Random idea I had

Mikhail Gorbachev · 11-09-2006, 09:48 PM

I had a completely random idea. If this isn’t allowed here, please lock it, Tikal or Bandit.
Basically, we start out with a short paragraph that ends abruptly and the next person finishes it and writes a completely new one.

For example:

As he heard creaking noises coming from the bottom of the stairs, he lit a candle and left his bed. When he reached the door, he turned the knob quietly and carefully and then slowly opened the door. The noises became closer, as if they were moving towards him. He held the candle in front of him shaking and quivering, and suddenly he saw…

Could be answered with anything. A ghost, Jesus, saeed, a cloud, whatever. (Just try to make it longer than one word)

Since I used every single answer that would have been any good, I'll start a new one.

Edit: Forget the idea; we're just doing a normal OG now.

Ho Chi Minh went to Donald's because he was getting hungry. He ordered a Big Mac and fries with a Diet Coca Cola. After finishing the fries, he was about to take a bite out of it when he found something shocking in it. It was...

Super Murdero Bros. · 11-09-2006, 11:40 PM

...a family of ants.

"Please don't eat us!" the tiny ant father cried in a pathetic voice. Ho Chi Minh was hungry, and didn't give a crap. He ate the whole thing in a single bite, ants and all. "That was tasty! Now for a leisurly job around the neighborhood." He did just that. But as he began his running he suddenly felt a stinging pain in his gut. He groaned and fell to the ground, his hands at his belly. Suddenly...

☎☃☢ · 11-09-2006, 11:55 PM

...the ants starts eating him from the inside! Ho Chi needed assistance, so he went to...

Mikhail Gorbachev · 11-10-2006, 12:00 AM

Eh, this wasn't really what I meant, but oh well.
...Mao Zedong. Mao was bored so he threw him into a tree.
Mao was still bored so he decided to torture his prisoners.
Then he...

Super Murdero Bros. · 11-10-2006, 01:40 PM

...ate the Rock. Not the wrestler, but Alcatraz.

His body quickly absorbed the island and he became several stories tall, made out of stone, and grew an extra...

☎☃☢ · 11-10-2006, 02:58 PM

...butt. So he went to Tokyo and...

Super Murdero Bros. · 11-10-2006, 05:01 PM

...fought King Ghidorah. But King Ghidorah kicks so much ass that he kicks Mao's ass. Suddenly, Japan comes under attack by a giant...

☎☃☢ · 11-10-2006, 06:33 PM

...Cucumber?! But it wasn't just a cucumber. it was Larry the Cucumber! He then telled extremely religious tales through a giant megaphone. But then Mao...

Super Murdero Bros. · 11-10-2006, 07:21 PM

...killed the cucumber because religion pisses him off.

"It pisses me off too!" Valigarmander screamed at his computer monitor.

Mao then decided that his time could be better spent taking part in his favorite pasttime, which happened to be...

Lucas · 02-06-2007, 08:28 PM

... talking to friends on his cell phone. He called...

Chunky Kong12345 · 02-07-2007, 03:59 PM

That's not a paragraph.

lern2english

Demonic Lemonade · 04-04-2007, 10:36 PM

...george bush. when geore picked up, Mao said, " f*ck u! " and hung up.
he reanized that he had broken the law, so he cloned himself. the original died, because he got shot. the new Mao changed his name to...

11-09-2006, 09:48 PM	#1
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 81 Times in 65 Posts Points: 871.54 Bank: 32,290.67 Total Points: 33,162.21 Donate	Random idea I had I had a completely random idea. If this isn’t allowed here, please lock it, Tikal or Bandit. Basically, we start out with a short paragraph that ends abruptly and the next person finishes it and writes a completely new one. For example: As he heard creaking noises coming from the bottom of the stairs, he lit a candle and left his bed. When he reached the door, he turned the knob quietly and carefully and then slowly opened the door. The noises became closer, as if they were moving towards him. He held the candle in front of him shaking and quivering, and suddenly he saw… Could be answered with anything. A ghost, Jesus, saeed, a cloud, whatever. (Just try to make it longer than one word) Since I used every single answer that would have been any good, I'll start a new one. Edit: Forget the idea; we're just doing a normal OG now. Ho Chi Minh went to Donald's because he was getting hungry. He ordered a Big Mac and fries with a Diet Coca Cola. After finishing the fries, he was about to take a bite out of it when he found something shocking in it. It was... Last edited by Mikhail Gorbachev; 11-10-2006 at 04:09 PM.

