The Standoff is Over.

t3hDarkness · 12-16-2009, 05:50 PM

The Texan Money Vampires kidnapped my internet and were holding it hostage, demanding exorbitant sums of money for its safe return.

Naturally Chibimod3 and T3hDarkness do not deal with hostage situations and began maneuvers to cut their funding and undermine their authority.

Last week the criminals sent me a bloody modem in a box along with their final demands.

Immediate immediate action was taken and a strike force of Ninjas armed with Motorola cell phone towers liberated my internet from the evil clutches of the Texan Money Vampires and have returned it to me more or less unharmed.

Once again armed with the proper tools, I have only one thing to say.

We are coming to get you.

Metal Mario · 12-16-2009, 07:15 PM

12-16-2009, 05:50 PM	#1
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	The Standoff is Over. The Texan Money Vampires kidnapped my internet and were holding it hostage, demanding exorbitant sums of money for its safe return. Naturally Chibimod3 and T3hDarkness do not deal with hostage situations and began maneuvers to cut their funding and undermine their authority. Last week the criminals sent me a bloody modem in a box along with their final demands. Immediate immediate action was taken and a strike force of Ninjas armed with Motorola cell phone towers liberated my internet from the evil clutches of the Texan Money Vampires and have returned it to me more or less unharmed. Once again armed with the proper tools, I have only one thing to say. We are coming to get you.

12-16-2009, 07:15 PM	#2
Metal Mario Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Gender: Posts: 16,435 Thanks: 72 Thanked 190 Times in 127 Posts