Radical Extremists Topic - Page 2

squid0862 · 10-01-2008, 04:04 PM

Yeah... But Luigi might be the most neglected IN the game...

Redshirt · 10-01-2008, 04:05 PM

Why People Like Wario:

Why do people like this lovable loser? Glad you asked.

Determination- He tries, and tries, and tries, but can never seem to get his own castle. And when he does, something always happens and he loses it. Go fig.
Clothing- Mario is Red/Blue, Luigi is Green/Blue and Wario is Purple/Yellow. Gotta love different people. I wonder the tailor is who makes all of those funky overalls.
Mustaches- Mario's is a little curved, Luigi's is a little bumpy, and Wario's is all over the place. Is that cool or what.
Shoes- Have you ever noticed his shoes? They are curved like jester shoes!
Mystery- Is he Evil to the extreme, or just confused? The world may never know. Also, why does he shrink at the end of SML3.
Size- You thought Mario was fat, just look at Wario in the NP comix!

(Note: this was written by Jay and is on Wario's profile)

squid0862 · 10-01-2008, 04:40 PM

Lulz... But I'm almost done with all 15 posts! YES!!!!!

▲ Vote For Luigi or else you'll end up like that when someone else becomes president!

Redshirt · 10-01-2008, 04:46 PM

There is a difference?

squid0862 · 10-01-2008, 04:48 PM

Yeah!

Top = Luigi

Bottom = Person who didn't vote for Luigi

Redshirt · 10-01-2008, 04:53 PM

So if we do vote for Luigi we will become Luigi?

squid0862 · 10-01-2008, 08:26 PM

If you don't vote for Luigi, then your face will be the bottom picture forever. If you do vote for him, you won't have to worry. I screwed it up the first time, now I'm editing it. :P

Redshirt · 10-02-2008, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warios Campaign Manager

So if we do vote for Luigi we will become Luigi?

Quote:

Originally Posted by squid0862

No, your face will morph to become the bottom picture!

that makes me not want to vote for him.

Robotazy · 10-02-2008, 10:59 AM

huh? -tazy

squid0862 · 10-02-2008, 05:14 PM

Yeah, yeah, I know. Confusing.

If you don't vote for Luigi, your face will be stuck screaming forever. If you vote for him, you won't have to worry about it.

Robotazy · 10-02-2008, 05:27 PM

Um, yeah resemblences.

.....

mmmmmm no.

No sir, I don't like it.

squid0862 · 10-02-2008, 06:17 PM

Well... That sucks...

Lord Ovan · 10-03-2008, 10:41 AM

You all suck except for Warios Campaign Manager!!
Because, Wario is the coolest!!

**Crazyswordsman** · 10-03-2008, 06:49 PM

Lemmy's first interview:

Welcome to NC Nightly News! I'm Brian Bullet Billiams, and tonight, investigative journalist extraordinaire Travis McToad will be interviewing Lemmy Koopa, candidate for president of NC.

McToad: Here I am standing with Lemmy Koopa in front of his small business, the Koopa Kafe. Lemmy, tell me about this venture.

Lemmy: Well, after Iggy and I retired from the Super Smash Stadium, we decided we wanted to open our own business. So we got the ol' gang back together and decided it was time we remake our image into community friendly Koopas. So we built the Koopa Kafe and began serving typical diner fare to tourists and locals alike in NC land. Business is always booming and we're rated a perfect 30 in Zagat's for friendly service.

McToad: It seems like you have no regrets then.

Lemmy: Well, there's one. Recently, the Mushroom Kingdom enacted the Spread your Food Around Tax, which is really a "Mario Tax" on all restaurants except Mario's Deep Fried Pasta (a fast food chain, mind you). This forces all restaurants to give away, for free, food worth 50% of all the profits they make to Mario....so he can eat it and put us out of business! Small, family owned restaurants such as ours are losing profits because Mario is being greedy! But I said it's time for change, and I will bring that change by taking on this unfair tax and RECINDING it.

McToad: You seem to be very concerned about the local populace AND the economy. What about the environment?

Lemmy: Well, ever since King "DAD" (he's not our dad anymore, we disowned him when he had Bowser Jr). chose to use Bowser Jr. over us, we decided it was time we stop being villains and just being ordinary, caring citizens. With my leadership, we founded "Koopas for a Klean Planet." We have worked to undo the damage our biological father and Bowser Jr. caused to the Mushroom Kingdom. We are residents here too, and we believe it is the right thing to do to care about the environment.

McToad: What about the issue of Neglectedness?

Lemmy: As a character who has been not only neglected, but RETCONNED, I am proud to be a champion of all those who have been Neglected. I have met many faces over the years who feel oppressed. Besides my six siblings, I worked with Geno, Kamek, Pauline, Stanley the Bugman, and others. I also work to stop neglect of other Nintendo series. Reggie Fils-Aime, for instance, is going out of his way to deny the existence of the Mother-Earthbound series. These are some of my favorite games, and I can tell you I participated in Starmen.net's "PK Call'N" to convince Nintendo to get those games released, and the ESRB rated Earthbound for the Virtual Console soon after, so I'm no slouch when it comes to trying to make change.

