Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it - Page 22

Zaden · 02-22-2010, 04:59 PM

Rampage holds up a catcher's mit and the Thingy flies into it. Then he rams you with a sports car and you fly backwards out of Saturn's gravitational field. In space there is zero friction and infinite inertia so you drift endlessly as a block of ice. The nearest object in your path is 900,000,000,000 miles away.

Rampage hops to Earth and swims to Cuba.

Infernal Dragoon · 02-28-2010, 02:36 AM

At my asteroid base I was sitting in the command chair brooding over how I haven't found the Thingy in weeks. Suddenly a large chunk of ice smashes through the ceiling and right into the floor in front of me.

GF7:ZOMGBBQPITS! *hides behind command chair*

Battle Droid#273:See, this is what happens when you put a base in the middle of a chaotic asteroid field, something is bound to collide with the-

GF7:Shut up! I get it already! *walks to the crater and picks up ice block* I wonder what I should do with this...

HK9000 (a fusion of HK47 and Hal9000):Perhaps we should fire it to earth

GF7:Sounds like a plan!

I take my Interdictor Star Destroyer to Earth's orbit and I fire the ice block out of the warhead launcher to Earth where it lands near cuba. Me and HK9000 go to where it landed and find Rampage with the ice block stuck in his head.

GF7: Didn't see this coming.

HK9000:Actually I calculated this would happen.

GF7:Thats a surprise...*notices Thingy in hand* Hey the Thingy! Sweet! *takes it and lifts it over head Zelda Style*

HK9000:Hey whats that in the ice block?

GF7:Hmmm..... *sees VGA in Iceblock* Haha! Well VGA, I didn't think you would ever, in a million years, help me get the Thingy. *pats frozen VGA* Ahhh Irony never tasted so sweet. Lets go HK9000, while we're at Cuba we can get some Cuban cigars

HK9000:Why would you need those? Your a reploid, you can't smoke if you don't have lungs.

GF7:Exactly, that means I don't get lung cancer!

Let's go! *takes HK9000 with him*

VG_Addict · 02-28-2010, 12:16 PM

Suddenly, I break out of the iceblock. I then fly up over Cuba, and fire a HUGE ball of energy at it, blowing it right off the map! I then catch the Thingy as it flies in the air, and teleport to Texas.

Jailbreaker · 02-28-2010, 12:25 PM

I put gas in my 4-wheel-drive continent. The thingy comes out of the gas pump. I remain unaware that I'm currently fueling my continent with the Thingy. I fly over to Texas and shoot it with Tectonic Missles.

Gabriel · 03-04-2010, 06:03 PM

I emerge from nowhere and fire at you with my bazooka. I steal in and snatch the Thingy. I then burrow my way underground into the kingdom of the mole people.

Infernal Dragoon · 03-15-2010, 07:14 PM

Monty Mole knocks out Gabriel with a Crowbar and runs off with the Thingy. Eventually he sells it to Hyrule Castle's general store. I buy it with a huge rupees plus 4 green rupees tax. I then go off to play Bombchu Bowling

**Valigarmander** · 03-15-2010, 07:17 PM

When ID reaches to pick up one of the Bombchus, it grabs him by the arms and suplexes him into the floor. The Bombchu (actually Val in disguise) takes the Thingy and goes to hide in a desert.

Zaden · 03-16-2010, 10:59 PM

A sand shark eats you and I run off with the Thingy.

Infernal Dragoon · 03-25-2010, 07:20 AM

then a sand worm eats Zaidon and spits out the Thingy, it lands into my flying saucer that resembles Dr. Wily's. I take it and continue flying to Vegas. Apparently the desert was in Nevada.

VG_Addict · 04-10-2010, 05:22 PM

I find your space ship and fire a ki ball at it, blowing it up. I take the Thingy and go to Topeka.

Zaden · 04-17-2010, 10:49 PM

Topeka blows up and catapults the Thingy to me. I catch it and stay right where I am.

