NC CyoA (now with less ShockWave!)

Dr. Zero · 03-19-2008, 02:31 PM

You see Bill and Fred walking down the street. Do you:

A) Say hi and keep walking?
B) Say hi and beat them into a fine powder?
C) Say hi and give Fred $1,000,000 for no apparent reason?
D) Choose not to say hi to them?

Mush Man · 03-19-2008, 06:51 PM

A) Say hi and keep walking.
After walking for a little bit more you see a trash can turned over on its side do you...

A) pick up the trash and put it back in the can?
B) pick up the trash and put it back in the can, and find a magic lamp in the trash?
C) Keep walking?
D) Slip on a banana peel?
E) other random event.

Dr. Zero · 03-20-2008, 04:40 AM

B) Pick up the trash and put it back in the can, and find a magic lamp in the trash.

You rub the lamp, and that annoying genie-thing from Yoshi Topsy-Turvy offers you 3 wishes. The first thing you wish for is:

A) Complete and utter domination
B) A ham sandwich
C) A tall, cool glass of OJ
D) Richard Karn
E) One of the above

Mush Man · 03-20-2008, 05:59 PM

A) Complete and utter domination

But since you did not specify what you wished to dominate you...

A) Turn into a queen bee and now rule a beehive.
B) Become master of the universe.
C) Enter a chess tournament and win
E) Other random thingy

Dr. Zero · 03-21-2008, 05:00 AM

C) Enter a chess tournament and win.

Unfortunately, you misread it as 'cheese tournament', so now you're stuck in a landslide of provolone in Wisconsin. Do you:

A) Eat your way out?
B) Call 911?
C) Leave the CyoA before you lose your sanity?
D) One of the above?

Mush Man · 03-21-2008, 02:43 PM

B)Call 911

the fire department arrives and rescues
you now what?

A) Take a nap
B) Go fishing
C) See Bill and Fred again
D) Make another wish

Dr. Zero · 03-21-2008, 03:14 PM

E) Eat some cheese.

While you're eating, nature calls. Do you:

A) Find a porta-potty?
B) Hold it, because cheese is just TOO DAMN GOOD?
C) Some other answer I'm too lazy to think of.

LuWEEGEEman · 03-22-2008, 11:07 AM

D) make this NC related again.

Fred is practicing his death ray powers on a nearby porta-potty.
You: NOOO...

you then...

1) run.
2) smack Fred
C) crap yourself
6-2) crap in a public area

Dr. Zero · 03-24-2008, 03:06 PM

A) Run.

Whilst running, you bump into Jill the Extra Gal (don't worry, your pants are pulled up by now). She says she knows how to "take care of Fred". What do you assume she means?

A) Kill him
B) Try to kill him but results in mild injury
C) Tuck him in bed and give him a good-night kiss
D) Cheese...
E) Give him a Sansa e260 4GB MP3/WMA player

Mush Man · 03-24-2008, 04:19 PM

C) Tuck him in bed and give him a good-night kiss
Which she does. Now what do you do?

A) plan to get revenge on Fred.
B) skip the plan and get revenge now.
C)ask Jill if she will tuck you in bed and give you a good-night kiss.

Dr. Zero · 03-24-2008, 04:32 PM

C) ask Jill if she will tuck you in bed and give you a good-night kiss.

What do you do to treat the injury?

A) Apply NeoSporin
B) Throw salt in it and wash it out with alcohol
C) Go to the doctor because you're a wuss
D) Cheese...

Chunky Kong12345 · 03-24-2008, 06:14 PM

Activity? In my OG Board?

Mush Man · 03-25-2008, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chunky Kong12345

Activity? In my OG Board?

OH-no! We have angered the OG God, flee my comrades.

LuWEEGEEman · 03-27-2008, 06:45 PM

C

you see Dr. Donez. He is...

A) Eating.
B) Beating up Mario.
3) CHARGIN' HIS LAZER

Dr. Zero · 03-28-2008, 06:29 AM

A) Eating.

You're hungry, so you ask him for a bite of his sandwich. What's on the sandwich?

A) Ham and cheese?
B) Caramel and lettuce?
C) Jay?
D) I don't know, but it's looks like it's growing!

Mush Man · 03-29-2008, 12:18 PM

C) Jay?

