SAMMY!

Crazybirdanimations · 06-04-2006, 11:05 PM

OK, this is the story about Sammy...I'll point out anyone that wont die.

Sammy(YOU YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL EVERYONE!!! KILL ANYONE YOU WANT!!!DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!) was watching TV, then, he saw 3 ads on tv, deoderant, bug spray, and a computer for 5 bucks.

He then goes on the quest to buy them all! While he was going to go get the deoderant, he saw a little baby...He then noticed it wasnt a baby, it was a GIANT HIDIOS MONSTER!!!

deathscythe · 06-05-2006, 12:02 AM

The monster attacked, but sammy blocked all of them, sammy was so tired though he gave up. Then out of no where the monster blew up and sammy was able to continue his happy quest.

Crazybirdanimations · 06-05-2006, 12:16 AM

Then, Sammy's friend billy showed up! (I dont care what you do to him, hes a minor character) then, he helped sammy to his quest to the deoderant.

deathscythe · 06-05-2006, 01:05 AM

They were walking along a street and all of a sudden Billy gets eatin by a giant lobster.

Bandit · 06-05-2006, 06:04 AM

Sammy was terrified. He hid underneath a curtain, and breathed heavilly. He could hear the trampling of several large feat. Sammy knew that the dinosaurs had arrived.

Sammy gasped. Unfortunatley, the tyrannasaurs heard him. Sammy screamed, and attempted to run. He knew the deadly reptiles were close behind.
Sammy ran as fast as he could. He came close to the "Anti-Dinosaur Resistance Building", and thought he was going to be safe.

WRONG

Sammy tripped over a branch, and fell to the ground. This mistake would prove to be a near deadly one. A T-Rex caught the young bird in its mouth, and his skin was torn by the razor sharp teeth of the deadly therapod.

Suddenly..........

Crazybirdanimations · 06-05-2006, 08:56 PM

Sammy grew back his skin...(Wierd) And went into the anti-dino building! There, he found the first item of his quest...THE DEODERANT!
He bought it for $15, then, he continued his journey, to get the bug spray! Then, Sammy saw BILLY! Sammy told him: "How did you get out!?! I saw the dinosaur eat you WHOLE!" Billy's smell told the story.... So, they continued their journey once again!

Suddenly, Billy was eating a....

Frumie · 06-05-2006, 08:57 PM

....my butt. I slap Billy silly. *HEY! That Rhymes!*

Crazybirdanimations · 06-05-2006, 09:02 PM

Then a giant shark named rokokoko (copy-right)(of mine) said: "I WANT TACO SALAD!" Then he ate billy...Billy came back an hour later..

**NintendoNut** · 06-06-2006, 06:46 AM

only to find that his best friend had been sleeping with his wife. Billy pulled out his Uzi and...

Bandit · 06-06-2006, 01:58 PM

began to attack Sammy. Sammy defeated Billy by kicking him in the nuts, and throwing him into traffic, where he was hit by over 300 vehicles, including a tank, a plane, and a rocket.

Afterward, Sammy went to fight the evil........

deathscythe · 06-06-2006, 03:06 PM

president of SOny!!! He beat the Sony President by.......

flipping over the giant enemy crab for MASSIVE DAMAGE

Frumie · 06-06-2006, 06:31 PM

I grab Sammy and dance with him. Crow T Robot appears and dances. Then Wario does too.

______________

Taz is Hungry!

Feed 'im these!

Dylan · 06-06-2006, 07:02 PM

Crow and his friend Tom Servo then comment on the overall suckitude of the dance and rip Sammy's eyes out.

~Dylan

Rainbow Dash · 06-06-2006, 08:11 PM

Sammy dies from blood loss.

Unfortunately, a second Sammy was created by Dr. Evil.

Crazybirdanimations · 06-06-2006, 09:40 PM

STOP EDITING MY POSTS BANDIT!

Frumie · 06-06-2006, 10:10 PM

Sammy ignores Chunky's Comment. Gyspy appears and bitchslaps Sammy for doing that stupid dance and having Crow dance with him. Tom and Crow join.

