VGF CYOA

Valigarmander · 12-20-2006, 01:33 PM

One day, Valigarmander was walking around VGF. Out of the blue, he bumped into...

A) Ace Mercury, who was carrying a big bag of gold
B) Chunky Kong, who was contemplating holding up a bank
C) PixPeng, who was eating a cheeseburger
D) Bartman, who was crying to himself
E) Shane! Submit your will to Shane!

MC Mushi Mo · 12-22-2006, 10:12 PM

B) Chunky Kong, who was contemplating holding up a bank

"I'm gonna rob the bank and become the richest member in VGF! You can help me, but I can't guarantee I will share."

A. Help Chunky rob the bank

B. Tell Chunky about Ace's big ass bag of gold

C. Don't help Chunky rob the bank, but mug him and take the money after he's done robbing it

D. Report him

Chunky Kong12345 · 12-22-2006, 11:13 PM

B.

Chunky: Woo.

*Chunky pickpockets Ace*

*Zelda find theme!*

YOU GOT 1 MILLION POINTS

Chunky: Hoorj.

*Chunky continues to the bank*

A. He meets S1x, who is contemplating his next puzzle.
B. He successfully robs the bank
C. jpfr, who got off the island in Perspective OG
D. Waluigi, who got out of the Appropriate Day OG.
F. WIN

Valigarmander · 12-23-2006, 12:09 AM

B)

On his way out, he meets Valigarmander. "I know it's Christmas, and I know I'm supposed to be happy, but I'm not. In fact, I feel miserable."

Chunky finds a place in his heart for the babbling depressed kid and decides to

A) become his BFF!
B) put him out of his misery.
C) ignore him.
D) kick him in the portmanteau.

Irby · 12-23-2006, 10:29 AM

B)
Then Irby comes and:
A) Sees the depressed Valigmander get his misery putted out.
B) Gets chased by Evil Cup Cakes
C) Gets ran over by a train and becomes a ghost.
D) Watches Valig get beaten up by Chunky, but gets bored and goes to a movie.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 12-23-2006, 12:33 PM

I am suing you. This is an inaccurate portrayal of me. I don't eat cheeseburgers.
A) Sees the depressed Valigmander get his misery putted out.
Valigarmander's lungs are ripped out forcefully by the Chulk.
In response to this, Irby
A) PMs HotD and reports Chunky
B) Runs away screaming
C) Attempts to avenge Valigarmander by killing Chunky
D) Does nothing

Irby · 12-23-2006, 01:43 PM

C)
Then Snow Monster:
A) Eats people.
B) Eats yellow snow
C) Trys to stop Irby from killing Chunky
D) Goes and eats a cheesburger.

Frumie Bandy · 12-23-2006, 02:42 PM

C)

To stop Irby, ASM:
A. Eats Irby.
B. Kicks Irby where the sun doesn't shine.
C. Calls apon Godzilla to crush Irby.
D. Calls apon Gamera to crush Irby.
E. Calls apon himself to crush Irby.
F. Calls apon Frumious to crush Irby.
G. All of the above. (Recommended!)

Irby · 12-23-2006, 02:59 PM

C)
Irby is flat but lives and he:
A) Kills Frumious with a spoon and a fork.
B) Kills ASM with a telephone.
C) Kills Chunky with a knife and a fork.
D) Kills everyone with a gun.

Valigarmander · 12-23-2006, 03:15 PM

D)

One of Valigarmander's clones walks up. "Hello!" Irby decides to...

A) make a new friend.
B) build a park with genetically engineered dinosaurs.
C) eat Valigarmander.
D) walk away.
E) skip away.

Irby · 12-23-2006, 04:06 PM

B)
The dinosaurs run away and eat:
A) Pix
B) Bartman
C) Ace Mercury
D) Shane
E) Chunky

Valigarmander · 12-23-2006, 04:45 PM

D)

With noone to rule over VGF, the denizens hurriedly elect their new leader, who is...

A) Ace Mercury
B) Irby
C) WvW
D) Valigarmander
E) Chunky

Lord Kenny · 12-23-2006, 04:48 PM

edit: Blast you, Valigarmander!!

B)

Lord Kenny walks up to Irby and says

a) "Hey! whats up?"
b) "Hey! Give me back my pizza!!"
c) "Hey! Your fat!"
d) "Hey! Have a million free points!"
e) "Hey! Where's the cream filling?"

Irby · 12-23-2006, 04:52 PM

E)
Irby said that it was located in:
A) The dark swamps of MaguzaOhLoBotto
B) The Kingdom of Death and flaming and fanboyism know only as NSider.
C) The secret Town of Ass
D) Michael Jackson's apartment

Chunky Kong12345 · 12-23-2006, 05:08 PM

D.

Chunky walks up with a diamond crown on his head.

Chunky: Yay.

*Irby tries to steal the crown*

Chunky: Oh no you don't.

*Pirates, ninjas, ninjapirates, and pirateninjas come and kill Irby*

Chunky: Anyone else?

