thingy. I then put it in a box and ship it to Austria.

Metal Man · 08-01-2009, 02:08 PM

And then, it somehow gets intercepted by Dr. Robotnik, who drops it, and the Thingy lands in my hands.

Luigiman7 · 08-01-2009, 02:28 PM

I put on a cat costume, punch you in the face, and run away with the Thingy in hand.

Infernal Dragoon · 08-03-2009, 04:19 PM

That loathem Spiderdemon that masterminded the explosion of my phone booth and caused so much suffering has had its @$$ kicked for all time. A hidden doorway opens and I go through it. I proven too much for Hell to contain. I then find that I'm at the grassy plains of Earth, home at last! Then I notice Godot running in my direction. I do what Shadow did to Tails and let him run into my outstretched fist. I take the Thingy and warp to Subway

Jailbreaker · 08-04-2009, 08:15 PM

SIR YOU ARE OUR 10000000o00th CUSTOMER YOU GET PRIZES

HERE'S YOUR TROPHY AND YOUR MEDAL

HAVE A RIBBON AND A PLAQUE AND A CERTIFICATE OF AWESOME

AND HERE'S YOUR CEREMONIAL PILLOW AND FREE PASS TO- I'm sorry you can't carry all this? Well I'll take this off your hands, sir- FREE PASS TO A PLACE THAT IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE...

Haha, that was easy.

I, with the thingy in hand, go to the End of Time.

Luigiman7 · 08-05-2009, 09:14 AM

"Sorry sir, the end of time is closed."

Mr. Blob looks at the mustachioed man in front of him, sitting in a toll booth. A sign hangs overhead that says closed. Blob walks away sadly. I grab the Thingy from his saddened hands and put it in a cannon. It launches to Saturn.

Infernal Dragoon · 08-05-2009, 08:38 PM

and it lands straight in my storage facility on the moon Titan which is guarded by very sophisticated battle droids and high tech anti-everything turrets.

Jailbreaker · 08-05-2009, 08:44 PM

I use Jailbreaker Jump (Teleporting) to get in there, steal the thingy, get out, and go to the Beginning of Time.

Metal Man · 08-05-2009, 10:40 PM

* Metal Man is there at the beginning of time, and takes the Thingy, then runs to the END of time.

Infernal Dragoon · 08-06-2009, 05:51 PM

Toll Booth Operator:Sorry, but End of Time's closed.

Metalman:But its been closed for 3 posts

Toll Booth Operator:And It will be closed for another 6 posts

Metalman:*sigh* How can this day get worse?

GF7:*appears behind Metalman* Like this! *Falcon kicks Metalman into the sky*

The thingy drops into my hands and I warp to The Underwhere

Luigiman7 · 08-06-2009, 09:38 PM

Unfortuanetly, your pronunciation is off and you get sent to the Underwear. LOL DIDNT SEE THAT COMING HUH

I punch you in the crotch and pry the Thingy from your hands. Then I go to the Super Bowl with the Thingy under my hat.

Infernal Dragoon · 08-13-2009, 12:26 PM

Announcer:and now... please stand for the National Anthem sung by Microphone Kirby.

Godot Lowers his hat and stands for the National Anthem. Then I come in selling Buttscratchas and I take the Thingy while Kirby sings a heavy metal variation of Star Spangled Banner.

*after the anthem*

Godot:I wonder how they got Microphone Kirby to...*looks in hat* Hey! Where's the Thingy?!

GF7:Hehehehe... Now to warp to-

Random guy:Buttscratcha?

GF7:Buttscratcha! *tosses Buttscratcha*

So anyway I had to stay and finish my job. Those Battle Droid Spare Parts aren't cheap you know.

VG_Addict · 08-15-2009, 01:06 PM

You slip on a puddle of spilled beer and break your neck. I take the Thingy and go to Santa Destroy.

Jailbreaker · 08-16-2009, 09:38 AM

Santa is destroyed. Good for you.

I stand over his corpse, graverob the thingy, and take a ride on the Excess Express.

