The Neglectrix *come on, no one ever done a matrix spoofy lately*

04-06-2004, 08:40 PM

*Edward is materialized into the virtual world*

Edward: ....What was I doing again?

*Just then, a army of Professor Excutrain clones surround Edward, all wielding sword chucks, Edward looks to the nearest objects near by, a wobbly shopping cart, a nuclear ray gun, and a bagel, He hops into the shopping cart and rides into the crowd of clones, knocking them out of their shells, via Super Mario World style*

Clones: We are all naked and embaressed! We cannot contain the pressure of standing here in shame! nooo!!

*The clones disiagrate into a bunch of data and disappear*

Goomba5395 · 04-06-2004, 11:22 PM

OOC - Wow, I haven't been here in a year. I wonder how things are over here.

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*I materialize in front of Edward*

Goomba5395: Well done, well done. I see those were too easy for you. Perhaps you would like me to step up the challenge a little bit?

*Several giant Freds materialize*

Goomba5395: They've been programmed to think that they've been starving for months. If you beat them, maybe I might help you out...

04-07-2004, 07:16 PM

*The Freds go airborne*

Edward: ....Your joking...

*Edward defies the laws of the Neglectrix and floats into the air, he plucks a Sattelite dish off a random roof, throwing it at the Freds like a Discus, it decapitates the clones one by one, they dematerilize*

*meanwhile, inside the building that was past owner of the dish*

Mario: Mamamia! My-a T.V. went-a on da fritz! I'm-a gonna miss-a da Strands of Code Network!

04-06-2004, 08:40 PM	#1
Edwardius Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Edward is materialized into the virtual world Edward: ....What was I doing again? Just then, a army of Professor Excutrain clones surround Edward, all wielding sword chucks, Edward looks to the nearest objects near by, a wobbly shopping cart, a nuclear ray gun, and a bagel, He hops into the shopping cart and rides into the crowd of clones, knocking them out of their shells, via Super Mario World style Clones: We are all naked and embaressed! We cannot contain the pressure of standing here in shame! nooo!! The clones disiagrate into a bunch of data and disappear

04-06-2004, 11:22 PM	#2
Goomba5395 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 491 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 847.00 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 1,357.00 Donate	OOC - Wow, I haven't been here in a year. I wonder how things are over here. === I materialize in front of Edward Goomba5395: Well done, well done. I see those were too easy for you. Perhaps you would like me to step up the challenge a little bit? Several giant Freds materialize Goomba5395: They've been programmed to think that they've been starving for months. If you beat them, maybe I might help you out...

04-07-2004, 07:16 PM	#3
Edwardius Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	The Freds go airborne Edward: ....Your joking... Edward defies the laws of the Neglectrix and floats into the air, he plucks a Sattelite dish off a random roof, throwing it at the Freds like a Discus, it decapitates the clones one by one, they dematerilize meanwhile, inside the building that was past owner of the dish Mario: Mamamia! My-a T.V. went-a on da fritz! I'm-a gonna miss-a da Strands of Code Network!