CYOA: Waluigi's Totally Appropriate Day

**Valigarmander** · 11-08-2006, 11:25 PM

Waluigi woke up. "I think I will have a totally appropriate day!" he said in a gleeful timbre.

He hopped out of bed and walked outside. Suddenly, A GOOMBA ATTACKS! OH TEH NOES!

What does he do?

A. Fight!
B. Run!
C. Cast a Spell!
D. Nothing!

Mushi · 11-09-2006, 12:18 AM

D. Nothing!

The goomba runs full speed at Waluigi, but accidentally runs into his shoe which causes

A. The game to glitch up

B. The goomba squashes itself

C. Waluigi Starts having a not-so-appropriate day

D. All of the above

Bandit · 11-09-2006, 09:20 AM

B.

"YAY!" Waluigi said. "I think I shall go pick a bouquet of roses, and have a totally
non-romantic meeting with Peach and Daisy!"

WHAT KIND OF FLOWERS DOES WALUIGI PICK!?

A. Roses
B. Daffodils
C. Daisies
D. Lilacs

**Valigarmander** · 11-09-2006, 11:33 AM

B.

But in doing so, Waluigi actually angered the mighty Daffodil God, who descended from the heavens riding a shimmering cloud.

"Knock dat sh*t off!"

Waluigi quickly decided to

A. walk away quietly.
B. defy the Daffodil God by picking more flowers.
C. do something retarded.
D. fart.

Spritedude · 11-09-2006, 03:15 PM

C.

Waluigi kicked the Daffodil god in the crotch and ran away with the flowers.

Where does he go to hide?

A. His house
B. The park
C. A Gamestop store
D. The McDonalds Playplace

Bandit · 11-09-2006, 04:42 PM

B. The Park

Waluigi gleefully rode his bicycle down the Park's paved path. He smiled and waved at Mario and Luigi, who were riding a tandem bicycle on the other side of the sidewalk. Waluigi sighed, and smiled to himself. "What a happy day!" he said, in a happy voice!

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

A. Mario and Luigi give Waluigi a big hug
B. Saeed appears and challenges Waluigi to a showdown
C. Waluigi's bicycle pops a flat, and hobos attempt to kill him
D. The entire park transforms into a bowl of soup

**Valigarmander** · 11-09-2006, 05:39 PM

A.

Mario and Luigi give Waluigi a big hug, which Waluigi enjoys very much for a short moment, until he remembers that he and the Mario brothers are sworn enemies.

He does a backward somersalt in the air and lands on his lanky feet. "You-a going down!"

WHAT DOES HE DO?

A. Pushes Mario over and kicks dirt in his face.
B. Punches Luigi in the ~~"joystick."~~ ARM.
C. A & B
D. Apologizes for such brash behavior.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 11-09-2006, 06:32 PM

D. Apologizes for such brash behavior.
"I'm-a sorry guys, I don't-a know what came over me. My behavior could be seen as inappropriate for viewing by children and I want to keep this completely accessible."
Do the Mario brothers
A. Forgive him, showing the power of friendship
B. ~~Attack him~~
C. Forget what they were all doing and walk away
D. Go buy groceries, together for some reason

Bandit · 11-09-2006, 08:05 PM

D

Waluigi and his new buddies walked to the grocery store, hand in hand (Wizard of Oz style). When stepping in front of the automatic doors, Waluigi froze.

"What's-a matter?" Luigi asked. Waluigi stood. Memories of Mrs. Buttersworth, and many inappropriate things flashed through his head.

"I...I cannot do it!" Waluigi said, as he ran away. As Waluigi ran, he thought to himself "I must avoid these kind of encounters. They give me an urge to do innapropriate things!".

HAPPY FUN TWO QUESTION MIRACLE JOURNEY!

Question 1: WHAT APPROPRIATE ACTIVITY WILL WALUIGI DO?
A. Go shopping with Peach and Daisy
B. Watch appropriate telivision programs with Wario
C. Play educational video games
D. Write a newspaper article on the importance of corn

Question 2: WHAT WILL THE MARIO BROTHERS DO NEXT?
A. Search for Waluigi
B. Go shopping with Peach and Daisy
C. Kill children (WARNING: Possibly inappropriate!)
D. Grow huge, and destroy buildings.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 11-09-2006, 08:11 PM

D. Write a newspaper article on the importance of corn
He wrote about how it was a staple crop and one of the most eaten foods of all time. It was well recieved by the local community.
Does Waluigi
A. Pursue a career in journalism
B. Campaign against genetic engineering of crops which could be considered inappropriate
C. Wonder if B. is possible without being perma-banned by SD
D. Report on local farming of corn
Edit: Didn't see that before...
C. Kill children
The Mario brothers decided to kill children!
Of course, this was deemed inappropriate by Standards & Practices, so they decided to
A. Adopt children of their own
B. Help needy children in Uganda
C. Kill them anyway
D. Get some corn

FXGlobal · 11-09-2006, 08:14 PM

Edit: Crap!

