A Day in the Life of Shane Sacobie

Yami Yoshi · 12-10-2003, 04:34 PM

OOC: A basic add-on story. You can add on anything as little or as much as you want.

It was a sunny day in Yalesville, CT. Shane Sacobie was sitting at his computer.

"I feel like banning someone today," he said to himself, "Who should I ban?"

Shane decided to ban...

[ December 19, 2003, 03:34 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]

Wootmaster · 12-10-2003, 05:09 PM

Mikey (the one Guy in the Zelda Forum who Keeps Complaing About WW)

Shane: *Bans* Yay! Now what Cruel thing should I Do?

Shane Decides to...

Goomba5395 · 12-10-2003, 06:07 PM

...go to the store to get more instant macaroni.

Shane: So many cheap brands. Hey, why is everybody staring at me like that?

Mob: THAT'S THE GUY WHO BANNED US! GET HIM!

Shane: Then I will ban you again! Oh, wait, when I'm off the computer, I'm powerless. Oh, shoot.

12-20-2003, 06:19 PM

SHANE: Uh.....hmm...Uhhh...I'M NOT SHANE! I AM THE INNOCENT PEDESTRIEN BOB!

PERSON IN MOB: Oh! There you are Bob! For a second there I thought you were Shane Sacobie.
Here, I brought you're flamethrower.

(A man walks up)

MAN: Oh hey, I'm back.
PERSON IN MOB: Who are you?
MAN: I'm innocent pedestrien Bob!
SHANE: Uhhh....
PERSON IN MOB: So..You ARE Shane Sacobie!
(The Person In the mob looks around)
PERSON IN MOB: Uhhh...hmm..what did I want to say again..Get cheese?....No...Get you?..Nah....Get punched?..Nah..
BOB: I think you meant "Get Him"
PERSON IN MOB: Yeah! Get Him!
(They look and see that Shane is gone)
PERSON IN MOB: Bob.
BOB: Yeah?
PERSON IN MOB: You're fired.
BOB: Why? It's you're fault.
(Person In Mob blows Bob's face off with the flamethrower, then leaves)

Kain Highwind · 12-20-2003, 10:46 PM

Shane: *Walks away* Okay...
So Shane gets back on the computer. He gets a IM from a sexy woman.
Sexy Woman: A/S/L? If you anwser, Wanna see my webcam?

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 12-21-2003, 08:59 PM

Shane: 36/M/CT, and HECK YEAH!

*Webcam comes up, and she's a hot naked woman with huge boobs*

Shane: *Eyes open wide and jaw drops*

Kain Highwind · 12-21-2003, 10:42 PM

*Shane wokes up*
Shane: It was all just a bad dream....
*Link was standing at his door*
Link: LIVE AND LEARN! HANGING ON THE EGDE OF TOMORROW! LIVE AND LEARN...
Shane: ...?
Link: *Sticks tounge out, poofs out*
Shane: Weird. *Gets a letter*
*Letter Written by Anita Bonghit*

Dr. D,

Is cheese good on friday with Dr. Pepper?

gamechamp3000 · 12-23-2003, 04:11 PM

Shane then decides to answer " Only if you jump in a volcano" and sent it to Anita. He then gets a letter that is on fire 5 seconds later. It said "Thank you for telling me, this cheese and Dr. Pepper is great when in imbarable heat!" The letter then burns too much and catches Shane's house on fire.

Shane: Oopsie...

Shane runs away and comes back with a bucket of water.

Shane: Take this, fire!

He throws the water in, but it turns out it was water-colored gasoline and helped the fire.

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 01-01-2004, 05:32 PM

*Shane runs*

01-01-2004, 05:58 PM

*Shane stops*
Shane:I can't just stand here and let my house burn down.
*Lady from his dream walks up to him*
Shane:Okay now I can.

01-01-2004, 07:45 PM

Woman: Coming to bed, dear?

Shane: *speechless, nods*

*once in bed...*

Woman: Honey, I have something to tell you...

Shane: What's that, dear?

Woman: *pulls off mask* It's-a me! Mario!

Shane:

gamechamp3000 · 01-02-2004, 03:08 PM

Shane wakes up, and finds himself surrounded by flames in his house.

Shane: Oh, no!

The fire the is suddenly put out by a mysterious force, and a man comes.

Man: I am the great master of fire! You now owe me 3 favors for my heroism!

Shane: Hmm... okay.

Man: Your first task is to...

01-02-2004, 07:58 PM

Man: Suck a monkey!

