WIERD!!!!

[Crazybirdanimations]

YEAH! Lets defeat the space zombies from e-r 5, and then put our hot dogs in their communication system, so that they wont go hungry! Then lets go home in little duckie suits in swan boats and eat big footz, footz, then we can go hit our heads to trees, attracting bears, which We'll shoot, and flame them for nothing! But then the fat dogs will return from their eons of eating only hot-dogs, and make a cat purr, then, all the pudding cups will become the nintendo guy!The nintendo guy will fight the purring cat, unfotunatly, the purring cat is VERY VERY tall, so tall, that when he got up, his head was in space, and he died from lack of air.So then the nintendo guy will fight all the koopas, and bowser, which he didnt get to kill, hes got plastic surgery, so he looks like a guy with a mustach, and he ate noodles, and then the chef cooked him up and called him le bowser ala roasted. Then luke skywalker teamed up with mega man to take out the nintendo guy!!! Megaman had to go brush his teeth, so it was up to luke skywalker to finish things up! But then luke lost the force and joined the sith, meanwhile, homestar runner was spitting gummi bears everywhere.
Super teen extrodinare.
FREAKAZOID! FREAKAZOID!
Runs around in underwear.
FREAKAZOID! FREAKAZOID!

END OF CHAPTER 1.

CHAPTER 2.
AAAH!!!! So, now, sonic the hedgehog is going to defeat the nintendo guy! Soon, he will fal onto the ice cream stand!! And That is what he did, now sonic ruled! But then people stopped caring, and now a vacuum cleaner rules. Forums rule. Bacon Rules. So now, bacon rules, yes, with all it's triumph and glory!!! And I am the bacon man! I am the bacon man, bring all the pork you can, to all the children down the row. Blocking their arteries, with all the MSGs, then they'll all die at the age of 8! The city blocks are now filled with bacon, the kids are filled with bacon, HECK, even the cats and dogs are full of bacon!!! But, whats this? The evil doer, KILLER MAN, is up to no good!!! BACON MAN TO THE RESCUE! He has all the powers of bacon!!! Which is nothing!!! Killer man's plan is to destroy all the people who have eaten bacon, and he will rule!!! Bacon will triumph!!! POW!! BIFF! POW!!! Bacon man has been beaten up!!!! Now killer man is about to destroy everyone! But Bacon man reminds him, that he THE KILLER MAN, has also eaten bacon! But, it was too late, all the people die. But, the evil killer man forgets, that bacon can bring people to life!!! exept evil people...Which is everyone. Its Pinky and the brain. Yes, pinky and the brain. One is a genius, the others insane!
END OF CHAPTER 2!

CHAPTER 3... The city was in ruins...Bacon man has failed, YET AGAIN! and now, hes dead.So, now it is time for a new story to begin in our chapter...It will be called... THE HORROR OF MONSTER PIZZA!...GUY.... Monster pizza guy was having dinner, when he started realizing how long it had been since he had frightened someone. He was living in his apartment mansion, when suddenly... DING DONG! Visitors? YES! It was his timeto shine! he will knock the pants off-a this guy! And thats what he did! Meanwhile, Sonic the hedgehog was running...And running...And running...And running...And running...And running...And running...And running...And running...And running...And running...And running...And running... And so on.
END OF CHPATER 3!

Chapter 4...
And so, sonic was running.
Elsewhere, the gang was getting ready to reveal the idintity of Mr.hohohohohohohohohohohoho.
It was mr.frankestien! BUT WHY!? "Because, I wanted to steal all of the gold in the world and gain immortality! I'm not sure if that has anything to do with why I'm dressed up as a goldfish, and I'm an expiriment gone wrong...But I wanted that." said the grumpy frankestien "IMMORTALITY!? GOLD!?" Said the gang. "SCREW THIS! LETS GET SOME OF THAT!" But wait! A giant lobster is blocking their way! Sbooky doo was not going to give up THAT easily. He standed up to that evil giant lobster on a uni-cycle! Did I metion he was on a uni-cycle? Hes on a uni-cycle. remember, uni-cycle. Anyway, the lobster ate the dog anyway. And everyone else. Serves them right, they dont deserve all the gold in the world and immortality. Do you know who deserves that stuff? Heres a list:
Sonic the hedgehog.
Mario Mario.
Luigi luigi.
Earthworm Jim.
Freakazoid
Pinky and the brain.
Me.
HOTD.
Mickey mouse.
Chuck Norris.
George Washington.
Abraham lincoln.
Evil lincoln.
Mr. lincoln.
senior lincoln.
Mona lisa.
And taco.
Plus, Sammy.
End of chapter 5...I mean, 4.

[deathscythe]

Wow your's is wierder than mine.

[Crazybirdanimations]

I added another!

Okay so you want us to kill zombies lets do it,