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Old 09-23-2008, 11:38 PM   #1
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Yo.

Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
No I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
...Steve.

My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the Forum pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.

Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?

Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
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Old 09-24-2008, 12:24 AM   #2
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Old 09-24-2008, 12:40 AM   #3
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You spelled your name wrong.
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Old 09-24-2008, 12:47 AM   #4
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Damn...

Well 8,000,0000 VBpoints later it's been fixed.
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Old 09-24-2008, 01:57 AM   #5
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:14 AM   #6
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Hi, Speed.
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Old 09-24-2008, 12:20 PM   #7
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Hi, Speed.

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I'm the Hiphopopotamus.
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Old 09-24-2008, 01:56 PM   #8
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No.

I'm the Hiphopopotamus.

*points to join date*
*points to post count*
*points to gifts*

They all look like Speed's. I can't check IP, but I think it's pretty obvious.

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Old 09-24-2008, 01:59 PM   #9
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Ok, Speed.
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Old 09-24-2008, 03:25 PM   #10
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Is Hippo Speed or not? Or is he just on speed?
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He's the Speedy Hiphopopotomus.
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Old 09-24-2008, 03:34 PM   #12
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Is Hippo Speed or not? Or is he just on speed?
Both.

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Old 09-24-2008, 03:42 PM   #13
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I guess that answers my question. The latter.
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Old 09-24-2008, 03:50 PM   #14
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I guess that answers my question. The latter.
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If I look at that picture one more time, I think...I don't know, I can't really think!
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Old 09-24-2008, 04:33 PM   #17
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