A CYOA: The day that Luigi met his fate...

**Galefore** · 10-08-2006, 03:58 PM

One day, peaceful and quiet, Luigi began a casual walk. Soon, however, he realized something was amiss. He had forgotten his wallet!

On his way back, he met a mysterious being. It was weeping openly!

Luigi: Whats-a wrong, little being?

The being replied

A: Your face is what's wrong!
B: Everything and nothing at all.
C: I'm MICHEAL JACKSON
D: I ran out of waffles
E: All of the above

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-08-2006, 04:02 PM

D: I ran out of waffles....
Er, do I continue this?

Frumie · 10-08-2006, 04:20 PM

Luigi: Here you go!

Luigi threw waffles at the beings face.

Being: Don't you know who I am? I'm...

A. Batman
B. George W. Bush
C. Chuck Norris
D. Your Father

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-08-2006, 04:28 PM

D. Your Father
"Toad never told you about your father" said the Being.
"He told me enough. He said you killed him!" screamed Luigi.
"No, Luigi, I AM your father.
Does Luigi
A. Defeat the Emperor (i.e. Bowser)
B: Complain about the lame Star Wars reference
C. Die
D. All of the above

Frumie · 10-08-2006, 08:01 PM

C. Die.

Luigi shoots himself in the head.

After his funeral, Bowser...

A. Danced on Luigi's Grave.
B. Peed on Luigi's Grave.
C. Buried his treasure in Luigi's Grave.
D. Ate Luigi's Dead Body.
E. All of the above.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-08-2006, 08:04 PM

E. All of the above.
After his funeral, Bowser danced on Luigi's grave, peed on Luigi's grave, buried his treasure in Luigi's grave, and ate Luigi's dead body.
Bowser was caught doing this and arrested.
Does Bowser
A. Get sentenced to death (for vandalism? o_0)
B. Get sentenced to life inprisonment
C. Get sentenced to community service
D. Manage to get the charges dropped.
E. Eat everyone in the courtroom.

Frumie · 10-08-2006, 08:29 PM

E.

Bowser eats everyone in the courtroom. But then he

A. Took a huge crap.
B. Puked everyone up.
C. Ate the rest of the courtroom.
D. Exploded in a huge ball of remains.
E. Grew into a huge kaiju monster.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-08-2006, 08:33 PM

D. Exploded in a huge ball of remains.
And with the light of a thousand suns, Bowser exploded with a deafening roar heard for miles.
As Mario watched far away, the explosion shifted into a mushroom cloud.
Does he
A. RUN LIKE HELL
B. RUN LIKE HELL INTO THE CLOUD
C. Attempt to use the mushroom cloud as a power-up.
D. Just sit there.

Frumie · 10-08-2006, 08:42 PM

B. RUN LIKE HELL INTO THE CLOUD

He ran like hell INTO THE CLOUD. He then swam in the remains. But then he saw Luigi's Dead Remains. Mario

A. Cries like a baby.
B. Says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", just like Darth Vader.
C. Pees on Luigi's Dead Remains.
D. Eats Luigi's Dead Remains.
E. Eats Luigi AND Bowser's dead remains.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-08-2006, 08:53 PM

E. Eats Luigi AND Bowser's dead remains.
Mario, having not eaten in hours, decided to eat both corpses.
Feeling sick, he
A. Gets heartburn
B. Gets heart disease
C. Gets heart cancer (Yes, it exists)
D. Gets radiation sickness from the fallout
E. Gets hungry again

Frumie · 10-08-2006, 08:59 PM

E. Gets hungry again.

He then eats

A. An Elephant.
B. A Music Store.
C. Godzilla.
D. The World.
E. All of the above.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-08-2006, 09:11 PM

E. All of the above.
He decided to eat an elephant, and then he grew larger.
Mario at this point realized he was getting bigger every time he ate.
So he ate a Music Store, then Godzilla, and eventually... the World.
TIME FOR SUPER MARIO GALAXY!
Does he
A. Eat the Moon as a light snack
B. Eat the Moon and continue on to the other planets
C. Attempt to eat the Sun
D. Eat himself (TIME PARADOX)
E. Throw everything up