A. Everyone tries and gets killed
B. BREAKFAST CLUB
C. Valigarmander soils himself
D. BKAKGAUNFYEBG*IUNUEFNOIAFOUI!

Irby · 12-23-2006, 05:22 PM

A)
Then Irby was revived and he:
A) Kills Chunky
B) Went to fight a dragon
C) Goes to a movie.

Valigarmander · 12-23-2006, 06:25 PM

B)

Valigarmander: Rar!

Valigarmander eats Irby. He then goes after Chunky. What happens next shocks the entire world.

A) Valigarmander eats Chunky.
B) Chunky eats Valigarmander.
C) Valigarmander and Chunky make up.
D) Valigarmander and Chunky make out.
E) Valigarmander runs away.

Irby · 12-23-2006, 06:38 PM

D)
Then Irby gets revived again(stop killing me its annoying)and he:
A) Destroys the Legion of Bandits
B) Destroys the Legion of Pixelated Penguins
C) Destroys the Legion of RuneScapia
D) Destroys the Legion of Chunkiness

Valigarmander · 12-23-2006, 08:57 PM

D)

He dies in the process.

Valigarmander walks over to a vending machine. He decides to get...

A) chips
B) gum
C) candy
D) nothing
E) everything

Irby · 12-23-2006, 09:18 PM

D) Im serious stop killing my character!!
Irby comes back to life and:
A) Eats pie.
B) Drinks pop
C) Goes to a movie

12-20-2006, 01:33 PM	#1
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 12,994 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,337 Times in 662 Posts Points: 65.18 Bank: 120,174.15 Total Points: 120,239.33 Donate	VGF CYOA One day, Valigarmander was walking around VGF. Out of the blue, he bumped into... A) Ace Mercury, who was carrying a big bag of gold B) Chunky Kong, who was contemplating holding up a bank C) PixPeng, who was eating a cheeseburger D) Bartman, who was crying to himself E) Shane! Submit your will to Shane!

12-22-2006, 10:12 PM	#2
MC Mushi Mo This Isn't Real. Really, It's not. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 109 Thanked 308 Times in 245 Posts Points: 10,596.66 Bank: 47,745.51 Total Points: 58,342.17 Donate	B) Chunky Kong, who was contemplating holding up a bank "I'm gonna rob the bank and become the richest member in VGF! You can help me, but I can't guarantee I will share." A. Help Chunky rob the bank B. Tell Chunky about Ace's big ass bag of gold C. Don't help Chunky rob the bank, but mug him and take the money after he's done robbing it D. Report him __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

12-22-2006, 11:13 PM	#3
Chunky Kong12345 Трахните Вас парни. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,705 Thanks: 62 Thanked 292 Times in 214 Posts Points: 72.46 Bank: 111,377.13 Total Points: 111,449.59 Donate	B. Chunky: Woo. Chunky pickpockets Ace Zelda find theme! YOU GOT 1 MILLION POINTS Chunky: Hoorj. Chunky continues to the bank A. He meets S1x, who is contemplating his next puzzle. B. He successfully robs the bank C. jpfr, who got off the island in Perspective OG D. Waluigi, who got out of the Appropriate Day OG. F. WIN

12-23-2006, 12:09 AM	#4
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 12,994 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,337 Times in 662 Posts Points: 65.18 Bank: 120,174.15 Total Points: 120,239.33 Donate	B) On his way out, he meets Valigarmander. "I know it's Christmas, and I know I'm supposed to be happy, but I'm not. In fact, I feel miserable." Chunky finds a place in his heart for the babbling depressed kid and decides to A) become his BFF! B) put him out of his misery. C) ignore him. D) kick him in the portmanteau.

12-23-2006, 10:29 AM	#5
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 7,003 Thanks: 344 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 43,049.83 Bank: 16,978.39 Total Points: 60,028.22 Donate	B) Then Irby comes and: A) Sees the depressed Valigmander get his misery putted out. B) Gets chased by Evil Cup Cakes C) Gets ran over by a train and becomes a ghost. D) Watches Valig get beaten up by Chunky, but gets bored and goes to a movie.

12-23-2006, 12:33 PM	#6
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,580 Thanks: 29 Thanked 79 Times in 63 Posts Points: 53.71 Bank: 30,317.43 Total Points: 30,371.14 Donate	I am suing you. This is an inaccurate portrayal of me. I don't eat cheeseburgers. A) Sees the depressed Valigmander get his misery putted out. Valigarmander's lungs are ripped out forcefully by the Chulk. In response to this, Irby A) PMs HotD and reports Chunky B) Runs away screaming C) Attempts to avenge Valigarmander by killing Chunky D) Does nothing

12-23-2006, 01:43 PM	#7
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 7,003 Thanks: 344 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 43,049.83 Bank: 16,978.39 Total Points: 60,028.22 Donate	C) Then Snow Monster: A) Eats people. B) Eats yellow snow C) Trys to stop Irby from killing Chunky D) Goes and eats a cheesburger.