D. Report on local farming of corn.

Waluigi interviewed a local farmer about corn. But Wario came busting through the door to tell him...

A. Something.
B. Goombas were attacking again.
C. That he wanted to go to McDonald's.
D. ~~He'd gotten the game system repaired.~~

**Valigarmander** · 11-09-2006, 08:34 PM

A.

"How is 'joystick' inappropriate?" Valigarmander cried in vain at his computer monitor. His head explodes, showering the room with sunshine and rainbows.

Wario tells Waluigi something, but before he can finish the sentence a massive explosion rips the air. "Jumping Jesus!" Waluigi screeches, pronouncing the J's like H's. Wario mistranslates this and slaps Waluigi for being so inappropriate.

Anywho, the explosion is caused by

A. King Bob-Omb
B. A regular bob-omb.
C. A rob-omb.
D. A kab-omb.

Rainbow Dash · 11-10-2006, 11:33 PM

(I seriously don't think it was that bad. D: )

E. Something inappropriate.

Gleep. Not that choice.

F. Something even more inappropriate.

Dammit, what the hell?

*scrolls through choices*

They're all like this! Ah hell.

348hafhdsuaihuidsau: A mountain.

Yay.

The mountain explodes.

A. teh noes
B. Oh noes
C. le noes
D. la tarea

**Valigarmander** · 11-11-2006, 12:24 PM

A.

Waluigi is thrown off his feet as the shockwave from the exploding mountain shoot beneath him. "What-a teh heck!?" He grabs a bottle of Mrs. Buttersworth and

A. uses it to propel himself away from the danger.
B. sprays it onto the ground to prevent it from shaking somehow.
C. squirt it into his crotch. *warning inappropriate*
D. spray Wario with it for no reason.

FXGlobal · 11-11-2006, 01:00 PM

E. realizes that Mrs. Butterworth makes him do stuff inappropriate.

Waluigi throws it down on the ground and stomps on it. Then he...

A. Stands there looking at the Mrs. Butterworth bottle blankly.
B. Hitchikes a ride away from the area.
C. Starts doing... stuff. (WARNING: COULD BE INAPPROPRIATE)
D. finds Peach and Daisy. The shockwave stops all of a sudden.

Rainbow Dash · 11-11-2006, 02:54 PM

B.

Oh no, he's hiking with Dr. Hitch. D:

A. CHANGE THE CHANNEL
B. lole
C. ZORPH
D. Muffins

**Valigarmander** · 11-11-2006, 03:28 PM

D.

, which Waluigi ate. "Yum, that was good food. But I've got more important things to do!" He ran back to the Mrs. Buttersworth bottle and prepared to shoot a laser at it to destroy it permanently, but there was only one place on his body he could fire lasers from, and that was a very inappropriate place. And he was fighting a war against inappropriateness!

So, he blew it up with some dynamite. For days, months even, the skies above the grocery outlet rained Mrs. Buttersworth. The children would happily play in the sticky liquid as it fell from the air. Waluigi, satisfied with his job, decided to...

A. go home.
B. play with Wario. (warning: possibly inappropriate)
C. play with himself. (warning: do i even have to say it)
D. build a Mrs. Buttersworth snowman.
E. it doesn't matter, because Waluigi is narcoleptic and he immediately falls to the ground asleep.

Rainbow Dash · 11-11-2006, 06:15 PM

B.

Waluigi: Tag, you're it.

Wario: I don't like this game.

Wario then...

A. eats
B. eats
C. ates
D. oats

Mikhail Gorbachev · 11-11-2006, 06:28 PM

B. eats

Wario ate some cloves of garlic.
Suddleny the Garlic-ateers came and...
Luigi: "Earthly Garlic."
Mario: "Garlic on Fire."
Peach: "Aerodynamic Garlic."
Daisy: "Soaked Garlic."
Toad: "Garlic is good for your heart, I guess.
All: "Go GARLIC!"
Wario: "By your powers combined... I am CAPTAIN GARLIC!"

Does he save the world from
A. People who pollute garlic farms and waste it
B. Cthulhu
C. Al Gore
D. Nothing
or does he
E. Die because this story is about Waluigi

FXGlobal · 11-11-2006, 06:33 PM

E.

Wario suddenly dies from too much garlic.

Back to Waluigi...

Waluigi went back home, to play eduactional video games, when he realized that it had been broken. Thinking about other things to do he found something to do.