Mushi · 10-08-2006, 11:07 PM

D. Eat himself (TIME PARADOX)
Mario looked at his hand hungrily. Soon it was in his mouth, then he continued to his arm, his chest, his legs, and somehow ate his head, and now the entire planet(including Mario) is inside Mario. Mario is somehow still alive and sees all the other people on the planet staring at him angrily.
Do they
A. Swarm him and beat the crap out of him
B. ASPLODE!!!!!11111oneonecow
C. Stare at him angrily some more
D. Eat him
E. Get the hell out of there before the time paradox starts

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-08-2006, 11:14 PM

A. Swarm him and beat the crap out of him
Doing the natural thing, everyone beats Mario up instead of getting the hell out while they have a chance.
Mario, bruised and battered, is in a condition only worsened by the swarming, causing fluctuations and instability as the paradox approaches the point at which
A. The universe kaplodes
B. Mario collapses into a singularity
C. Galefore comes back, sees what we did to the story, and says "WTF!?"
D. The paradox causes everything except Mario's memory to revert to the point right before Lugi committed suicide so Mario can stop him and avert the tragedy
E. The Being is actually in the story again.

**Galefore** · 10-09-2006, 10:23 AM

C.

Galefore: WTF?!

Mario is actually still dancing in a puddle of arms and legs, but the time paradox is still up and running. Soon, Mario's head collapses into a grandfather clock, and half of Milwaukee is reverted to the bronze age. Most of them reject this and decide that the stone age would have been better, but Milwaukee is now too young to have an opinion.

Mario revives himself in his 8-bit classic game, Super Mario Bros., and begins to

A: Spank Luigi
B: Go fight Bowser and then save Toad subsequently leading up to Mario killing Toad in frustration.
C: Disappear
D: The being returns
E: All of the FREAKIN' above!

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-09-2006, 11:09 AM

E: All of the FREAKIN' above!
First, Mario spanked Luigi. Then he went to fight Bowser and rescued Toad. In frustration he ripped out Toad's lungs and threw them to the side. After this, he disappeared and was never seen again (until the next post). Then the being returned.
Does he
A. Find Mario and kill him
B. Find Luigi and turn him into sheetrock
C. Get ambushed by Mario
D. Do nothing

**Galefore** · 10-09-2006, 02:24 PM

D: Do nothing.

The being did NOTHING. So, in bold text, I'll tell his tale: One day, a being was built to kill Luigi. It failed. It's master hit it with a piece of sheetrock.

Anyway, Luigi, who had been brought back by the Time Paradox and then burned at the stake by people who hate folks who get spanked, was peeling the dead skin off of his face, when the being reappeared and

A: Attacked Luigi in a way unmentionable
B: MORPHED!!!!
C: MORPHED MIGHTILY!!!
D: Gave up on life and commited Samurai-Suicide.
E: Nobody Knows... *Dramatic wind blowing sound*

Mushi · 10-09-2006, 02:37 PM

B: MORPHED!!!!
The being suddenly turned into a being. Luigi stared and wondered what the hell he was gonna do to save his sorry spanked hiney.
Did he
A. Turn into Darth Butch and use the worse
B. Fart a being into submission
C. ASPLODE!!!111oneoneonecow
D. Spank a being
E. All of the above

**Galefore** · 10-09-2006, 02:49 PM

E.

First, he became Darth Butch, but the Worse was not with him, so as he tried to use it, he farted and a being submitted to being dead. Then, Luigi Asploded. Before he died of blood loss, he used his only non-bloodied hand to spank a being. Soon, Mario appeared, but he turned into Elvis, and then:

A: Sang "A Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love"
B: Killed Gerald Ford
C: Became an axe murderer
D: Realized that he was supposed to be dead and submitted to this fact.
E: He lied to get a free pizza.

Frumie · 10-09-2006, 06:09 PM

A: Sang "A Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love"

Mario sang the damn song. Then Toad came and said

A. "Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle."
B. "You should've sang 'Houng Dog'!"
C. "I like Pie!"
D. "Where's my lemons?"
E. "Bravo!"

