No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle - Page 5

Rainbow Dash · 02-15-2010, 12:03 AM

i'm pretty sure it was even stated that it would not be 50 battles

**X-3** · 02-15-2010, 07:21 PM

You know those pictures that Rank 2 was burning before the fight? These are the pictures she was burning.

Spoiler Below

As you can probably see, Margaret, some man and some kid are contained in these pictures. There's also this fourth picture that...what the hell is that? Freaky.

It's time for FREAKY STUPID THEORY BY A JERK TIME.

Spoiler Below

MARGARET IS GREEK YOU GEEK
IT MEANS A PEARL
BOYS CANNOT CRACK THIS OYSTER SHELL

That is what she sings. Oyster Shells can be seen as protecting the pearl, right? So...let's be stupid and assume that an "Oyster Shell" is a hymen, protecting Margaret's womb or "pearl". This stupid theory is being written by a jerk, let me remind you guys.

Now, Margaret is an assassin, so I don't think anyone would be really able to have sex with her, so...yeah. **** that **** though, I'm making a stupid theory, I have no need for things that make sense.

Alice's pictures come in now. Let's say she was married for awhile, and had a kid. She broke off with her husband, and kept the child. Then she married...Margaret.

...yeah. In this theory, Margaret and Alice are lesbian lovers.

This happy couple lives with their child for awhile, before disaster strikes. Let's say the child is murdered. Maybe that's what the fourth picture is? Instantly, their relationship becomes dark, with only revenge in their hearts. Through investigations, they realized that the murderer was part of the UAA. They teamed up, and together climbed the ranks. They killed the murderer and...

...nothing. They felt completely empty. Their revenge solved nothing. In the end, their child was dead and nothing was better. The couple broke apart, with Alice carrying onto 2nd rank, while Margaret stayed at 3rd, soon 4th rank. Vladimir beat her, and she narrowly escaped. Sylvia wasn't in a "completely bat**** crazy" mood that day.

I think I read that Margaret's song basically criticizes Travis, including his whole revenge thing. If so, then consider this: Margaret was speaking from past experience. That's why she wanted Travis to remember her song.

It's crazy, probably insulting and it probably has many flaws, but I felt like making a theory.

oh, and here's a probably better...theory:
Destructoid - What NMH 2: Desperate Struggle really means, part 1

Rainbow Dash · 02-15-2010, 07:54 PM

alice and margaret are the moonlight sisters

**X-3** · 02-15-2010, 07:57 PM

Alice's last name is Twilight. This point is meaningless because Twilight and Moonlight are...yeah. There could have easily been a typo or something in there.

Rainbow Dash · 02-15-2010, 08:38 PM

Alice Moonlight - No More Heroes Wiki

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-15-2010, 09:04 PM

Aw, man. I want to play this game now. But, not quite sixty dollars want to play this game.

I did beat the first game last week, though. It was tight. Also, I'm now a fan of Pure White Lover Bizarre Jelly, and I'm downloading the first season right now.

Rainbow Dash · 02-15-2010, 09:36 PM

why is everything expensive in canada too, christ

ChuckleHuck · 03-13-2010, 10:55 AM

***Ace Mercury*** · 03-13-2010, 01:11 PM

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

02-15-2010, 07:21 PM	#82
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	You know those pictures that Rank 2 was burning before the fight? These are the pictures she was burning. Spoiler Below As you can probably see, Margaret, some man and some kid are contained in these pictures. There's also this fourth picture that...what the hell is that? Freaky. It's time for FREAKY STUPID THEORY BY A JERK TIME. Spoiler Below MARGARET IS GREEK YOU GEEK IT MEANS A PEARL BOYS CANNOT CRACK THIS OYSTER SHELL That is what she sings. Oyster Shells can be seen as protecting the pearl, right? So...let's be stupid and assume that an "Oyster Shell" is a hymen, protecting Margaret's womb or "pearl". This stupid theory is being written by a jerk, let me remind you guys. Now, Margaret is an assassin, so I don't think anyone would be really able to have sex with her, so...yeah. ** that though, I'm making a stupid theory, I have no need for things that make sense. Alice's pictures come in now. Let's say she was married for awhile, and had a kid. She broke off with her husband, and kept the child. Then she married...Margaret. ...yeah. In this theory, Margaret and Alice are lesbian lovers. This happy couple lives with their child for awhile, before disaster strikes. Let's say the child is murdered. Maybe that's what the fourth picture is? Instantly, their relationship becomes dark, with only revenge in their hearts. Through investigations, they realized that the murderer was part of the UAA. They teamed up, and together climbed the ranks. They killed the murderer and... ...nothing. They felt completely empty. Their revenge solved nothing. In the end, their child was dead and nothing was better. The couple broke apart, with Alice carrying onto 2nd rank, while Margaret stayed at 3rd, soon 4th rank. Vladimir beat her, and she narrowly escaped. Sylvia wasn't in a "completely bat** crazy" mood that day. I think I read that Margaret's song basically criticizes Travis, including his whole revenge thing. If so, then consider this: Margaret was speaking from past experience. That's why she wanted Travis to remember her song. It's crazy, probably insulting and it probably has many flaws, but I felt like making a theory. oh, and here's a probably better...theory: Destructoid - What NMH 2: Desperate Struggle really means, part 1 Last edited by X-3; 02-15-2010 at 07:30 PM.

02-15-2010, 07:57 PM	#84
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Alice's last name is Twilight. This point is meaningless because Twilight and Moonlight are...yeah. There could have easily been a typo or something in there. Last edited by X-3; 02-15-2010 at 08:07 PM.

02-15-2010, 12:03 AM	#81
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	i'm pretty sure it was even stated that it would not be 50 battles

02-15-2010, 07:54 PM	#83
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	alice and margaret are the moonlight sisters

02-15-2010, 08:38 PM	#85
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Alice Moonlight - No More Heroes Wiki

02-15-2010, 09:04 PM	#86
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Aw, man. I want to play this game now. But, not quite sixty dollars want to play this game. I did beat the first game last week, though. It was tight. Also, I'm now a fan of Pure White Lover Bizarre Jelly, and I'm downloading the first season right now.

02-15-2010, 09:36 PM	#87
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	why is everything expensive in canada too, christ

03-13-2010, 10:55 AM	#88
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03-13-2010, 01:11 PM	#89
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!