So Shane went and sucked a monkey!

Man: Swim the six dilapitated shores of gibraltar!

So Shane went and swimmed the six dilapitated shores of gibraltar!

Man: Drink diet coke, no hands barred!

So Shane went and drinked diet coke, no hands barred!

Then Shane went and looked at porn for the rest of the day.

The End.
That is all.

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 01-03-2004, 12:04 PM

Then Shane woke up.

Shane: Boy, what a horrible dream.

I'll say.

Shane: Huh? Who said that?

The narrator.

Shane: Oh.

I will grant you 2 wishes.

Shane: Shouldn't there be three?

No.

Shane: Oh, alright...I wish VGF didn't cost anything!

Done, and all the features are back.

Shane: I wish a was a billionaire!

Done. Bye!

Shane: Cool.

01-03-2004, 03:51 PM

Afterwhich,Shane decided to go to the Korova Milkbar,which his thug friends Pete,Georgie and Dim.After getting high off a milk + knives,Shane decided to go off into the world to cause mayhem.He and his posse head over to the Derelict casino where...

01-03-2004, 04:02 PM

they got drunk and broke into the "vault of cool".(Don't ask, it's my paragraph!) They stole several bags of Chee-toes, a bottle of Diet Vanilla Pepsi-Coke, ten chocolate chip cookies and a wedge of bologna. He then jumped out the nearest window ( [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) and...

Dark Link · 02-20-2004, 06:24 PM

landed on a box of rabid ferrets! And EVERYBODY DIED! except for shane...He didn't land on a rabid ferret.

He then walked into his VGF headquarters where....

Yami Yoshi · 02-21-2004, 06:44 PM

*...Shane walks into the new VGF headquarters, a 20 story building and reads a sign in the lobby*

Basement: Banland
1st Floor: VGF.com
2nd Floor: PSGF
3rd Floor: XGF
4th Floor: PCGF
5th Floor: NFG
6th Floor: Forum Games, Opinions, and Stuff
7th Floor: Nintendoland
8th Floor: SMBHQ
9th Floor: Multi-Platform Franchises
10th Floor: Specific Companies
11th Floor: Specific Genres
12th Floor: HealthyForums.com
13th Floor: Other Entertainment
14th Floor: Art, Literature, & Writing
15th Floor: Technology
16th Floor: The World Around You
17th Floor: Education
18th Floor: Donations (with the word "Nameless" tagged on)
19th Floor: Private Forums (Moderators and Administration Only)
20th Floor: Archives

Shane: Heh...Not bad for a billion dollars...let's see what the admins wanted to see me for.

*Shane presses the "20" button in the elevator and rides up to the 20th floor. Shane walks down a corridor into a room with gold lettering (VGF Staff)*

Shane: So, you people wanted to see me?

Tritoch: Bad news Shane...this month's features have costed us one billion dollars to maintain...our budget is in a HUGE deficit now.

Jay: We shouldn't have wasted 999999999 dollars on installing that cybering feature...

Lurch: Give up Shane. VGF is no more. We'll have to close down now.

Shane: Unless...

Lurch: What are you, the friggin' Lorax?

Shane: Oh yeah...well I can run VGF myself! I'm firing every single one of y--

*The VGF Staff door swings open and a tumbleweed rolls into the empty room*

Shane: ...All right...time to get VGF back on track...I'll force all members to donate...if they don't, I shall send them to Banland! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

To Be Continued...

03-13-2004, 12:21 PM

"But first, time to consult with my legal adviser. To the Shane-mobile, away!" Shane jumped into his secret Shane cave, and suddenly noticed that there was an E-bay auction going on. One of the mods had put up his shane-mobile. Thinking quickly, Shane took a break. When he got back, he saw the Shane-mobile, with built-in ban cannons, had been sold to...

Kain Highwind · 03-13-2004, 01:08 PM

His arch-brother, Wayne!

Shane: ....Wayne?

Wayne: BWHAHAHAHA! The FGV borads will worship me! *Drives away*

Shane: DAMMIT! Why does this happen to the mighty ones...?

*People from the VGF borad grabs him in and pulls him in the shadows*

Shane: Gahhhhhh! Who are you all?

Person 1: I? I am....