Infernal Dragoon · 05-28-2010, 10:17 PM

HK 9000 headshots Zaidon with a disrupter rifle and he disintigrates to a pile of ash. HK 9000 then walks up, takes the Thingy, and flies off in his spaceship to Mercury where my main base of operations is at.

Jailbreaker · 05-29-2010, 08:29 AM

I hit Mercury with a baseball bat. Then I score a home run on the thingy...

...

...right into the sun. Ouch.

VG_Addict · 05-29-2010, 04:52 PM

^ Finally, a new post!

I catch the Thingy with a novelty giant catcher's mitt, and go to Prague.

Infernal Dragoon · 06-13-2010, 02:06 PM

This happens in Prague:YouTube - Casino Royale intro/opening extended cut with deleted footage

I'm James Bond, VGA is Dryden and the contact is the guy that he hired who was going to kill me next post and take the Thingy. I decided to kill him first so he wouldn't get in the way. Oh and the Thingy was in the safe. I leave for The World of Coca Cola, Thingy in hand

VG_Addict · 06-23-2010, 02:24 PM

I go to Coca-Cola World and hide behind a soda machine (All Coke products, of course). When you go to said soda machine to buy a soda, I tip the machine over so that it falls on you and crushes you. Just to make sure you're dead, I blow up the machine. I take the Thingy and go to Twilight Town from KH: 358/2 Days.

Zaden · 06-24-2010, 02:39 PM

Rampage slides a bear trap under your foot. When you step on it, it saws your leg off. Then he shoves a shark around your head and you drop the thingy. He grabs it and hides in a bomb shelter in Istanbul.

VG_Addict · 06-25-2010, 03:55 PM

I go to where Rampage is and knock him unconcious with the shark. I take the Thingy and go to France.

Infernal Dragoon · 07-09-2010, 12:56 PM

I impale VGA with the Eiffel Tower then take the Thingy and duck into a tank in Dark Land in Super Mario Bros 3

VG_Addict · 07-13-2010, 04:22 PM

It's so dark that you can't see where you're going, and you drive off a cliff and die. I take the Thingy and go to the Planet Express.

06-13-2010, 02:06 PM	#435
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	This happens in Prague:YouTube - Casino Royale intro/opening extended cut with deleted footage I'm James Bond, VGA is Dryden and the contact is the guy that he hired who was going to kill me next post and take the Thingy. I decided to kill him first so he wouldn't get in the way. Oh and the Thingy was in the safe. I leave for The World of Coca Cola, Thingy in hand Last edited by Infernal Dragoon; 06-13-2010 at 02:12 PM.

06-24-2010, 02:39 PM	#437
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Rampage slides a bear trap under your foot. When you step on it, it saws your leg off. Then he shoves a shark around your head and you drop the thingy. He grabs it and hides in a bomb shelter in Istanbul. Last edited by Zaden; 06-28-2010 at 12:49 AM.

02-22-2010, 04:59 PM	#421
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Rampage holds up a catcher's mit and the Thingy flies into it. Then he rams you with a sports car and you fly backwards out of Saturn's gravitational field. In space there is zero friction and infinite inertia so you drift endlessly as a block of ice. The nearest object in your path is 900,000,000,000 miles away. Rampage hops to Earth and swims to Cuba.

02-28-2010, 02:36 AM	#422
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	At my asteroid base I was sitting in the command chair brooding over how I haven't found the Thingy in weeks. Suddenly a large chunk of ice smashes through the ceiling and right into the floor in front of me. GF7:ZOMGBBQPITS! hides behind command chair Battle Droid#273:See, this is what happens when you put a base in the middle of a chaotic asteroid field, something is bound to collide with the- GF7:Shut up! I get it already! walks to the crater and picks up ice block I wonder what I should do with this... HK9000 (a fusion of HK47 and Hal9000):Perhaps we should fire it to earth GF7:Sounds like a plan! I take my Interdictor Star Destroyer to Earth's orbit and I fire the ice block out of the warhead launcher to Earth where it lands near cuba. Me and HK9000 go to where it landed and find Rampage with the ice block stuck in his head. GF7: Didn't see this coming. HK9000:Actually I calculated this would happen. GF7:Thats a surprise...notices Thingy in hand Hey the Thingy! Sweet! takes it and lifts it over head Zelda Style HK9000:Hey whats that in the ice block? GF7:Hmmm..... sees VGA in Iceblock Haha! Well VGA, I didn't think you would ever, in a million years, help me get the Thingy. pats frozen VGA Ahhh Irony never tasted so sweet. Lets go HK9000, while we're at Cuba we can get some Cuban cigars HK9000:Why would you need those? Your a reploid, you can't smoke if you don't have lungs. GF7:Exactly, that means I don't get lung cancer! Let's go! takes HK9000 with him