McToad: And what about Foreign Policy?

Lemmy: NC Land has a land border with Squaresoftland, which has in the past four years become an oppressive, despotic nation ruled by Cloud Strife. We have seen many of our favorite characters become tossed aside, and things like Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children saw a grander release party and more publicity than Final Fantasy XII. I was furious at this, and I was furious they released AC with Kingdom Hearts II, which continued to promote FFVII, VIII, and X, and ignore the great games you grew up with: Final Fantasies I, IV, V, VI, and Chrono Trigger. I sponsored, in NC Congress, sanctions if they continued to ignore the plight of the characters in these games, many of whom now live in poverty. And we said ports alone would not be enough. We said Square had to become the pre-1997 Square, and we are proud to announce they are taking steps-albeit slowly-in the right direction. Once again, I proved I can get things done.

McToad: Thank you for your time.

Lemmy: Thank you. And to all of you voters out there, know this: I know you and I walk the streets with you. I know what your concerns are and will do all I can to bring you what you want. Lemmy is a man of the people, and is a foe of corruption and destruction. Only one candidate has the balls to make ANY real progress, and I'm that candidate.

-CSM

Sean P Kelly · 10-04-2008, 11:28 AM

bump to save

Redshirt · 10-04-2008, 12:19 PM

Wario will have to cancel his speech by the Leap of Insanity, because he is helping to build a children’s hospital.

Romplayer · 10-04-2008, 03:18 PM

Just some feedback.

@Wario: I REALLY loved your running refrigerator joke. That was incredibly funny

Although I'm a bit disappointed you changed your point of view about the children. Hell, you're a Radical Extremist! Show it!

@Lemmy: Love your slogan. "He's got the balls to lead" Great

Hope to see some funny comix from you the next week, we all know you can do it.

@Luigi: Nice idea with Kevin

But don't destroy the joke by trying to explain it in five posts.

I'm very excited of the things that will come. May the best one win

Redshirt · 10-04-2008, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romplayer

@Wario:
Although I'm a bit disappointed you changed your point of view about the children. Hell, you're a Radical Extremist! Show it!

How did you know what my next comic was going to be about.

Romplayer · 10-04-2008, 03:30 PM

I'm Yoshi's CM. Yoshi almost won the last NC Election. You can't compete with me. Give up!

Redshirt · 10-04-2008, 04:31 PM

10-01-2008, 04:05 PM	#22
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Why People Like Wario: Why do people like this lovable loser? Glad you asked. Determination- He tries, and tries, and tries, but can never seem to get his own castle. And when he does, something always happens and he loses it. Go fig. Clothing- Mario is Red/Blue, Luigi is Green/Blue and Wario is Purple/Yellow. Gotta love different people. I wonder the tailor is who makes all of those funky overalls. Mustaches- Mario's is a little curved, Luigi's is a little bumpy, and Wario's is all over the place. Is that cool or what. Shoes- Have you ever noticed his shoes? They are curved like jester shoes! Mystery- Is he Evil to the extreme, or just confused? The world may never know. Also, why does he shrink at the end of SML3. Size- You thought Mario was fat, just look at Wario in the NP comix! (Note: this was written by Jay and is on Wario's profile)

10-01-2008, 04:40 PM	#23
squid0862 Newbie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The land of South Carolina! Gender: Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Lulz... But I'm almost done with all 15 posts! YES!!!!! ▲ Vote For Luigi or else you'll end up like that when someone else becomes president! Last edited by squid0862; 10-01-2008 at 04:40 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

10-01-2008, 08:26 PM	#27
squid0862 Newbie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The land of South Carolina! Gender: Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	If you don't vote for Luigi, then your face will be the bottom picture forever. If you do vote for him, you won't have to worry. I screwed it up the first time, now I'm editing it. :P Last edited by squid0862; 10-02-2008 at 05:15 PM.

10-01-2008, 04:04 PM	#21
squid0862 Newbie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The land of South Carolina! Gender: Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yeah... But Luigi might be the most neglected IN the game...

10-01-2008, 04:46 PM	#24
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50	There is a difference?

10-01-2008, 04:48 PM	#25
squid0862 Newbie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The land of South Carolina! Gender: Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yeah! Top = Luigi Bottom = Person who didn't vote for Luigi

10-01-2008, 04:53 PM	#26
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50	So if we do vote for Luigi we will become Luigi?

10-02-2008, 10:59 AM	#29
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,247 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,238 Times in 885 Posts Blog Entries: 43	huh? -tazy

10-02-2008, 05:14 PM	#30
squid0862 Newbie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The land of South Carolina! Gender: Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yeah, yeah, I know. Confusing. If you don't vote for Luigi, your face will be stuck screaming forever. If you vote for him, you won't have to worry about it.

10-02-2008, 05:27 PM	#31
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,247 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,238 Times in 885 Posts Blog Entries: 43	Um, yeah resemblences. ..... mmmmmm no. No sir, I don't like it.

