Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

Infernal Dragoon · 08-01-2008, 08:41 PM

Heroine of the Dragon gave me the Thingy plus an extra large bag of marshmallows. I take the Thingy and teleport it to a random area.

Goblin Ninja: Wait, How come you did that? Wouldn't it be better if you kept it?

GF7:It's more fun this way. Now stop bothering me! I'm trying to eat my marshmallows!

DR.Death · 08-01-2008, 08:51 PM

DR.Death: so speed how do you like my sweet pad
speed racer: its alright i could go for some nachos though
DR.Death: same here minion! summon up me and my pal here 1 large bowl of nachos and a keg of soda with
Minion: right away sir *summons then leaves the room*
DR.Death: ah this is the life *flips on plasma screen tv*
speed racer: this is a weird nacho
DR.Death: whoa don't eat that! its a thingy i haven't seen one of these in forever
speed racer: well i know what that means so ima scram before someone comes to kill you and take that
DR.Death see ya later then *puts thingy underneath sofa*

**Valigarmander** · 08-02-2008, 06:39 AM

Val eats the sofa and promptly regurgitates the Thingy.

He then hides it in the Library of Congress, where IT WILL NEVER BE FOUND.

Vapor · 08-02-2008, 07:03 AM

I look it up in the registry, take it and a copy of the Necronomicon out, and hide in the actual Congress.

**Valigarmander** · 08-02-2008, 07:05 AM

I go to Congress and shout, "Look! A naked woman with a keg of beer!"

You are the only one who jumps up and looks, seeing as the rest of Congress reproduces asexually. I beat you up and take the Thingy, and hide it in an ordinary can of chili beans.

(i.e. I'm making chili right now and I can't be original.)

Vapor · 08-02-2008, 10:07 AM

I throw the can off a cliff. I don't bother to take the thingy, but months later I find it in a suddenly appearing hole in my backyard. I chill with the thingy.

Redshirt · 08-02-2008, 10:13 AM

You chill so much you freeze. I take the thingy and go to the local disco.

Vapor · 08-02-2008, 11:49 AM

Disco dies. Then you die. George Carlin dies. George W. Bush dies. James dies. I take the Thingy.

Redshirt · 08-02-2008, 11:53 AM

Disco is revived, I am revived. I steal the thingy, chop your head off, and go to the moon.

Jailbreaker · 08-02-2008, 03:14 PM

I eat you and the moon, and the thingy comes out my nose.

Redshirt · 08-02-2008, 03:51 PM

That was my stunt double I steal the thingy back and go to The Twilght Zone.

Jailbreaker · 08-02-2008, 04:11 PM

The Twilight Zone blows up, and the thingy pops out of my little gopher hole.

Oh, and your stunt double was tasty.

VG_Addict · 08-02-2008, 05:59 PM

I bribe the gopher into giving me the Thingy and go to the Satellite of Love from MST3K.

Luigiman7 · 08-02-2008, 08:32 PM

Love is overrated, so you blow up. I take the thingy and go to Pluto.

Jailbreaker · 08-03-2008, 09:59 AM

Pluto doesn't exist anymore.

Infernal Dragoon · 08-03-2008, 11:37 AM

I take the Thingy from Pluto (or where it originally was) and then suddenly something hits me

GF7: If Pluto's gone, what happened to Vapor and his main base on Pluto?

Ridley: We destroyed it, remember?

GF7: I remember, but I thought he would've rebuilt it. lets just get out of here.

Redshirt · 08-03-2008, 01:29 PM

As you start to leave you are hit by a passing comet and pass out. I fly by in my space ship a snatch the Thingy. Then I fly to Mars.

Luigiman7 · 08-03-2008, 04:39 PM

Mars has no air and your head asplodes. I take the thingy and tie it to jailbreakers face.

Redshirt · 08-03-2008, 05:10 PM

I kidnap jailbreaker and keep him in a small room with only bread and water once a day.

Luigiman7 · 08-03-2008, 08:48 PM

I blow up jailbreaker and take the thingy and give it to Mushman.

08-01-2008, 08:41 PM	#1
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it Heroine of the Dragon gave me the Thingy plus an extra large bag of marshmallows. I take the Thingy and teleport it to a random area. Goblin Ninja: Wait, How come you did that? Wouldn't it be better if you kept it? GF7:It's more fun this way. Now stop bothering me! I'm trying to eat my marshmallows!