02-28-2010, 12:16 PM	#423
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Suddenly, I break out of the iceblock. I then fly up over Cuba, and fire a HUGE ball of energy at it, blowing it right off the map! I then catch the Thingy as it flies in the air, and teleport to Texas.

02-28-2010, 12:25 PM	#424
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	I put gas in my 4-wheel-drive continent. The thingy comes out of the gas pump. I remain unaware that I'm currently fueling my continent with the Thingy. I fly over to Texas and shoot it with Tectonic Missles.

03-04-2010, 06:03 PM	#425
Gabriel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pesterchum~ Gender: Posts: 2,752 Thanks: 206 Thanked 139 Times in 115 Posts	I emerge from nowhere and fire at you with my bazooka. I steal in and snatch the Thingy. I then burrow my way underground into the kingdom of the mole people.

03-15-2010, 07:14 PM	#426
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Monty Mole knocks out Gabriel with a Crowbar and runs off with the Thingy. Eventually he sells it to Hyrule Castle's general store. I buy it with a huge rupees plus 4 green rupees tax. I then go off to play Bombchu Bowling

03-15-2010, 07:17 PM	#427
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	When ID reaches to pick up one of the Bombchus, it grabs him by the arms and suplexes him into the floor. The Bombchu (actually Val in disguise) takes the Thingy and goes to hide in a desert.

03-16-2010, 10:59 PM	#428
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	A sand shark eats you and I run off with the Thingy.

03-25-2010, 07:20 AM	#429
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	then a sand worm eats Zaidon and spits out the Thingy, it lands into my flying saucer that resembles Dr. Wily's. I take it and continue flying to Vegas. Apparently the desert was in Nevada.

04-10-2010, 05:22 PM	#430
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	I find your space ship and fire a ki ball at it, blowing it up. I take the Thingy and go to Topeka.

04-17-2010, 10:49 PM	#431
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Topeka blows up and catapults the Thingy to me. I catch it and stay right where I am.

05-28-2010, 10:17 PM	#432
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	HK 9000 headshots Zaidon with a disrupter rifle and he disintigrates to a pile of ash. HK 9000 then walks up, takes the Thingy, and flies off in his spaceship to Mercury where my main base of operations is at.

05-29-2010, 08:29 AM	#433
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	I hit Mercury with a baseball bat. Then I score a home run on the thingy... ... ...right into the sun. Ouch.

05-29-2010, 04:52 PM	#434
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	^ Finally, a new post! I catch the Thingy with a novelty giant catcher's mitt, and go to Prague.

06-23-2010, 02:24 PM	#436
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	I go to Coca-Cola World and hide behind a soda machine (All Coke products, of course). When you go to said soda machine to buy a soda, I tip the machine over so that it falls on you and crushes you. Just to make sure you're dead, I blow up the machine. I take the Thingy and go to Twilight Town from KH: 358/2 Days.

06-25-2010, 03:55 PM	#438
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	I go to where Rampage is and knock him unconcious with the shark. I take the Thingy and go to France.

07-09-2010, 12:56 PM	#439
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	I impale VGA with the Eiffel Tower then take the Thingy and duck into a tank in Dark Land in Super Mario Bros 3

07-13-2010, 04:22 PM	#440
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	It's so dark that you can't see where you're going, and you drive off a cliff and die. I take the Thingy and go to the Planet Express.