______________

Taz is Hungry!

Feed 'im These!

Bandit · 06-07-2006, 03:05 PM

Sammy, Tom, Wario, and Crow all begin to fight eachother.

The winner is........

Crazybirdanimations · 06-07-2006, 08:53 PM

Wario. the story is then over due to betrayness, sammy throws away the deoderant and then sleeps on his bed. I'm deleting this topic, I'm not posting anything about sammy that anyone can make up anymore.

Bandit · 06-08-2006, 02:11 PM

After his defeat at the hands of Wario, Sammy began to cry. "GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Sammy screamed, as he began to throw bombs at innocent people.

Then, it happened. Sammy held his head, as his eyes turned red. "SOULS...I NEED SOULS..." Sammy told himself, as he grabbed a small child.

"What are you doing, mister?" the young girl asked. "Your soul is MINE!" bellowed Sammy, as he began to drink the life from the girl. "I FEEL EVEN MORE POWERFUL! I CAN FEEL A SURGE OF DARKNESS ENTERING MY BODY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sammy said, as he flew off.

Sammy now had one goal in life; to devour the souls of every human, and to conquer the entire galaxy. There was only one person who could stop him. It was............

deathscythe · 06-08-2006, 02:21 PM

Obi One Kenobi

06-04-2006, 11:05 PM	#1
Crazybirdanimations Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,912 Thanks: 237 Thanked 222 Times in 175 Posts	SAMMY! OK, this is the story about Sammy...I'll point out anyone that wont die. Sammy(YOU YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL EVERYONE!!! KILL ANYONE YOU WANT!!!DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!) was watching TV, then, he saw 3 ads on tv, deoderant, bug spray, and a computer for 5 bucks. He then goes on the quest to buy them all! While he was going to go get the deoderant, he saw a little baby...He then noticed it wasnt a baby, it was a GIANT HIDIOS MONSTER!!! Last edited by Bandit; 06-08-2006 at 02:06 PM.

06-06-2006, 03:06 PM	#11
deathscythe Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: This question always has been creepy Gender: Posts: 8,600 Thanks: 235 Thanked 153 Times in 134 Posts	president of SOny!!! He beat the Sony President by....... flipping over the giant enemy crab for MASSIVE DAMAGE Last edited by Bandit; 06-06-2006 at 04:57 PM.

06-06-2006, 09:40 PM	#15
Crazybirdanimations Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,912 Thanks: 237 Thanked 222 Times in 175 Posts	STOP EDITING MY POSTS BANDIT! Last edited by Crazybirdanimations; 06-07-2006 at 08:51 PM.

06-07-2006, 08:53 PM	#18
Crazybirdanimations Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,912 Thanks: 237 Thanked 222 Times in 175 Posts	Wario. the story is then over due to betrayness, sammy throws away the deoderant and then sleeps on his bed. I'm deleting this topic, I'm not posting anything about sammy that anyone can make up anymore. Last edited by Bandit; 06-08-2006 at 02:07 PM.

06-05-2006, 12:02 AM	#2
deathscythe Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: This question always has been creepy Gender: Posts: 8,600 Thanks: 235 Thanked 153 Times in 134 Posts	The monster attacked, but sammy blocked all of them, sammy was so tired though he gave up. Then out of no where the monster blew up and sammy was able to continue his happy quest.

06-05-2006, 12:16 AM	#3
Crazybirdanimations Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,912 Thanks: 237 Thanked 222 Times in 175 Posts	Then, Sammy's friend billy showed up! (I dont care what you do to him, hes a minor character) then, he helped sammy to his quest to the deoderant.

06-05-2006, 01:05 AM	#4
deathscythe Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: This question always has been creepy Gender: Posts: 8,600 Thanks: 235 Thanked 153 Times in 134 Posts	They were walking along a street and all of a sudden Billy gets eatin by a giant lobster.