12-10-2003, 04:34 PM	#1
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts Points: 13,821.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 14,321.00 Donate	OOC: A basic add-on story. You can add on anything as little or as much as you want. It was a sunny day in Yalesville, CT. Shane Sacobie was sitting at his computer. "I feel like banning someone today," he said to himself, "Who should I ban?" Shane decided to ban... [ December 19, 2003, 03:34 PM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]

12-10-2003, 05:09 PM	#2
Wootmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 6,487 Thanks: 347 Thanked 447 Times in 345 Posts Points: 3,488.93 Bank: 77,818.14 Total Points: 81,307.07 Donate	Mikey (the one Guy in the Zelda Forum who Keeps Complaing About WW) Shane: Bans Yay! Now what Cruel thing should I Do? Shane Decides to...

12-10-2003, 06:07 PM	#3
Goomba5395 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 491 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 847.00 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 1,357.00 Donate	...go to the store to get more instant macaroni. Shane: So many cheap brands. Hey, why is everybody staring at me like that? Mob: THAT'S THE GUY WHO BANNED US! GET HIM! Shane: Then I will ban you again! Oh, wait, when I'm off the computer, I'm powerless. Oh, shoot.

12-20-2003, 06:19 PM	#4
Tanooki Mario 12345678910 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	SHANE: Uh.....hmm...Uhhh...I'M NOT SHANE! I AM THE INNOCENT PEDESTRIEN BOB! PERSON IN MOB: Oh! There you are Bob! For a second there I thought you were Shane Sacobie. Here, I brought you're flamethrower. (A man walks up) MAN: Oh hey, I'm back. PERSON IN MOB: Who are you? MAN: I'm innocent pedestrien Bob! SHANE: Uhhh.... PERSON IN MOB: So..You ARE Shane Sacobie! (The Person In the mob looks around) PERSON IN MOB: Uhhh...hmm..what did I want to say again..Get cheese?....No...Get you?..Nah....Get punched?..Nah.. BOB: I think you meant "Get Him" PERSON IN MOB: Yeah! Get Him! (They look and see that Shane is gone) PERSON IN MOB: Bob. BOB: Yeah? PERSON IN MOB: You're fired. BOB: Why? It's you're fault. (Person In Mob blows Bob's face off with the flamethrower, then leaves)

12-20-2003, 10:46 PM	#5
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,488.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,628.00 Donate	Shane: Walks away Okay... So Shane gets back on the computer. He gets a IM from a sexy woman. Sexy Woman: A/S/L? If you anwser, Wanna see my webcam?

12-21-2003, 08:59 PM	#6
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,691.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,691.00 Donate	Shane: 36/M/CT, and HECK YEAH! Webcam comes up, and she's a hot naked woman with huge boobs Shane: Eyes open wide and jaw drops

12-21-2003, 10:42 PM	#7
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,488.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,628.00 Donate	Shane wokes up Shane: It was all just a bad dream.... Link was standing at his door Link: LIVE AND LEARN! HANGING ON THE EGDE OF TOMORROW! LIVE AND LEARN... Shane: ...? Link: Sticks tounge out, poofs out Shane: Weird. Gets a letter Letter Written by Anita Bonghit Dr. D, Is cheese good on friday with Dr. Pepper?

12-23-2003, 04:11 PM	#8
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,887.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,387.50 Donate	Shane then decides to answer " Only if you jump in a volcano" and sent it to Anita. He then gets a letter that is on fire 5 seconds later. It said "Thank you for telling me, this cheese and Dr. Pepper is great when in imbarable heat!" The letter then burns too much and catches Shane's house on fire. Shane: Oopsie... Shane runs away and comes back with a bucket of water. Shane: Take this, fire! He throws the water in, but it turns out it was water-colored gasoline and helped the fire.

01-01-2004, 05:32 PM	#9
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,691.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,691.00 Donate	Shane runs

01-01-2004, 05:58 PM	#10
Lizziebeth Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Shane stops Shane:I can't just stand here and let my house burn down. Lady from his dream walks up to him Shane:Okay now I can.

01-01-2004, 07:45 PM	#11
Tripp Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Woman: Coming to bed, dear? Shane: speechless, nods once in bed... Woman: Honey, I have something to tell you... Shane: What's that, dear? Woman: pulls off mask It's-a me! Mario! Shane:

01-02-2004, 03:08 PM	#12
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,887.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,387.50 Donate	Shane wakes up, and finds himself surrounded by flames in his house. Shane: Oh, no! The fire the is suddenly put out by a mysterious force, and a man comes. Man: I am the great master of fire! You now owe me 3 favors for my heroism! Shane: Hmm... okay. Man: Your first task is to...

