CYOA: Waluigi's Totally Appropriate Day - Page 5

Frumie Bandy · 11-29-2006, 07:40 PM

F.

A giant beach ball falls on Waluigi.

Waluigi...

A. Died.
B. Exploded.
C. Popped the ball.
D. DISCO DISCO DISCO!
E. RAP RAP RAP!
F. got eaten by...
G. All of the above.

Valigarmander · 11-29-2006, 07:44 PM

C.

...with his pointy moustachio.

"Ibby gadibby!" he says to himself, and is suddenly greeted by a giant...

A. teddy bear.
B. goomba.
C. Wario.
D. giant.
E. beach ball.

Valigarmander · 02-04-2007, 02:26 AM

BUMP

C. Wario.

The giant Wario was wearing

A. his traditional yellow shirt and purple overalls.
B. his much cooler WarioWare outfit.
C. a tanooki suit.
D. a purple thong.

MC Mushi Mo · 02-04-2007, 02:35 AM

C. A tanooki suit

Wario dances around for a bit, then Waluigi says

A. You know you look completey ridiculous, right?

B. Look! It's the fattest raccoon in the world!

C. Wow, nice suit manj.

D. He says nothing, then kills Wario.

Valigarmander · 02-04-2007, 02:38 AM

A.

Wario doesn't care, and Waluigi is eventually taken by his resolve. So, he puts on a Froggie Suit and joins him in dance. Their fun ends, however, when

A. Mario and Luigi come by and laugh at them.
B. a giant Wii falls from the sky and crushes them.
C. Jimmy T. challenges them to a dance-off.
D. Wario trips and sprains his ankle.

Chunky Kong12345 · 02-04-2007, 02:53 PM

C.

PLOT TWEEST

Waluigi is being chased by three very large boulders!

A. Run!
B. Walk!
C. Crawl!
D. .D

Lucas · 02-04-2007, 03:26 PM

A. Run!

Waluigi Runs! But toward the boulders! Should he...

A. Figure out he's supposed to run the other way.
B. Stop abruptly and do math figuring out how fast he needs to run away from the boulders to jump over a pit that would successfully trap the boulders
C. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!
D. Not stop running.

Valigarmander · 02-04-2007, 08:33 PM

A.

However, this horrifying realization comes a bit too late, and Waluigi is smooshed once, twice, thrice! He dies and goes to Heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, he meets up with

A. St. Peter
B. the Devil
C. his late father
D. Wario
E. Mario and Luigi
F. Wrinkly Kong

Frumie Bandy · 02-04-2007, 09:33 PM

D.

Waluigi says "What are you doing here?" Wario replies with

A. I got killed by Jimmy T's smooth moves.
B. A giant Wii squished me.
C. A giant monster ate me.
D. I froze to death while looking for penguins.
E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!
F. All of the above.

Valigarmander · 02-04-2007, 09:40 PM

B.

Waluigi is shocked that the Wii could do such a horrible thing. He then sends Mario and Luigi around the world to search for the Dragonballs so they can bring him back to life. However, during their search, they discover that

A. Dragonballs don't exist.
B. Waluigi wasn't really dead, he was just delusional.
C. Sonic is after the Dragonballs because he's mean.
D. wishing for babes and money would be a lot cooler than wishing Waluigi back to life.

Edit: Eh heh heh heh... \/

Lucas · 02-04-2007, 09:41 PM

B.

Being creeped out by this, Mario And Luigi...

A. Still find the Dragonballs.
B. Die because this CYOA is about Waluigi.
C. DISCO DISCO DISCO!
D. Cause a random time paradox.

EDIT: Dammit.

Chunky Kong12345 · 02-04-2007, 10:34 PM

D.

Mario disappears, and Luigi grows four feet.

Luigi: Owowowow!

*Waluigi then comes in and hacks at Luigi's calves*

Waluigi: Tiiiiimberrrrr!

*Luigi falls down*

A. Hooray!
B. Heil!
C. Potato!
D. Potatoe!
E. DISCO DISCO DISCO

Valigarmander · 02-04-2007, 10:40 PM

A.

Unfortunately, as Luigi lay bloody and mutilated, Saria Dragon descended from the heavens and warned Waluigi that the story was becoming inappropriate. Waluigi decides to

A. run away.
B. sew Luigi's legs back together.
C. go buy a PS3.
D. lay some smooth moves on SD.

Chunky Kong12345 · 02-04-2007, 11:00 PM

E. Mouth off.

SD becames enraged and kills Waluigi.

GAME OVER

CREDITS: 9999

RESTART?