06-05-2006, 06:04 AM	#5
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts	Sammy was terrified. He hid underneath a curtain, and breathed heavilly. He could hear the trampling of several large feat. Sammy knew that the dinosaurs had arrived. Sammy gasped. Unfortunatley, the tyrannasaurs heard him. Sammy screamed, and attempted to run. He knew the deadly reptiles were close behind. Sammy ran as fast as he could. He came close to the "Anti-Dinosaur Resistance Building", and thought he was going to be safe. WRONG Sammy tripped over a branch, and fell to the ground. This mistake would prove to be a near deadly one. A T-Rex caught the young bird in its mouth, and his skin was torn by the razor sharp teeth of the deadly therapod. Suddenly..........

06-05-2006, 08:56 PM	#6
Crazybirdanimations Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,912 Thanks: 237 Thanked 222 Times in 175 Posts	Sammy grew back his skin...(Wierd) And went into the anti-dino building! There, he found the first item of his quest...THE DEODERANT! He bought it for $15, then, he continued his journey, to get the bug spray! Then, Sammy saw BILLY! Sammy told him: "How did you get out!?! I saw the dinosaur eat you WHOLE!" Billy's smell told the story.... So, they continued their journey once again! Suddenly, Billy was eating a....

06-05-2006, 08:57 PM	#7
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	....my butt. I slap Billy silly. HEY! That Rhymes!

06-05-2006, 09:02 PM	#8
Crazybirdanimations Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,912 Thanks: 237 Thanked 222 Times in 175 Posts	Then a giant shark named rokokoko (copy-right)(of mine) said: "I WANT TACO SALAD!" Then he ate billy...Billy came back an hour later..

06-06-2006, 06:46 AM	#9
NintendoNut PC Games and Tech Mod Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hold on, I know this..... Gender: Posts: 8,655 Thanks: 108 Thanked 85 Times in 56 Posts	only to find that his best friend had been sleeping with his wife. Billy pulled out his Uzi and...

06-06-2006, 01:58 PM	#10
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts	began to attack Sammy. Sammy defeated Billy by kicking him in the nuts, and throwing him into traffic, where he was hit by over 300 vehicles, including a tank, a plane, and a rocket. Afterward, Sammy went to fight the evil........

06-06-2006, 06:31 PM	#12
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	I grab Sammy and dance with him. Crow T Robot appears and dances. Then Wario does too. ______________ Taz is Hungry! Feed 'im these!

06-06-2006, 07:02 PM	#13
Dylan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 7,790 Thanks: 1,632 Thanked 1,816 Times in 773 Posts	Crow and his friend Tom Servo then comment on the overall suckitude of the dance and rip Sammy's eyes out. ~Dylan

06-06-2006, 08:11 PM	#14
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,400 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Sammy dies from blood loss. Unfortunately, a second Sammy was created by Dr. Evil.

06-06-2006, 10:10 PM	#16
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	Sammy ignores Chunky's Comment. Gyspy appears and bitchslaps Sammy for doing that stupid dance and having Crow dance with him. Tom and Crow join. ______________ Taz is Hungry! Feed 'im These!

06-07-2006, 03:05 PM	#17
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts	Sammy, Tom, Wario, and Crow all begin to fight eachother. The winner is........

06-08-2006, 02:11 PM	#19
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts	After his defeat at the hands of Wario, Sammy began to cry. "GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Sammy screamed, as he began to throw bombs at innocent people. Then, it happened. Sammy held his head, as his eyes turned red. "SOULS...I NEED SOULS..." Sammy told himself, as he grabbed a small child. "What are you doing, mister?" the young girl asked. "Your soul is MINE!" bellowed Sammy, as he began to drink the life from the girl. "I FEEL EVEN MORE POWERFUL! I CAN FEEL A SURGE OF DARKNESS ENTERING MY BODY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sammy said, as he flew off. Sammy now had one goal in life; to devour the souls of every human, and to conquer the entire galaxy. There was only one person who could stop him. It was............

06-08-2006, 02:21 PM	#20
deathscythe Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: This question always has been creepy Gender: Posts: 8,600 Thanks: 235 Thanked 153 Times in 134 Posts	Obi One Kenobi