12-23-2006, 02:42 PM	#8
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,839 Thanks: 284 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,246.97 Bank: 35,252.09 Total Points: 63,499.06 Donate	C) To stop Irby, ASM: A. Eats Irby. B. Kicks Irby where the sun doesn't shine. C. Calls apon Godzilla to crush Irby. D. Calls apon Gamera to crush Irby. E. Calls apon himself to crush Irby. F. Calls apon Frumious to crush Irby. G. All of the above. (Recommended!)

12-23-2006, 02:59 PM	#9
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 7,003 Thanks: 344 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 43,049.83 Bank: 16,978.39 Total Points: 60,028.22 Donate	C) Irby is flat but lives and he: A) Kills Frumious with a spoon and a fork. B) Kills ASM with a telephone. C) Kills Chunky with a knife and a fork. D) Kills everyone with a gun.

12-23-2006, 03:15 PM	#10
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 12,994 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,337 Times in 662 Posts Points: 65.18 Bank: 120,174.15 Total Points: 120,239.33 Donate	D) One of Valigarmander's clones walks up. "Hello!" Irby decides to... A) make a new friend. B) build a park with genetically engineered dinosaurs. C) eat Valigarmander. D) walk away. E) skip away.

12-23-2006, 04:06 PM	#11
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 7,003 Thanks: 344 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 43,049.83 Bank: 16,978.39 Total Points: 60,028.22 Donate	B) The dinosaurs run away and eat: A) Pix B) Bartman C) Ace Mercury D) Shane E) Chunky

12-23-2006, 04:45 PM	#12
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 12,994 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,337 Times in 662 Posts Points: 65.18 Bank: 120,174.15 Total Points: 120,239.33 Donate	D) With noone to rule over VGF, the denizens hurriedly elect their new leader, who is... A) Ace Mercury B) Irby C) WvW D) Valigarmander E) Chunky

12-23-2006, 04:48 PM	#13
Lord Kenny Yes, I'm STILL here. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Not Minnesota Gender: Posts: 1,978 Thanks: 235 Thanked 214 Times in 91 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 493.00 Bank: 148,060.69 Total Points: 148,553.69 Donate	edit: Blast you, Valigarmander!! B) Lord Kenny walks up to Irby and says a) "Hey! whats up?" b) "Hey! Give me back my pizza!!" c) "Hey! Your fat!" d) "Hey! Have a million free points!" e) "Hey! Where's the cream filling?"

12-23-2006, 04:52 PM	#14
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 7,003 Thanks: 344 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 43,049.83 Bank: 16,978.39 Total Points: 60,028.22 Donate	E) Irby said that it was located in: A) The dark swamps of MaguzaOhLoBotto B) The Kingdom of Death and flaming and fanboyism know only as NSider. C) The secret Town of Ass D) Michael Jackson's apartment

12-23-2006, 05:08 PM	#15
Chunky Kong12345 Трахните Вас парни. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,705 Thanks: 62 Thanked 292 Times in 214 Posts Points: 72.46 Bank: 111,377.13 Total Points: 111,449.59 Donate	D. Chunky walks up with a diamond crown on his head. Chunky: Yay. Irby tries to steal the crown Chunky: Oh no you don't. Pirates, ninjas, ninjapirates, and pirateninjas come and kill Irby Chunky: Anyone else? A. Everyone tries and gets killed B. BREAKFAST CLUB C. Valigarmander soils himself D. BKAKGAUNFYEBG*IUNUEFNOIAFOUI!

12-23-2006, 05:22 PM	#16
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 7,003 Thanks: 344 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 43,049.83 Bank: 16,978.39 Total Points: 60,028.22 Donate	A) Then Irby was revived and he: A) Kills Chunky B) Went to fight a dragon C) Goes to a movie.

12-23-2006, 06:25 PM	#17
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 12,994 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,337 Times in 662 Posts Points: 65.18 Bank: 120,174.15 Total Points: 120,239.33 Donate	B) Valigarmander: Rar! Valigarmander eats Irby. He then goes after Chunky. What happens next shocks the entire world. A) Valigarmander eats Chunky. B) Chunky eats Valigarmander. C) Valigarmander and Chunky make up. D) Valigarmander and Chunky make out. E) Valigarmander runs away.

12-23-2006, 06:38 PM	#18
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 7,003 Thanks: 344 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 43,049.83 Bank: 16,978.39 Total Points: 60,028.22 Donate	D) Then Irby gets revived again(stop killing me its annoying)and he: A) Destroys the Legion of Bandits B) Destroys the Legion of Pixelated Penguins C) Destroys the Legion of RuneScapia D) Destroys the Legion of Chunkiness

12-23-2006, 08:57 PM	#19
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 12,994 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,337 Times in 662 Posts Points: 65.18 Bank: 120,174.15 Total Points: 120,239.33 Donate	D) He dies in the process. Valigarmander walks over to a vending machine. He decides to get... A) chips B) gum C) candy D) nothing E) everything

12-23-2006, 09:18 PM	#20
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 7,003 Thanks: 344 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 43,049.83 Bank: 16,978.39 Total Points: 60,028.22 Donate	D) Im serious stop killing my character!! Irby comes back to life and: A) Eats pie. B) Drinks pop C) Goes to a movie