10-02-2008, 06:17 PM	#32
squid0862 Newbie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The land of South Carolina! Gender: Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Well... That sucks...

10-03-2008, 10:41 AM	#33
Lord Ovan Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Gender: Posts: 47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	You all suck except for Warios Campaign Manager!! Because, Wario is the coolest!!

10-03-2008, 06:49 PM	#34
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,747 Thanks: 1,000 Thanked 682 Times in 463 Posts	Lemmy's first interview: Welcome to NC Nightly News! I'm Brian Bullet Billiams, and tonight, investigative journalist extraordinaire Travis McToad will be interviewing Lemmy Koopa, candidate for president of NC. McToad: Here I am standing with Lemmy Koopa in front of his small business, the Koopa Kafe. Lemmy, tell me about this venture. Lemmy: Well, after Iggy and I retired from the Super Smash Stadium, we decided we wanted to open our own business. So we got the ol' gang back together and decided it was time we remake our image into community friendly Koopas. So we built the Koopa Kafe and began serving typical diner fare to tourists and locals alike in NC land. Business is always booming and we're rated a perfect 30 in Zagat's for friendly service. McToad: It seems like you have no regrets then. Lemmy: Well, there's one. Recently, the Mushroom Kingdom enacted the Spread your Food Around Tax, which is really a "Mario Tax" on all restaurants except Mario's Deep Fried Pasta (a fast food chain, mind you). This forces all restaurants to give away, for free, food worth 50% of all the profits they make to Mario....so he can eat it and put us out of business! Small, family owned restaurants such as ours are losing profits because Mario is being greedy! But I said it's time for change, and I will bring that change by taking on this unfair tax and RECINDING it. McToad: You seem to be very concerned about the local populace AND the economy. What about the environment? Lemmy: Well, ever since King "DAD" (he's not our dad anymore, we disowned him when he had Bowser Jr). chose to use Bowser Jr. over us, we decided it was time we stop being villains and just being ordinary, caring citizens. With my leadership, we founded "Koopas for a Klean Planet." We have worked to undo the damage our biological father and Bowser Jr. caused to the Mushroom Kingdom. We are residents here too, and we believe it is the right thing to do to care about the environment. McToad: What about the issue of Neglectedness? Lemmy: As a character who has been not only neglected, but RETCONNED, I am proud to be a champion of all those who have been Neglected. I have met many faces over the years who feel oppressed. Besides my six siblings, I worked with Geno, Kamek, Pauline, Stanley the Bugman, and others. I also work to stop neglect of other Nintendo series. Reggie Fils-Aime, for instance, is going out of his way to deny the existence of the Mother-Earthbound series. These are some of my favorite games, and I can tell you I participated in Starmen.net's "PK Call'N" to convince Nintendo to get those games released, and the ESRB rated Earthbound for the Virtual Console soon after, so I'm no slouch when it comes to trying to make change. McToad: And what about Foreign Policy? Lemmy: NC Land has a land border with Squaresoftland, which has in the past four years become an oppressive, despotic nation ruled by Cloud Strife. We have seen many of our favorite characters become tossed aside, and things like Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children saw a grander release party and more publicity than Final Fantasy XII. I was furious at this, and I was furious they released AC with Kingdom Hearts II, which continued to promote FFVII, VIII, and X, and ignore the great games you grew up with: Final Fantasies I, IV, V, VI, and Chrono Trigger. I sponsored, in NC Congress, sanctions if they continued to ignore the plight of the characters in these games, many of whom now live in poverty. And we said ports alone would not be enough. We said Square had to become the pre-1997 Square, and we are proud to announce they are taking steps-albeit slowly-in the right direction. Once again, I proved I can get things done. McToad: Thank you for your time. Lemmy: Thank you. And to all of you voters out there, know this: I know you and I walk the streets with you. I know what your concerns are and will do all I can to bring you what you want. Lemmy is a man of the people, and is a foe of corruption and destruction. Only one candidate has the balls to make ANY real progress, and I'm that candidate. -CSM

10-04-2008, 11:28 AM	#35
Sean P Kelly Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,789 Thanks: 19 Thanked 58 Times in 46 Posts	bump to save

10-04-2008, 12:19 PM	#36
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Wario will have to cancel his speech by the Leap of Insanity, because he is helping to build a children’s hospital.

10-04-2008, 03:18 PM	#37
Romplayer Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Germany Gender: Posts: 806 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	Just some feedback. @Wario: I REALLY loved your running refrigerator joke. That was incredibly funny Although I'm a bit disappointed you changed your point of view about the children. Hell, you're a Radical Extremist! Show it! @Lemmy: Love your slogan. "He's got the balls to lead" Great Hope to see some funny comix from you the next week, we all know you can do it. @Luigi: Nice idea with Kevin But don't destroy the joke by trying to explain it in five posts. I'm very excited of the things that will come. May the best one win

10-04-2008, 03:30 PM	#39
Romplayer Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Germany Gender: Posts: 806 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	I'm Yoshi's CM. Yoshi almost won the last NC Election. You can't compete with me. Give up!

10-04-2008, 04:31 PM	#40
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50