Was it...
A. Absolutely nothing!
B. Go to the park.
C. play with the Mario Bros.
D. go to the grocery store.
E. !gnihton yletulosbA (could be inappropriate)

11-08-2006, 11:25 PM	#1
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	CYOA: Waluigi's Totally Appropriate Day Waluigi woke up. "I think I will have a totally appropriate day!" he said in a gleeful timbre. He hopped out of bed and walked outside. Suddenly, A GOOMBA ATTACKS! OH TEH NOES! What does he do? A. Fight! B. Run! C. Cast a Spell! D. Nothing!

11-09-2006, 12:18 AM	#2
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	D. Nothing! The goomba runs full speed at Waluigi, but accidentally runs into his shoe which causes A. The game to glitch up B. The goomba squashes itself C. Waluigi Starts having a not-so-appropriate day D. All of the above __________________

11-09-2006, 05:39 PM	#7
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	A. Mario and Luigi give Waluigi a big hug, which Waluigi enjoys very much for a short moment, until he remembers that he and the Mario brothers are sworn enemies. He does a backward somersalt in the air and lands on his lanky feet. "You-a going down!" WHAT DOES HE DO? A. Pushes Mario over and kicks dirt in his face. B. Punches Luigi in the ~~"joystick."~~ ARM. C. A & B D. Apologizes for such brash behavior. Last edited by Bandit; 11-09-2006 at 07:58 PM.

11-09-2006, 08:05 PM	#9
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts	D Waluigi and his new buddies walked to the grocery store, hand in hand (Wizard of Oz style). When stepping in front of the automatic doors, Waluigi froze. "What's-a matter?" Luigi asked. Waluigi stood. Memories of Mrs. Buttersworth, and many inappropriate things flashed through his head. "I...I cannot do it!" Waluigi said, as he ran away. As Waluigi ran, he thought to himself "I must avoid these kind of encounters. They give me an urge to do innapropriate things!". HAPPY FUN TWO QUESTION MIRACLE JOURNEY! Question 1: WHAT APPROPRIATE ACTIVITY WILL WALUIGI DO? A. Go shopping with Peach and Daisy B. Watch appropriate telivision programs with Wario C. Play educational video games D. Write a newspaper article on the importance of corn Question 2: WHAT WILL THE MARIO BROTHERS DO NEXT? A. Search for Waluigi B. Go shopping with Peach and Daisy C. Kill children (WARNING: Possibly inappropriate!) D. Grow huge, and destroy buildings. Last edited by Bandit; 11-09-2006 at 08:12 PM.

11-09-2006, 08:14 PM	#11
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	Edit: Crap! D. Report on local farming of corn. Waluigi interviewed a local farmer about corn. But Wario came busting through the door to tell him... A. Something. B. Goombas were attacking again. C. That he wanted to go to McDonald's. D. ~~He'd gotten the game system repaired.~~ Last edited by FXGlobal; 11-10-2006 at 09:40 PM.

11-09-2006, 09:20 AM	#3
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts	B. "YAY!" Waluigi said. "I think I shall go pick a bouquet of roses, and have a totally non-romantic meeting with Peach and Daisy!" WHAT KIND OF FLOWERS DOES WALUIGI PICK!? A. Roses B. Daffodils C. Daisies D. Lilacs

11-09-2006, 11:33 AM	#4
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	B. But in doing so, Waluigi actually angered the mighty Daffodil God, who descended from the heavens riding a shimmering cloud. "Knock dat sh*t off!" Waluigi quickly decided to A. walk away quietly. B. defy the Daffodil God by picking more flowers. C. do something retarded. D. fart.

11-09-2006, 03:15 PM	#5
Spritedude Calibrating... Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Centennial State Gender: Posts: 1,424 Thanks: 69 Thanked 84 Times in 51 Posts	C. Waluigi kicked the Daffodil god in the crotch and ran away with the flowers. Where does he go to hide? A. His house B. The park C. A Gamestop store D. The McDonalds Playplace

11-09-2006, 04:42 PM	#6
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts	B. The Park Waluigi gleefully rode his bicycle down the Park's paved path. He smiled and waved at Mario and Luigi, who were riding a tandem bicycle on the other side of the sidewalk. Waluigi sighed, and smiled to himself. "What a happy day!" he said, in a happy voice! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? A. Mario and Luigi give Waluigi a big hug B. Saeed appears and challenges Waluigi to a showdown C. Waluigi's bicycle pops a flat, and hobos attempt to kill him D. The entire park transforms into a bowl of soup

11-09-2006, 06:32 PM	#8
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	D. Apologizes for such brash behavior. "I'm-a sorry guys, I don't-a know what came over me. My behavior could be seen as inappropriate for viewing by children and I want to keep this completely accessible." Do the Mario brothers A. Forgive him, showing the power of friendship B. ~~Attack him~~ C. Forget what they were all doing and walk away D. Go buy groceries, together for some reason