10-08-2006, 03:58 PM	#1
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	A CYOA: The day that Luigi met his fate... One day, peaceful and quiet, Luigi began a casual walk. Soon, however, he realized something was amiss. He had forgotten his wallet! On his way back, he met a mysterious being. It was weeping openly! Luigi: Whats-a wrong, little being? The being replied A: Your face is what's wrong! B: Everything and nothing at all. C: I'm MICHEAL JACKSON D: I ran out of waffles E: All of the above

10-08-2006, 08:01 PM	#5
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	C. Die. Luigi shoots himself in the head. After his funeral, Bowser... A. Danced on Luigi's Grave. B. Peed on Luigi's Grave. C. Buried his treasure in Luigi's Grave. D. Ate Luigi's Dead Body. E. All of the above. Last edited by Frumie; 10-08-2006 at 08:24 PM.

10-08-2006, 11:07 PM	#13
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	D. Eat himself (TIME PARADOX) Mario looked at his hand hungrily. Soon it was in his mouth, then he continued to his arm, his chest, his legs, and somehow ate his head, and now the entire planet(including Mario) is inside Mario. Mario is somehow still alive and sees all the other people on the planet staring at him angrily. Do they A. Swarm him and beat the crap out of him B. ASPLODE!!!!!11111oneonecow C. Stare at him angrily some more D. Eat him E. Get the hell out of there before the time paradox starts __________________

10-09-2006, 10:23 AM	#15
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	C. Galefore: WTF?! Mario is actually still dancing in a puddle of arms and legs, but the time paradox is still up and running. Soon, Mario's head collapses into a grandfather clock, and half of Milwaukee is reverted to the bronze age. Most of them reject this and decide that the stone age would have been better, but Milwaukee is now too young to have an opinion. Mario revives himself in his 8-bit classic game, Super Mario Bros., and begins to A: Spank Luigi B: Go fight Bowser and then save Toad subsequently leading up to Mario killing Toad in frustration. C: Disappear D: The being returns E: All of the FREAKIN' above! Last edited by Galefore; 10-09-2006 at 02:25 PM.

10-09-2006, 02:37 PM	#18
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	B: MORPHED!!!! The being suddenly turned into a being. Luigi stared and wondered what the hell he was gonna do to save his sorry spanked hiney. Did he A. Turn into Darth Butch and use the worse B. Fart a being into submission C. ASPLODE!!!111oneoneonecow D. Spank a being E. All of the above __________________

10-08-2006, 04:02 PM	#2
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	D: I ran out of waffles.... Er, do I continue this?

10-08-2006, 04:20 PM	#3
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	Luigi: Here you go! Luigi threw waffles at the beings face. Being: Don't you know who I am? I'm... A. Batman B. George W. Bush C. Chuck Norris D. Your Father

10-08-2006, 04:28 PM	#4
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	D. Your Father "Toad never told you about your father" said the Being. "He told me enough. He said you killed him!" screamed Luigi. "No, Luigi, I AM your father. Does Luigi A. Defeat the Emperor (i.e. Bowser) B: Complain about the lame Star Wars reference C. Die D. All of the above

10-08-2006, 08:04 PM	#6
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	E. All of the above. After his funeral, Bowser danced on Luigi's grave, peed on Luigi's grave, buried his treasure in Luigi's grave, and ate Luigi's dead body. Bowser was caught doing this and arrested. Does Bowser A. Get sentenced to death (for vandalism? o_0) B. Get sentenced to life inprisonment C. Get sentenced to community service D. Manage to get the charges dropped. E. Eat everyone in the courtroom.

10-08-2006, 08:29 PM	#7
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	E. Bowser eats everyone in the courtroom. But then he A. Took a huge crap. B. Puked everyone up. C. Ate the rest of the courtroom. D. Exploded in a huge ball of remains. E. Grew into a huge kaiju monster.