08-02-2008, 08:32 PM	#14
Luigiman7 ~)´◡｀(~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: representin da bronx yo Gender: Posts: 17,308 Thanks: 1,100 Thanked 992 Times in 698 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Love is overrated, so you blow up. I take the thingy and go to Pluto. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-03-2008, 04:39 PM	#18
Luigiman7 ~)´◡｀(~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: representin da bronx yo Gender: Posts: 17,308 Thanks: 1,100 Thanked 992 Times in 698 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Mars has no air and your head asplodes. I take the thingy and tie it to jailbreakers face. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-03-2008, 08:48 PM	#20
Luigiman7 ~)´◡｀(~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: representin da bronx yo Gender: Posts: 17,308 Thanks: 1,100 Thanked 992 Times in 698 Posts Blog Entries: 8	I blow up jailbreaker and take the thingy and give it to Mushman. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-01-2008, 08:51 PM	#2
DR.Death Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: under your bed Gender: Posts: 268 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	DR.Death: so speed how do you like my sweet pad speed racer: its alright i could go for some nachos though DR.Death: same here minion! summon up me and my pal here 1 large bowl of nachos and a keg of soda with Minion: right away sir summons then leaves the room DR.Death: ah this is the life flips on plasma screen tv speed racer: this is a weird nacho DR.Death: whoa don't eat that! its a thingy i haven't seen one of these in forever speed racer: well i know what that means so ima scram before someone comes to kill you and take that DR.Death see ya later then puts thingy underneath sofa

08-02-2008, 06:39 AM	#3
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,223 Thanks: 1,611 Thanked 5,553 Times in 2,499 Posts Blog Entries: 18	Val eats the sofa and promptly regurgitates the Thingy. He then hides it in the Library of Congress, where IT WILL NEVER BE FOUND.

08-02-2008, 07:03 AM	#4
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 412 Times in 248 Posts	I look it up in the registry, take it and a copy of the Necronomicon out, and hide in the actual Congress.

08-02-2008, 07:05 AM	#5
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,223 Thanks: 1,611 Thanked 5,553 Times in 2,499 Posts Blog Entries: 18	I go to Congress and shout, "Look! A naked woman with a keg of beer!" You are the only one who jumps up and looks, seeing as the rest of Congress reproduces asexually. I beat you up and take the Thingy, and hide it in an ordinary can of chili beans. (i.e. I'm making chili right now and I can't be original.)

08-02-2008, 10:07 AM	#6
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 412 Times in 248 Posts	I throw the can off a cliff. I don't bother to take the thingy, but months later I find it in a suddenly appearing hole in my backyard. I chill with the thingy.

08-02-2008, 10:13 AM	#7
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50	You chill so much you freeze. I take the thingy and go to the local disco.

08-02-2008, 11:49 AM	#8
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 412 Times in 248 Posts	Disco dies. Then you die. George Carlin dies. George W. Bush dies. James dies. I take the Thingy.

08-02-2008, 11:53 AM	#9
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Disco is revived, I am revived. I steal the thingy, chop your head off, and go to the moon.

08-02-2008, 03:14 PM	#10
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	I eat you and the moon, and the thingy comes out my nose.

08-02-2008, 03:51 PM	#11
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50	That was my stunt double I steal the thingy back and go to The Twilght Zone.

08-02-2008, 04:11 PM	#12
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	The Twilight Zone blows up, and the thingy pops out of my little gopher hole. Oh, and your stunt double was tasty.

08-02-2008, 05:59 PM	#13
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,801 Thanks: 33 Thanked 222 Times in 189 Posts Blog Entries: 2	I bribe the gopher into giving me the Thingy and go to the Satellite of Love from MST3K.

08-03-2008, 09:59 AM	#15
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	Pluto doesn't exist anymore.

08-03-2008, 11:37 AM	#16
Infernal Dragoon Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Strange Dimension of Ghosts, Wind, and Sand Gender: Posts: 865 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	I take the Thingy from Pluto (or where it originally was) and then suddenly something hits me GF7: If Pluto's gone, what happened to Vapor and his main base on Pluto? Ridley: We destroyed it, remember? GF7: I remember, but I thought he would've rebuilt it. lets just get out of here.

08-03-2008, 01:29 PM	#17
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50	As you start to leave you are hit by a passing comet and pass out. I fly by in my space ship a snatch the Thingy. Then I fly to Mars.

08-03-2008, 05:10 PM	#19
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50	I kidnap jailbreaker and keep him in a small room with only bread and water once a day.