11-09-2006, 11:40 PM	#2
Super Murdero Bros. I'm-a gonna kill you! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,517 Thanks: 912 Thanked 1,542 Times in 741 Posts Points: 88.22 Bank: 111,386.15 Total Points: 111,474.37 Donate	...a family of ants. "Please don't eat us!" the tiny ant father cried in a pathetic voice. Ho Chi Minh was hungry, and didn't give a crap. He ate the whole thing in a single bite, ants and all. "That was tasty! Now for a leisurly job around the neighborhood." He did just that. But as he began his running he suddenly felt a stinging pain in his gut. He groaned and fell to the ground, his hands at his belly. Suddenly...

11-09-2006, 11:55 PM	#3
☎☃☢ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,858 Thanks: 290 Thanked 207 Times in 137 Posts Points: 22,559.66 Bank: 44,708.17 Total Points: 67,267.83 Donate	...the ants starts eating him from the inside! Ho Chi needed assistance, so he went to...

11-10-2006, 12:00 AM	#4
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 81 Times in 65 Posts Points: 871.54 Bank: 32,290.67 Total Points: 33,162.21 Donate	Eh, this wasn't really what I meant, but oh well. ...Mao Zedong. Mao was bored so he threw him into a tree. Mao was still bored so he decided to torture his prisoners. Then he...

11-10-2006, 01:40 PM	#5
Super Murdero Bros. I'm-a gonna kill you! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,517 Thanks: 912 Thanked 1,542 Times in 741 Posts Points: 88.22 Bank: 111,386.15 Total Points: 111,474.37 Donate	...ate the Rock. Not the wrestler, but Alcatraz. His body quickly absorbed the island and he became several stories tall, made out of stone, and grew an extra...

11-10-2006, 02:58 PM	#6
☎☃☢ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,858 Thanks: 290 Thanked 207 Times in 137 Posts Points: 22,559.66 Bank: 44,708.17 Total Points: 67,267.83 Donate	...butt. So he went to Tokyo and...

11-10-2006, 05:01 PM	#7
Super Murdero Bros. I'm-a gonna kill you! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,517 Thanks: 912 Thanked 1,542 Times in 741 Posts Points: 88.22 Bank: 111,386.15 Total Points: 111,474.37 Donate	...fought King Ghidorah. But King Ghidorah kicks so much ass that he kicks Mao's ass. Suddenly, Japan comes under attack by a giant...

11-10-2006, 06:33 PM	#8
☎☃☢ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,858 Thanks: 290 Thanked 207 Times in 137 Posts Points: 22,559.66 Bank: 44,708.17 Total Points: 67,267.83 Donate	...Cucumber?! But it wasn't just a cucumber. it was Larry the Cucumber! He then telled extremely religious tales through a giant megaphone. But then Mao...

11-10-2006, 07:21 PM	#9
Super Murdero Bros. I'm-a gonna kill you! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,517 Thanks: 912 Thanked 1,542 Times in 741 Posts Points: 88.22 Bank: 111,386.15 Total Points: 111,474.37 Donate	...killed the cucumber because religion pisses him off. "It pisses me off too!" Valigarmander screamed at his computer monitor. Mao then decided that his time could be better spent taking part in his favorite pasttime, which happened to be...

02-06-2007, 08:28 PM	#10
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 32 Times in 29 Posts Points: 1,395.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 97,810.53 Donate	... talking to friends on his cell phone. He called...

02-07-2007, 03:59 PM	#11
Chunky Kong12345 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,146 Thanks: 64 Thanked 339 Times in 242 Posts Points: 4,724.68 Bank: 185,271.29 Total Points: 189,995.97 Donate	That's not a paragraph. lern2english

04-04-2007, 10:36 PM	#12
Demonic Lemonade You cannot resist the lemonade Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Kingston, Massachusetts Gender: Posts: 5,408 Thanks: 176 Thanked 274 Times in 217 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 164.61 Bank: 1,650.97 Total Points: 1,815.58 Donate	...george bush. when geore picked up, Mao said, " f*ck u! " and hung up. he reanized that he had broken the law, so he cloned himself. the original died, because he got shot. the new Mao changed his name to...