You deiced to

A) eat it anyway
B)throw the sandwich on the ground, and stomp on it repeatedly
C) scream
Z) other random

LuWEEGEEman · 03-29-2008, 03:38 PM

C

how loud do you scream?

A) aah.
B) Aah!
C) AAAAAA!
D) HOLY CRAP!

Mush Man · 03-29-2008, 07:37 PM

C) AAAAAA!

This causes...
A) Donez to drop his drink
B)Jay to wake up
C)glass to shatter
D)an old man to run into the room and beat you with his cane
E)Captain Churro to fall out of the sky
F)Your body to go into shock
G)Donez to run into the other room to get his deathazooka to shut you up
H)Fred to wake up
I)a hole to open in the floor and let deamon pikachus out
J)your voice box to break
K)a random pie to hit you in the face
L)Me to run out of ideas

03-19-2008, 02:31 PM	#1
Dr. Zero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: My false memories. Gender: Posts: 2,690 Thanks: 232 Thanked 127 Times in 94 Posts Points: 7,197.27 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,197.27 Donate	NC CyoA (now with less ShockWave!) You see Bill and Fred walking down the street. Do you: A) Say hi and keep walking? B) Say hi and beat them into a fine powder? C) Say hi and give Fred $1,000,000 for no apparent reason? D) Choose not to say hi to them?

03-27-2008, 06:45 PM	#14
LuWEEGEEman THE EYES Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: go die in a fire Gender: Posts: 4,238 Thanks: 112 Thanked 189 Times in 154 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 14,747.37 Bank: 4,479.73 Total Points: 19,227.10 Donate	C you see Dr. Donez. He is... A) Eating. B) Beating up Mario. 3) CHARGIN' HIS LAZER Last edited by Chunky Kong12345; 03-27-2008 at 07:19 PM.

03-19-2008, 06:51 PM	#2
Mush Man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Trekkin' Gender: Posts: 3,919 Thanks: 163 Thanked 178 Times in 139 Posts Points: 2,057.16 Bank: 8,167.50 Total Points: 10,224.66 Donate	A) Say hi and keep walking. After walking for a little bit more you see a trash can turned over on its side do you... A) pick up the trash and put it back in the can? B) pick up the trash and put it back in the can, and find a magic lamp in the trash? C) Keep walking? D) Slip on a banana peel? E) other random event.

03-20-2008, 04:40 AM	#3
Dr. Zero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: My false memories. Gender: Posts: 2,690 Thanks: 232 Thanked 127 Times in 94 Posts Points: 7,197.27 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,197.27 Donate	B) Pick up the trash and put it back in the can, and find a magic lamp in the trash. You rub the lamp, and that annoying genie-thing from Yoshi Topsy-Turvy offers you 3 wishes. The first thing you wish for is: A) Complete and utter domination B) A ham sandwich C) A tall, cool glass of OJ D) Richard Karn E) One of the above

03-20-2008, 05:59 PM	#4
Mush Man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Trekkin' Gender: Posts: 3,919 Thanks: 163 Thanked 178 Times in 139 Posts Points: 2,057.16 Bank: 8,167.50 Total Points: 10,224.66 Donate	A) Complete and utter domination But since you did not specify what you wished to dominate you... A) Turn into a queen bee and now rule a beehive. B) Become master of the universe. C) Enter a chess tournament and win E) Other random thingy

03-21-2008, 05:00 AM	#5
Dr. Zero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: My false memories. Gender: Posts: 2,690 Thanks: 232 Thanked 127 Times in 94 Posts Points: 7,197.27 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,197.27 Donate	C) Enter a chess tournament and win. Unfortunately, you misread it as 'cheese tournament', so now you're stuck in a landslide of provolone in Wisconsin. Do you: A) Eat your way out? B) Call 911? C) Leave the CyoA before you lose your sanity? D) One of the above?

03-21-2008, 02:43 PM	#6
Mush Man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Trekkin' Gender: Posts: 3,919 Thanks: 163 Thanked 178 Times in 139 Posts Points: 2,057.16 Bank: 8,167.50 Total Points: 10,224.66 Donate	B)Call 911 the fire department arrives and rescues you now what? A) Take a nap B) Go fishing C) See Bill and Fred again D) Make another wish

03-21-2008, 03:14 PM	#7
Dr. Zero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: My false memories. Gender: Posts: 2,690 Thanks: 232 Thanked 127 Times in 94 Posts Points: 7,197.27 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,197.27 Donate	E) Eat some cheese. While you're eating, nature calls. Do you: A) Find a porta-potty? B) Hold it, because cheese is just TOO DAMN GOOD? C) Some other answer I'm too lazy to think of.