A. Y
B. N
C. P
D. Grue

Valigarmander · 02-04-2007, 11:06 PM

D.

There is a grue in the corner! Luigi decides to

A. shine a flashlight on it.
B. throw a rock at it.
C. call it names.
D. lay some smooth moves on it.

Lucas · 02-04-2007, 11:06 PM

E. Press the Easy Button

Luigi Presses the Easy Button and millions of LASER lights shine on the Grue.

Luigi...

A. DISCO DISCO DISCO!
B. !OCSID OCSID OCSID
C. Suddenly wakes up, realizing it was just a dream.
D. M.
E. Time Paradox again!
F. Randomly dies because this CYOA is about Waluigi, who has lost.

Valigarmander · 02-04-2007, 11:14 PM

F.

Waluigi eats Luigi. He then decides to play

A. World of Warcraft.
B. Guild Wars.
C. Everquest.
D. Runescape.
E. Tibia.
F. with himself.

MC Mushi Mo · 02-05-2007, 12:03 AM

F.

However, many people misinterpret this and assume the worst, that is until

A. Waluigi is found, literally, playing with himself, and he's winning.

B. Waluigi turns up dead.

C. A time paradox causes them to forget.

D. Cow.

Valigarmander · 02-05-2007, 12:17 AM

A.

But as time passes, he starts to lose. However, when his girlfriend Waludaisy walks in, he begins to win, and within seconds he has won all over himself.

Waluigi: High score!

Satisfied, he decides to

A. play another round.
B. play with Waludaisy.
C. go ride a tandem bike with Wario.
D. play WarioWare: Smooth Moves.

MC Mushi Mo · 02-05-2007, 12:24 AM

D
After many, MANY hours of senselessly destroying boxes and balancing brooms and the such, he finally

A. Keels over and dies
B. Gives up
C. Farts
D. KA-LAPOWABOOM!

02-04-2007, 02:35 AM	#84
MC Mushi Mo Bark Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,621 Thanks: 110 Thanked 309 Times in 246 Posts Points: 11,803.73 Bank: 53,769.19 Total Points: 65,572.92 Donate	C. A tanooki suit Wario dances around for a bit, then Waluigi says A. You know you look completey ridiculous, right? B. Look! It's the fattest raccoon in the world! C. Wow, nice suit manj. D. He says nothing, then kills Wario. __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

02-05-2007, 12:03 AM	#98
MC Mushi Mo Bark Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,621 Thanks: 110 Thanked 309 Times in 246 Posts Points: 11,803.73 Bank: 53,769.19 Total Points: 65,572.92 Donate	F. However, many people misinterpret this and assume the worst, that is until A. Waluigi is found, literally, playing with himself, and he's winning. B. Waluigi turns up dead. C. A time paradox causes them to forget. D. Cow. __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

02-05-2007, 12:24 AM	#100
MC Mushi Mo Bark Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,621 Thanks: 110 Thanked 309 Times in 246 Posts Points: 11,803.73 Bank: 53,769.19 Total Points: 65,572.92 Donate	D After many, MANY hours of senselessly destroying boxes and balancing brooms and the such, he finally A. Keels over and dies B. Gives up C. Farts D. KA-LAPOWABOOM! __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

11-29-2006, 07:40 PM	#81
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,844 Thanks: 285 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,818.39 Bank: 38,157.99 Total Points: 66,976.38 Donate	F. A giant beach ball falls on Waluigi. Waluigi... A. Died. B. Exploded. C. Popped the ball. D. DISCO DISCO DISCO! E. RAP RAP RAP! F. got eaten by... G. All of the above.

11-29-2006, 07:44 PM	#82
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 167.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,351.20 Donate	C. ...with his pointy moustachio. "Ibby gadibby!" he says to himself, and is suddenly greeted by a giant... A. teddy bear. B. goomba. C. Wario. D. giant. E. beach ball.

02-04-2007, 02:26 AM	#83
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 167.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,351.20 Donate	BUMP C. Wario. The giant Wario was wearing A. his traditional yellow shirt and purple overalls. B. his much cooler WarioWare outfit. C. a tanooki suit. D. a purple thong.

02-04-2007, 02:38 AM	#85
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 167.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,351.20 Donate	A. Wario doesn't care, and Waluigi is eventually taken by his resolve. So, he puts on a Froggie Suit and joins him in dance. Their fun ends, however, when A. Mario and Luigi come by and laugh at them. B. a giant Wii falls from the sky and crushes them. C. Jimmy T. challenges them to a dance-off. D. Wario trips and sprains his ankle.