08-01-2009, 01:06 PM	#367
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	I take off my BOTVGH Fan costume and run away, clutching the Thingy. I then put it in a box and ship it to Austria. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-01-2009, 02:28 PM	#369
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	I put on a cat costume, punch you in the face, and run away with the Thingy in hand. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-05-2009, 09:14 AM	#372
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	"Sorry sir, the end of time is closed." Mr. Blob looks at the mustachioed man in front of him, sitting in a toll booth. A sign hangs overhead that says closed. Blob walks away sadly. I grab the Thingy from his saddened hands and put it in a cannon. It launches to Saturn. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-06-2009, 09:38 PM	#377
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Unfortuanetly, your pronunciation is off and you get sent to the Underwear. LOL DIDNT SEE THAT COMING HUH I punch you in the crotch and pry the Thingy from your hands. Then I go to the Super Bowl with the Thingy under my hat. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

07-29-2009, 08:57 PM	#361
Luigi Pwns All Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS. Gender: Posts: 546 Thanks: 30 Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts	I summon all my shreds of myself together and run randomly around trying to find the thingy, then, I find BOTVGH Fan being attacked by giant mutant elephant cats. While the giant mutant elephant cats impale their huge claws into his body I take the unharmed thing and make a whale eat me alive. While being dissolved by the whales stomach acid I start to wonder what the thingy is.

07-29-2009, 10:55 PM	#362
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	* Metal Man warps into the whale, steals the Thingy, then warps to Ancient Greece!

07-31-2009, 12:15 PM	#363
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Metalman goes right into the middle of the Ancient Greek Olympics, and the sight of evey athelete's nude bodies causes his photoreceptors (robot eyes to all the non-scifi geeks out there) to malfunction and explode. I come in from the phone booth from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, take the Thingy, and warp to a time period of my choice.

07-31-2009, 03:19 PM	#364
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	The phone booth explodes for no apparent reason, killing you and sending your soul to Hell. I take the Thingy and go to Gromgard from the Overlord games.

07-31-2009, 05:19 PM	#365
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Then the Thingy teleports into my hands for no reason!

08-01-2009, 10:35 AM	#366
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	I zoom by and grab the thingy. Then I give it to BOTVGH.

08-01-2009, 02:08 PM	#368
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	And then, it somehow gets intercepted by Dr. Robotnik, who drops it, and the Thingy lands in my hands.

08-03-2009, 04:19 PM	#370
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	That loathem Spiderdemon that masterminded the explosion of my phone booth and caused so much suffering has had its @$$ kicked for all time. A hidden doorway opens and I go through it. I proven too much for Hell to contain. I then find that I'm at the grassy plains of Earth, home at last! Then I notice Godot running in my direction. I do what Shadow did to Tails and let him run into my outstretched fist. I take the Thingy and warp to Subway

08-04-2009, 08:15 PM	#371
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	SIR YOU ARE OUR 10000000o00th CUSTOMER YOU GET PRIZES HERE'S YOUR TROPHY AND YOUR MEDAL HAVE A RIBBON AND A PLAQUE AND A CERTIFICATE OF AWESOME AND HERE'S YOUR CEREMONIAL PILLOW AND FREE PASS TO- I'm sorry you can't carry all this? Well I'll take this off your hands, sir- FREE PASS TO A PLACE THAT IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE... Haha, that was easy. I, with the thingy in hand, go to the End of Time.

08-05-2009, 08:38 PM	#373
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	and it lands straight in my storage facility on the moon Titan which is guarded by very sophisticated battle droids and high tech anti-everything turrets.

08-05-2009, 08:44 PM	#374
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	I use Jailbreaker Jump (Teleporting) to get in there, steal the thingy, get out, and go to the Beginning of Time.

08-05-2009, 10:40 PM	#375
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	* Metal Man is there at the beginning of time, and takes the Thingy, then runs to the END of time.

08-06-2009, 05:51 PM	#376
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Toll Booth Operator:Sorry, but End of Time's closed. Metalman:But its been closed for 3 posts Toll Booth Operator:And It will be closed for another 6 posts Metalman:sigh How can this day get worse? GF7:appears behind Metalman Like this! Falcon kicks Metalman into the sky The thingy drops into my hands and I warp to The Underwhere

08-13-2009, 12:26 PM	#378
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Announcer:and now... please stand for the National Anthem sung by Microphone Kirby. Godot Lowers his hat and stands for the National Anthem. Then I come in selling Buttscratchas and I take the Thingy while Kirby sings a heavy metal variation of Star Spangled Banner. after the anthem Godot:I wonder how they got Microphone Kirby to...looks in hat Hey! Where's the Thingy?! GF7:Hehehehe... Now to warp to- Random guy:Buttscratcha? GF7:Buttscratcha! tosses Buttscratcha So anyway I had to stay and finish my job. Those Battle Droid Spare Parts aren't cheap you know.

08-15-2009, 01:06 PM	#379
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	You slip on a puddle of spilled beer and break your neck. I take the Thingy and go to Santa Destroy.

08-16-2009, 09:38 AM	#380
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	Santa is destroyed. Good for you. I stand over his corpse, graverob the thingy, and take a ride on the Excess Express.