11-09-2006, 08:11 PM	#10
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	D. Write a newspaper article on the importance of corn He wrote about how it was a staple crop and one of the most eaten foods of all time. It was well recieved by the local community. Does Waluigi A. Pursue a career in journalism B. Campaign against genetic engineering of crops which could be considered inappropriate C. Wonder if B. is possible without being perma-banned by SD D. Report on local farming of corn Edit: Didn't see that before... C. Kill children The Mario brothers decided to kill children! Of course, this was deemed inappropriate by Standards & Practices, so they decided to A. Adopt children of their own B. Help needy children in Uganda C. Kill them anyway D. Get some corn

11-09-2006, 08:34 PM	#12
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	A. "How is 'joystick' inappropriate?" Valigarmander cried in vain at his computer monitor. His head explodes, showering the room with sunshine and rainbows. Wario tells Waluigi something, but before he can finish the sentence a massive explosion rips the air. "Jumping Jesus!" Waluigi screeches, pronouncing the J's like H's. Wario mistranslates this and slaps Waluigi for being so inappropriate. Anywho, the explosion is caused by A. King Bob-Omb B. A regular bob-omb. C. A rob-omb. D. A kab-omb.

11-10-2006, 11:33 PM	#13
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,400 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	(I seriously don't think it was that bad. D: ) E. Something inappropriate. Gleep. Not that choice. F. Something even more inappropriate. Dammit, what the hell? scrolls through choices They're all like this! Ah hell. 348hafhdsuaihuidsau: A mountain. Yay. The mountain explodes. A. teh noes B. Oh noes C. le noes D. la tarea

11-11-2006, 12:24 PM	#14
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	A. Waluigi is thrown off his feet as the shockwave from the exploding mountain shoot beneath him. "What-a teh heck!?" He grabs a bottle of Mrs. Buttersworth and A. uses it to propel himself away from the danger. B. sprays it onto the ground to prevent it from shaking somehow. C. squirt it into his crotch. warning inappropriate D. spray Wario with it for no reason.

11-11-2006, 01:00 PM	#15
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	E. realizes that Mrs. Butterworth makes him do stuff inappropriate. Waluigi throws it down on the ground and stomps on it. Then he... A. Stands there looking at the Mrs. Butterworth bottle blankly. B. Hitchikes a ride away from the area. C. Starts doing... stuff. (WARNING: COULD BE INAPPROPRIATE) D. finds Peach and Daisy. The shockwave stops all of a sudden.

11-11-2006, 02:54 PM	#16
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,400 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	B. Oh no, he's hiking with Dr. Hitch. D: A. CHANGE THE CHANNEL B. lole C. ZORPH D. Muffins

11-11-2006, 03:28 PM	#17
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	D. , which Waluigi ate. "Yum, that was good food. But I've got more important things to do!" He ran back to the Mrs. Buttersworth bottle and prepared to shoot a laser at it to destroy it permanently, but there was only one place on his body he could fire lasers from, and that was a very inappropriate place. And he was fighting a war against inappropriateness! So, he blew it up with some dynamite. For days, months even, the skies above the grocery outlet rained Mrs. Buttersworth. The children would happily play in the sticky liquid as it fell from the air. Waluigi, satisfied with his job, decided to... A. go home. B. play with Wario. (warning: possibly inappropriate) C. play with himself. (warning: do i even have to say it) D. build a Mrs. Buttersworth snowman. E. it doesn't matter, because Waluigi is narcoleptic and he immediately falls to the ground asleep.

11-11-2006, 06:15 PM	#18
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,400 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	B. Waluigi: Tag, you're it. Wario: I don't like this game. Wario then... A. eats B. eats C. ates D. oats

11-11-2006, 06:28 PM	#19
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	B. eats Wario ate some cloves of garlic. Suddleny the Garlic-ateers came and... Luigi: "Earthly Garlic." Mario: "Garlic on Fire." Peach: "Aerodynamic Garlic." Daisy: "Soaked Garlic." Toad: "Garlic is good for your heart, I guess. All: "Go GARLIC!" Wario: "By your powers combined... I am CAPTAIN GARLIC!" Does he save the world from A. People who pollute garlic farms and waste it B. Cthulhu C. Al Gore D. Nothing or does he E. Die because this story is about Waluigi Last edited by Bandit; 11-13-2006 at 09:53 PM.

11-11-2006, 06:33 PM	#20
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	E. Wario suddenly dies from too much garlic. Back to Waluigi... Waluigi went back home, to play eduactional video games, when he realized that it had been broken. Thinking about other things to do he found something to do. Was it... A. Absolutely nothing! B. Go to the park. C. play with the Mario Bros. D. go to the grocery store. E. !gnihton yletulosbA (could be inappropriate)