02-04-2007, 02:53 PM	#86
Chunky Kong12345 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,786 Thanks: 62 Thanked 307 Times in 222 Posts Points: 192.57 Bank: 130,262.32 Total Points: 130,454.89 Donate	C. PLOT TWEEST Waluigi is being chased by three very large boulders! A. Run! B. Walk! C. Crawl! D. .D

02-04-2007, 03:26 PM	#87
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 32 Times in 29 Posts Points: 886.46 Bank: 94,524.58 Total Points: 95,411.04 Donate	A. Run! Waluigi Runs! But toward the boulders! Should he... A. Figure out he's supposed to run the other way. B. Stop abruptly and do math figuring out how fast he needs to run away from the boulders to jump over a pit that would successfully trap the boulders C. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!! D. Not stop running.

02-04-2007, 08:33 PM	#88
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 167.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,351.20 Donate	A. However, this horrifying realization comes a bit too late, and Waluigi is smooshed once, twice, thrice! He dies and goes to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates, he meets up with A. St. Peter B. the Devil C. his late father D. Wario E. Mario and Luigi F. Wrinkly Kong

02-04-2007, 09:33 PM	#89
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,844 Thanks: 285 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,818.39 Bank: 38,157.99 Total Points: 66,976.38 Donate	D. Waluigi says "What are you doing here?" Wario replies with A. I got killed by Jimmy T's smooth moves. B. A giant Wii squished me. C. A giant monster ate me. D. I froze to death while looking for penguins. E. DISCO DISCO DISCO! F. All of the above.

02-04-2007, 09:40 PM	#90
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 167.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,351.20 Donate	B. Waluigi is shocked that the Wii could do such a horrible thing. He then sends Mario and Luigi around the world to search for the Dragonballs so they can bring him back to life. However, during their search, they discover that A. Dragonballs don't exist. B. Waluigi wasn't really dead, he was just delusional. C. Sonic is after the Dragonballs because he's mean. D. wishing for babes and money would be a lot cooler than wishing Waluigi back to life. Edit: Eh heh heh heh... \/

02-04-2007, 09:41 PM	#91
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 32 Times in 29 Posts Points: 886.46 Bank: 94,524.58 Total Points: 95,411.04 Donate	B. Being creeped out by this, Mario And Luigi... A. Still find the Dragonballs. B. Die because this CYOA is about Waluigi. C. DISCO DISCO DISCO! D. Cause a random time paradox. EDIT: Dammit.

02-04-2007, 10:34 PM	#92
Chunky Kong12345 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,786 Thanks: 62 Thanked 307 Times in 222 Posts Points: 192.57 Bank: 130,262.32 Total Points: 130,454.89 Donate	D. Mario disappears, and Luigi grows four feet. Luigi: Owowowow! Waluigi then comes in and hacks at Luigi's calves Waluigi: Tiiiiimberrrrr! Luigi falls down A. Hooray! B. Heil! C. Potato! D. Potatoe! E. DISCO DISCO DISCO

02-04-2007, 10:40 PM	#93
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 167.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,351.20 Donate	A. Unfortunately, as Luigi lay bloody and mutilated, Saria Dragon descended from the heavens and warned Waluigi that the story was becoming inappropriate. Waluigi decides to A. run away. B. sew Luigi's legs back together. C. go buy a PS3. D. lay some smooth moves on SD.

02-04-2007, 11:00 PM	#94
Chunky Kong12345 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,786 Thanks: 62 Thanked 307 Times in 222 Posts Points: 192.57 Bank: 130,262.32 Total Points: 130,454.89 Donate	E. Mouth off. SD becames enraged and kills Waluigi. GAME OVER CREDITS: 9999 RESTART? A. Y B. N C. P D. Grue

02-04-2007, 11:06 PM	#95
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 167.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,351.20 Donate	D. There is a grue in the corner! Luigi decides to A. shine a flashlight on it. B. throw a rock at it. C. call it names. D. lay some smooth moves on it.

02-04-2007, 11:14 PM	#97
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 167.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,351.20 Donate	F. Waluigi eats Luigi. He then decides to play A. World of Warcraft. B. Guild Wars. C. Everquest. D. Runescape. E. Tibia. F. with himself.

02-05-2007, 12:17 AM	#99
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,118 Thanks: 819 Thanked 1,416 Times in 688 Posts Points: 167.05 Bank: 125,184.15 Total Points: 125,351.20 Donate	A. But as time passes, he starts to lose. However, when his girlfriend Waludaisy walks in, he begins to win, and within seconds he has won all over himself. Waluigi: High score! Satisfied, he decides to A. play another round. B. play with Waludaisy. C. go ride a tandem bike with Wario. D. play WarioWare: Smooth Moves.