10-08-2006, 08:33 PM	#8
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	D. Exploded in a huge ball of remains. And with the light of a thousand suns, Bowser exploded with a deafening roar heard for miles. As Mario watched far away, the explosion shifted into a mushroom cloud. Does he A. RUN LIKE HELL B. RUN LIKE HELL INTO THE CLOUD C. Attempt to use the mushroom cloud as a power-up. D. Just sit there.

10-08-2006, 08:42 PM	#9
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	B. RUN LIKE HELL INTO THE CLOUD He ran like hell INTO THE CLOUD. He then swam in the remains. But then he saw Luigi's Dead Remains. Mario A. Cries like a baby. B. Says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", just like Darth Vader. C. Pees on Luigi's Dead Remains. D. Eats Luigi's Dead Remains. E. Eats Luigi AND Bowser's dead remains.

10-08-2006, 08:53 PM	#10
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	E. Eats Luigi AND Bowser's dead remains. Mario, having not eaten in hours, decided to eat both corpses. Feeling sick, he A. Gets heartburn B. Gets heart disease C. Gets heart cancer (Yes, it exists) D. Gets radiation sickness from the fallout E. Gets hungry again

10-08-2006, 08:59 PM	#11
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	E. Gets hungry again. He then eats A. An Elephant. B. A Music Store. C. Godzilla. D. The World. E. All of the above.

10-08-2006, 09:11 PM	#12
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	E. All of the above. He decided to eat an elephant, and then he grew larger. Mario at this point realized he was getting bigger every time he ate. So he ate a Music Store, then Godzilla, and eventually... the World. TIME FOR SUPER MARIO GALAXY! Does he A. Eat the Moon as a light snack B. Eat the Moon and continue on to the other planets C. Attempt to eat the Sun D. Eat himself (TIME PARADOX) E. Throw everything up

10-08-2006, 11:14 PM	#14
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	A. Swarm him and beat the crap out of him Doing the natural thing, everyone beats Mario up instead of getting the hell out while they have a chance. Mario, bruised and battered, is in a condition only worsened by the swarming, causing fluctuations and instability as the paradox approaches the point at which A. The universe kaplodes B. Mario collapses into a singularity C. Galefore comes back, sees what we did to the story, and says "WTF!?" D. The paradox causes everything except Mario's memory to revert to the point right before Lugi committed suicide so Mario can stop him and avert the tragedy E. The Being is actually in the story again.

10-09-2006, 11:09 AM	#16
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	E: All of the FREAKIN' above! First, Mario spanked Luigi. Then he went to fight Bowser and rescued Toad. In frustration he ripped out Toad's lungs and threw them to the side. After this, he disappeared and was never seen again (until the next post). Then the being returned. Does he A. Find Mario and kill him B. Find Luigi and turn him into sheetrock C. Get ambushed by Mario D. Do nothing

10-09-2006, 02:24 PM	#17
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	D: Do nothing. The being did NOTHING. So, in bold text, I'll tell his tale: One day, a being was built to kill Luigi. It failed. It's master hit it with a piece of sheetrock. Anyway, Luigi, who had been brought back by the Time Paradox and then burned at the stake by people who hate folks who get spanked, was peeling the dead skin off of his face, when the being reappeared and A: Attacked Luigi in a way unmentionable B: MORPHED!!!! C: MORPHED MIGHTILY!!! D: Gave up on life and commited Samurai-Suicide. E: Nobody Knows... Dramatic wind blowing sound

10-09-2006, 02:49 PM	#19
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	E. First, he became Darth Butch, but the Worse was not with him, so as he tried to use it, he farted and a being submitted to being dead. Then, Luigi Asploded. Before he died of blood loss, he used his only non-bloodied hand to spank a being. Soon, Mario appeared, but he turned into Elvis, and then: A: Sang "A Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love" B: Killed Gerald Ford C: Became an axe murderer D: Realized that he was supposed to be dead and submitted to this fact. E: He lied to get a free pizza.

10-09-2006, 06:09 PM	#20
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	A: Sang "A Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love" Mario sang the damn song. Then Toad came and said A. "Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle." B. "You should've sang 'Houng Dog'!" C. "I like Pie!" D. "Where's my lemons?" E. "Bravo!"