03-22-2008, 11:07 AM	#8
LuWEEGEEman THE EYES Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: go die in a fire Gender: Posts: 4,238 Thanks: 112 Thanked 189 Times in 154 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 14,747.37 Bank: 4,479.73 Total Points: 19,227.10 Donate	D) make this NC related again. Fred is practicing his death ray powers on a nearby porta-potty. You: NOOO... you then... 1) run. 2) smack Fred C) crap yourself 6-2) crap in a public area

03-24-2008, 03:06 PM	#9
Dr. Zero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: My false memories. Gender: Posts: 2,690 Thanks: 232 Thanked 127 Times in 94 Posts Points: 7,197.27 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,197.27 Donate	A) Run. Whilst running, you bump into Jill the Extra Gal (don't worry, your pants are pulled up by now). She says she knows how to "take care of Fred". What do you assume she means? A) Kill him B) Try to kill him but results in mild injury C) Tuck him in bed and give him a good-night kiss D) Cheese... E) Give him a Sansa e260 4GB MP3/WMA player

03-24-2008, 04:19 PM	#10
Mush Man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Trekkin' Gender: Posts: 3,919 Thanks: 163 Thanked 178 Times in 139 Posts Points: 2,057.16 Bank: 8,167.50 Total Points: 10,224.66 Donate	C) Tuck him in bed and give him a good-night kiss Which she does. Now what do you do? A) plan to get revenge on Fred. B) skip the plan and get revenge now. C)ask Jill if she will tuck you in bed and give you a good-night kiss.

03-24-2008, 04:32 PM	#11
Dr. Zero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: My false memories. Gender: Posts: 2,690 Thanks: 232 Thanked 127 Times in 94 Posts Points: 7,197.27 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,197.27 Donate	C) ask Jill if she will tuck you in bed and give you a good-night kiss. What do you do to treat the injury? A) Apply NeoSporin B) Throw salt in it and wash it out with alcohol C) Go to the doctor because you're a wuss D) Cheese...

03-24-2008, 06:14 PM	#12
Chunky Kong12345 Трахните Вас парни. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,708 Thanks: 62 Thanked 292 Times in 214 Posts Points: 111.19 Bank: 111,377.13 Total Points: 111,488.32 Donate	Activity? In my OG Board?

03-28-2008, 06:29 AM	#15
Dr. Zero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: My false memories. Gender: Posts: 2,690 Thanks: 232 Thanked 127 Times in 94 Posts Points: 7,197.27 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,197.27 Donate	A) Eating. You're hungry, so you ask him for a bite of his sandwich. What's on the sandwich? A) Ham and cheese? B) Caramel and lettuce? C) Jay? D) I don't know, but it's looks like it's growing!

03-29-2008, 12:18 PM	#16
Mush Man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Trekkin' Gender: Posts: 3,919 Thanks: 163 Thanked 178 Times in 139 Posts Points: 2,057.16 Bank: 8,167.50 Total Points: 10,224.66 Donate	C) Jay? You deiced to A) eat it anyway B)throw the sandwich on the ground, and stomp on it repeatedly C) scream Z) other random

03-29-2008, 03:38 PM	#17
LuWEEGEEman THE EYES Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: go die in a fire Gender: Posts: 4,238 Thanks: 112 Thanked 189 Times in 154 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 14,747.37 Bank: 4,479.73 Total Points: 19,227.10 Donate	C how loud do you scream? A) aah. B) Aah! C) AAAAAA! D) HOLY CRAP!

03-29-2008, 07:37 PM	#18
Mush Man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Trekkin' Gender: Posts: 3,919 Thanks: 163 Thanked 178 Times in 139 Posts Points: 2,057.16 Bank: 8,167.50 Total Points: 10,224.66 Donate	C) AAAAAA! This causes... A) Donez to drop his drink B)Jay to wake up C)glass to shatter D)an old man to run into the room and beat you with his cane E)Captain Churro to fall out of the sky F)Your body to go into shock G)Donez to run into the other room to get his deathazooka to shut you up H)Fred to wake up I)a hole to open in the floor and let deamon pikachus out J)your voice box to break K)a random pie to hit you in the face L)Me to run out of ideas