01-02-2004, 07:58 PM	#13
Octopus Fred Has Ten Arms Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Man: Suck a monkey! So Shane went and sucked a monkey! Man: Swim the six dilapitated shores of gibraltar! So Shane went and swimmed the six dilapitated shores of gibraltar! Man: Drink diet coke, no hands barred! So Shane went and drinked diet coke, no hands barred! Then Shane went and looked at porn for the rest of the day. The End. That is all.

01-03-2004, 12:04 PM	#14
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,691.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,691.00 Donate	Then Shane woke up. Shane: Boy, what a horrible dream. I'll say. Shane: Huh? Who said that? The narrator. Shane: Oh. I will grant you 2 wishes. Shane: Shouldn't there be three? No. Shane: Oh, alright...I wish VGF didn't cost anything! Done, and all the features are back. Shane: I wish a was a billionaire! Done. Bye! Shane: Cool.

01-03-2004, 03:51 PM	#15
spicy Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Afterwhich,Shane decided to go to the Korova Milkbar,which his thug friends Pete,Georgie and Dim.After getting high off a milk + knives,Shane decided to go off into the world to cause mayhem.He and his posse head over to the Derelict casino where...

01-03-2004, 04:02 PM	#16
SwampDog82 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	they got drunk and broke into the "vault of cool".(Don't ask, it's my paragraph!) They stole several bags of Chee-toes, a bottle of Diet Vanilla Pepsi-Coke, ten chocolate chip cookies and a wedge of bologna. He then jumped out the nearest window ( [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) and...

02-20-2004, 06:24 PM	#17
Dark Link Member Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 1,302 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,624.00 Bank: 1,000.00 Total Points: 2,624.00 Donate	landed on a box of rabid ferrets! And EVERYBODY DIED! except for shane...He didn't land on a rabid ferret. He then walked into his VGF headquarters where....

02-21-2004, 06:44 PM	#18
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts Points: 13,821.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 14,321.00 Donate	...Shane walks into the new VGF headquarters, a 20 story building and reads a sign in the lobby Basement: Banland 1st Floor: VGF.com 2nd Floor: PSGF 3rd Floor: XGF 4th Floor: PCGF 5th Floor: NFG 6th Floor: Forum Games, Opinions, and Stuff 7th Floor: Nintendoland 8th Floor: SMBHQ 9th Floor: Multi-Platform Franchises 10th Floor: Specific Companies 11th Floor: Specific Genres 12th Floor: HealthyForums.com 13th Floor: Other Entertainment 14th Floor: Art, Literature, & Writing 15th Floor: Technology 16th Floor: The World Around You 17th Floor: Education 18th Floor: Donations (with the word "Nameless" tagged on) 19th Floor: Private Forums (Moderators and Administration Only) 20th Floor: Archives Shane: Heh...Not bad for a billion dollars...let's see what the admins wanted to see me for. Shane presses the "20" button in the elevator and rides up to the 20th floor. Shane walks down a corridor into a room with gold lettering (VGF Staff) Shane: So, you people wanted to see me? Tritoch: Bad news Shane...this month's features have costed us one billion dollars to maintain...our budget is in a HUGE deficit now. Jay: We shouldn't have wasted 999999999 dollars on installing that cybering feature... Lurch: Give up Shane. VGF is no more. We'll have to close down now. Shane: Unless... Lurch: What are you, the friggin' Lorax? Shane: Oh yeah...well I can run VGF myself! I'm firing every single one of y-- The VGF Staff door swings open and a tumbleweed rolls into the empty room Shane: ...All right...time to get VGF back on track...I'll force all members to donate...if they don't, I shall send them to Banland! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! To Be Continued...

03-13-2004, 12:21 PM	#19
Krazy Arrow Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	"But first, time to consult with my legal adviser. To the Shane-mobile, away!" Shane jumped into his secret Shane cave, and suddenly noticed that there was an E-bay auction going on. One of the mods had put up his shane-mobile. Thinking quickly, Shane took a break. When he got back, he saw the Shane-mobile, with built-in ban cannons, had been sold to...

03-13-2004, 01:08 PM	#20
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,488.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,628.00 Donate	His arch-brother, Wayne! Shane: ....Wayne? Wayne: BWHAHAHAHA! The FGV borads will worship me! Drives away Shane: DAMMIT! Why does this happen to the mighty ones...? People from the VGF borad grabs him in and pulls him in the shadows Shane: Gahhhhhh! Who are you all? Person 1: I? I am....